>uhhhh that was....meanoutstanding cinematic commentary. really explains why she's such a popular movie reactor.
That's a man
what were you expecting?
meanwhile, anon:>uhh that was....kino
>>214141938>movie reactorThe fact this is a thing is disheartening.
>>214141938kek her patreon pigs really tortured her with this one
>>214142122>he doesn't scream KINO during kino moments
>>214142174I don't. I take a screenshot of the moment, start a thread on /tv/ and write "kino".
>>214142174>>214142122You guys should make your own kino watching channel? I would watch a guy who'd jump up and point at the scream yelling kino every other scene.
all YouTubers are fucking braindead morons. there needs to be a filter for public cultural commentary again.
>>214142275
>pretends she hasn't seen an essay on the movie before the reaction
She actually feels pretty well spoken usually.
reaction channels are based because they mean you don't have to pester your friends by forcing them to watch something they probably won't likeyou can get the same satisfaction from some fag on youtube
>>214142426She an evil polack, I know redundant.
Most women are like literal children.
>>214142483Here's you, getting the "same satisfaction" of having a gf.
>>214141938Did Bruce Willis really groom 11 year Jessica Alba?
>>214142592this video is staged but i actually knew a kid like this in my HS a few years agohe would watch vtubers on his phone during class and had a startlingly similar physiognomy
>>214142426that's a curious scar, was she born with cleft lip?
>>214142592Playing Valorant is worse than watching vtubers, imo.
>>214141938She seemed genuinely confused by a hitman killing Alexis Bledel's character at the end after it's shown she betrayed and sold out the other Oldtown hookers. Bros is Cassie straight up dumb?
>>214142592>How about the fact that I hate my son? I come home and his sitting in front of his oshi in his fuckin underwear. Wasting his time in some zatsudan stream going back and forth like some other fuckin jerk off giggling like a SEA monkey. Fuckin smash his fuckin face in. My son, what'd you think about that?
>>214142877Snitching bitch.
>>214142877She didnt even understand he was a hitman
>>214141938>popular movie reactor.the fact that there is such thing as a "popular movie reactor£ who does this as a profession means we're doomed ad a species
>>214142957We've got bigger problems as species.
Dialogue in this movie was really bad.
>>214142997Loik deh blecks
>>214141938>anon finds out streaming content is parasocial by designWAKE UPGRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
CASSIE REACTED TO K-POP SEMON HUNTERS
>>214143029It's basically visual porn, it's deliberately over-the-top
>>214142275>I wish I had more sex>I wish I went to more parties>I wish I spend more time on my career>I wish I watched more sports>I wish I had more gay stupid ass hobbiesLife is meaningless nigga we all die alone having accomplished nothing, regrets are for sissies
>>214142216Would be good in a Beavis and Butthead format where they reach consensus or butt heads (huhuhuhuh) at what is kino or not
>>214143157that's basically robert's kinoplex at cytube
why do react videos make normalfags seethe so hardNo one cared when it was watching people play video games
>>214143106Like its based on some graphic novel or something.
Who are your reaction waifus?>Colette Cherry>Movies with Miranda>Queentofu>Angela
>>214142216There has to be already a reactor who says kino, right?
>>214141938I cannot watch any of these reaction channels. Every single time, the person/people watching the movie are so fucking stupid its just painful to listen to.
>>214143325You don't get it. That's the point.By acting naive/stupid/clueless they rope in simps to fall over each other trying to explain to her what is going on. And to get noticed they donate money and compete with others that donate money.
>>214143325Retardation is feminine and cute. You probably like pretentious chicks like Lindsay Ellis or that goblin that pegs idubbbz
>>214143296>>Colette CherryAwesome eyebrows.
>>214143369Women aren't pretending to be retarded they just are and it's a youtube video not a twitch stream idk how you think these donos work
>>214142426She's hot, so it's okay.
>>214143680Meh.
>watching movie reaction videos
>>214142078he was expecting precisely that, so he could make this thread
>>214143310no because the people from here would bully him to suicide (rightfully)
>>214142895>In this house Pero is our oshi. End of story.
