times you acted like the whale
>>214123378Ate 3 family pizzas by myself
>>214123502That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average sized person, I'd say?
>>214123378>jumbo sized bag of reeses, like 2600 calories i think>half gallon of whole milk>six mcchickens with extra mayo (like 450 cals each)>about 1500 calories worth of chicken alfredo>half an entire package of oreos>another half gallon of whole milknot sure how many calories it was in total but it was a gnarly day last weekend. im pretty fat but still have a hot gf so life isn't bad
>>214123581Thanks, anong
Ooouuugh...
never because i cant eat as much anymore so really im more like christian bale in that one where he was all skin and bone
>>214123378two mcdoubles, double stacked fliet o fish extra cheese, 10pc nuggets with honey and an extra large bargs root beer
I ate a whole bag of chips
>>214123378I ate a footlong subway sandwhich, and drank three cans of beer while in a 2 star motel jacuzzi
4 double quarter pounders with bacon
>>214123502I can smash 1-2 little ceasers pizzas in one sitting, it's like those things are made of paper they don't fill you.
>>214123378>On a road trip with family>Stop at a grocery store for snacks>Buy an entire chocolate cake for myself>Eat the entire thing in the car without sharing
>be hungover/still a little drunk>end up at costco>order a poutine>they accidentally hand me 2>eat both in the same day
>>214123378I ate this whole pizza to myself last week. $30Took me six hours. Hell of a cheat meal. But I've lost 200 lbs and kept it off 11 years so I deserve to be stupid now and then. But I sure felt awful for the next day or two. Not accustomed to so many carbohydrates at a time. But it's just such a binge that keeps me on the straight and narrow. I was even planning on doing an actual Whale and making lunchmeat sandwiches with the pizza, but it was all I could do to finish it as is. It weighed five pounds, easily. I don't fuck with cheap, fast food pizza.
>>214123745That's like $25. You could have eaten real food at a real restaurant for that money. Of course then you'd have to leave your car and enjoy good service and all, none of which sounds like a net positive in your eyes.
>>214124215I imagine pieces of your sandwich falling into the water and you still eating it like that pimp on Deuce Bigelow.
>>214124558Yeah, pizzas that you can get for less than $5 are suspicious as fuck and I have no idea how they can afford to profit from those. Can't be nutritious ingredients involved. No thanks. Not even in my drunkest hours did I find that shit appealing.
>>214123378ate 20 white castle sliders alone during finals week farted toxic death for a week
>>214124703>6 hoursI could destroy that in like 15 minutes.
>>214123378I hate 2 slices of pepperoni pizza and drank 3 beers
bouta whale out with a big bowl of popcorn
i'm gone from 78kg to 95kg in 3 years
>>214125289Thar he blows! Don't get any heavier. You're just not a kid anymore. Don't let it get out of hand. That's only like ten pounds a year. Just eat fewer carbs unless you're really active. You can eat tons of fatty meats and cheeses and eggs and veg and nuts and berries and cream if you watch your sugars and carbs. I wish someone told me that years ago. Dieting and trying to still eat sandwiches and pasta doesn't work because you have to remove fat. My brain and body likes fat more than carbs and runs more efficiently on it so I made that compromise and am no longer obese. I'm lazy too. It feels like I'm getting away with something eating fatty decadent meals and keeping trim without moving around. Low carb is the cheat code to thin. If you can get over leaving some things behind it'll change your life.
Need a big pizza...
>>214125289Nice
i ate half a little caesars pizza in one sitting
>>214123378I turned that movie off ten minutes in. I feel like this movie was made out of contempt for anyone willing to watch it. Like "Fuck you, we're going to make you watch all this gross disturbing shit, but there's gonna be sentimental music playing so you're gonna think this is art and we're no deliberately fucking with you." Whoever made this must hate movie audiences. This is a deliberate attack on the viewer motivated by some kind of sickness. Wake up and quit subjecting yourself to filth of this kind. The people behind this shit are laughing at you and are pleased that you consume this kind of poison.
>>214123378>>214123646>>214126097the whale made me realize how ontologically evil fat people are. it feels like a horror movie but the jumpscare never comes, he is the horror.anyhow I wish they delivered pizza to my house
>>214124630>adding mayo to his pizzaholy shit
>>214124630genuinely hard to watch. why did they film this
>>214124630I feel like anybody who watched this entire movie should be shot.
