This is such an embarrassing show. The kills and killers are so over the top and unique MULTIKILL every single episode in a small city is just laughably bad. Total cringe/10
>>214150116and that's a bad thing?
I love the murder husbands show
I like the positive aspects but there's a ton of annoying shit like the awful everyone is a sociopath writing including the shitty FBI side characters that go nowhere
I can’t take any of these muh deep serial killer shows seriously, dexter at least knows how silly and retarded the idea of it is while also taking it seriously enough to be engaging
what was the dumbest killer in this series?My vote goes for 85 year old lance henriksen dying of cancer, digs up all the bodies he's killed on some beach, and constructs a 20 foot tall totem pole out of them.And somehow not one of them was eaten by crabs or bugs on the beach in that 20 years
>>214150116Filtered
>>214150116Hannibal the series is basically kinky artsy gay snuff porn. It's not that serious. Just enjoy the dapper men in nice clothes eating gourmet meals in impeccably decorated mansions. And if your into that enjoy watching Mads Mikkelsen struggle as he's writhing around tied up naked for the umpteenth time.
>>214150116Could you imagine Hannibal with a gay ass narration like fucking Dexter.
>>214150116It's not at all meant to be realistic retard
>>214150116It doesn't happen in a small city, moron. It's all over the area of DC, Virginia and Maryland.
>>214150864>It doesn't happen in a small city, moron. It's all over the area of DC, Virginia and Maryland.it actually happens all over the country like Criminal Minds. They just never show them getting on airplanes.Hobbes was the minnesota shrike
>>214150116I watched this show week by week on 5 minute DVR overruns back in the day. In that format it seemed super cool, but I always figured actually watching the show wouldn't be nearly as entertaining.
>>214150502it’s not narration it’s dexter’s inner monologue it’s not like fucking goodfellas you retard
>>214151177Based
>>214151177The inner monologue in that show acts as a form of narrative you semantic pedantic cunt.
>>214151274*narration
>>214151272>>214151177>samefag
>>214151274Dexter’s inner monologue is like Peep Show, it’s a narrative choice. Breaking Bad fans talking about retarded shit in a show is funny when a cancer patient blows up a building and walks out unscathed
>>214151320copefag
>>214151325Dexter's inner monologue often is narration for the show. Breaking Bad is dumb but it isn't as dumb as dexter.
>>214151342>obvious phone postingkek wrecked
>>214151355No, Dexter is never saying>Then Doakes went to the beach and found evidence of my killingsHis inner monologue is shit like>I can’t keep doing this, but I have toIt’s the voice in his head, which is extremely biased and unreliable
>>214151325>>214151355i had no problem with dexter monologuing for the whole show.my problem is that he cried like a pussy ass little bitch the entire time>noooo oh goood why cant i control my overpowering urge to kill people >ahhhh nooo here i go killing again why cant i stop it aaaaaaai put up with 2 seasons of that crybaby shit and checked out.
>>214151404At least Dexter got bitches
>>214151403>No, Dexter is never sayingThere is plenty of times when Dexter's inner monologue is stylistically used to describe the things going on ala narration. YES it is biased, voice in his head and unreliable. But it does both. And that is the problem. Sometimes it has to literally spell things out for the audience as if the audience are retards. So yes, it is an inner monologue and yes, sometimes it is narration. And that is partly why it became a fucking meme.
>>214151452Nah
>>214151464You're just objectively wrong.
>>214151434>At least Dexter got bitcheswell yeah because Hannibal was gay. Dexter feels like a show written specifically for women so they can just sit there thinking "i can fix him" while watching it for 8 fucking seasons. I just don't wanna listen to that.
>>214151483>objectively wrongI know you are, but what am I?
>>214151523You are a faggot.
>>214151551I know you are, but what am I?
>>214151583You are a retarded faggot times infinite more than you can ever say. Checkmate.
>>214150116Dexter is one of the most uneven and poor shows I have ever watched and it was pushed as prestige TV in its era. Hannibal breaks down especially in the final season but doesn't have Dexter levels of inconsistency.
Dexter as a show fucking sucks, it's literal brain rot Hannibal at least has some cool concepts and acting and you learn about some stuff like I learned about catsgut strings
>>214150116unironically true, dexter makes other serial killers look like a bunch of retardsdexter would have figured out hannibal is a killer in the first episode and kill him loloh yeah hannibal you were raised by a japanese lady? well my mother got killed by cartels with a chainsaw, my adopted father told me to kill people, and my brother was a serial killer that fucked my adopted sisterlol
>>214150116You just don't appreciate homolust
>>214151822lol sex with Mads
>>214151925that's fucking gaywhile dexter is a straight heterosexual hero
the score constantly sounds like the composer is rummaging through his kitchen for the most obnoxious random shit he can throw in as percussion