>>214142895BAUBAUe
>>214141938That'd be $100K + tip a month, chud. Thank you.
>>214143492Its not even just women. The guys who occasionally do this stuff are just as stupid.
>>214143296
>>214144399Dumb & ugly. No worse combination.
>>214144472wrong & wrong
>>214142877She didn't even know what the Civil War was all about while watching The Good The Bad The Ugly.
for me? It's vidya reactors
>>214145000girls reacting to the rdr2 ending hits
>>214144399>>214144507their attitudes watching sopranos was so annoying
>>214143296For me?
>>214142734baseball bat to the face from her boyfriend.
>>214144399>>214144507i DESPERATELY need to see these two scissor eachother
>>214145000lol that's a video game?
>>214146563yes
>>214146994they didn't even try with that "water"also how can someone watch this shit voluntarily
/rg/ - reaction general
Why the fuck are GOT reactions so popular? With whom? Normies, reddit, 4chan, everyone hated that last season.I feel like I'm going crazy when another GOT reaction reaches 5 gorillion views
>>214142592I wish I could feel this much joy playing video games again
>>214143296>Queentofu>AngelaBoth these whores need to get gaped on camera already On another note Whimsorey is my pure waifu
>>214148095he's watching a vtrooner count down for new year
I may like reaction slop but at least i'm not a vtranny
>>214148158Whimsory has dedication to the movies she watches.I like it when a reactor does more than say hello, plug their patreon, and then end the video one minute after the reaction.She may not like all of the stuff she has watched, but she does her due diligence in finding out as much about it and enjoying it as much as she can.
>>214148428What hasn’t she liked
>>214148904Can't remember offhand. I just remember her talking once that she didn't like a movie, and probably would never watch it again.
>>214148942I’d assume Texas chainsaw but maybe something that was mean to mr Jesus
JUSTIN JUSTIN JUSTIN
>>214149032She gives more like escaped from Mormon or Southern Baptist cult vibes from the way shes talked before
>>214149308All I know about her is that she was raised by her grandmother mostly. I think her dad was a long haul trucker so he left her and her sister with grandmother for extended periods of time. No mom in the picture at all.I don't think she is mormon at all.
>>214143310>There has to be already a reactor who says kino, right?Yeah, they're called germans.
Meanwhile in /mu/ reactions>AY YO THIS YT PEPO MUSIC GOES HARD NOT GONNA LIE FR
>>214143296>Queentofutrash simp baiter
>>214144507they are so cute
>>214149146>HUGE TIT WINDOW>DONT SEXUALIZE MEGod, I hate women so much its unreal
Do they make money reacting to movies?
>>214141938She was too dumb to realize Josh Hartnett's character was a hitman.
Are the sin city movies/the spirit even worth watching
>>214149146So many IR couples in this space fuckin gross and some watching ww2 movies is crazy
>>214151240No.
>>214151530>some watching ww2 movies is crazyWhy?
>>214150894anyone with over 100k subs makes around 10-20k/month, depends on upload frequencyalot more if they snag sponsors
>>214151613Cassie got a sponsorship from a meal company and this is how she filmed the food she made.
>>214151656it is insane how much money cassie is makingprobably makes so much more than her husband now, im pretty sure he's full time editor now instead of just doing it for fun
>>214141976>That's a ma....
>>214151656When did she start adding sponsors into her videos?I watched her GOT video a week ago, and it had no embedded sponsor.People were bitching over a year ago because she was munching on snacks and she has avoided eating anything on camera since then.Is there some youtube ad that pops up during her video?Because I don't see youtube ads. I've had uBlock installed for years. I don't see youtube ads at all.
>>214142426Post it
>>214151723>probably makes so much more than her husband nowShe might threaten to leave him and he'll kill the whole family then himself, mormons do shit like that.
>>214151765This?
>>214141938I think she's full of shit and has already seen over half the movies she reacts to.
