Gentlemen, I present to you... the future of cinema.
>>214149724If i went to watch a movie.And the theater started pulling me out of the experience to throw a fucking apple at me.I would burn the place to the ground.I want to be sucked into the movie. Not ripped out of it with some bullshit.
>>214149724What if that apple injured you? Seems irresponsible
>>214149778You wouldn't do a thing.
>>214149848everyone in the screening would be in extreme pain and fighting for their lives
>>214149724KINOK I N O
>>214149778Its not a normal movie theater obviously its advertised as an interactive event
>>214149724>>214149778imagine watching the Back to the Future trilogy, but you spend the entire 6 hour or so runtime in a bouncing Delorean.
>>214149848You dont know the things i would or wouldnt do.Ive done things.Ive seen things.Ive gooned in public.Locked eyes with death and gooned at him.Ive seen the fall of entire countries while gooning.You have no idea what power i have.
>>214149830it's obviously some foam thing
I want the hobbit with all the dwarves' gold scene
>>214149724For the live action gundam they should make busted mobile suit parts fall on the audience
>>214149724i hope nobody ate shrooms before seeing this
>>214149724Vertical video? No thank you.
>>214150026Gooned? Meaning?
>>214150117Why? You don't want them to enjoy it?
>>214149724>the future of cinemalots of empty seats and gimmicks? it's plausible
>>214150152It's zoomer-speak for fapped.
>>214149724The future of cinema is a bunch of people recording vertical videos of the movie they're at to share on social media?? HELL NO. Fuck that. Check your phones at the door or no admission.
>>214150238I don't have any respect for someone who fapped in public.
>>214150152Google it.Its time you unlock a better version of yourself.
>>214149778>I want to be sucked into the movieImagine watching face sitting PoV porn on that shit
i get motion sickness so i know this shit would be literally monkeys paw for me>see my favorite movie>get too sick from the whiplash of having a screen entirely around me
>>214149778It's more like a ride. And they're going with Oz because most people know that movie backwards and forwards. If you go to this you should know what you're getting into you dumb motherfucker
they already tried that 70 years ago when TV started dipping into ticket sales along with a bunch of other gimmicks
>>214149724They're not real apples.
>>214151775Tickets to this thing about $139. I'd ask for a refund if they couldn't be asses to have at least one real apple thrown at me.
worse gimmick than 3d
Okay now do Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
>>214151775because movies aren't real
Do the flying monkeys fling shit at the audience too?
>>214149778FBI tip sent for threatening to commit mass murder
>>214149724That shit looks like Shrek 1.
>>214149778you wouldn't do shit timmy
>>214150059>>214149830I'm allergic to foam.I'll take my 5 million thanks.
>>214149724How are they going to immerse us with sex scenes?
>>214149778They're called 4d movies and it's cool.
>>214149724Except it's been a thing since 2010
>>214149724Devils roll the diceAngels roll their eyesAnd if I bleed, you'll be the last to know...
do boomers really go to the theaternetflix exists
>>214153286Theater is better.
>>214149778this shit is aimed at the theme park manchild crowd. you're paying to have an experience. I can see it becoming more common after the whole minecraft shit.
>>214149724Wasn't "4D" a thing for quite a while already?
>scene where scarlett johansson rips the fattest, wettest post-taco bell fart ever>room shakes like a magnitude-7 quake as the audio completely takes out my ears and hidden tanks blast unfiltered synthesised scarlett BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP gas inside the cinema
I would love it for the plot.Like,watching the prestige, that scene comes up, and a wagie bounces a ball in the theater, the scene is extended in a fade to black, that would be peak.But for a random scene? Nah
>>214153254can't wait for 5d movies where they start releasing psychoactive drugs into the air
>>214153254Even earlier they used to show short films like this at amusement parks and spray water at you and stuff
