>What the heck is Svengoolie?Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCASTTONIGHT'S MOVIE: Dead of Night (1977)
>>214144859first
Dead of Night (1977)IMDB: 6.1/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)RT: 33% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)Director: Dan CurtisFeaturing: Ed Begley Jr., E.J. Andre, Ann DoranThree tales of mystery, imagination and terro
MY BODY IS READY!
>>214144859When are they going to rip the bandaid off and let HoS take over fulltime already?
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You boys dont know how big Im going tonite
>>214145064You wiggas dont know how double big im going tonitemega postMai Tai Day
>>214145084im 6 shots in myself. good shit anon
MY BOBBY IS REGGIE!
>>214144969This shit's on youtube without the shitty commercials & commentaryhttps://youtu.be/gg2Ldg1zGGM?feature=shared
>>214145149
>another rerunhe's dead>>214145534The commentary is nice, but no commercials and higher quality than the bitstarved rubberchickens stream is nicer.
>>214144938They couldn't have picked a more boring return...>>214144965They're waiting for Gwen to get some implants first.
what sound clips does Sven use?
>>214145661she has a nice rack as it is
Are you looking forward to the inevitable switch? Personally I’d like sluttier clothing and better writing.
>>214145773But somewhere in the Letha Weapons range would be perfect!
>>214145661>>214145773>>214145809
>>214145773It needs to be bigger.>>214145809I'm not sure the writing is the problem, just her acting is too forced and over the top. She needs to relax.
>>214145809i don't hate 2/3 svensquad members so im not dreading it but i would be lying if i said i dont care Sven is leaving.
>>214145894BIGGER
>>214145773they should be the size of her head, MINIMUM
>>214145894too big
>>214145914You "don't hate" 2/3 of Sven's replacement, so you're not dreading it? Why even watch at all? You can watch the scheduled movie without any of them.
>>214145941nta but I like the format and would keep watching because of it. There's something about sven saturdays that's not quite replicated by just watching it yourself, which includes the thread. If they dropped IMP it would be just a step below regular Sven.
>>214145941oh really thanks for clearing things up
>>214146017exactly Gwen and Nostalgiaferatoo are fun and enjoyable
>>214145934too gay
>>214146017>If they dropped IMP it would be just a step below regular Sven.I don't get why they need 3 fags with lame gimmicks. All they needed was a regular dude with minimal skull makeup, showmanship skills, and call him the grandson of svengoolie. Why overcomplicate it? Though judging by how the kids in this thread like it, I guess they were right.
>>214146102If they could clone him yeah I'd be all for it but as it stands I have to take what I'm given anon.
>>214145941its funner with the cheesy jokes
>>214144859Svegoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
>>214146293
>>214145941what
>>214145745I think most of them are Tiny Toons or Animaniacs. "Oh, beautiful" and "Oh, uh oh ha ha" sound like I Love Lucy. "That looks cool" is Beavis and Butthead and "N'yock!" is Pinky and the Brain.
>>214146102Imp is Sven’s nephew.NOW do you understand.
>>214146460thank you anon
>>214146323Is this a Rougarou?
>>214146570thats Daedsyarou
nostalgiaferatoo still hasn't shaved
>>214145894got DAMNnormally I like flatter women but this is good
>>214146683you are a lug nut
>>214146705>like flatter womenwho in their right mind likes flat women
>>214146804I like Imp!I like Florence Pugh!I probably like Gwen before Dr. Frankenstein started adding foreign body parts to her!
>>214146804unironically, patricians
>>214144938>>214145661The first short is pretty great, I love the time travel and cyclic stories.
>>214146850>I like Florence Pugh!
>>214146683Seriously, that's the one thing he needs to do before applying makeup.
>>214146893The second one has gone all Bill Cosby.
>>214146850Are you trolling or do you just always naturally have the worst opinion about everything?
>>214145661>>214145809I watched The Blair Witch Project episode and she looked even hotter when she was in normal close during one of the skits.
>>214146916At least it's not as splotchy as it was 2 weeks ago.
>>214146866no lol
Iron Pull Mick Knee?
>>214146955yeah shes pretty fetching irl>ywn paizuri (mammary intercourse) with gwengoolie out of characterwhy even live
>>214146963im splotchy
>>214145084>>214145149I tried drinking yesterday and failed miserably at it. I couldn't even get a warm face.I just don't feel up to it. I hope I don't have to turn in my Sven card.