>>214142426Never liked her, or the jewish one, gold somethingTheir editing style is so bizzare and annoying, constant yapping and screaming
>>214151591You know why. It's ironic and depressing.
>>214151754they're both wife tier but her sister mogs the shit out of her
>>214151888Natalie Gold.Her nasally grating voice just makes my fingers itch in a homicidal way.If I was going to kill someone, I'd just shoot them.But her voice just drives me into a fury of wanting to squeeze her throat and gnaw on her face as she chokes on her own blood.I want to feel my teeth tearing chunks out of her face while she is squirming and gasping for air.I don't like her.
>>214151830shes one of the few reactors that i can buy not having seen any movies because she's a mormon. mormons are weird and theres a lot of minor little sects and communes of them that go out of their way to shun things like movies or entertainment. or joy.they aren't even allowed to drink coffee. mormons are fucked up
>>214151983She's not just a mormon, but a canadian mormon.She's even more sheltered than normal mormons.She moved to Utah after getting married.
>>214142877I feel she has dumb down her comments, not sure why
>>214146108magy acute
>>214143296EvieReacts and OP's image
>>214144984>>Canadian should know us history
These two retards never once suspected that Helly was actually Helena in season 2 of Severance. Even when Irving was dragging her off to drown her, it wasn't until Irving shouted that she's an imposter that it clicked for them. Also everyone overwhelmingly voted for them to watch Westworld afterwards.
>>214152987Magy is a stupid slut.Might as well claim Blue is best.Ellie is best girl.
>>214151888that jewish one mades 30 mins reactions to 3 hours movies
>>214153074Spartan is pretty dumb.Pudgey is not.I'm not simping, Pudgey is more clever than Spartan.Someone post the gapemouth Spartan staring at the screen while Pudgey berates him for not understanding what is happening.
>>214153012Also Shanelle Riccio
I can't watch Movie Munchies anymore now that the one chick is obviously faking her reactions.
>>214144399>>214144507LM Reactions feel like the only reaction channel that hasn't been ruined by capeshit, star wars slop, etc.
>>214153083blues nudes are actually pretty good even if shes a bit of a flatty
>>214145000goddamn last of us 2 is so embarrassing
>>214145000Wait, it's not a Letsplay?
>>214143149>duude just be a pathetic loser lol
>>214153190never watched the sopranos, why are they laughing?
>>214153083They're all stupid sluts. They're literally all whores owned by some weird Bulgarian pimp who realized that he could make money off of reaction channels and Onlyfans.
>>214153486Basically the character calling is an incompetent fuck up who can't even make a call to suck up to the boss on his birthday on time (but still tries anyway despite already fucking it up) and Tony is sick of his shit so he just hangs up without saying anything
>>214151940I was sure that Carly was lesbian but now she got married and I'm not so sure anymore. Could be married to a girl. I don't know the laws about same sex marriage where they live. She's definitely bi.
>>214143369If it was a concious decition to decieve, I could respect that.But it's not, they truly are retards and the algorythm favours retards.There aren't 2000 supercunning women doing this.This is the bottom of society being pushed up.
>>214153509many such cases
>>214145000>>214146994Where's the part when you game
Two more episodes until Lola and Milena get to the Joan rape scene in Mad Men
>>214153674
>>214153674I don't even remember that
>>214143492Spoken like a true incel. You haven't been around a truly stupid girl if you believe this.
>>214153689Kek, fucked by J. Rossi again. Never noticed it
>>214142426I can't watch her ever since she tried to pretend she hasn't seen Toy Story.I'm sorry but no one under the age of 35 has not seen that movie when they were a kid.I know reactors get a lot less views if they say something isn't a first time watch but don't lie about it, just don't watch it ffs.
>waiting for TBR Schmitt to post the next episode of Severance>waiting for TBR Schmitt to watch more than one show at a time>waiting for TBR Schmitt to upload more than once a week
>>214153880Samantha a cute.
