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Star Trek Sex With Shran Edition

Previously on /trek/: >>214108871
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star trek sex with shran
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>>214120729
Do you think they practice circumcision? The Vulcans definitely do, it’s just logical
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>>214120759
i would think not
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>>214120729
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>>214120759
How do you circumcise a cloaca?
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>>214120851
they don't have cloaca the males have penises that can wiggle around like their antennae
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>>214120851
I’m sure there’s a way. Deviants the lot, but try it with a chitinous ovipositor, I dare you
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>>214120700
Sneed
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>>214120920
also it can grow back if you cut it off
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>>214120700
Coming soon to Paramount+!
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>>214121093
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>Spock: me
>speakerbox: nutrek
>pon farr: every day
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i sure hope the watchalong bros are prepared to watch along in approximately 44 minutes
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Litty
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>>214121307
What's the episode?
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Favorite eps from each series?
>The Doomsday Machine
>Darmok
>The Visitor
>Blink of an Eye
>Carbon Creek
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>>214121307
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>>214121307
Watching college football but my main game is 31-0 and secondary game is 23-0. There is no glory in cfb tonight.
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>>214121319
conclusion to the Bajoran power struggle arc thing. Kira and Dax crash a janky little rocketship
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>>214121330
You should shop a freighter into his pupil.
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>>214121328
>nazi
>inner light
>kira kardashian
>neelix dying and becoming an atheist
>detroit blood donor
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>>214121349
Tomorrow, we will show the other orange team who has the most honor.
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>>214121330
this is actually kind of spooky
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>>214121364
Is that the one with the spider dog?
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The new season of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds continues its ratings win. Third week in a row in the Nielsen Top 10 Streaming Originals. That's three for three.
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>>214121115
They would both disappear like a completed Tetris line
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>>214121364
>Dax continues to resist the efforts of the writers to find chemistry with her costars.
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>>214121403
Syracuse sucks and im saying that as a New Englander. Glory to the Volunteers
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* * * U/NOFORN: INCOMING MESSAGE FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT AND AGA KHAN IN EXILE, VIC MIGNOGA: * * *

The Great Trek Watchalong will commence in under 30 minutes. Tune communications to H&I. The code word is "Freighter." That is all. Destroy after reading.
* * * U/NOFORN: END COMMUNICATION * * *
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>>214121583
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>>214121573
>In A Mirror, Darkly
Enterprise peaked here
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>>214121583
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>>214121414
palukoo!
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>>214120759
it is illogical to change a vital part of procreation that has evolved over millions of years.
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>>214121439
literally who
i haven't heard of any of these shows
must be a list of garbage
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>>214121659
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>>214121573
>DS9 already on season 2
Time fucking flies
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sex with kes
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>>214121765
I was just thinking the same thing. I remembered S1 being a little shorter but to be on S2 already is insane.

TNG will roll over to S1 before you know it
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no sex with kira
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>>214121848
Jesus, even the consoles in private quarters are explosive.
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>>214120950
I like how Riker adopted his this lil nigga and then immediately forgot about his gay alien son.
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>>214121780
>Ocampa are only fertile for fifty-two hours out of their entire life
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>>214121882
His name is Jean-Luc
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star trek hour long corkscrew dick orgasms with doctor noum
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>>214121573

