Come on, it’s not that bad
>>214138715>tfw you do a gruesome smelly shit fart that tills the room and a kid gets blamed and you sit there in your own soil staring at said kid
>>214138715How did he turn in Luiz guzman
>If he was gonna get plastic surgery he wouldn't get THAT, come on!
The great thing is that Simo will never be happy with his appearance, so as he gets older and the aging process kicks in, so the frequency of the surgeries and procedures will increase. He’s only 65, but think how much of a ghoulish freak he’s going to be when he’s 75.
>>214138715>nicest person you'll ever meet>twisted fucking psychopath
I'm gonna need a 2003 photo of a smile showing teeth from him for proper comparison
>>214138715Imagine slapping the one on the right really hard on the cheek
>>214139537He had normal looking teeth back then
>>214138715I really wish American Idol was still airing so one of the contestants would roast Simon's fucked up face and destroy his confidence.
>>214139621Does he have dentures now or are they just bleached to death? He doesn't look that different
>>214139675They’re veneers. The original teeth are filed down into nubs and then porcelain caps are fitted over the top.
>>2141387153 years ago he said he had a wakeup call when he realized he overdid it with the procedures and looked like something out of a horror film, and his 8 year old son was in tears. So much for that lmao, the retard fucking doubled down. These people are sick in the head.
>>214138715terrifying. why celebrities do this?
Hair transplants and fixing fucked up teeth are the only forms of cosmetic surgeries that men can get without looking like mutants or bogged
>>214138715I think when you start looking like this it’s a pretty good indicator that you’ve been living in Los Angeles for too long and you should probably move.
>>214139333>only 65
>>214139902no it's still cope
>>214139786>ring ring
>>214140176Why did you say "no"? You didn't refute that post.
>>214140256no need to refute retarded cope statements.anyone will see through your fake teeth and hair and see the mutant that you originally were and still are.
>>214140328That was the proper reply. Do that first next time instead of a shitty vague post that makes YOU look like the stupid one.
>>214140328>>214140366No, he still looks like a retard with that full explanation because the post he replied to was about surgeries that turn you into a mutant, not that hide your ugliness.
>>214139786demon sacrifice
>>214138715Why does his beard look like the clone tool in photoshop?
>>214140328About half the men in hollywood and half of all pro athletes got hair transplants, and 99% of people are incapable of seeing them for the mutants they are
Insane, he actually looked like a handsome dude before surgery. He must have been around other plastiques too long to feel insecure.
>>214139248It's like he chose the biggest jaw implant they had at the clinic. Should have gone with something more subtle
no surgery for natural bone loss
>>214141595No surgery to hide bells palsy.
>>214138715he just changed race
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>>214138749coomer wojak
>>214139248
>>214140137He's just a kid.
>>214138715now his face matches his soul
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>>214142342Quaid looks feminized here.You can see the lack of testosterone in his face.He still looked good in 2019.
>>214142663Hahaha!
>>214138715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N401SDmevkIHe was an smug chud in 1987. He would defintely post on 4chan today
>GOOBLE-GOBBLE ONE OF US GOOBLE-GOBBLE ONE OF US
Man all that shit has to hurt when you get old
>>214143834>having confidence makes you a "smug chud"I guess he should be more like that faggot Pedro Pascal. >"Oh jeez. Oh, this event I voluntarily came to is making my anxiety flare up. Oh jeez. Am I quirky and relatable yet? Did I ever tell you I raped my brother- I mean, I have a trans brother."I don't know why you troons worship him and act like having any confidence makes you a bad person.
>le raep faec
>>214138715most of us aren't gay or indian enough to give a shit
https://youtu.be/dVT34MXgK4s
>>214142342What's wrong with his nose
>>214141505>>214139248i don't fucking get it. dude was so fucking handsome why would he fuck himself up?
>>214138749That is the Mr. Beast smile except Beast didn't need plastic surgery.
