Casual Wendy edition previous >>214143219
WORST. SHOW. EVER.
>>214152524Kino show.
WY wants the xenos' wheat. There will be a famine and WY's hopes to outproduce the other corpos in food.
>>214152524She cute. Name?
>>214152586Sydney Chandler
cute
speaking of ayylmaos, did the "bonus tracks" from Romulus ever come out besides on vinyl?Lockdown, Awakening, Romulus Hangar Bay, Body Temperature, I Have a New Directivecan't find them legally or not. this makes Wendy sad. you don't want Wendy to be sad, do you?(mainly I just want the weird pulsing synth from when the tall ayylmao jumps out of Isabela Moner's cooter)
There's one thing I never get right from all these movies, what's the canon origin of the aliens? Weren't they a species that evolved to the form we know and love from living in space for god knows how long?
>>214153121>what's the canon origin of the aliens?there isn't one, unless you count retards with no MeDiA LiTeRaCy (depending on how he's feeling on any given day this may include Ridley Scott) thinking Covenant established David as the creator of the xenomorph, which requires ignoring the mural in Prometheus and several scenes in Covenant which are there to remind you that David is an unreliable narrator who can't actually create things (the Byron/Shelley confusion, the opening scene where Weyland tells him to play something on the piano and he plays Wagner instead of improvising something original on the spot, needs to see the literal Statue of David to name himself David, etc.)
>>214152559Based.I can tell how shit a show is by how long the shills spam it here. no /general/ is organic.>>214152564this is usually what shills do--trite nonsense just to keep the thread in the catalog and give the illusion people care enough to support a month worth of generals (they don't, I don't care how much they liked the show).
>>214152685was it too brutal for funko pop to make the eye alien actually go into the eye socket and drip blood? instead it's just sitting on top of the eye
>>214152524Most recent episode was boring
Where are all the attractive women in these futuristic settings?
Show is way too much android YA fiction and not enough ALIEN. Even the corporate parts aren't interesting.
>>214152524This but without shoes and socks
>>214153736Mutted out of existence
>>214153736>>214154324>t. never saw Romulus
>>214153748>not enough ALIEN.Alien is a horror movie slasher. Horror movies don't work as TV shows as they're not exactly exposition heavy.
>>214152582Is this attainable natty?
>>214152524So many ugly girls are going to get this haircut and end up looking retarded because they're not 11/10 cuties
>>214154651They're called art hoes.
I'm only an episode in, but sending your highly advanced prototype synths with the literal minds of children into a potentially dangerous situation is just so fucking stupid it honestly fits with the other ideas the franchise's evil corporations come up with.
>>214152524Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.
>>214152628ayy lmao
>>214154836
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Trypanohyncha Ocellus. I've lost interest in all Aliens, besides her.Trypanohyncha Ocellus really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with
these generals are just as the nu trek ones... same shit quality of the show as well.. non-retards will tell and you're only making shit worse with these forced ad-threads
>>214155092That's a man.
She's waiting anon. Are you going to wait with her?
>>214155130This awakens the kiwi
The hybrid storyline is gay as fuck. This show could have been interesting as a spy thriller or actual horror but they had to shit it up with subhuman gen z nonsense. This is what happens when you have a generation of mentally ill retards with no life experience working as writers.
>>214155130the sheeple are waking up
>>214152524the only reason i keep watching this absolute piece of television garbage is that i'm patiently waiting for more barefoot shots of her
A solid 6.5/10 is the best I can do. It's not a 7.
What will the fly be? Just a big bot fly? Or just a flying mouth that bites people?I hope they have something creative planned to make the fly horrid and disgusting.
>>214155519Gay meme.
Do synths have bodyhair by the lore (the actress in the op picture does so, on her arm)? As in for what purpose would synths have bodyhair for? Could they regrow the bodyhair if they lose it? Do synth regular hair grow (and if yes, what do they consume to make it so)?
I can't tell if I like this show or not, I love the world of the megas corps wish it was more of a corperate fuckery show where each company is doing it's best to fuck the others, add a dash of alien tearing shit up whether by accident or on purpose. They can keep the lost boys, but make them colder less human and more pure mind within body that cannot feel, taste or touch. I'll give it a shot, to be honest I feel like theres a lot of dogpiling from the Youtube space all jumping on the it's shit wagon, remind me with /v/ and anything new and potentially good.
>>214155130rise up!
>>214155130The old timey TV format is bullshit, the entire season is finished already, and they are making the audience wait, instead of letting them watch all episodes at once...
>>214155810Old time tv format works best with mostly self-contained episodes. This was discovered many decades ago in the early days of tv. Pure serialization was tried, but it was found that each episode works better when it can stand on its own somewhat.
>>214155457In more civilized times, she would have been barefoot in this shot.
>>214155810>>214155831I like it, I can talk about what I think will happen with my autistic internet frens and it stays relevant for 8 weeks instead of 1
It's fucking shit.Not the worst thing ever I guess.