what does it mean that sisko is the only captain not standing alone, and kira is actually in front of him
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>>214121901
The federation are guests of the Bajorans.
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>>214121901
Kira is just as based if not more
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>>214121901
well a woman only makes 70% of what a man makes and blacks are 3/5 of a white person accordion to the constitution so they needed to pool resources
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>>214121659
The intro where Cochrane blasts the Vulcan with a sawed off shotgun is hilarious.
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>>214121780
phone sex with kes
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>>214121814
We just watched Emissary yesterday
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>>214121711
that's a fake Trek News poster anyway, the real one died over a month ago. self-inflicted gunshot.
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>>214121963
I feel this
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>>214122028
what if it's like a Ronan situation from Sub Rosa and some space ghost makes us shill trek news until we die and then someone else "impersonates"
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>>214122055
Shame we don't have more female posters, they might have a chance for love with the "rapist Nu Trek shill ghost"
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Where are there no pets in Star Trek? And no, having a pet is not slavery. They are friends and family. I know about Spot but that's it. Porthos was from a different era.
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>>214122145
Picard has fish. Are fish not pets? Bigot.
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>>214122145
Picard has a fish
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>>214122145
Picard and Riker have Data.
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>>214122198
Lionfish are an invasive species. Not unlike chilean sea bass or asian carp, which are also pets like koi. Dont respond to nutrek spammer anyway.
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>>214122145
What about Porthos?
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>>214122145
>Picard's fish
>The Klingon captain's targ from Search for Spock
>Phlox's whole-ass zoo he kept in sickbay
>Kirk's dog Butler
>The Irish Setter Q made for Janeway (I think she had a real one on Earth)
>O'Brien had a tarantula in a shitty TNG episode I can't remember the name of
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Whats your favorite racial slur?
Mine is Shifter
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they should just let O'Brien loose on them and the Cardie problem would be solved
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I can feel it, detective schizo faggot is here……
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>>214122276
I like when they call Spock a Satan
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>>214122279
Aye
>>214122278
Aye
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>>214122276
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>>214122145
Don't forget Spock's childhood pet sehlat
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>>214122276
nog
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>>214122276
Gotta be Spoonhead
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Yeah Keiko just give the dominion the alpha quadrant you dumb bitch
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>>214121936
This. Black man + Bajoran woman = 1.01 White men
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>>214122396
the Dominion isn't here babe calm down
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Keiko can fucking die, i can pay $270 to fuck her clone two pops per hour.
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>>214122406
Point is, they have no idea what is really on the other side of that wormhole yet. And she's saying "The Cardassians can have it and the whole sector for all I care" because she's mad at her husband for doing the job he had been passionately doing since she met him. He's in Starfleet, he goes where he's sent, she knew that, married him, and is still irresponsibly bitching at him

Keiko fucking sucks and O'Brien deserved better
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>>214122429
>grrr I'm a bitter incel I HATE when women speak
stunning. brave, even
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Is there a violent mob that Morn isn't willing to join?
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>>214122460
he just likes to be a part of things
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>>214122453
>404 argument not found
I've served in the military. It's a common story -- woman marries a soldier even though said soldier tries to talk her out of it, explains the difficulties of the life. She says she can handle it anyway and then six months into his first deployment she's sending him a Dear John letter and fucking his best friend.
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>>214122262
Don’t forget Spot
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>>214122496
you're so right how dare he have a wife you could suck his dick better than she ever could.
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>>214122538
The guy I was replying to already mentioned her
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>>214122543
>the point is that military wives know what they're singing up for so bitching about it after the fact is 100% their fault
>uhh... i bet you want to suck his cock
Thanks, Nu Trek poster.
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>>214122566
the point is you're fat and and incel
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>>214122596
I've been married for 12 years and you're a faggot who jerks off to cartoons
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>>214122609
you have no wife. you have no life. you are getting indignant on behalf of a fictional Starfleet officer on a show from 30 years ago.
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I remember kind of liking the Bajoran General guy here. Wish they would've used him later but they pretty much never acknowledge the existence of the Bajoran military ever again.
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>>214122609
I believe you
>>214122638
Youre gay

