>*has unprotected sex with the mother of his best friend*why did he do it?
>>214148924Skynet was too dumb to make Tinder and Grindr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM&list=RDX0DeIqJm4vM
>>214148924how many times did he jack it to the photo you think?
>>214149030>future boomers jizzed their pants uncontrollably to thisgrim
>>214148924They were able to stop Judgement Day. But not Sarah's cancer. That's canon in a few projects.
>>214148924He traveled across time for her. Didn't you watch the movie?
>>214148924Anything to get one over on the boss
Men have no morals when it comes to getting pussy. Everyone is always so shocked when their homie hooks up with their ex or something as if they wouldn't do the exact same thing. People are all trash, and they will always just do whatever they want to do or whatever serves them the best.
Actually, you know what hasn't been done in Terminator? Seeing the original timeline BEFORE they sent back Kyle Reese.Like show John's real father and growing up trick or treating, playing baseball and shit. Hanging out with mom Sarah, renting videos and eating popcorn. And oh shit! Get the Slumdog Shamalan to throw in a twist at the end: Skynet never happens in the OG timeline! What, how can that be! Because it was all a hoax by time travelers!
>>214149130We both know you jerk to the goats in national geographic.
>>214149379Kyle has an older brother who is a time traveler too. He was sent back to assinate a high value target in the future war.
>>214148924>sex with the mother of his best friendMost of us would take the chance if given
>>214148924Power move.
>>214150388John would kill him in the future for this disgrace
>>214148924John sends his father back in time to create him retard
>>214150752He literally grooms his own father into being a weird incel. He also sends his dad to his death. John Connor was fucked up.
>>214150794More buzzwords faggot
>>214148924He was literally in love with her, John engineered it that way by giving him the picture. That entire movie is a stable time loop.
>>214150343I have done it but I am not a child so dont have "best friends"Was 25, she was 55, still fap about it now
>>214149257Yeah but she's not even hot, does milf have no meaning anymore
>>214149030Legend says every time he finished jacking off he heard faint echos of a voice saying "FIVE DOLLAR!" in his head.
>>214148924why wouldnt he?