Batista bros, I'm not feeling so good...
Cya spicista
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>dude... I know this sounds crazy.. But I think Dexter Morgan is killing killers.. Isn't that totally not good? I should try to stop him and totally get myself killed by a midget in the process..
>>214151323I'm disappointed that he ended up being a shitty detective like he's always been.
>Dexter Morgan has delivered more justice than I will ever be able to in my entire career. He has gotten rid of more murders and horrible criminals than I ever have.>I HAVE TO STOP HIM!!What the FUCK was his problem?
>>214152225Dexter is the reason Miami Metro had a sub 20% murder solve rate for over 20 years. The amount of cold cases could fill an entire room.
>>214152277>her department literally has the worst solved murder cases because murders keep just going missing and it's because of a serial killer in her own departmentHas anyone in the history of time ever fucked up this bad
>>214152277Those killers could have been living off taxpayer money for years
>legacy character from episode 1 of the og series>best friends with dexter>at the end dex even spares his life and saves him>proceeds to attack dexter, giving nobody any chance to hash shit out, and not even trying to fight the guy who just kidnapped and strapped him to a table>make batista die like a huge retarded faggot loser and blame dexter for everything and the last thing he says is fuck youAnd I'm done. If this is the level of not giving a fuck about the characters that the writers have to offer, it's garbage. Now what am I supposed to care about? Fucking Blessing and his gay drama? Or that little faggot cuck Harrison? No thanks. That was a fuck you to the audience, the characters, and the show as a whole. Completely disrespectful.
>>214152361>pretending to care about batistaBlessing taking a shit for a full episode would probably be more interesting than all the season long plotlines they had for batista>batista falls in love with a fake hooker cop and it goes nowhere>batista and laguerta’s romance nobody cared about
>>2141523891/10.
batista didn't want to appear insensitive by attacking a little person so he went after dexter instead
>>214152452How is it bait? Did you really care about the Batista buying a restaurant but then doesn’t arc? He was responsible for some of the most boring side plots that took up so much time
>>214152225Bro, they literally spell it out that he blames Dexter for Deb's, Doake's, and LaGuerta's deaths, and he can't let that slide.
>>214152052In retrospect I can’t remember if he’s always been a fuckup…? Such an ignoble death lol
>>214152361the season has been good but i agree the batista exit is the weakest point so far. also why did the autist female detective suddenly lose interest...she should have kept on him like the autist she is.>>214152621kek
How did the episode get a 9.9 on IMDB? This whole season has been getting a 9.0+ review for each episode. It's very odd, either Dexter has a strong cult following or they're botting the reviews, either way, this episode is nowhere close to being a 9.9.
>>214152783which is retarded. Doakes maybe makes the most sense for him to think Dexter did it. Laguerta a little bit less retarded. Deb is super retarded even though Dexter did kill her, a serial killer he knew about made her a vegetable.
>>214151995Basedtista
PARDON MY TITS UH
>>214152817Rotten Tomatoes also gave it a 95% rating
>Batista told directly by the detectives that he will be charged with a felony if he doesn't leave the town and stop pretending he's still law enforcement>IMMEDIATELY goes to pull his badge out at Praters to pretend he's law enforcement again>Despite knowing the bay harbor butcher only kills killers, he spergs the fuck out with YOUR BOSS IS IN DANGER when realistically he has no reason to believe Prater is a target, and he has no reason to think Prater will believe him>Gets himself captured and strung up for Dexter to kill>Dexter frees him, and they're surrounded by weapons. It's clear Dexter doesn't want to kill him, and he should very obviously be worried about staying alive>Instead he attacks Dexter instantly like a wild animal with two brain cellsBatista really is a fucking retard. Honestly I know people would have hated it, but Dexter should have logically decided to kill Batista in order to save himself and his son, especially considering Batista made it clear he would never stop trying to expose him. I knew that Prater was gonna cum himself hearing the Bay Harbor Butcher reveal, and I also guessed that he'd offer to lure serial killers in for Dexter. Realistically speaking, it's the best set up Dexter could ever ask for. He gets to keep killing killers, and he can do it on a global scale with a billionaire footing the bills. Plus he'd be able to put Harrison through college easily.
>>214153049Dexter never breaks his code knowingly. Batista doesn't fit the code.
>>214153049dexter would never kill batista unless he was going to kill harrison or something
>>214153049batista is a retard but to be honest he's been a retard the whole series. So it's fitting he dies like a retard
>>214153077>don’t get caughtbatista fit the code, and dexter killed the black guy in new blood knowingly. And also killed a couple people that didn’t fit the code in the og show
>>214151323Why does this guy look like the fat Mexican version of Tom Selleck?
