I need old (60s-80s) detective/mystery type shows with a heavy and near constant stream of bad bitches. Sci-fi works too. And comedy is fine as long as it’s mixed with another genre. Whatcha got?
i dont know why zoomers want women to be bad and bitchy. i prefer it when they're cute and nice
>>214150764Same but for some reason I only attract the bad bitches and mentally ill with dyed hair and extreme BPD. Maybe it's my masculine taste in /tv/ movies? I wish I had a cute and demure gf who wants to cuddle and take walks and hold hands.
>>214150710try these
>>214150764>>214150837"Bad bitches" just means hot women you mentally ill geriatric shut-ins
>>214151006>bad means good>bitch means nicewhy speak in opposites?
>>214151001I'd prefer a TV show but yeah this is the exact type of thing I'm looking for. Almost watched them the other night, in fact.
The saint
>>214151006>"Bad bitches" just means hot womenNo it doesn't.
I believe the proper term is "Femme Fatale"
>>214151066Are you 100 years old, and never finished first grade? Cause even an 80 year old would know who Michael Jackson is. And anybody even slightly educated could use context clues.
>>214151106>>214151137You people cannot be this culturally inept.
>>214151165>You people cannot be this culturally inept.do you have a rational, logical reason for why you started calling hot women "bad bitches" or did you just emulate niggerspeak when you heard it because you have no personality.>AYOOO IM FINNA BOUTTA CRASHOUT RN FR BRUH ONGOD
>>214150710Watch the Stacy Keach Mike Hammer show/movies. I like Murder You, Murder Me especially.Couldn't believe the women I was looking at.
>>214151302>emulate
>>214151570>Murder You, Murder MeTanya Roberts, nice. I'm assuming these aren't period pieces, right?
>>214151693Nah, set in the 80s
>>214150710Buck Rogers in the 25st century is the best man every episode has hot chicks in a crazy plot and it feels very 70s even tho its creeping on 80s territory
>>214151827Good either way. It's a shame you weren't able to get this racy in the 40s films. Most noir I've seen don't do it for me. Doesn't seem like there's any exciting pre-code detective films either. >>214151867I put on Get Smart for now but I might switch to that.
>>214151943you can watch get smart first, good choice. Its not a race, as long as you get to Buck eventuallly
>>214151965I go back and forth. I've already started both shows but haven't watched either in a while. At the moment I just want to watch something with hot women while I eat.
The Rockford Files.
>>214151943Is that pic from a Buck Rogers episode? I'm thinking that pic is from a Buck Rogers episode. As a kid I thought it was a fun Star Wars-ish show, but as an adult holy cow did they have an amazing amount of high quality eye candy on that show.
>>214150710Remington Steele, nominally a mystery but with good doses of action and comedy. Pretty good collection of hottie guest stars, but it was the show that gave me a major fetish for smart long-haired athletic women like Laura Holt.
>>214151165The word for hot woman is doll. Bad bitch means drug addict, stripper, her boyfriend is a thug or gangster or whatever, and she's his bitch. Do you even into English?
>>214152209Pamela Susan Shoop in the Vegas in Space episode. I wonder if it was Star Trek that started the trend of these weekly cheescake shows. Star Maidens is another one I started I thought was decent. Downloaded UFO too but really haven't been able to get into it yet. OP pic is from Batman, of course.>>214152240>smart long-haired athletic womenehhhhhh. What about dumb busty broads? Ditzy dames in short tight dresses? More my speed.
>>214152267>The word for hot woman is dollAre you from an alternate universe where its permanently 1930, but you somehow developed the internet? >stripperYou say that like it's a bad thing.
>>214152369>Are you from an alternate universe where its permanently 1930I wish.
>>214150710https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhHxiAb7g0g
>>214152339>Pamela Susan Shoop in the Vegas in Space episode.Ah yes. Not to be confused with the episodes Vampires in Space, or Olympics in Space, or Love Boat in Space, or ... well, you get the idea. >>214152339>What about dumb busty broads? Ditzy dames in short tight dresses?Oh they're great to look at for sure. And I've certainly never turned down the chance to fuck any of this type. Give Laura Holt big titties and she'd be my ideal woman actually. But that's the great thing about women: they come in all kinds of varieties and I'm just a kid in a candy store trying all the samples. LOL.