>>214154529Maybe they shouldn't have made an ALIEN tv series then.
>>214155810>let me consooooom
>>214155984I do like an ongoing story, but it's often stretched a bit too thin. An overall arc, and episodic escapades on the top would be great
>>214152524
>>214156412You're just the hussy I'm using while I work on the hag
>>214153736>>214154324the fuck?
>>214156412with nibs going crazy prolly yeah
>>214156412You have no womb, you cannot lactate. You are a mockery of nature's perfection.
>>214153736>Winona Ryder and Kim Flowers in Resurrection.>Noomi Rapace in Prometheus.>Katherine Waterston and Amy Seimetz in Covenant.>Cailee Spaeny and Isabella Merced in Romulus.You a fag.
>>214155753They are in a peculiar situation. They need to keep the story contained (island), so everyone can get nuked, so that future events are preserved intact. On the other hand fans have always wanted to see more of Earth and since we are on Earth it would be an incredibly stupid missed opportunity not to give us that. They placed themselves in a tough spot and it's their fault, should have moved this further up after Aliens or even after Resurrection. As for youtubers, they shat on Romulus they same way, the vast majority of them rely on negative engagement and outrage sells.
>>214156466>forgets Charlize Theron>adds the ugliest ever (Waterston) dunno who Seimetz is
>>214156496>zoomers are making the puppets nowgrim
>The goodKirsh, black sweaty android guy, Wendy, the alien lifeforms are genuinely horrifying, Nibs’s DSLs>The badLiterally everything else
>>214156466>Kim FlowersHighly underrated. Even with the short hair that booty was out of control.
>>214155092 GOD DAMN IT SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
>>214156535>the alien lifeforms are genuinely horrifyingI'm please with them too. It's good to finally be seeing some new ayyslmao in this setting.
>>214155753The writing is pretty sloppy in general, but it feels like they wanted to do Blade Runner, exploring the dichotomy of human and AI/machine, but then had to slap the xenomorph in sometimes so we know it's Alien.And why is it called Alien Earth, when Earth is such a pointless element of the story? It could've been set in any planet or space station and you wouldn't have had to change a single thing.At least in Prometheus the find cave drawings and shit. Here we spend 90% of the time in some isolated compound and a derelict spaceship.
>>214156535>The goodKirsh, Morrow, alien lifeforms, Dame MILF, Yutani, Boy Retard's bald assistant, Wall Sprayer>The badWendy, Wendy's brother, Nibs, everyone else from the kids, Boy Retard, low sperm guy, everyone else
>>214156582>Boy Retard's bald assistantwe need more of him for sure, he has an aura
>>214153246Covenant did establish David as the creator and the mural is depicting a Deacon. Stop huffing copium.
>>214156510Waterston was cute in that movie and Seimetz is the tomboy from Upstream Color.But Alien is a gritty franchise obviously it's not gonna have big titted bimbos.
>>214152524Only "shills" like the show and everyone here protesting has fastidiously watched every moment of every episode they hated it so much. They watched it good and hard and saved images of it because it's so awful. And in just a couple day's they're going to watch it live just to see how low it goes and how much SLOP it has become. They will be there to enjoy, I mean cringe at how lame it is.
>>214152600>>214152628Is she half Ko-wee-an or something? Part dink?
>>214156636>Covenant did establish David as the creator It did not. David didn't create anything. Xenomorphs are millions of years old and are a product of the black good, so created by Engineers. There is one guy pushging his David creation fanfiction (you?), but outside of that it's pretty clear what's what.>and the mural is depicting a Deacon. I like how you added that premtiovely, because you know you are wrong. The goo creates multiple xenomorph organisms, xenomorphs as we know them are the final stage. The deacon is also a xenomorph. The Engineer ship in the first two movies is OLD and the Engineer inside has literally turned to stone, that's how ancient it all is. Did David invent a time machine to put the ship on LV-426?
>>214156691I've watched worse, that doesn't make his good television.If it didn't have the Alien name slapped on too, I would've dropped I already.Raised by Wolves was much better for example, but nobody watched that because it wasn't a known franchise.
>>214156636He wasn't creating. He was following a list of ingredients
>>214153121Even in the old movies they would spawn differently depending on what they hatch out of. So there was a dog one and some other weird one I think in the Fincher one. And then in Prometheus you see an evolution with the squid thing and the engineer birthing the proto-xenomorph thing and it kind of seems like a continuation and it all makes sense. And imagine these main xenomorphs might just pal around with other creatures like we have dogs and cats and other pets, and that's what these eye things and blood suckers and hanging tentacle fuckers are. That's more likely that they were gathered at once, from one world. They don't wanna introduce some multi-galaxy fucking zoo thing at this point. Or do they? Is anyone talking about how there are different creatures and where they may come from?