>>214123378I am the whale.
name a more kino ending than this
>>214124815man i love white castle but jesus christ they must be made of toxic waste. the smells that come out of your ass are unholy and its not just cuz of the onions
>>214124630I could eat a whole pizza doused in garlic butter
>>214126326t. whale
>>214123378W.t.snacks favorite movie.
Soloed an 18-inch sausage and pepperoni pizza and didn't even feel particularly full afterwards
>bake a sourdough>eat entire loaf over a day with butter and jam>take one of the biggest shits of my life
>>214128280>The movie is so good that only a fat person wouldn't like itWow, I had no idea how fucking amazing this movie is. Aside from the fact that I'm a skinny vegan, what motivated you to watch the whole thing? Do you really have no standards whatsoever when it comes to what you consume? You'd have to be so low to make it fifteen minutes into this movie and think, "Yep, is something that I'm gonna watch all the way through."
>>214126236lol, are you crazy? You don't like Aronofsky? You don't get an opinion having only seen ten minutes. Kill yourself, retard.
>>214128394I get to do whatever the hell I want. There's nothing forcing me to spend and hour and a half of my time watching slop when the first ten to fifteen minutes are a gross out reel that is the equivalent to saying, "Hey, audience! Fuck you!"
>>214126345It's a pretty good one. I like all his movies.
>>214128355>I'm a veganlol, yeah you're dumb. You can leave now.
My wife is 150 lbs overweightShe disgusts me and is always trying to get me to eat like shit so she feels less guilty (I bought ice cream for both of us!!!) but I refuse to get fat like herMaybe she'll die soon and I'll be free
>>214123378Whenever I'm cooking a meal and have another meal while I'm waiting for my meal to cook
>>214128441>>214126345I still haven't seen this movie.Does he die at the end or did he get raptured?
>>214123620Out of interest, how does the extra mayo work with the chicken? Do you request it or dip it a serving?
>>214128424You're ignorant beyond belief. If you're so sensitive to art you really shouldn't be participating. Aronofsky is definitely not for you. You also may want to avoid Lars Von Trier if you have such a weak stomach. I seriously pity you. Smoke a joint and eat a steak and you'd be a whole lot cooler.
>>214128456Lol, this board can not handle information like this. I knew that saying that would start WWIII with you disgusting lards but I don't give a fuck if this thread gets derailed because a bunch of morbidly obese cretins are having a meltdown.
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>>214128485I really don't give a fuck. When a movie is shoving shit in your face and you're like "Yeah, this is fine, I'm someone who would watch this," you're as low as they come.
>>214128468Why would you want the endings of great movies ruined for you? Just watch them. What kind of film buff are you? Those are required viewing anyway. WTF
>>214128487>>214128506You're just a contrarian troll. In the event that you're not, I don't know why you were so revolted by the opening ten minutes of The Whale. I've seen the movie four times and it's great. Nothing is gratuitous and it's a great movie. Fraser won the Oscar for the performance. You must be some prudish little bitch if you were that offended. I didn't read a single review even by just random viewers that had the issue you do. So you're one special snowflake. Condolences on your condition.
>>214128493Some of my 600lb life is absolute Kino.
>>214128507Premise hits too close to him desu
>>214128555Why is my favorite film El Topo if I'm so offended? This movie spits in your face every second and you just sit there like a jackass not even realizing it. You're a joke and you should feel ashamed for having no standards for this shit you dedicate your time and attention to, but you won't because you don't have that kind of awareness. You're gullible and unaware, and that's why you think, the reviews are good therefore you must not be the bud of some filmmakers joke for watching such filth. It's ASMR-level grossness and you just sat there and accepted it as it permeated your brain because you too are trash. If everybody who watched this movie disappeared from the earth, the world would be a better place.
>>214128617>>214128651lol, weak
>>214128669A two word non-retort somehow isn't? If you had anything to say in response you'd say it, but you can't because what I'm saying perfectly describes trash like you who mindlessly consume filth like this. The fact that you think this is high art is insane. It's deliberate gross out ASMR made by a director who hates you.
