>be Batista, a retard who can't solve a homicide to save his life>decide you'll go lone vigilante on the most notorious and successful criminal of all time>get completely outclassed strategically and made to look like a schizo>resort to physical violence in a fit of blind loser rage>get yourself killed in the process>as a true sore loser and weakmind to the end bitterly blame in on the guy who literally just tried to save your lifeWhat a way to send off this character.
la pasion
>>214134829To be fair he was a better cop this season than he was in every other season
>dances in your path
>>214134829>bro saves your life>immediately start to choke him out with the woman who tied you up pointing a gun at you????
>>214134867It's like everyone in the writer's room had a different idea for this character, and they couldn't agree which one to go with, so they just did them all.
Will Dexter have a Batista ghost next season?
>>214134895prater had the gun you fucking speedwatcher
>>214134895Laguerta's blowjobs were just that good, decades later, and he is still blind with rage for losing them.
Every and each one of these times where Dexter wins relies on him eventually getting a 1vs1 with anyone, no matter how influential. He would probably get a 1vs1 with the president with all the bodyguards somewhere else and plenty of time to clean or frame the crime scene.
Of course Dexter is not the only series to do this. It's same in all Saw movies, everything would fall apart if the victim/investigator didn't go alone everywhere.
>>214134867It's good to know the NYPD is just as incompetent as Miami Metro
>>214134902the only time harry showed up this episode is to tell him he's retarded so maybe
>>214134829They did him dirty. Fatista deserved butter.
>>214134829Poor guy fell victim to one of the worst things imaginableBeing written by Dexter writers
The fact that he got up and immediately started choking the shit out of Dexter made me laugh really hard.
>>214135214You ever consider the possibility that police are just incompetent in general? The solve rate for homicide was 80% in 1960 and now it's 50%. Police have literally gotten more retarded.
>>214136534GRUG KILL RIVAL
>>214134829Hope we get a scene of Quinn unveiling his crappy memorial bench in S2.
>>214136555Most crimes now a days are just non-Whites killing non-Whites, do you have any idea how hard it is to tell them apart?
>>214136555you're an idiot. "solved" just means they closed the case. That's not solved. You have no idea how many killers there were in from the 1800s to the 90s. All you had to do was hop a train, kill a family, hop another train.
>>214136555Look I'm as ACAB as the next guy but there's a pretty big gap between real cops and Dexter copsAnd if we're just talking tv show cops then it's even worse for Dexter cops
>>214136620And then shredding his case filesIt's what laguista would have wanted
>>214134829so batista is deadthanks for the spoil anon
>>214136722You knew he was going to die from episode 1
>>214136722anon you didn't have to click on this thread
>>214136534FATISTA SMASH FATISTA MAD Y U KILL FATISTA’S BLOWJOB MAMI?
>>214134829>can't get over his dead ex-wife who was arguably the biggest cunt in TV history
>>214136705>Hmm, shot in the back half a dozen times...clearly self-defence
>>214136651>All you had to do was hop a train, kill a family, hop another train.You could literally do this now you fucking retard.
>>214136799I agree with your blood splatter analysis sir, good thing we had an expert so close to the scene of the crime!
>>214136914>splatter
>>214134829>we need to make sure audiences know this character is Cuban>I know just the hat
>>214134837fpbp
>>214134829I'm tired of shows acting like the police are morally superior to everyone else. At the end of the day, all the cops got themselves killed trying to stop a HERO like Dexter from ridding the world of evil and saving countless lives. I like the guy but he had it coming.
>>214137970Exactly. I'm so tired of >Dexter it's your fault that Lagerda, Doakes, and Deb are dead.
https://vk.com/video-221150156_456251612stupid fucking russians
It legitimately sounded like satire when Batista told Dexter with his dying breaths "it's your fault" as he chased him all the way to New York, was warned by Dexter that he will likely die pursuing him, got captured by a psychotic midget billionaire, then threw away his life after Dexter saved him. Guy is just minding his own fucking business getting ridding of evil people, and these incompetent cops keep getting in his way and dying, then cry about it. They're brainwashed by the system to think they're doing the right thing.
>>214137970He DID NOT know that retard. If you were trying to avenge your blowjob mami’s killer and the guy you accuse was super cryptic and turned into a cold asshole told you to fuck off, would you actually fuck off? Just assume for one minute you have a blowjob mami even though we all know you don’t.
>>214138063is there an english one somewhere plz?
>>214136773she was so much of a cunt that it was the only innocent person Dexter was willing to straight up kill himself to avoid getting caught. He refused to kill Doakes and Batista.
>>214134837>I got proof dextah is the bay harbor butcher >here’s a voice recording of myself . mp3>what do you mean it’s not proof?
>>214138108throat cancer from hpv is no joke
>>214138063How in the fucking fuck did Russia out of all fucking places on the fucking internet get ahold of episode 10? Didn’t we cut them off from the entire internet? WHY ARENT THE SANCTIONS DOING ANYTHING?