>>214156723>The Engineer ship in the first two movies is OLD and the Engineer inside has literally turned to stoneThe chad pilot clearly isn't a virgin engineer.
>>214154836I really hate his face. From the moment I saw it, him and that red headed girl who now thinks she's pregnant; I don't like their faces.
>>214156636you are mentally ill, no one except you thinks david created xenos
>>214156780he acts very feminine in interviews
>>214155092I don't like that these aliens are conveniently Earth-like in design. I mean, the human iris/corneas on the humanoid eyeball just sitting on fucking sea creature tentacles...Is that the best they got? I want things to be weirder like would probably be the case. Something we can't really conceive of. But then if that can't be translated to the audience it doesn't work. I'm just fatigued from 40 years of sci-fi special effects and creatures du jour.
>>214156780He do looks like a gay retard and can't act for shit. Guess one of the producers is fucking him or something.
>>214156780He does effiminate acting and it bothers me. He does a weird thing with his face and neck, making some kind of girly half turn before he talks. Yeah, fuck that twerp. He could've been cast as 'Boy Kavelier' too because he has neoteny as well, but it's a lot less cute and more puncheable face-tier.
>>214156636I hate you so fucking much
>>214156819>Something we can't really conceive of.we need another giger for that
>>214156826That makes sense, he is getting his bussy filled by Hawley
>>214156723>>214156731>>214156784>>214156838Seriously, stop huffing copium. Ridley Scott was clear on this, David is the creator.https://youtu.be/fjEF8QCLyW0?si=qHIFfEBkZwg3v82k
>>214156819Octopus eyes evolved independently from vertebrate eyes and they look almost the same.
>>214155810Fuck you. I love that they're doing this. This is how it's best enjoyed. It builds anticipation. You can't fucking "binge" it in an afternoon and then move on to the next. This is how it's always been done and it's an FX show so the streamerfags will just have to enjoy it like us cablebrothers. The right way. How spoiled you little shits have become. How entitled. I'm glad you have to wait. At least you like the show. For some reason there are schizos and trolls in here acting like no one could possibly like it and we're sent on behalf of the studio to generate buzz with some self-loathing manvirgins in the middle of the night.
>>214156875Ridley Scott is a washed up old hack who has absolutely no say in the matter. He didn't create Alien and David didn't create the xenomorph
>>214156466
>>214156528Why? That's far better than CGI. Argue with that.
>>214156875Listening comprehension fail much? He is talking about the protomorphs and their existence before Alien (a.k.a. David's experiments), he is not talking about the Xenomorph species as a whole or the ones in Alien and Aliens.
>>214156852>benis bonster :DDDDJust hire a random Finn.
>>214156608He's like the guy on Prison Break who calls all the shots on the outside. Bald and stern and scary and doesn't say much. Kill your whole family. That's Prison Break right? Where they meet him on a boat so no one can hear him?
>>214156875>>214156636Just stop>In the novelization of Alien: Covenant, David reveals that his creations are not entirely original and are his attempt to replicate the Xenomorphs created by the Engineers. Furthermore, David elaborates that the Xenomorphs he created were the result of hybridizing various Neomorph strains spawned from the indigenous life of Planet 4 using Chemical A0-3959X.91 – 15. The short film Advent and the illustrations of his research included in the DVD and digital release show some of David's hybridization experiments. >>In the novelization of Alien: Covenant, David reveals that his creations are not entirely original and are his attempt to replicate the Xenomorphs created by the Engineers. >>In the novelization of Alien: Covenant, David reveals that his creations are not entirely original and are his attempt to replicate the Xenomorphs created by the Engineers. >>In the novelization of Alien: Covenant, David reveals that his creations are not entirely original and are his attempt to replicate the Xenomorphs created by the Engineers. Fucking retard
>>214156937>novelizationNot canon.
>>214156927Yeah that's Prison break. That plot line went nowhere, sad.
>>214156838>ai answerfucking retarded mongoloid
>>214156819Stephen Hawking did I think a six-part series for some science channel about possible alien life forms on other types of ice or gas or water planets and how they might be metal and move super slow or zip around in water. I need to see those again. And people need to talk to more science guys and futurists like Neal Stephenson to come up with cool stuff.Mike Judge met with Jared Diamond when writing Idiocracy. That's the kind of moves more filmmakers need to make. I'm fucking bored.
>>214156947If going by that logic then Scott's interview's outcome is also not canon because it's not in the movie
>>214156947>>214156975kill yourself you mentally ill piece of shit
>>214156998Interviews with directors are secondary canon
>>214157008HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>214156892I don't get how that mount was supposed to help her aim
>>214157008>My fake rules are real rulesNah. Also hearing him talk about the movie and prometheus is like watching Biden talk about Afghanistan
>>214157008>In the novelization of Alien: Covenant, David reveals that his creations are not entirely original and are his attempt to replicate the Xenomorphs created by the Engineers.