The kai winn episode tonight reminds me why Cardassia deserved to dominate gayjor.
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>>214122644
i was just thinking the same thing. but also Kai Winn is good enough she hard carries all on her own so you don't need any more Bajoran big players
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>>214122681
True. But Kai Winn would've benefited from having enforcers in the Bajoran military to fuck with Kira constantly, they should've used that. I think they didn't really want to acknowledge that Bajor had much of a military presence though, to play up their reliance on the Federation I suppose.
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>>214122717
when she wants Kira or anyone fucked with she drags her old ass to the station and does it herself and that's why she's fucking based
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>>214122734
Well it is based when you put it like that
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>>214122734
She literally fucks Dukat
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Based Cardie-Slaying Incel O'Brien saying fuck you to his whore wife and going to shoot some separatists
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>>214122881
Hes drunk
Like me rn
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Dax.....is so......lame.....
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Any Star Trek episodes about a female officer leaving work in the early morning and being abducted by two men who subsequently rape her all day and eventually take her back to her quarters??
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>>214122913
Shes cuter as Ezri in a bunny girl outfit
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>>214121780
ew
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>>214122918
>sir! Up here!
>one of the Ferengis holosuites is in use!
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>somebody making weird posts about people being incels
>Tillyfag starts posting his weird mouth shit 5 minutes later
Yep
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>>214121936
heh
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>MOOOOORN
[soiler]Mooornman
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>>214120851
Gorn?
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Pour you a beer Morn?
A little early Rom
Little early for a drink Morn?
Little early for stupid questions Morn.
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>>214122198
>>214122234
Lionfish are delicious
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>>214123020
She has such nice and healthy hair, I have to wonder why they gave her the slicked back skullet hairdo in the show
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>>214122340
I heard he Ate His Tail©®
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>>214122398
This is why DSIX is best show , they're 0.01 better
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>>214122496
FUCK JODY
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My drink is low, i need.a refill before VOY
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>>214123105
if he had the Jem'Hadar bodyguards with him this wouldn't have happened. 7 was too stupid to live
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Shields up. We've got multiple Nu Trek faggots inbound.
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I enjoyed the most recent SNW episode with the Vulcans.
However, I did not care for the prior documentary-style episode.
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Bajor popes suck

Cardassian Guls RULE
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>>214122970
rent free
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>>214123134
i like to put fruit juice in cheap beer
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I love how Odo under Garas torture just says
>I WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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What's so great about Star Trek?
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>>214123208
Thats basically a clamatto bud light which i specifically avoided for a decade and a half. King cobra glass 40s are better.
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>>214123249
sex with shran
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>>214123249
Watch the original series, the next generation, deep space nine, voyager, and enterprise to see for yourself.
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>>214123249
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>>214123289
Smart of Gates to wear that hat so her plastic face doesn't melt in the sun
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>>214123289
The studio should have hired strike breakers just to beat the living shit out of these people.
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>>214123289
Wil wouldnt be my friend cause im a more impressive socalifornian
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What if 9/11 had happened during DS9's run? How would that have affected the show? What would they have done with Kira or the maquis?
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>>214123289
TEN MINUTES TO DOWN TOWN
IS TEN MINUTES TOO FAR
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>>214123369
Id watch it in 7th grade instead?
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I bet Gates is still tight. She's a dancer.
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>>214123389
Ive fucked at least 3 over 50s, theyre not tight but they know how to please
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>>214120959
Baste
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>>214123289
>the high the
>the few

