>Computer, generate an on-topic thread for 4chan's /tv/ board
>>214139160>thread 404s instantly
>Computer, show me a table.>No, actually, there were more tables.>Computer, show me several tables.>And they were aligned, like one next to the other and one behind each other.>Computer, align tables on a rectactular grid with equal distance between the tables.>And the tables were inclined. More like desks.>Computer make the tables school desks.>And the room was brighter. It had a large, white rectangular structure at the front. Like a whiteboard.>And there were noises. Like breathing.>Computer, generate breathing noises.>No, more like laughing.>Computer, change the noises into laughter.>More.>Louder.>Directed at me.>I've been in this room before.
>Computer, completely destroy the critical thinking skills of a generation. Make all academic certifications and degrees meaningless. Then, make it so that it's no longer possible to verify the authenticity of any image on the internet ever again. Now, over the next few years, eliminate all entry level jobs from the economy. Disengage safety protocols and run program.
>>214139160>Computer, generate a thread that won't be deleted for being off-topic>Sir, would you prefer to discuss haircut advice of spam webms of underage tiktok skanks?>Computer, I would prefer for it to be at least vaguely related to television and film discussion>The parameters are contraditory sir. This holodeck experience will now 404
>Computer, activate Caturday programming
Jesus christ this is an autistic disasterYou need to face the fact that the world would be better off if your brain was a bloody, hairy mess on the wall behind your jerkoff station
>>214139545wtf what's the point of a train that tiny???
>>214139160>Computer, generate a sam hyde thread that will be spammed with schitzo infographics until it hits the bump limit in 3 minutes >Computer, generate a star trek general that will be spammed by a tranny talking about lower decks until it hits the bump limit in 3 minutes >Computer, generate a nick mullen thread until it gets spammed by a leftist complaining that he was never funny until it hits the bump limit in 3 minutes
>>214139517How do you know the threads get deleted for being off topic unless you're the 100% disabled autistic waterhead piece of shit getting the notices?Do you understand that if you blapped yourself this week your mom would be losing weight, singing to herself and fucking dudes from tinder by 2026?
>>214139651You've never heard of model trains?
>>214139890kek. also, try by next week
>>214139592>>214139890back from your vacation christschizo?
>computer, create a scenario in which moot saves the great leader in the korean unification war of 2019
>>214140061>computer, generate a pov experience in which I get smothered by big puffy wet ponuts
>ofc bro, here is your Emma Myers / Jenna Ortega thread no. 999
>>214140021yes I am the faceless, omnipresent enemy that tries to take mommy's titty out of your mouthyou can tell because I have a goo-goo gaa-gaa name like MEANIEPANTS that helps you conceive of meI am a threat to your comfort, I want to take approval and yummy food away from youyou are right to screech
>>214139651that's just a big cat