>>214156915>Listening comprehension fail much?On your part, yes. He's talking about the creature from the original that like he says ends up in a glass box by the final movie or in other words the Xenomorph. Also when talking about Prometheus he says the audience missed "him" so there goes your "Deacons are Xenomorphs" bullshit.
>>214157019The smartgun aims itself, dumbposter, you just need to carry it around.
>>214154403Cailee is a diaper midget.There is an actually attractive woman in that movie and it isn't her.
>>214156953lol, I didn't even finish season 3. Or 4. When Michael Rappaport showed up (who I've always liked really, I was just getting sick of it) I didn't want more people to get used to and care about. It started more solid than I'd have imagined with Peter Stormare, and that Wade Williams is always fucking creepy (Ken Park), but the show just kept going and getting wilder. I would never have watched it when it aired; I was too much of a snob. Same with Shield and Burn Notice and 24. And now TV mostly sucks so I'm watching those old shows and really enjoying them. Not so much Prison Break. But the others. This Alien show is one of the few new shows I've liked. Penguin was good too. Not many good ones these days. I'll take another season of Fargo any time too.
>>214157032The truth is that we were in line to get at least one, but ideally two more movies after Covenant to tell the David storyline and make it complete. That never happened so David never created them. Not in canon, not anywhere. All he got to make were protomorphs and neomorphs and maybe a bunch of other dumb shit.
skippable scenes?
>>214157032mentally ill retard
>>214155831In the early days of TV people didn't have the chance to go back and watch episodes that they missed. So unless your show was "appointment viewing" serialization didn't make sense.
>>214157100>appointment viewingexpand on this.
Imagine this is your national flag
>>214157077It's all from the same family or planet or whatever. The eggs, the black goo. It's of the same origin because it gestates and spawns the same way and carries that Giger look always. Can we at least agree upon that?
>>214157113It's playful and dynamic.
>>214155984There are no friends here, go to a social media platform if you want that. Everything that was needed to be said was said after the first two episodes, and most people just waits for the confirmation bias since.>>214156883>"streamerfags"losers who pay for a service>"cablebrothers"losers who watch adsJust torrent it all, like a normal human being. But you are a shill, want to get people to watch tv, and watch a bunch of filler episodes, and the ads between.>"middle of the night"Not outside of america. They try to appeal to international audiences too, that is why there are tokens from a bunch of races in the cast, to appeal to brown thirdies, and to force watching actors of unwanted other races on the white audience. But this resulted in an unplausable shitty product, because noone can get over the plot of anyone creating non-white synths, and can't suspend disbelief with them around, even the xenomorph seem more plausable.
>>214157110Worth setting aside time for>I can't attend the Embassy Ball, I have to watch Alfred Hitchcock Presents that night
>>214157137>There are no friends herewell that's mean.
>>214157076Rapaport is in S4 yeah. 1 and 2 were fantastic, 3 was garbage, 4 was a bit better, but really jumped the shark. Mahone and Kellerman were top tier supporting characters, very nicely done on their parts. The new seasons are very meh. There is some charm in seeing the crew back, but it's not the same. Good choice with 24, it gets continuously better. I can suggest The Terror (only season 1), Counterpart (only season 1), Silo and Dark Matter (the one form last year), if you want good new-ish shows.
>>214157113Probably the worst "evil corporation" logo ever.
>>214157100They did both but over time there were more story arcs spanning a season or the series. It's not like before VCRs and Tivo there weren't continuing stories. Soap operas have been on TV since radio and they are serialized. Depended on what kind of show.
>>214156528>practical effects are being practiced>bitch about itFuck off you nonce.
>>214156780He also acted as that pedo from black mirror, maybe that has something to do with your dislike
>>214157110When a show becomes sufficiently popular people would set aside the time to watch as it airs.This hasn't been a thing since streaming became ubiquitous, the last show to really reach the status was the first few seasons of GoT when it was still airing on HBO Go which very few people had at the time.
>>214156901>>214157173I'm not sure hew was against the effects, more the people doing them
>>214157189I 'memberit was a good time for consumption.
>>214157137I have a DVR and On Demand with cable so I can really skip the ads. I also have Hulu so I can stream if I want. Like I'm watching The Outsider on HBO Max and find that it's pixelated at some shit resolution on and off, and with the on demand on cable there's no issue so I just watched it in another tab.The best of both worlds. There's a cable box and DVR in the living room I can control from this station. Slightly bigger TV.
>>214157210Go on.
>>214157169At least soaps have full scripts with lots of events. Modern prestige slop has vritually nothing happen in each episode, the scenes are filled with pauses, and the line delivery is deliberately drawn out.
>>214157210Fuck off. You want practical effects to stay around, you gotta get new blood. Or it's just some lazy poojeet in a scam studio "drawing" blood.
>>214157233I have torrents and streaming sites, both with no adds, top tier quality and FREE. Keep paying those jews.