>>214153077Rule 1 is don't get caught, specifically to give Dexter wiggle room with the code. Also everyone forgets he totally broke his fucking code back in like season 2 when he was hallucinating that road trip with his brother>>214153084I don't know, given the situation Dexter was in, I could believe he'd kill Batista in that situation. Not only is Batista a massive thorn in his side, but he's being held at gunpoint. Honestly I half expected Prater to still give Dexter the offer even after he tried freeing Batista. I have a feeling that with Dexter trapped, he's gonna explain his code to Prater to earn his trust again. But I don't think Dexter will willingly work for him, I think he's gonna try to kill him still.>>214153160I hate how Batista has zero doubts in his mind that Dexter is the bay harbor butcher. I wish he had some kind of proof beyond him being suspicious. Not proof that he could use to arrest Dexter, just something for him to 100% believe rather than just blind faith in that cop from New Blood
>>214153161Rule #1 doesn't override the other rules. It's just the first in the checklist to not act rash or brazen. And we know he believes Batista is a good man even if Batista is hunting him, so he doesn't fit Rule #2 and if you believe that he's not innocent.
>>214153225Obviously, when he was disillusioned with the code, he may have broken it. But Resurrection shows he's fully following the code with Harry being hallucinated again.
>>214153225>>214153248I don’t think Dexter would kill Batista because he likes him and understands why he’s doing what he’s doing. As I said, the only way he would kill him if he was going to kill Harrison or something like that. Dexter was going to give himself up to Laguerta. But he’s not totally against going against the code.
>>214153248>Rule #1 doesn't override the other rulesIt does though. It's literally said in the og series that rule 1 is don't get caught. And Dexter has broken the code numerous times. Like that anon said, the cop in new blood didn't fit the code at all, and Dexter didn't have to try escaping. He could have easily beaten all the charges if he just waited it out.The whole "no he can't kill Batista, he doesn't fit the code" is less meaningful of an argument when he's broken the code before for less
>>214153288he likes batista so he wouldn’t kill him. Doakes actually fits the code because he just killed guys based on instinct and stuff. And he wouldn’t kill him because he respected him.
>>214152817Shills and also the fact it’s pretty entertaining for being the 3rd spinoff. I think it’s fun, so much better now that Batista died. Now GIGI must die I hope. Or Blessing, it would be hilarious to brutally kill that happy go lucky motgerfucka
>>214151323So he's the Ripper right?
>>214153225>I hate how Batista has zero doubts in his mind that Dexter is the bay harbor butcher.>>214153077Both Doakes and Laguerta died saying Dexter was the BHB so I think it is pretty obvious and Batista is only retarded for not knowing it sooner.
>>214153794>entire FBI believe that Doakes did it>Doakes literally always shat on Dexter and accused him of things with zero evidence>Dexters trophies found in Doakes car, because Doakes was such a retard he didn't bring them in immediately saying he found them at Dexters place>Laguerta also had no evidence and was believably killed in some gang shoot out, absolutely no mystery surrounding her deathBatista is basically a conspiracy nut job for believing Dexter is the BHB. Like even if he has suspicions, he's acting like he 100% knows it's a proven fact when there is nothing tying Dexter to the crimes. Like I can't stress this enough. Dexter could come forward and confess to being the butcher and he likely wouldn't face any charges because nothing but his word would tie him to any of the killings
>>214153709In the lastest Dexter aftershow Scott Reynolds mentioned the theory and clearly reacted weird and denied it. So it was obviously their plan but likely not anymore.
>>214153709Autistic Cop's partner
>>214153077>Dexter never breaks his code knowingly.Unless someone is rude to him in a bathroom, of course. Or he's a black cop trying to prevent him from breaking out of a jailcell. But yeah, other than the the times he knowingly breaks his code, he never does it.
This season is such garbageEvery character uses the word 'fuck' in every other sentenceEven harry Batista's last words literally being fuck you in the least earned death of the seriesThen you got the strong womyn kung fu bullshit but of course she's not actually a bad person she just loves her mother and is being manipulatedThe social commentary with the landlord and the moldThen they go and end the episode with 'mad world' which is just a spit in the face of the original creative directionThe plot is barely thought out The lighting is pure trash The music is jarring and doesn't fit the themeThe visual effects are forced The script is unnatural and facile I'm not saying dexter used to be a particularly smart show before but at least it had memorable, distinctive characters and had some twists and turns and it knew how to build suspenseIt foesn't even feel like dexter even likes or wants to kill people anymore, it's so uninspired I hate millenials
>>214152361yeah i at the end of season 8 no one suspected dexter at all or thought he was the bay harbor butcher it wasn't something they were thinking about.Everyone thought laguerta got killed by the cartel guy. Angel was chilling with his restaurant.The whole like manic focus on dexter feels totally out of the blue and kind of out of character.like why would angel not be more disgusted by some insane billionaire offering to pay for dexter to kill people?
