>Lionsgate is holding a screening of ‘THE LONG WALK’ where you need to walk on a treadmill faster than 3MPH for the whole movie>If you stop, you’ll be escorted out of the theater and you can’t watch the rest of the filmWould you watch a movie like this?
>>214135951If it was free and I was bored, sure. Get my steps in and watch some slop.
I find it hilarious that Americans think the idea of walking 3MPH for 90 minutes is some kind of challenge
Sure, let me roll up in a wheelchair and sue the studio
>>214135951>do this>suffer serious medical injuries>sue lions gate for millionsand my mom told me my kino habit would never pay off haha
>>214135985were so fuckin fat here bro
>>214135989You can win lots of money at bar trivia with kino knowledge. I pay my rent just winning trivia money knowing everything about movies you can ALWAYS find a bar trivia night doing movie trivia or some specific tv show just study up and win big you can side bet with drunk retards and get loaded quick.
>dude, walk slowly for 90 minutes!So, light recreation?
>>214135966>I am a redditor and took a break from buying the same Zelda game for the tenth time then heckin sure I will be there heckin exercise ftw hydro homes free free palenstine ukaeianslava.This is what you look and sound like.
>>214136252what's the new thing to eat there, the meme is usually your all mcdonalds eaters but I feel like mcdonalds is old news now. what do you fatties gorge on now?
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>>214135989u prolly have to sign something that will prevent just that thing from happening
>>214136338Why does the dog turn into a cat?
>>214135989A 'mbecilleTe faranno firma' na liberatoria, zi
>Be American>Walk down the street>Get shot.
>>214136320No no, it is just McDonalds.
>>214135951Sounds fun. I'm American BTW.
>>214135951>do better than a twenty minute milefat kids were finishing their mile at 12 minutes and that was back in 2007. are mexicans really that fat?
>>214135951>Would you watch a movie like this?I would watch a GOOD movie like thatthis one though...
>>214135951Damn first Carnival's "no rap" rule and now this, they really are just getting rid of black people in public, crazy.
>>214136491>be little bong girl>escape brown kidnappers by brandishing knives in self defense>get arrested
>>214135989>suffer serious medical injuries>from just walkinghuh?
>>214136320For me it's the chuckwagon sandwich. You get a bun, ideally poppyseed, one slice of cured or smoked turkey, one slice of bologna, one slice of cotta salami, one slice of swiss cheese, one slice of American cheese, you microwave it for a minute in a paper towel or something to contain the cheese drip, and enjoy. 500 calories and half of them fat.There is nothing new about it, but they sell tiny wimply ones from refrigerated vending machines in midwest workplaces for like $4-5 and you can just make your own for $1 instead, so I bought the stuff to make 48 of them and will freeze them to eat later.
>>214136676>don't wear socks, get blisters>have really flat feet, lie about severity of injuries
>Garraty begins to suffer from doubts about his sexuality and masculinity due to suppressed memories re-emerging, especially after McVries hints that he is sexually attracted to Garraty.not watching your jewish demoralisation propaganda
Long walk is 1 hour 48 minutes. I think realistically, most people would get bored or forget to keep pace during the film. It's not the difficulty of the task, doing anything continuously for 2 hours will test your mental fortitude.
>>214135951You think THAT'S bad, during screenings of '40 Year Old Virgin' they were asking that the audience not have sex with each other for the duration of the film. That's 116 minutes.
>>214136768very nice but take the H out of the name
>>214136768Poppyseed makes sandwiches 100x better
>>214135989>suffer serious medical injuries from walking 3mphAnon...
>>214136252>we'reSpeak for yourself fat ass
>>214137171>>214136676Welcome to America
>>214136676>>214137171it’s for over 2 hours, non-stop. The average person unironically can’t do this
>>214135951the book was 4mph. I see they made it easier for the obese negros.
>>214137250I do not live a particularly active life but that's like 8km, it's nothing
>>214137282NONSTOP
WHAT the fuck is this OP?Twitter screenshot is obvious 4chan slop for at least 5 years, But repeating the images text word for word in the op is next level slop, it's like a modern news article where they repeat the first lines 3 times before starting. Bot post?I think i might need finally stop coming here, a decade and half i think this post has done me in,
>>214137315It took you this long?
What's the fucking point apart from the marketing gimmick that seems to work because you posted this garbage here?Getting most of the audience so winded they can't concentrate on the movie and realize how shit it is?
>>214135989>>suffer serious medical injuriesamerican moment
>>214136274> I pay my rent just winning trivia moneyNo you don’t, you cringe, lying faggot.
>>214136676It happened to me. Torn muscle. I has just spent a fortnight mountaineering. No issues. A couple days later, walking to the shops...snap. There goes the hamstring. 6 week recovery.
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