>>214157137You're a fucking racist schizo. Eat shit, buddy. And come back to reality. Your friends and family miss you.
>>214157271where do you think we are, niggerfaggot?
>>214157119I'm not debating you on that. Personally I don't think the Engineers created the goo/xenolife at all, rather that they encountered it long ago, did experiments, did rituals to advance their own species and then eventually weaponized it.
>>214157160Will do.
>>214157254I don't think that's the case. You people are so suspicious of everything all the time. Some shows are just slower burn. I love stuff like Better Call Saul for that. Others think it's 'borrrriingg'.
Yes there's a hyper awareness of everything in this new age of media. People are analyzing it in all sorts of ways. All wrong. People can't just fucking enjoy the TV show anymore for what it is. Always some wild theory about why this or that and what the ulterior motive is. Jaded cynical fucking paranoid lunatics.
>>214157340>implying the pet xenomorph is not an attempt of the leftist show runner to explain the aggressiveness in blacks as not inherent (it is) and a consequence of their environment (not true)
>>214157113What's the thing the bear is wearing?
>>214157395I hate this place.
>>214156496"Steve" looks like shit my guy. Why even bother if this is the result? All the talent is gone and everyone sucks at their crafts now.
>>214156837yeah he would have been perfect as peter pan.
>>214157315Just pay attention to how the scenes are acted in a modern show, and compare to an older show, or a 20th century movie.Streaming shows have endless pauses, very slow delivery
>>214157612Well they can afford to take the time compared to a sitcom or something. But what 20th century movies do you think were so snappy and without pauses? Old westerns had lots of drawn out scenes. It all depends. I've been watching TV from all eras for many decades now and I don't think streaming shows are different than cable or even network anymore. Alien Earth is an FX show. Netflix adds extra exposition knowing people are on their phones and want them to be able to keep up with less effort. There's all kinds of shit going on but I don't see the pattern you see. Mad Men and Breaking Bad are cable shows with endless pauses and slow delivery. What even are you referring to in Alien? Because there are plot reasons to talk slowly like they don't want to startle some creature or they're doing something delicate or they're talking to a child brain. Do you have other examples? Because I watch a lot of stuff and I'm older than you and I think you're pulling it out of your ass based on limited experience and exposure.
>>214157270>jewslol, keep being an edgy little chud or nazi schizo
>>214157270
>>214157692>But what 20th century movies do you think were so snappy and without pauses?It's not about speed, it's about purpose. There were pauses, but everything that was said had meaning. Lines were there and pauses were there for a reason. To me it seems that most of what's said in modern shows is just filler, just hot hair. They take forever to say nothing. What was the point of the little exchange about Neil Armstrong when the little girl was going to get uploaded into a robot? Nothing except to fill time.
>>214157692Might I add,>I'm older than youI doubt it
People whose year of birth stars with a 2 should not be permitted to use the internet.
>>214152524>infinite range>infinite battery life>tinyAnyone have a problem with this?
>>214157783We have a right to be here.
>>214156883Based cable bro
>>214157812The show doesn't claim any of that. Please watch the content you want to critique.
>>214156412Fuck off bogan roastie clanker
>>214157848I was exaggerating.
>>214157860You most certainly were.
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>214157877explain the range
>>214157812It's a hijacker, not a one-in-one device. Like how someone could put an usb on your computer and send information to a command and control server.It just delivers a payload and uses the machine's resources for its goals.
>>214157880>looking at her picture makes me feel something strange insideThat could be a chestburster
>>214157168It's really fucking bad. The typeface is horrible.
>>214157887The onus is not on me to do so.
>>214157100>the early days of TV people didn't have the chance to go back and watch episodes that they missedZoomie doesn't know what a fucking repeat is lmao
>>214157920that's cause you're a retard.
>>214157931You're dismissed.
>>214157917
>>214157812>FTL>BREAKS CAUSALITY AND IS THEREFORE TIME TRAVEL>STILL CAN'T CURE CANCERAnyone have a problem with this?
>>214157965kek
>>214157965What are you doing robo sis
>>214157812Yeah it's like magic the way it sinks into him, it could probably just use the robot body's batteries somehow though, which get charged every night.
>things are now so bad that this sloppa gets a generalharsh times indeed.
>>214157113United States of Pedophilia?
>>214157812and its a tech from 65 years ago!
You know kids is autistic because they watched the shittiest of Ice Ages movies.
Eastern Orthodox Alien vibes.
>>214157755>fill timeI assure you, every line is something that writer wants in there. Sometimes they wait years to put in some quote they love or some reference or line they think is so juicy. Writers are in love with their dialogue. They wish they had more time to put more stuff.You're clearly not a creative. Read about writing and writers before making such dumb comments. Just because it doesn't work for you doesn't mean it doesn't have meaning or isn't appreciated by other audiences. I promise the writers love what the characters say.
