Unironically the best version of the song.

>>214147242
watching that kino ending as a kid is like watching the last of the mohicans ending as an adult

Remember watching this in the theater and thinking she was so hot, it awoken my older lady fetish

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Has any Shrek antagonist actually done anything overtly, egregiously criminal to deserve their respective horrific deaths?

>>214148179
It's very clear that the Fairy Godmother was the one who initially cursed Fiona to be an ogre, with the intention of having her son break the curse, marry Fiona, and become king. Pretty sure that's considered a coup. Treason is punishable by death. She actually got off lightly.

looking back, a lot of this movie is there just to be nostalgia for the parents. all of these boomer songs

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>Their skin's a hellish RED, they're only good when DEAD, they're vermination and worse... they're SAVAGES, SAVAGES

Even as a kid I knew this was cringe. Not as bad as granny rapping but still quite bad.

>>214148702
You were a faggot since birth, we get it.

>>214148580
Thank goodness he wasn't around for the slave trade years.

>>214149524
>we
I hope I’m not lumped in with you, cause I agree with him.

>>214149524
U mad

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THE REAL TRUE STORY OF THE REDMAN

>>214149524
These senile stereotype subverting tropes are gay and dorky.

>>214147260
It is. I had the soundtrack as a kid and blasted that shite without shame.

>>214148426
>It's very clear that the Fairy Godmother was the one who initially cursed Fiona to be an ogre, with the intention of having her son break the curse, marry Fiona, and become king. Pretty sure that's considered a coup. Treason is punishable by death. She actually got off lightly.
Unless her plan involved killing the king, arranging to have yourself consolidate nepo-power isn't a coup.

>>214148445
Alot of the beginning of Toy Story 1's opening is just stupid puns.

>>214148445
Yeah they really leaned too hard into the "something for the adults!!" angle that got the first one so much praise.

>>214147984
this, so much this
unironically

compare this to deadpool x wolverine's ending and you get what's missing these days.
deadpool movies are peak slop and the antithesis of life and all things good

>>214147242
lol was this the one with the Cops parody? that was funny

>>214148580
BARELY EVEN HUMAN

>>214151626
https://youtu.be/dp60BdD-ZmM

>>214151964
kek

>>214147242
Short Circuit 2 did it better
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XMm7QA7icbs

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>>214147242
>stays behind to hold the line against the pursuing knights
>in the very next scene catches Fairy Godmother's wand
I think about this dumb plot hole way too much

For me is the jap version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TBUQMwJVjc

>>214153038
He beat the knights and then followed, what's so hard to understand?

Every frame in a big budget animated like this cost around $1000-$3000 a second

>>214153177
>hurr durr
The classic move of one of the heroes staying behind to fight off the bad guys is older than film
You're not expected to see him again, that scene may as well have not happened at all
It's analogous to having a montage showing the enormous journey to get to Far Far Away only to have Gingy and co make the trip in a few hours

>>214153251
>anon is shocked by Shrek of all films subverting classic tropes
>anon expected a protagonist is a Shrek film of all things to just casually die, off screen no less, and just never show up again

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>>214147242
I NEED A HERO!

>>214148702
>Not as bad as granny rapping
*Raping

>>214154626
*grandma starts raping*

>>214153302
You just basically summarised what he said without addressing his points, no wonder you're a retard with zero media literacy

>>214147242
The Shrek franchise died with this scene

>>214147242
the one in the credits is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnjQZ2mxU1I

WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HERO!

>>214153038
>>214153251
You act like it cuts away as he is staring down the guards but it doesn't cut away until he already misdirects and gets the drop on them. The implication isn't that he's sacrificing himself for the group, it's that he can absolutely handle those guards but he needs to be alone first to do it.

>>214154691
Yeah it died peacefully and everyone was happy with the way it turned out. Then they made Shrek 3.

Jennifer Saunders by the way. One half of English female comedy duo French and Saunders. Star and writer of Absolutely Fabulous. Wife of alt comedy legend Adrian Edmondson.

Shame the official version doesn't include the
>hit it