>>214147041It's Wood Ruse Steam Joint you idiot
>Toonie is gonna redeem on Monday
>>214144859Today is Frankenstein Day, Mary Shelley's birthday.They had one job to play a Frankenstein movie or two.
>>214147044why is it called paizuri
>>214147111i watched young frankenstein earlier today so that counts
>>214147117ask the nipponese
Patrick MacNee!
>>214147117>pai derived from 'oppai' (breasts)>zuri is a term for creating a tunneland now you know
>>214144859wait, is this being actively produced?
>>214146804>people have different tastes>this shocks and angers anonI know this is 4chan but I would hope the svengoolie posters are more mature than the average mongoloid here
>>214147189thank you for learning me
>>214147246thank you for thanking me
>>214147246teaching, my ESL friendnot learning
>>214147291It's a legitimate construct, used comically in the south, as in "That'll learn him!"
>>214147291Do not engage with attentionwhoring namefags.
>>214147245i was busting chops you autistic retard
Thinking about it some more Gwen should have a themed wardrobe for each film. They hired a cosplayer that does her own makeup for fucks sake.
>>214147313>used comically in the southRight. It could be the same context here who knows really>>214147316That is a tripfag, my new friend.
>>214147051how do you fail at drinking? if you aren't feeling it, just drink more and/or drink harder stuffdon't eat before you drink if you want to make it hit you harder
>>214147341https://www.tiktok.com/@pinuppalmer/video/7402127842462403886?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7521018423074932237
>>214147353Namefag encompasses both, my newer not friend.
>>214147339how about I bust your chops
>>214147341You really think they got the budget for that?
>>214147404How about I bust your nuts a jerk your dick off
>>214147341a little bit of poop came out my ass and i pushed it back in and my dick popped out
>>214147392There is a categorical difference between a namefag and a tripfag, my newfag acquaintance.
>>214147111Last week was Curse of Frankenstein, missed it by that much.
>>214147423Yes. Most outfits can be sourced from thrift stores.
>>214147189>paizuri translates directly into cleavageJapanese is right up there with Afrikans
>>214147487>machine translation
>>214147341WHOA that's real Gwen?!? Geeze, let your eyebrows grow back in and you're stylin'.Create a second character for the show, hint hint!
>>214147475Unless Gwen pays out of pocket, I don't see it happening. Also, she/they are trying to develop her as a brand, like a cheapo Elvira.
>>214147364That's the theory, I agree. However, I'm on Oz and half a sandwich stuffed me.But am I a man or am I a mouse? The night's still young and I may give it a go. I have some chocolate-dipped Oreos, yes, such a thing exists, to follow up later.
>>214147452Can you just go back already?
>>214147596>instantly devolves into newfagisms instead of simply admitting he was wrongsasuga
>>214147111You can watch the bio starring Elle Fanning on Netflix or some streaming service. She's surrounded and duped by shitty males, though one is a knight in armor who helps her get published in spite of gurl.
>>214147605You are so new you don't even know how wrong you are.
>>214147605what's sasuga mean?
>>214147618>no uyou will always be a 14-25 year old newfag nigger bitch>>214147621as expected
>>214147615>watch the bio starring Elle Fanning on NetflixWhy the fuck would I want to do that to myself?
>>214147636thank you friend
>>214147636scathing insult coming from the newfag lol
>>214147675>I came here after 2016 and I have to rewrite 4chan historyStop shitting up the thread, 14-25yo newfag nigger bitch.
>>214147662thats not me btwim the anon who taught you what paizuri meansim not involved in the tourist newfag namefag tripfag circlejerk
>>214147571oh if you're on medication maybe you're just fucked lmaono idea how that stuff interacts with alcohol. if it amplifies how full a given amount of calories makes you feel you're probably just screwed because booze is pretty calorie dense
>>214147704Now you're larping as a wannabe janitor? You replying to me and the namefag shits it up more.
>>214147662you're welcome, nice newfriendall you have to do to fit in is be humble/kind and not act aggressive like a trailer park husband toward his wife, to every person who replies to you on 4chan>>214147719>touristnewfag post>>214147736>larp>janitor out of nowhereWhy do you go down the newfag checklist of buzzwords and "owns"? We already established your newfaggotry.>>>/v/
>>214147756>all you have to do to fit in is be humble/kind and not act aggressive blah blah blahbased 2020 oldfag
>>214147756>trying this hardjust transition already
>>214147781>blah blah JANITORS I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TRIPFAG IS BUT EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR ME IS WRONGTypical 2016+ psychotic newfag nigger bitch.