THE HIGHER
THE FEWER
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Pervitin > Bourbon
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>>214123249
it's from a better time, and it shows
it's very genuine, sincere, earnest
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>>214123483
Ben Franklin, I thought you were dead!
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Deforest Kelly died too young for a doctor
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Drunk neelix is a cool faggot
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The Hirogen are complete fucking niggers and no one would have cared if Janeway genocided them.
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>>214123714
Drunk Klingon Neelix no less
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Insaneway was better as the governor in Cheers and Norm is Morn spelled backwards
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>>214123020
>>214123089
Zamn and I didn't think she could get any hotter
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>Hey Geordi, where'd you get that visor?
>GOVX.com
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>>214123912
DS9 Watchalong photoshop anon needs to make one, it's one of the funniest commercials they play
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>>214123821
b'etor's paizuri window is ToT
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I WANT TO FUUUUUUUCK B'ELANNA AND SEVEN AT THE SAME TIME
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>>214121573
Link?
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>>214121573
Meh
Meh
Kino
Kino
Gigakino
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Klingons belong in trek but not in ww2
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>>214123983
Trek is WW2 adjacent
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>>214123945
>B'elanna
ew
>7 of 9
goddess
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>>214121942
It's "goofy/fun star trek" done right, unlike the abomination that is SNW. I, Mudd is another example.
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>>214123289
Glad he quit drinking but dude needs some animal protein. Got that soja boja neck.
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>>214123945
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I like to think the Hirogen just become Barclay-style hologooners after this episode
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>>214123934
does that one even play during DS9? I haven't been watching during VOY
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>>214123946
Channel 38.2 on my tv
>click menu on tv remote
>click channel
>click scan
>wait 15 min
>watch H&I
>watch trek
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>>214124043
This is inaccessible to euros.
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>>214124040
they do
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>>214124042
Yeah, I've definitely seen it. I think the commercial rotation is more or less the same for the entire run. Could use the Ezri sniper rifle picture
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>>214123983
>>214123993
I remember that german autist who runs the start trek ship index seething about the nazi episodes. I mean from his perspective I get it, but c'mon man it's the american cartoon version of nazis not the real deal. They did plenty of civil war stuff too.
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>>214124043
Ah shit I'm a dumdum. Don't think my TV has a tuner and don't have OTA box
>>214124093
Germans are understandably a little touchy on the subject
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>>214123945
>t.
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>>214124093
Link his channel
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>>214124060
Why didnt Germany simply EAT the fewer Jews?
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>>214124116
The part in Space Seed where Kirk, Bones and Scotty admit to having a morbid admiration for ruthless dictators must've been especially awkward for German audiences.
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Weed, couple of four lokos, and some Barley
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>>214124178
You can really see the dead in his eyes when he talks about Star Trek, like he resents having to go out and justify his retarded slop to the fans.
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>>214124116
A good tv antenna is like $20 @ CVS/Walgreens
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>>214124290
Uhh ok thanks Quark
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SEX WITH CHAPEL
CHAPEL SEX
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>>214122947
>>214124023
>>214124178
>>214124322
Fuck off Tillyfag
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>>214124363
Happy caturday, m'ress is hot
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>>214124385
Who?
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Dodgers likely to win WS but my moneys on the Brewers.
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>>214121328
>The City on the Edge of Forever
>Tapestry
>Civil Defense
>Bride of Chaotica!
>Carbon Creek
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Cause Ive got...faith...
Of, the...heart
Goinwhere

My, heart might takeME

>jupiter, bringer of jolliloty plays in background
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>>214124290
Stand aside Shran, we have a new sex icon!
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This is a great mirror episode
>>214124489
no faith of the heart tonight pal
hail Terra
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im thinking about that anon who worked at a cable company and an old grandma called in upset that they made Star Trek evil and nasty because of this episode
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Any news about second life anon?
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kek fuck tellerites
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>>214124574
What aura
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>>214121573
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>>214121748
These two still do it for me.
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I don't think there's a whole lot separating Regular Phlox from Mirror Phlox
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>>214124640
yeah I kind of wish they did the same for Odo in the Mirror episodes of DS9 but they made him comically evil instead of just a hardliner for order with an authoritarian cast
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>>214121328
>Mirror, Mirror
>Peak Performance
>Duet
>Year of Hell
>Damage. Or anything with Shranny boy
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>>214124322
Isn't she lesbian
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>I thought subspace weapons were banned by the Khitomer Accords!
What
Khitomer Accords are a specific treaty signed between the Federation and the Klingon Empire, not a space Geneva convention. Why would a rando species like the Son'a, that we've never seen before or since, be part to it?
How stupid did the writers think the Audience was? The Khitomer Accords were the main plot of Star Trek VI, that aired not 5 years before First Contact. Did they really think they could get away with that?
I thought they make these movies for people who like Star Trek
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>>214124657
Wouldn't that essentially be what they did with Mirror Spock? Also they killed Mirror Odo so fast I forgot what he was even like.
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>>214124721
>Shranny boy
what a terrible thing to call him
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>>214124261
You surely mean Barclay
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Good ritual posting
>>214120729
Shitty unfunny ritual posting
>>214124715

