>Kumail Nanjiani reveals that he signed on to play Kingo in 6 MCU films and a video game. “You’re like, ‘Okay, so I'll be doing Marvel movies every year, and in between, I'll do my own little things’… None of that happened.” LMAO this nigga turned his whole life around, dropped comedy gig to live in the gym and injected liters of anabolic steroids into his body, likely shaving off a decade of his lifespan, thinking he's got a steady lucrative career lined up for the next 10 years only to be chewed up and spat out by the marvel monsterabsolutely devilish
>>214131565>marvel destroys shitty alt comedy by making unfunny comedians just workout
>litresyou wouldn't even need 0.1L total to look like that
this jeet forgot he's a jeet and no one wants to watch him except jeets
>>214131640Then why are they still making comic book movies?
>>214131623why do ESLs so often struggle with hyperbole?
>Martin Starr plays a gangly nerd from his teen years in freaks and geeks til now>incredibly kino and respected actor>kumail pojeetimtaizbharatwajeshabad plays a roided out superhero>forgettable, distasteful, dud career
grim
>>214131565Eternals was kino and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
He can do a body cop movie with Stavros. They mix up needles during the press promo tour and one of them dies. The end.
>>214131565Why are his abs misaligned
>>214131703fucked up jeet genes from inbreeding
>>214131663Hilariously he’s also been in more MCU films
>>214131721Can imagine him heading for the comment section to read the praise for his "glow up" and seeing people notice his messed up stomach.
>>214131686Knock off Pakistani Patrick Bateman. Grim indeed.
>>214131686Imagine the smell....
>>214131686his quads lmfao
>>214131565eh, he was tolerable in Silicon Valley.
>>214131686>>214132017this dood never did a single squat or leg press in his life
his filmography sums up Indian immigration perfectly
>>214132017>>214132036i dont think any of the marvel dudes have thicc legs
Is he still trying to stay buff or did he give up
>>214131640>no one wants to watch him except jeetseven Pajeets dont watch shitty quirky mumble core movies
>>214131565>he signed on to play Kingo in 6 MCU films and a video gameAh yes, everyone's favorite Marvel character. Kingo. Good to see they wanted to give him the spotlight he deserves
>>214131686That's unbelievably cringe that he would even agree to do an American Psycho photoshoot, even if it wasn't his idea.
>>214131649Tax avoidance.
>>214131565It's interesting how jumping on steroids does nothing to improve his looks, status or charisma. He's just the same disgusting faggot, but with muscles.
>>214131565Good. watch his murderville episode if you want to see how much of an annoying unfunny douche he really is
>>214131565
>>214133023Have they made the first movie yet? What is Kingo?
>>214134990those aren't his abs. these are his abs. the most uneven abs ive ever seen.
>>214134990Gaza is so hot right now.
>>214131565Idk man, he looks better, his only problem are the jaw implants and the body hair.
>>214132317Holy fucking kek
>>214134990>>214135123kek imagine working out, cutting and roiding only to end up with fucked up uneven abs id kms
>>214132317Lmao
>>214131565Indians are human trash.
>>214136212Buenos dias, pedrito
>>214132317kek
>>214135123> the most uneven abs ive ever seen.Lance Reddick had some gnarly ones on Oz. Looked like a turtle shell
>>214131565at least it didn't happen to a person
>>214131565this jeet is the only person I have ever seen who still looks like an effeminate faggot after getting jacked, not even Hugh Jackman surpasses him
>>214131565Eternals was alright and he was one of the better parts of it.
>>214131565why would he do this for a literal who character?
>>214135123>tfw when I have melted absgranted not that bad but I avoid working them out to not emphasize the asymmetry