>>214157812The fucking future, dude. Also, science FICTION. What the fuck??
>>214158102There's no need to be insulting.
Which type of alien hugger is this?
>>214157926This. Reruns all summer long. And repeats of really popular things. "In case you missed it..." Not to mention weeks ahead of time promotion for event television on billboards, in magazines, newspapers, buses, benches. Radio.
>>214152524Would fucking Wendy be pedophilia?
>>214158148Sorry.
>>214158054That or Wendy just has shit taste. Stupid girl should be watching Ice Age 3
>>214157892This.
will Wendy become the Kerrigan of the Xenos?
>>214156466>Isabella Mercedthat one doesn't belong on that list she's barely ok
>>214158233Nah she dies. Everyone in Prodigy will. They don't appear in any of the later movies. Not even mentioned.
>>214158233Or the Xeno Goddess from the comics that never explained really (but its based on unused Giger art)
So the one xenomorph that got loose was killed, right? And now the guy from Yutani wants to get an infected person smuggled out. And Olyphant knows what the plan is and that the kid is being blackmailed.I really got invested in this show. I've only seen Fargo but Hawley is good at spreading a story over a season and building tension.I hope that effeminate Kid genius guy comes to a grisly end. And I hope to see Olyphant square off and get in a real badass fight with someone or something.
>>214158290lol, that doesn't mean anything. It doesn't work that way.
>>214158233I miss my queen bitch bros..
>>214158150It's a sugarglider.You know what is weird, in other titles from the franchise the xenomorph had a size limitation, on what sized creatures the facehugger could attach itself to, but with this extracted tadpole type, technically even a kitten, or a sugarglider is possible, just have to do it by surgery, and the chestburster would be smaller.Going ad absurdum, what about micro sized xenomorphs from tiny mouses, and hamsters, and also giant xenomorphs from elephants, and whales?
>>214158233They could go full cosmic horror with it and have her fly out beyond any of Earth's colonies, so the next time she encounters humans it's after Alien: Resurrection. My legit theory for how David and Shaw's story was going to go was that they'd take that long to find the Engineer homeworld.
>>214158322Nu uh. That's exactly how it works. Screencap this post. Yutani is going to eradicate this company and all its people.
>>214158368That may be, but not because they don't appear in other shows. That has nothing to do with it. It's a huge universe.
>>214158158>weeks ahead of time promotion for event television on billboards, in magazines, newspapers, buses, benches. Radio.This is a huge difference between now and the pastMan in the High Castle was the last one I saw that got some of this.
>>214152524Test
>>214158363>My legit theory for how David and Shaw's story was going to go was that they'd take that long to find the Engineer homeworld.in hindsight i'm glad that story flopped, it really was dumb
is so weird that sometimes the "kids" act like kids and sometimes like grown ups. Like the scientist kid acts like a full fucking grown up now allong with the one who wants to be "the favorite". What the fuck is that
>>214158290>>214158368In the original shooting script for Alien they actually have a scene where Kane and Dallas talk about how 'this weird signal seems like something that Prodigy corporation run by Boy Kavalier did a few years ago' but they never filmed it.
>>214158418It's hard to know where they could have gone with it, but I thought it had real potential.
>>214158489I'm really mixed on it. Maybe the idea could have worked, maybe as its own story not associated with Alien. But as it was it was dumb, not very original and it fucked up existing canon. Not to say there aren't some gems in there, but it really might be the worst executed form of the story Ridley wanted to tell that there could have been. Not to mention most of the cast was pretty shite, and outside of David the main characters were all either boring, too stupid to care about or just otherwise poorly written.
>>214158461Some of the kids are older, almost teens, like Wendy, and some are younger. You can also see them trying to act more mature than they are, like the scientist kid. Also don't they have super brains or something? That's probably impacting things.
>>214158461The black kid and indian are awful and the most childish. The rest are fine.
>>214158522I feel like Charlize Theron's character should have survived instead of Shaw
>>214158309That's one way to make xenos into a complete joke
>>214158670Shaw's character definitely really dumb and pointless.
>>214159062She was great, barren character getting pregnant with a squid was the series' first interesting idea in ages.
>>214156412Puta trepa
>>214159114Not really. The black goo is a boring contrivance, she avoided birthing it, and in the end didn't learn anything and remained the same dumb character.Her getting killed off was a net gain. With no arc there's no story to tell with her.
>>214159173She wants to talk to engineers and is cute
>>214159173>she avoided birthing itCan't accept this as criticism, because Romulus is birthed in that movie and it's not nearly as engaging as the med-pod scene.>and remained the same dumb characterThis was a result of her keeping her faith which was good, because there was a lot to test it. She's a resilient character like Ripley, which is admirable.
>>214159173She was a Christian and the Engineers had decided to goombah Earth based on something that happened 2000 years ago.