learn the difference!
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>>214124744
Broccoli...
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>>214124136
They like cream sauces.
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>>214124481
The Titty on the Edge of Forever
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>>214124753
Didnt I?
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>>214124116
>Germans are understandably a little touchy on the subject
Voyager has Q eps while confederate troops represent bad guys and we're cool with it. Skill issue
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What is Gates thinking here?
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>>214124729
I haven't watched the latest season but before that at least she was being extremely hetero homewrecker with Spock, no lesbianisms detected
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>>214124802
>Boy I sure can't wait to make myself look more like a lizard person with botched plastic surgeries...
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>>214121328
I'm 4/5 with you but swap Carbon Creek with In a Mirror Darkly
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>>214124796
The Confederacy didn't attempt to take over the [part of the world worth taking over, minus America]
Plus more recent
Plus Germans are just autistic by nature
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idk the name of the guy who is SNW Spock but it's totally not believable that Chapel would be hot for him. he looks like a fucking dweeb in ridiculous shoulder pads
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>>214124852
>minus America
They didn't do that either. All they did was secede and then the Union invaded.
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>>214124857
Women (multiple, even) have found /me/ attractive, stranger things have happened
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>>214124884
the original Chapel was like a self insert character for the Spockfucker girlies in the audience. no one in the audience is interested in that SNW fag
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NEVER EVER WATCH A SINGLE EPISODE OF STRANGE NEW WORLDS BECAUSE IT IS NOT GOOD TELEVISION AND YOU SHOULD SAVE YOUR MONEY
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>>214124857
Everybody seems to hate Zachary Quinto Spock but I think he's leagues better than the SNW guy. He at least tried to inject some Nimoyish humanity and dry wit into his performance while NuSpock from what I've seen is just a stoic monotone charisma vacuum.
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>H&I commercial says Kirk has a famous catchphrase
>tries to shoehorn in "Beam me up, Scotty," even though Kirk never says it
>all they can do us find a short clip of him saying "Beam us up"
kek not their best effort
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>>214124937
>save your money
He doesn't know...
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>>214124970
Time is money, friend.
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>>214124920
Chapel was originally like a parody of the kind of cardboard subservient female character the studio execs wanted after complaining about Majel Barrett's command role in The Cage. It was later that they made her interested in Spock.
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>>214124995
>It was later that they made her interested in Spock.
yes. for the reason I said.
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I hate SNW but I want to have sex with young Uhuru
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Watch TNG.
FOR. FREE.
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>>214125030
She's got nice boingboings but that hair is atrocious
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>>214125064
Not everyone in America gets that channel.
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>Normally I would be worried about this creepy Talaxian, but I've got my banana with me
>Now, imagine this banana was capable of vaporizing an attacker from over 60 ft. away
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>>214125115
That's a weird way to spell banana
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>>214121328
>Balance of Terror/Assignment Earth
>Parallels
>Body Parts
>Infinite Regress
>United
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>>214125030
You need to see a doctor about that Jungle Fever. She's not even cute.
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>>214125111
Sad?
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There are plenty of ways to watch Trek for free. Your average streaming free TV site aside, there are trektubes out there

baked.live from the old 420chan has a 24/7 trektube that runs one episode of each series in sequence same as H&I
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Svengoolie anon is cooler because he actually posts a stream of the channel so the thread can watch along properly.
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I really need to figure out how to set up my own rotating channels on Plex at some point.
Or maybe hope that Jellyfin has a plugin because Plex has been shitting the consumer bed a lot recently.
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>>214124597
>marry Troi's mom or kill yourself
>kills himself
based
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>>214125414
This was a spur of the moment thing taking advantage of something already there rather than an autistic initiative made by some anon with a single-minded purpose to make it work as smoothly as possible

