>Hey anon, it's been a while! Let me sauce up that popcorn for you.
>>214150244Robert...we need to talk...I...I've discovered piracy. I won't be coming here again. Here's my loyalty card, I don't need it anymore.
>>214150334GUARDS!SEIZE HIM!TAKE HIM TO THE POPCORN MINES AT ONCE!
>>214150244Thanks Robert! You always know how I like it.
one ticket for the chink cartoon
>>214150244I don't like this webm. Robert wouldn't do this to my kino corn without my expressed permission.
Sorry Robert. You are not the guy>>214150265
>>214150244Robert, did you wash your hands?
>>214150244i see they've been able to reconstruct most of your face after the explosion in the mines
>>214151100I don't want Robert to wash his hands. It adds extra flavor that way.
>Here's your headband and two bottles of water for The Walk. You are on treadmill F8. Hope I don't have to shoot you.
>>214150244
>>214150244Yeah, mix in the good shit, Robert.
>>214150244Hey Robert can you do me a flavor and scratch your ass before you do that?
>>214151513...Robert? Ok, you got your laughs, come out now.... Anyone?Actually... How did I even get here? I don't recall leaving home
>>214151561>where is the exit?>why does this place have no doors?
>>214151561>Who's Robert?
I went to see The Materialists and Robert ignored the movie's no manlets policy for me.
>won the designated shooter raffle at the Ken-only screening of Barbie>gun jammed>pissed myself>spilled the baked beans all over my body>falcon tore off half of my face>had to serve three years in the popcorn mines for scoring 0 pointsWhat’s your kinoplex tale anons?
someone pls post some ai slop of robert turning into popcorn
Mmmm, you just can't beat kinoplex mashed potato buckets.
>>214151763PEOPLE
>>214151550>manager found the piss jug
>>214150244Ayo wtf nigga
>>214151513>all those memories, lost like butter flavored oil in the popcorn...
>just received my 6 month popcorn mine conscription notice I thought this shit was illegal in Maryland
>Hey anon, it's been a while! Let me sauce up that popcorn for you.Thanks Roboto
>>214152000>*wheezes painfully*>*whirs*>*bzzt*ROBURT>*clicks*
>>214151981Anything over six months is illegal, six months and one day is over the line so they keep it right under that.
>>214151561>Hey buddy, are you gonna order something? We got a line here.
>>214152000
>>214152204made this ages ago
Sorry Robert but after that Cinncinatti business I cant come around here no more.
>>214152204Robert slowly descends into the popcorn mines with the last harddrive containing a copy of Rise of Skywalker in his hand. Before succumbing into the vast piles of kernels, he raises his metallic hand in a thumbs up. He can rest easy knowing that no one will ever have to watch it again.
>>214151981youd better go and do your civic duty, i skipped town when my number was drawn and now im not eligible for a falcon or to be the next designated shooter
>>214152341it can't be unmade just by burying it in the earth! it has to return to whence it was made!
>no kino this weekendhow are you guys holding up?
>>214152410i went to 3 retro screenings at my local theater this weekend
>>214152410Wrong.
>>214150530Why is he wasting so much popcorn? Fuckin' weirdo.
>>214150244Not the Lawry's again, Robert..
>>214153415That's how Robert's grandmom made it and by god i'm not about to doubt her.
>Hey anon, hold up! You forgot your complementary free ticket!
>>214151513
>>214153505ROBERT DOOON'T
>>214153930>please... get this anon... and tell him... i always considered him a friend
>>214153505>it's a flashback to a horrible memory episode
>>214153972>The Machinist but it was Robert and his wife and child that were killed
>>214150244>I'm sorry Mr Lovecraft, but cats aren't allowed in our establishment.
>>214154239Robert will understand. He knows i care for him, and i didn't even name it that.
>>214151763>>214151874Rumor has it Warick Davis sued the production behind the movie, after balancing on his impish feet unable to reach personhood status
>>214150244Robert… we both know why I haven’t been here. You sent me to the mines, Robert. You were the one who said my falcon was just an obese pigeon. You even covered me in barbecue sauce so the crabs would catch me faster, leaving me for dead if I hadn’t convinced the locals I was actually 5’11.Why do you smile as you twist the knife even further? Do you think you can just cast aside your guilt so easily? No, I will never forget it, and I will never forgive you.
>>214154004Bros, what are the internal seats like? I could never finish 15 quizzes before the ads were over.
>>214150244Hi Robert… I know how strict you are with the no singles policy around Valentine’s Day. But I thought if I gave you enough notice you might consider letting it slide just this once so I can see Wuthering Heights?
>>214155033Robert doesn't take bribes, but he knows an anon when he sees one. I put in a good word for you guys, try not to ruin the kino.
>>214150244Robert!I challenge you to a Duel!I start the turn!I summon Anon in defense position!I place a trap card and end my turn!
>>214155514Anon and a trap? Well you've cleared the singles policy, gj.
Well, howdy there, stranger! Ready for a rootin' tootin' good time at the picture show? What'll it be, partner?
>>214155629>Give me something better than this McDonald's crap
>>214155594Now it's your turn!Show me what's you made of Robert!
>>214155629robert why are you at the front desk...you're not in character...
>>214154937Robert never left you, he only did what he could to prepare you. The popcorn jungle takes a bit of all of us. It's just what we have to do. Robert has seem the worst of it, and he shields us from those terrors.