>>214159248Engineers was done like ancient aliens and Shaw was bogged.>>214159262>Can't accept thisWho cares, her character was shite with no arc and no reason to care. Glad she was killed off.>>214159270Sounds even more retarded put that way.
I think her bro is gonna die, she will control the aliens and kill Boy because he is super rude.
>>214158342there are big ones
>>214159545We gonna need a bigger flamethrower.
>>214159545Jesus Christ! What's the size of that thing?!
>>214159630I'd say the tunnel is about 6-7" across.
>>214159630that's what she said!
>>214158309>xeno goddess>its just Sil from SpeciesThis series should've ended with Aliens.
Just started watching this, is there a scene where the jewish trillionaire is actually doing some corporate shit? Like he's on the phone>Yeah, okay, Palmer, I already told that gook fuck he can shove those stocks up his ass a million times, OK? And it's ju- No, I don't care, lowball that motherfucker, I got the IRS up my assOr is he always an ambiguous retard?
>>214157812It's a remnant of the Prometheus era when they had super high tech.
>>214159899after the ship crashed he told the staff to triage the injured by their income brackets
>>214159899Dude he’s like SOOO smart and SOOO awesome. Just believe me bro. He started a company at the age of SIX he’s like Seto Kaiba but for real.
>>214157113Edgy bear would've been better used as a prodigy company mascot like vault boy, it doesn't look very fitting for a logo
>>214159936lol
>>214159899Can you not bring religion politics into this?
>>214159899No that sounds like Robocop and that's uh problematic sweaty
>>214154836For a guy who is meant to be a soldier and medic who has seen war up close, he sure talks and acts like a fucking child. His dialogue is exactly the same as the android kids.
>>214160789He's not a soldier, he's just attached to the soldiers. When did they say he had been to war?
>>214155810>the entire season is finished alreadyThis is not necessarily true. Plenty of shows are still being edited after the first episode is released.
>>214155810I like that you're mad, your little impotent ass gives me a raging gigaboner
>>214158150cutest shit I've seen
>>214155810Old timey makes way more sense even in the streaming era because the goal is to keep people subscribed for as long as possible. If a series drags out over eight weeks you get get two months of subscriptions from the interested viewer instead of one. Or they could just wait until it's all out, but then they risk FOMO.
Is it just me or is there crazy sexual tension between Wendy and Joe? It looks like they're fucking. Fucking and sucking.
>>214158342>Going ad absurdum, what about micro sized xenomorphs from tiny mouses, and hamsters, and also giant xenomorphs from elephants, and whales?In the Covenant novel the sequence of David showing his work to the captain is longer, among the things he shows are tiny little xenomorphs from insects. How? Dunno lol.
Ok, but why hasn't Kavalier pounded Curly's robo pussy into dust yet if he's a boy genius, huh?
>>214161678There are comics (they ARE canon) with planet sized Xenos
>>214161735It's like a doll down there.
>>214158342>>214161678Also, in other books and comics we get a variety of big ones, including all kinds of sea life. Pic related.
>>214161794>fish xenosthat's retarded>>214161750that's retarded-er
>>214161874That's a whale xenomorph though.
Nibs is CUTE! CUTE!
>>214161921She's batshit insane
>>214161921she really isnt
>three more days for new 'sode because of timezone fuckeryFUCK THIS
>>214161921She really is.
>>214162032...>>214155130
>>214162032
Sorry guys I'm half a retard and the show being released weekly is making it hard for me to retain certain plot points. How did the cyborg crash survivor end up establishing a telepathic link to Slightly?
>>214162212he planted a tiny bug on slightly's neck
What if I start calling characters the x-ster...like the "Nibster" or the "Wendyster"? Is that cool, bros? Does it make me look cool? You know, I'm trying to get back into the dating game.
>>214162212Stop your speedwatching and scene skipping, zoomzoom faggot.
>>214162239Thank you, I do vaguely remember that now, it was during their first confrontation at the ship wreck right?>>214162251I'm over 30 and doing my best ;_;
Turned it off after there were 5 black people and non white women in the opening group scene. utter woke nonsense dei slop
>>214162173>This kills the lamb
>>214162278it was when he threatened him with a knife, they also showed it again when olyphant was reviewing the footage in the last episode
>>214162280Well all but one of them die immediately if that makes you feel better
>>214162313Fuck maybe I should just rewatch it. Thanks again
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>>214162280Don't listen to that guy >>214162316 he is right but the only survivor is a black guy anyway.
>>214161921why are you fags so attracted to this ron weasly looking bitch?