EU bros can always just watch the episode listed and discuss it. As long as there is a lot of discussion about a certain episode in a thread, it's good for /trek/ and that discussion being spread over like 24 hours isn't necessary a bad thing
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Idgi. Its literally free. Free for me, free for you. Subscriptions for free stuff from basic computer programs is unacceptable. Its good to tell subscription service shills to fuck themselves and die from AIDS. Facts are backed up empirically.
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>>214124597
>marry Majel Barrett or kill yourself
>kills himself
low test
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>>214125491
>EU bros
You try to sound reasonable but then you keep pushing this shitpost against those who aren't as privileged as you. You have a negative aura and are not very Starfleet.
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>>214125548
Privileged? Anon, what in god's name are you talking about? Are you one of our Nu Trek schizos? Do you not know how to operate the internet enough to google "stream DS9 online free" and click the episode we're talking about?
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Kirk is hella based
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Bros! We are Fucking LOVING This new Star Trek: Strange New Worlds season! It's just hitting every note, Fucking hitting it out of the park!

I'm Fucking putting Pike up there. He is now on the Star Trek Captain's Mt. Rushmore with Kirk, Picard, and Sisko!
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>>214125596
I like it when he puts a woman in her place
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Cheers & good night gentlemen
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>>214125682
Why can't Picard drink a proper drink?
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>>214125682
Goodnight, captain. We'll let the Nu Trek schizos keep the thread bumped for us in your absence.
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>>214125764
You sound more schizophrenic than they do pal.
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>>214125790
t. TransPikeLuvr69 on plebbit
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>>214125742
lady grey is better than earl. both are better than that filler loaded shit tho
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They are such great villains! The best thing we have seen in Star Trek since the Borg!
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>SNW and LODE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfJRm0WssOE
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How the fuck is anyone supposed to compete with these borg beauty standards? She could assimilate the cum of every man on voyager if she wanted.
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>>214125948
And then she ends up with the most boring man in the galaxy. Man what were those Voyager writers smoking
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>>214125948
I really don't see what's so great about her it must be a geezer thing
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>>214125999
You must be gay. That's okay.
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>>214125999
I could see how you could think that if you've never watched the show and only have this headshot to go off of, with no knowledge of The Catsuit.
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>>214125542
>Majel Barrett
Maybe before she set a course for the Wall and engaged at Warp Factor 9...
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>>214125948
>I am willing to explore my humanity. Take off your clothes.
Harry's biggest fumble.
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>>214125948
I don't find her attractive because she looks too much like my kid sister.
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>>214126181
>doesn't want to fuck his imouto
Okay now I know you're baiting.
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>>214125981
Chakotay was best male actor on the show. Perhaps it was his high T level that made incels dislike him out of envy.
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>>214126180
>*Remove your clothes.
Jeri Ryan is fantastic
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>>214124731
they're s'pose to be the space geneva convention you halfwit
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>>214126277
Listen, you may or may not be correct with that correction. That's unknowable. But, do not ever countermand me in a /trek/. That is probably the most disrespectful thing a person can do. And I will not tolerate it. Going forward, keep your asterisks to yourself. Especially when replying to me.
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>>214126249
Ew. What's wrong with you?
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>>214126406
he's explaining his technique on fishing the cash out of public water fountains
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>>214124686
I think he's still pissed at Shatner for rejecting his advances.
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how is nuspocks haircut so shit compared to the one from 3/4 of a century ago? did people forget how to trim a bowlcut
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>>214126680
Shat called his bluff 10 years ago and George is still seething
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>>214126878
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZtfteXNXZ8
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>>214122145
data has a cat
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>>214120759
It is illogical to support Israel
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>>214122145
Janeway kept a pet Borg.