>>214138367>Here's a room covered in plastic, I rest my case>Is there a body? Or any blood?>YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? IT'S PROOF THAT DEXTAH MAWGUN IS DA BAY HAHBO BUTCHA!
>>214138460>okay OKAY I didn’t want to break out the big guns but here it is >I placed a GPS in his car and GET THIS - he DROVE AROUND ALL DAY >and the GPS is actually just my AirPods… which Dextah destroyed >so we can at least take him in for destroying my property RIGHT???
>>214138460>Here's a room covered in plastic, Even better it was a store currently being refurbished. Je may as well have taken them to a knife store and said this was where he got his weapons.
>>214135336Good morning Sar
FRAMT, DONThe New York Ripper..is he next?
>>214134829He lasted way longer than DoakesSURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
Missed opportunity for Dexter to confess to Batista like he did with Doakes.
>>214134829Set.
>>214134829>Sorry I can't help with your case, but (entirely unprompted) Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Debra Morgan the Vegetable?>I thought not. It's not a story the police in rural upstate New York would know about.>This random woman you've never heard of had a brother, and her brother had a son named Harrison, and it's somehow important that I recall and tell you Harrison's name in this moment.>And she was a good friend.
>>214139594do you have a link to that scene? It can't possibly have been that retarded
>>214139723I don't think there's a good YouTube clip of it or anything, but it's in New Blood episode 5 "Runaway" toward the end.And yes it really is that retarded, he had no reason to drop Harrison's name while skipping over Dexter's name and referring to him only as "a brother," which he does just so that Angela can do the tiny bit of extra homework and discover Dexter Morgan's identity herself
>>214138534>so we can at least take him in for destroying my property RIGHT???I laughed out loud, thanks anon
>>214138938That's because Doakes was competent enough to actually catch him in the act, he literally caught him in the middle of dumping a body.
>>214138367>>214138460>>214138534Take in consideration that Dexter is the master manipulator with a charming smile and gestures.
>>214139449It was a missed opportunity not to have Dexter caught then conveniently have someone else kill them for the 3rd fucking time. I really thought it was going to play out differently this time.
>>214140104kek
>>214138367>>214138460>>214138534>damn well the nypd isn't buying it so i better find some hard proof>i know!>i will follow dexter... again>hopefully this time he will trip up and i will have some i can use>okay he's being a bit sneaky. he's getting on the subway. i'll follow him o->oh he got off>well.. uhh.....
>>214138068He was brainwashed by the blowjob queen of Miami mijo
Surprised by how much of a retard Batista was. I assumed they would extend his arc beyond just 1 season because he was one of the few ogs and quinn is a charisma blackhole. oh wellalso suprised by how highly rated the show is now. It is good admittedly but i dont watch tv shows all that much anymore
Anhel got popped?
>>214134829the writers hate Dexter and everything about the show and its characters.
>>214140636>ep 9 where Angel died has a 9.9/10 and best rating of the seasonMaybe that's just the initial flood of scores and it will drop but it already has a similar number of them as the rest of the reason. Surprising since the consensus in most places seems to be that this episode dropped the ball and became sloppy and contrived, in a typical late Dexter season way but still not a good way
>>214140636It's pretty depressing how they're just killing off what's left of the old cast. But if they kill off Prater too this season I look forward to starting off fresh. I miss just seeing Dexter's day to day life and tracking down lesser killers while he investigates a new villain over the course of the season.
>>214140886the whole internet is botted bro. dead internet theory, look it up it's real.
>>214141122That could account for some of it, but why didn't things like the New Blood finale, or Snow White or Ironheart, get botted by the studio to bring their scores back up?
>>214141339bots cost money. those were all flops already. dexter resurrection is a huge success.
So I have caved. where do I get ep 10 ?
>>214141383>those were all flops alreadyNew Blood episode 9 has a 9.3 imdb score. The whole rest of the season before it has an 8 or above. And then episode 10 drops to 4.8
>>214140636it is good, and the shortcomings are not nearly as egregious as they were in some of the other seasons
>>214137637It was an infeterence to the show made by the ugly white trash girl with hairy armpits and a yeasty vagina.
>>214134829Based if true, I always hated him
>>214140636I wish either Prater or Batista would have lasted like halfway to season 2 and then getting whacked or something. But at least Prater would have probably cost too much to get back.
>>214134829Remember when he fucked the british woman so hard her vagina was pleading (implied by passing rape kit)
>>214141581new blood was not popular at all. no one watched it to rate it or it wasnt successful enough to be botted. dexter resurrection is huge.
Hoping I'll never have to see "la pension" joke ever again
>>214138108Miyukee on pornhub
>>214142912Kek every redditor and youtubittor thought it was the greatest joke ever
