Wtf is his problem?
>>214132567He likes pretty girls girls girls girls GIRLS
>>214132567Zounds, sir! I shan't permit thine wanton wassails against mine own household. Thenceforth, if thou canst but refrain in swift from such ill-begotten verbage, I shouldst be most inclined to engage in such sanguinary as to reave this night asunder! Mayhap this magdalen thou lampoons couldst be of a loathly sort, howbeit, further insult would only hasten thine expiry! Verily, mine espousal be not a sheath for thine bodkin!
>>214132567Once upon a time this guy was actually cool. Have a shit movie? Put in Will Smith and it's at least decent. Have a good movie? Put in Will Smith and it's kino. We're witnessing his mid-life crisis right here like Artie did in Soprano's. Saddest part is he's broadcasting the entire thing.
>>214132611>And how about Will Smith's wife huh? That diglet looking bitch even gave me cancer just by looking at her!
>>214132567He had straight sex with so many beautiful girls (because Will only likes the most beautiful and hottest girls, because he's 110% straight) that he became disgusted, he was getting so much pussy (as we straight guys say) that it was just too much. So, no, Will is not gay, he's just so straight the only way he gets pleasure now is by being bent over a couch and having his ass pummeled by his masseur
Carlton absolutely won in the end.
>>214133000>in the endHe won a long time ago
>>214132567He's a cuck.
>>214132567What in the world is he sitting on
>>214134080It looks like some antigue storage box with a hemorrhoid cushion shoved ontop.
>>2141340801800s sybian
he's entirely persona
humiliation ritual
>>214133017Yes, that's how winning works. You typically don't keep competing after you win because it's over.
>>214134080Some of the powershotz videos were done on a camel harness back in the day.
>>214132567He's a poofter
>>214134146>>214134159It's some kind of sex thing, look at the odd placement of the knob and it's got some kind of custom cushion
>>214132567Wild wild zest
>>214132567It was murder
>>214134080many a buck were broken on that thing
>>214132567Jada mind broke him. She cucked him, and that mentally crippled him.
>>214132611Now do the Shakespearian verson of Chris Rock's G.I.Jane joke.
>>214132723>Once upon a time this guy was actually cool.Same with 2Pac until you realize his "thug" persona was literally all an act, and that theater boy was a catcher. Jada P must be attracted to effeminate, borderline or over-the-border gay men.>We're witnessing his mid-life crisis right here like Artie did in Soprano's. Saddest part is he's broadcasting the entire thing.Coincidentally, we witnessed his own son go through puberty, broadcasting his "deep" thoughts over twitter.That whole family is just fucking weird and extremely cringy in a very openly public way.
>>214132567he got mindbroken when he noticed everyone knew he was a faggot and that his "wife" was a beard
i never got the feeling that will smith was ever seen as "cool". even as a kid it was clear he was a squeaky clean PG rapper. he was always a bit dorky. now he's desperately clinging to relevance by any means necessary and it's sad more than anything.
>>214132567It really does seem like his mind is broken. Just divorce jada, mary a woman that likes you and make her sign a prenup, have another child that you don't try to get into showbiz and enjoy the rest of your days.
>>214132723>Once upon a time this guy was actually coolNo he fucking wasn't. Even when fresh prince was out that shit was corny but inoffensively corny so people were just like "haha there's that funny negro. look at him rap happy"
>>214132567Only a gay man would take this picture.
>>214132567Fading relevancy coupled with being married to one of the most horrible women in Hollywood.He's genuinely having a very drawn out mental breakdown.
you nigs are insane for saying that Bad Boys, Independence Day, and Men in Black didn't make Will cool for a bit therecan't tell if he is broken like anons here say or if he is forced to do this shit, either way shit is pitiful
>>214136388It’s not that Jada is into that kind of guy on a conscious level, it’s more that the performative masculinity actually works on some girls
JIMINY JILLICKERS!! WILL SMITH?!? You are getting BORED?!?! And you WANT to RELIVE the EXCITEMENT of the FRESH PRINCE of BEL-AIR but go even FURTHER??!?! WHHAA--!?! YOU are going to create a REBOOT but with ONE key DIFFERENCE?!?! The TONE of the SHOW, will be * GULP* DRAMATIC, WITHOUT COMEDY?!?! And FUTHERMORE you are going to make EVERYONE 10 TIMES ANGSTIER?!?!? So what you are SAYING is, ALL the NEGATIVE BUZZ generated and ALL the MIXED REVIEWS will be DEEPENING your HUMILIATION??! And EACH time these REVIEWS will HIT METACRITIC they'll make JADA TAKE another LOVER?!! You REALLY mean that there will be HUNDREDS of GUYS ALL inside her, AT THE SAME TIME!?!? And WHENEVER she ORGASMS, the SHOW will be RENEWED, ENSURING that the HUMILIATION goes on INDEFINITELY?!?! IF someone HAPPENS to ENJOY IT they will get TELEPORTED in front of your WIFE and then be FORCED to RUN ONE LITTLE TRAIN ON HER!? WHHAAA--??!? THERE'S MORE?!?! You're NOT going to be ALLOWED to fuck HER?!? INSTEAD you are going to be in the KEK SHED, ALONE, REGULARLY being given JUST enough SIPS of YOUR SON'S JUST WATER to SURVIVE?!!? And THEN, you will place a SCREEN in FRONT of you, playing the STREAM of your WIFE revealing SECRETS OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP on NETWORK TV?!?! So you will be MOPING around in the ENDLESS KEKINESS, SLAPPING CHRIS ROCK for your DEAR LIFE, while being TORMENTED by the SIGHT of your WIFE PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY KEKING YOU?!?! And you will be LEFT and ABANDONED there, LOCKED AND TRAPPED IN your OWN PERSONAL HELL for AT LEAST 7 YEARS?!?! But the HUMILIATION will in fact AMPLIFY the TEARS SHED to UNKNOWN HEIGHTS?!!?! TEAR FLUID will be FLOWING OUT OF YOU like a RIVER and EVENTUALLY you will FILL the VOID with your SADNESS?!!? And THEN you're going to be FORCED to DEFEND JADA, while being LIVESTREAMED on NBC?!? Your HUMILIATION WILL BE SPREAD ACROSS the WORLD, BILLIONS of BEINGS ALL LAUGHING AT YOU?!? YABBA DABBA DON'T EVEN I'M NOT ENOUGH OF A KEK TO SUBJECT MYSELF TO WATCHING THAT!
>>214132567Why come they be renewing that dogshit grim dark Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reboot for they 4th season and shit but they can't get my boy Will back on TV?