For me, it is she
>>214153674>fuck every guy in town until you're left with only the crazy army doctor to take you as his wife>surprised he's rightfully shocked to discover she's the office side piece>forces some kinky office sex on her which was considered consensual in the sixties >still go through with marriage and are lucky that either the guy doesn't want kids or simply can't >cuck him as soon as he's out of town because she still have feelings for the old guy she used to fuck on the side>give birth to old guy's kid and lets her husbands believe it's his>surprised when he finally walks out the door because he's sick of your shitHonestly the more I think about it, the more I think it was all Joan's fault. This is just what happens when a pretty girl doesn't have a dad.
Is it true that Lola and Milena moved out of Serbia and live in Spain now? Someone on rddit claims that they casually mentioned it while watching Mad Men. I'm guessing that's why the lighting is so different in their newer videos.
For me it's Biss.
>>214141938Just how much of a pathetic loser do you have to be to watch this shit?
>>214153674That happens in like season 3.
>>214154132being a hot lesbian in serbia doesnt sound especially safe right now
>>214153190unfortunately shonenspics are slowly influencing their reactions
>>214141938>sheltered christian tradwife acts like a sheltered christian tradwifeNot sure what you faggots were expecting.Her GOT reaction will be the same. It's just going to be extremely basic bitch takes
>>214154197exlusively brown people and sub 80 IQ mouthbreathers watch this shit
I can't suspend my disbelief
>>214153622>coombrain
>>214151754Damn. I never thought Carly was hot until now.
>>214142621No. He was fighting the urge to sleep with her when she was a 10/10 19 year old.
>>214146994>revenge is... LE BAD!
>>214143296>Queentofuthis bitch posts one reaction every 3 months.
i've been telling you guys since the beginning, you have to find more niche channels with people who actually care about what their watching. and don't pick the same things every other cunt does for the algorithim. no fake cringe reactions, no shallow commentary. just pure autism from people doing it not as a full time fucking job.
>>214156071to add on to this, the move is almost always to find 2 or 3 friends doing it together. it makes it much more likely that they're just doing it largely for fun and interest, and just uploading their calls because they can.
Not even trying to be racist, but there's something about asian reactors that makes me believe the bugman meme is real. Every one of them feels like they're just imitating emotions that they've seen in the wild.
What did she mean by this?https://youtu.be/HGLxlM7NC2w?t=883
>>214156185every single one of them is completely faking. maybe asians are a bit worse at it i suppose.
>>214156199>21k in a single day with one videojust be born a 5/10 female and you get a free handholding through life.
>>214142592better with soundhttps://litter.catbox.moe/z8gh9tv067lvff9x.webm
>>214151974Okay.This is obviously a sex thing. You should try and deal with these emotions because your post reminded me of that transsexual mass shooter's journal from earlier this week.
>>214152987She bogged her face before reaching 21, peak easteuro retardation.Almost impossible to find a Russian or Slavic woman without cartoon rubber lips.
>>214153120Spartan was one the few reactors to understand Walter White's moralcomplexity without resorting to "he's a villain!" retardation.So maybe there's something to the guy.
>>214154175She really embodies the "looks at her phone in the most important scenes" level of clearly not giving a shit about what's on screen.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>214156353>>214153120Honestly, they're just pretty much worse versions of ash and hannahSpartan just kinda guy that thinks hes smart and gets mad when called outAsh knows hes dumb as a rock and is pretty chill with it, also surprisingly entertaining
>>214156815He jokes about being dumb all the time, and he's not nearly as obnoxious as that Iranian screaming at every little thing.Also Pudgey's tits mog that Brit slag.
>>214156888But the slag has the multichin game, you can't beat that.
>>214153413>>214153655obsessed..
>>214141938No shit retard, her whole channel is basically the mormon girlfriend experience.
>>214141938Probably for autistic people who don't know how to react to things emotionally
>>214149572>Yeah, they're called germans.I can't trust a culture that has a fucking POOP SHELF on their toilets to inspect their poo
>>214145708>Liberal women not being entertained by toxic masculinityI mean what do you expect? The Sopranos is boomer men coded.
>>214158220They did like the show they just didn't worship Tony the way that anon clearly does