>>214152817most streaming shit and new tv shows are so fucking garbage they are unwatchable, this show is watchable. The garbage shows still someone have 8 or 9s even though they are complete shit so only thing dexter can be because it's watchable is a perfect 10
>>214153077there's a whole arc in the original series about dexter being comfortable breaking his code and being less attached to harry after learning harry is a cheating loser, dont remember all the context but it's established he kind of moved past that a little
>>214153077>Rule 1: Don't get caughtBatista knew about dexter and was never going to let it go.
>>214154633The plan wouldn't work because you can't have everyone in the show be a serial killer.
>>214152817because dexter rez isn't competing with dexter s1. it's competing with dogshit like alien earth. it is a 10/10.
>>214152817I give it a 10. out of respect for la pasion
my favorite character is BlessingI wish they'd kill off Harrison
>>214151323>ITT: People who forgot what show they were watching until now
>>214156148autismo detective and partner are growing on me. i wish they had a bigger role in the season
>>214153077He didn't even hesitate to kill Liddy in Season 5
>>214151323https://youtu.be/t6omUxqhG78?list=RD6Whgn_iE5ucWhen you hear dexter music, so woke. lol. :p
>>214156558autist detective, she cute. I think the new york ripper is someone we don't know yet and is for season 2 same with the fat guy rapunzel. my guess is charly helps out dexter and kills prater, charly gives dexter access to the serial killer database by the end of the season.also, great end to batista's hilariously pathetic character.
>>214156862If season 2 ratings are still up I think Harrison will eventually join the police force and help dexter from the inside.
>>214155018People keep bringing up the hick as if Dexter killed him just because he was a cunt. Dexter was depressed and irrational because his wife died (it was his fault) and that guy insulted her, too. He's shown several times to have spergouts whenever people insult Rita even when she was alive (Paul in the kitchen, the neighbor for kissing her, etc).Dexter definitely breaks the code and it's just something for him to loosely follow, but the hick in the bathroom is never a good example of him breaking it because it was out of character which is why it was surprising and memorable that it happened. Black cop is a better case to show he's more unhinged now/doesn't care like he used to, he was also going to kill LaGuerta to save himself before Deb did it.
>>214152817I was coming to this thread to ask the same thing. Dexter suddenly has Breaking Bad level ratings?
>>214151323Quinn Bros it's our time to shine! He's up next to try and foil Dexter! Can our boy do it?
>>214152043Literally this. The guy killed hundreds of killers. He's like a superhero with his superpower being a serial killer. Batista si an absolute retard
>>214156214Yeah last two episodes it always seems to shit the bed.
>>214157540I got a good feeling about this one dexbros!!
>>214152389>>214152361as much as I liked batista in the original run, his plotline was very weak this season, he felt more like a way to move the story where it needed to be than a real character. Shoulda chopped him out in the first few episodes.
stupid fucking russians, leaking last episode of dex and dubbing it, this is terrorist attack!!
Is Masuka the only non-retard associated with Dexter's past?
>>214157459Their twitter/tiktok marketing campaign is successful. I've been seeing doakes memes since the show started.
>>214152817ignoring the latest episode, it's good if you don't take it too seriously.it's the best season since S4, maybe even S2. now is it a 9.0 show? ofc not, maybe it's quite inflated because everybody expected it to be total garbage.
>>214157574>>214152043It's kinda funny too since they canonically let dexter get away with killing that last serial killer on camera in the interrogation room, I'm assuming they deleted the footage.
>>214152817Its simply fun.
>>214153077>Don't get caught.
>>214158469He's too obsessed with pussy to even think about Dexter being a murderer so yes. Though the writers might change that once they run out of ideas.
>>214151323thats a gorgeous tie
>>214153709The ripper is a literal who called Don Framt
Currently watching the leaked final episode. It has English subs and Russian audio. Would rather wait but too many spoilers.
>>214158980Fuck really? I'm out of /tv/ till next week then, goodbye.
>>214158987Apparently YouTube and tiktok is full of spoilers. I've no intention of been a dick and posting stuff
>>214153077>Dex: Rule 1 - Don't get caught>Harry: What are the other rules for?>Dex: So I don't get caught>Harry: That's right
>>214153709what if he let one rip?
it should have been quin...its not fair bros...
sex with deb
>>214159381>maybe Harry's code is not that important >oh no nearly got caught
>>214159813quinn will get his in season 2