Cozy in Texas with my guns and freedom and my Sven
>>214147783>Hey everybody I came to 4chan after 2016 and I HAVE to mention transsexualskill yourself newfag nigger>>214147802Feels good living in a state with self-defense laws
>>214147571>half a sandwich stuffed me.also that shouldn't matter. its not how full you feel but how much food is physically in your digestive tract when you drink because that slows the alcohol uptake. food takes up surface area the precious alcohol could use to get into your bloodmaybe you just have an inhuman innate tolerance, you'd have to really go hard to test that out
i came to 4chan in like 2007
>if i keep calling others newfag over and over and over again i will finally become an oldfag
>>214147392>>214147596>>214147618>>214147675>>214147736>>214147781>>214147783>>>/v/
>>214147812>fuming tryhard shitting up a good thread with his insecuritieslol
>>214147835I don't know why you keep linking to /v/. Maybe you should go back?
>>214147820>maybe you just have an inhuman innate tolerance, you'd have to really go hard to test that outAlcohol vs. stuffed belly, I'm on it!
>>214147833>>214147850>OMG I said "go back" and kept samefaggingWhy does he keep responding, Reddit?
>>214147877>clamoring for damage control>s-samefag..!
>>214147891>I SAID "GO BACK", THE POPULAR 2016+ EPIC REDDIT DISS>BAWWWWWWW WHY DOES HE KEEP REPLYING TO ME???
song time!
>having a meltdown and lashing out at multiple posters over a single post>so worked up he can't keep track of who he's talking too>reduced to parroting redditembarrassing
>>214147510>bug language
>>214148059nta, but if a group of retards are all mutually retarded then they are all effectively one personThat was a nice song honestly
>>214148168yes
>>214148168>>214148213samefag
kill yourself tripfag then go join a discord
>tranimedo the same as above
She didn't even get a Chumbawumba song...
>>214148292>cartoon is animeholy newfag nigger KILL YOURSELFyour mother should be imprisoned for not dribbling you out on that truck stop bathroom floor
>>214144859cringe. absolutely fucking cringe
>>214148432You sound cranky. Don't you think it's past your bedtime?
>>214148432if you hate tranime so much then leave to reddit faggot
>huffpostWorst power ranger ever
>>214148488meant for >>214148292
>another rerun
>meant for your mom
>the penguin goes straightI never knew he was gay
>>214148850>I never knew he was gayAlfred is straight but a perv. He snuk a secret picture of Sophia's jewels.
>>214145064You're "going big" out at a restaurant? Why are you sharing that here in this tv thread?
>>214149112>Sophia's jewels.I thought Sophia was a woman
West coast time, now the real show starts.
>>214149340My nigga. Been watching Gilmore Girls reruns but now it’s our time to shine!!!
Wow, Sven has been on TV since 1979! I did not know that!
>>214149619Joe Bob's old, too. The market's ripe for an enterprising showman to step in.
>>214149660*steps in*
>>214149825They really don't need the other two. All they need is IMP.
>>214149596Ed Begley Jr. Damn cozy Saturday night here on the best coast.
>>214149825>I don′t know what you heard about meBut a b- can't get a dollar out of meNo Cadillac, no perms, you can′t seeThat I'm a mothafuckn I-M-P
Checking in on the west coast, how we hanging?
>>214149825>>214149846>>214149891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVd6IC6dLcY
>>214150198I simp 4 imp
>>214149964What other antenna shows are doing new things?Xena being on Comet is not what I mean
Lots of filler coming in. The movie is almost over and there's still thirty minutes left.
>>214150192Fixed it
>>214152453Needs more IMP.
>>214152453>>214152544She needs me to bend her over the arm of the couch that's wtf she needs
We just built up three stories with someone who has a definite leak in their attic!
>>214144965sven is 73 he doesnt have much time left
>>214152944There's hope, Dick Van Dyke is 99 years old and was still singing and dancing in his 90s.
>>214145809It will be better then when Darcy takes over Joe Bob
>>214147475They’re not going to pay for that. That’s extra work and cost that isn’t necessary
>>214153537Dick is a rare exception