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was there ever a time a redshirt or team of redshirts successfully foiled an ambush meant for the main cast instead of becoming a diorama of dead people?
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“You have been, and always shall be, my friend”
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>>214123170
I think it was a massive missed opportuntity for Spock to teach the crew more about Vulcan culture becaue Vulcans being logical is something they have to learn, turning what would have been a pure comedy episode into something with meaning.
Instead I rate it almost as bad as that episode in DS9 where Quark did the sex change, the only saving grace being the B-plot.
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Rewatching all of Trek for the first time in awhile and its making reevaluate all my opinions I think I enjoy TOS way more now it truly is just pure Trek and my old favorite DS9 is boring me not even in a comfy way I cant tell if its because I watched way too much of it that I just know which episode is what and that I enjoy or dislike it but I didn't have this problem with TNG. I think watching Babylon 5 just ruined DS9 for me, I think I might skip to when the minefield is setup or just watch Dukat episodes. Voyager is also more enjoyable though I'm not getting anything out of it outside brainless ride Janeway is the worst
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https://youtu.be/0TXwLqmnuwA
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>>214128379
>of all the goys I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... zionist
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>>214128379
>of all the people I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... based
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>>214128379
What's the deal with that rash on his face is that bad?
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If you tell people to start TNG on season 3 you're not a real trek fan, and you have the same taste as redditors. I've never seen a group despise their own "beloved shows" more than reddit star trek "fans". The same types that will give you a curated tng watch list of 20 episodes, yet tell you to watch all of SNW because it's "not as bad as discovery".
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>>214128681
S1 and 2 of TNG has its so bad its good category episodes. Not sure why you wouldn't watch it as you definitely won't be bored.
It is like refusing to watch Spocks Brain, that episode is such a dumpster fire its worth a watch.
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>I like the Fair Haven episodes
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Watching Ashes To Ashes from Voyager
... are the Borg children really going to be there the rest of the series? Also I feel like this episode would've worked better if it was a character we actually saw in a previous season, instead of some random new actress going "Oh I was totally part of your crew that whole time"
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Sex with The Picard
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>>214130432
not all the children just one of them
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>>214130432
Yeah at least the "she was totally part of the crew the whole time" one in Latent Image makes sense in a meta way
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>>214130432
lol they do it season 5 too, never forget ensign jetal, don't know who that is? well neither does anyone else
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>>214128681
>The same types that will give you a curated tng watch list of 20 episodes, yet tell you to watch all of SNW because it's "not as bad as discovery".
To be fair. All of SNW is less than two seasons of TNG because Prestige Streaming Late Stage Capitalism Television™ seasons are only 10 eps
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>>214132292
It's soon to be 6 now kek
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I consider Enterprise to be Nu Trek. Yeah I Fucking said it Bitches!
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>>214132346
You are a bad person.
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>>214132346
Its freighter trek!
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>>214132346
It is ultimately a dissapointment, but what you're doing is disproportionate.
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>>214132370
based and shadow president and hidden imam vic mignognapilled
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>>214132139
lol they do it with shuttlecraft too. Five shuttles? What do you mean 10 shuttles is too many? Intrepid class has always had at least 17 shuttles as its normal complement.
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>>214130319
They weren't all bad
>Computer... delete the wife.
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>>214132516
episode I just watched when paris buys the sentient ship
>what do we need that for tom? we have a full compliment of shuttles
a shuttle was just destroyed in the previous episode, voyager is hilarious once you start keeping track of these things, also just in-case you've never seen it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIGxMENwq1k
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someone baking?
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Start the next thread but make it for characters who are exclusively coded for anal.
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>>214132593
that and the mysterious nonstandard tricobalt device that they even admitted on-screen as being highly irregular but made no attempts to explain it
Voyager has some real unintentional comedy
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>>214132639
Yeah just a minute
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