>>214162351So why not listen to me? I was right. I never claimed minorities were then removed entirely from the show
>>214156461kek this synths are literally trannies
>>214156496why the fuck is the alien so small lol I thought it was supposed to be big fast and intimidating not cuddly like this
>>214157073Cailee is really hot imo, I don't care if she's a midget
>>214162449it's 3m tall
>>214162483
>>214162483very based
>>214153346>no /general/ is organicnot since chernobyl at least
>>214152524Let's be honest, we all knew it was going to be unwatchable stream diarrhea, but it amazes me just how bad this shit ends up being
>>2141624983m including the tail maybe because the proportions of its upper body is like the guy's next to it
>>214162625puppet has no legs tho
>>214152628>>214152524She looks youthful and old at the same time. It's very strange.
>>214162744it's the retard haircut with the high fringe, makes her seem younger
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>>214153736NIBS
>>214162795no
>>214153736Forgot Pic
>>214161921>nibsI love her
>>214153346/Batstar/ is but very few posts in it so I stopped baking. I even said we need a new baker but nobody baked.
>>214155810Do what I do and ignore the show and all the chatter about it until after all the hype had died down and the paid shills have moved on to other properties and then watch it all at your own pace and make up your mind about it without any social pressure to follow the crowd or be a hot-take contrarian
So where the FUCK was the immortal xeno whisperer during the events of the entire movie saga?
What happens if you cum inside an alien?
>>214163502Rowing from Siam to Antarctica to see Syd.
>>214163503unless you got acid sperm it's over
>>214163349Damn now I remember who she reminded me all this time.There is a webm about how the mixed race kids feel that don't belong anywhere and it was one mullata that looked pretty much like her lol. I wish someone could post it
>>214156412no, but you are in the race
>>214163618i know who youre talking about, she played some chick in that shitty marvel series, erin kellyman
>>214163503Being the perfect organism they don't have buttholes or any holes down there so you can't
>>214163551THICCCC
>>214163928UGLYYY
>>214163825If they eat they have to poop.
My only hope at this point is that the flashback episode is worth it. I really like the character of Morrow but having him tied to the pajeet slightly kid really brings it down for me. I don't care for anyone at Prodigy, and after having learned that they don't even know if it was a full conscience transfer or they're just copies, it makes me not really give a shit about Wendy since not even Joe gives a shit if its really her or not, he seems more than happy to live and accept it's just a copy of his sister. My other hope is that Kirsch is a double agent and/or tries to sabotage Boy Cavalier for being such an insufferable faggot and uses Morrow to achieve that end. Series will probably end with Morrow getting his specimen, Kirsch fucking up Cavalier, Wendy and Joe escaping, Nibs dying over some mental bullshit, and then the remaining kids are a toss up if they die or not. Although, I'm thinking Isaac might just go with Kirsch at the end. Leaving the black guy friend of Slightly to die, and Curly dying because she wants to prove herself to Cavalier and gets killed in some bullshit happening. Will probably end up being a 6/10 show at the end of the day.
>>214164114No
>>214156993>they might be metal and move super slow or zip around in waterAlien probably isn't the best setting for alien-ass aliens ironically since its brand of horror generally requires some physical similarity/recognizability. The xenos at their best are scary partly because they're compatible with human anatomy. That said, you could still do some pretty interesting body horror with aliens/diseases made of entirely foreign types of life. Andromeda Strain comes to mind. I would like to see more of that.
>>214164438Shelley Duvall coded
>>214164444>Andromeda StrainDidn't it just kill everyone?I only read the book and that was probably 15 years ago
>>214164523Sort of. It's an extraterrestrial pathogenic crystal that rapidly converts living matter into itself. The body horror isn't really a focus of that book/movie, so maybe I should have said the concept (or something like it) could be expanded into a proper body horror with truly alien aliens. I'm imagining a metal-based alien that gradually converts you into itself, for example.
>>214164444>>214164523>>214164651The remake TV movie is REALLY GOOD
>>214152559MAGA coded faggot
>>214163928Why the go with the shining look?
>>214164693lefties are mentally ill, MAGA for life and still loving the show
Noah Hawley created a really offbeat, pull-the-rug-out type show with LegionSo why is Alien: Earth so… “normal”?
>>214164651>>214164689Annihilation already did it
>We've taken her offline. We think she can hear-->The Xenomorph, yeah. Just assume I'm ahead of you always.Did I miss something or how did they know how to call the aliens Xenomoprhs?
>>214164805>Did I miss somethingAliens, probably.
>>214164796I do like Annihilation's body horror, BLACKED aside
>>214164651>spoilerI simplified the pathogen there since it's been a while since I read the book, but I remember at least one of its mutations behaved like that.
>>214164805Xenomorph is a generic name for alien organisms in universe, they are not actually called like that
>>214164805Xenomorph mean alien lifeform. Everyone has been using it for the primordial serpent aliens since Aliens completely misunderstanding the use of the term since the marine briefing mentions that a xenomorph may be involved without any of them knowing what they are dealing with just that it is an alien lifeform.
>>214164959>>214164968I actually like it that way, it shouldn't have a name, it's alien after all, it should stay alien in every sense of the word.until Wendy talks to a grown one and learns the name they have for themselves
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