>Car that can repair itself, drive itself, and loves its ownerI can't think of a less scary concept if I tried
i wonder if he tried to fuck that car
For me it's The Car (1977)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I'M EXPERIENCING UNEXPECTED CONVENIENCE WITH MY CONSUMER GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>214120243>"Will also murder for it owner, turning into a flaming twisted incarnation of a hell-mobile. You can't kill it, you can't stop it.Kinda kino desu
>>214120243>only runs leaded gasoline you can't buy anywhere
>>214121921based
>>214120243what about hedge clip monsters?
>>214122880now that was a movieThat absolute fucking monster
>>214121615Car snu-snu>>214122777Checked
>>214122880Until he meets his match
>>214120243Remember the scene in Arrested Development where the bluth siblings are watching My Mother the Car
>>214120243You have to listen to boomer rock and roll all the time tho.I'd rather have a sick Buick Grand National named Kristy that plays nothing but MONSTER BALLADS.
>"Released in the United States on December 9, 1983, Christine received generally positive reviews from critics and grossed $21 million at the box office."Why don't we get comfy horror movies released around christmas anymore
its was pretty rad when he started calling people shitters
>>214120243John Stockwell was relentlessly handsome.
>>214120243SHITTER
>>214124083>every time Kristy kills someone, the speakers blare HEAVEN ISN'T TOO FAR AWAY
>>214124083IS THIS LOVETHAT I'M FEELIN'
>>214121921>>214122880shit movie
>>214124413ah yes you're the thinking man's horror aficionado
>>214124128He should've fucked Arnie
>>214124923>Jaws but with a car insteadIt's shit.
>>214125659>it ends with an explosion despite no other similarities to Benchley's story get raped
carpenter's most underrated movie
>>214125659You've never seen either, Pajeet. Heck, you've never seen Jaws as well.
>>214120243What about being kidnapped by Zachary Quinto and having the life force syphoned from you?
>>214125915>>214127107Did you miss the part where the car is driving behind the terrain and the characters are looking every which way acting like, "where's the car? I hope it doesn't get me. Where's the car?". That was very Jaws like. The Car is a dogshit movie and you should be embarrassed for even defending this piece of shit.
>>214122757Op here. I agree by the way, Christine is one of my favorite Carpenter movies. I just don't think it's even remotely scary. It just made me want a yandere car gf
>>214125659Jaws is Duel but with a shark
>>214120243Not to mention that shit wipes off.
>>214121921Every time I drive a car in a video game for the first time I try honking like The Car (1977) especially if Im about to run someone overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rcSqRb3zSs
>>214122757That's rad, if it had an owner that was a bad boy criminal it would be the perfect car. Like how the fuck are cops supposed to stop you? And even if somehow you get arrested, Christine would just terminator its way into the police station to save you.
>>214127739Christine corrupts her driver, so you're going to be doing a lot of hit and runs with her whether you like it or not
>>214120243is it ever explained what christine even is? is it just a car possesed by a woman or is it some unexplainable lovecraftian entity?
The books was terrible. During King’s coke and booze days. Carpenter made it kino by his “less is more” style. He didn’t have car retarded shit driving up a flight of stairs. Most movie he frames it where you think it’s the kid driving the car
>>214127369> That was very Jaws like. Alien was Jaws in space. How Scott purposed the movie. You don’t like Alien either?
>>214127761In the book it was the psychopath previous owner’s soul drained into the car. The kid starts acting like him the more he’s around the car
>>214127761>>214127802I personally like it more when Christine is her own entity. Like most Stephen King adaptations, the movie is better
>>214127782Alien was good, retard. The Car wasn't.
>>214127755So I'd drive up to Canada, problem solved.
>>214127884Christine seeing all those jeets in one place would send her into a rage that wouldn't be stopped until they were all flattened
>Taarzan : The Wonder Car, or simply called Taarzan, is a 2004 Indian Hindi-language supernatural action thriller film directed by Abbas–Mustan. The film stars Vatsal Sheth, Ayesha Takia, and Ajay Devgn, while Farida Jalal, Pankaj Dheer, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, Amrish Puri, Shakti Kapoor, Gulshan Grover and Mukesh Tiwari play supporting roles. It is loosely based on the American film Christine (1983) which was itself based on Stephen King novel Christine.[2] This also marked the debut of Ayesha Takia, for which she won the Filmfare Best Debut Award.
>>214127939kek isn't part of the fun the fact that christine is a normal car? why are jeets so bombastic?
>>214128003What the fuck is this saints row 2 custom car lol
>>214121615CAR PUSSY
>>214127772>Most movie he frames it where you think it’s the kid driving the caryea thats kinda the point. subconsciously we all know it's arnie getting revenge on his bullies. that's why the story works.
>>214127772Also it makes Christine a ride or die girl rather than just a car possessed by a ghost
>>214127119>zachary quintoWhere would he be syphoning from exactly?
>>214120243Typical Stephen King. Of course based Carpenter elevates it.
>>214127086The costume design on this particular JC film are on point.
For me, it's "Duel" (1971).