>>214152518That's fair. I like different types of women too, "smart and athletic" just sounds really boring to me.
>>214151634Emuearly?
>>214152765Much better.
diagnosis murder is a bad show from the 90s with bad comedy but its a procedural and it is full of hot bitches. just watched an ep where jessie from saved by the bell was a stripper with her ass out all episode
>>214152801>diagnosis murder is a bad show from the 90s with bad comedyIt's a great show from the 90s that's very fun, actually. I didn't see that episode though. Was it a Showgirls tie-in?
>>214152857no it was entirely standalone and before showgirls even came out
>>214152857also it is pretty fun but i would definitely call it bad comedy, it is a very easy watch though
>>214152878Oh, it's from S1. No wonder I missed it. I prefer the Schlatter seasons.
>>214152088 I counter with Riptide.
>>214151006Are they what the twins were based on from Superjail? I just ripped the DVD for this the other night but I can't remember the name of it.
>>214153910It's called Quark, and I haven't seen Superjail, but they were also the Doublemint Twins.
>>214150710watch sorcerer. it doesn’t have what you asked for but it’s good.
>>214151001These are great and basically Austin Powers for boomers.
>>214154369No.
>>214151001This is way crazier than I thought it'd be. I had no idea young Stella Stevens was so hot.
>>214155193That swimsuit is absurd
>>214155221How so
>>214155247It makes my dick want to do a search and destroy in that womanOf course it would be better if the flesh colored parts were just cutouts but then I don't think they would've gotten a PGIt makes me laugh thinking my super religious 80 year old dad has watched this and not thought to himself "that swimsuit is ridiculously lewd" just because the movie is old and has a kid friendly rating
>>214155247Dean Martin's reaction when she bends over says it all
>>214155302That's fair. >>214155290>Of course it would be better if the flesh colored parts were just cutouts but then I don't think they would've gotten a PGTaking a closer look, it actually is several small cutouts. That is absurd.
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>>214155193Fuck I’d love to go back to that time. Imagine how cool Vegas was. And the broads
>>214155921Very cool in theory. The 50s/60s and 30s are probably my favorite era of women aesthetically.
>>214151006Based Quark poster.
>>214151867its awesomely hetero
>>214157419retard
>>214157303I'm surprised I don't see it get mentioned much. I feel like I'm the only one that ever brings it up. Maybe it wasn't popular.
>>214151867>>214157419>its awesomely heteroThat's a great way to describe it. And very 70s despite being 1980 for the series.
>>214155193>I had no idea young Stella Stevens was so hot.Totally hot, but then Playboy Playmates aren't known (especially back then) for being plain. Check her out in Courtship of Eddie's Father and Nutty Professor (though your ability to tolerate Jerry Lewis will have to be higher than mine for the latter). I've never seen Lil Abner (based on the comic strip) but from the production stills I've seen, the costuming alone would be a reason to check it out.
The Persuaders. Watching those two old soaks hitting on hot women never gets old. The Saint has a lot of that as well.
>>214150710Why don't you just watch Charlie's Angels? It's a detective type show with light comedy from your preferred time period (1976–81) where the "constant stream of bad bitches" are provided by - not exclusively but continuously - the Angels themselves. All of them have their distinct flavor, the costume department had done a fantastic job and the cast gets a shake-up almost every season. You can safely count on all these. Then you have guest stars who occasionally fit the bad bitches category themselves. For example episode #4 features young Kim Basinger herself. Last but not least it's just a so well-made and entertaining show on it's own.
>>214157557kill your self tasteless peecker breath
>>214160275litty
>>214151066Irony and context.
>>214152419Sauce
>>214160297one I posted is hotter you lose
>>214157568>Maybe it wasn't popular.It was not, hence only 8 episodes before cancelled. Most people here would not have been even born when it aired in 1978, and of those that did you need them to even be old enough to have watched, remember watching it, actually have watched (and for all I know it may have just been broadcast in America, further limiting it). I myself only came across it randomly by the first episode being recommended by YouTube. There is plenty of what were actually successful shows that barely anyone talks about, it is hardly surprising Quark is not.
>>214150710feet
>>214150710danger diabolik is fun
>>214150710I can't remember what A Man Called Sloane had for women but since it's a James Bond ripoff, it seems like a safe bet.Seconding ST:TOS. Also Space: 1999 though it's basically ST's retarded cousin