*blocks your path>name your 5 favorite movies or i wont let you go furtherwat do
Run at full force and kick her in the face
>>214155112"No pretty girl, dont bully me. That would be so bad, haha"
>>214155112>Am I being detained?>Am I free to go?
Run at full force and fuck her in the face
>>214155112Too old
>>214155112ThiefManhunterHeatCollateralMiami ViceNow sit on my face random alley woman
all five death wish movies *shoots her*
>>214155112>Léon, the Professional>The Shining>Banshees of Inisherin>In Bruges>HeatLéon keeps getting me laid with zoomettes. Thank you, Bésson.
Make up five indie arthouse movies that don't exist. Any girl with green hair is going to be too afraid of being considered a pleb to admit she hasn't heard of them, so she'll pretend she knows what I'm talking about.
>>214155112I wouldn't say a single word to her, I would listen to what she has to say.
>>214155564u need at least one real one, preferably use the last one for an actual one, cause she will have forgotten about the other ones and cling to that
>>214155112Resident EvilResident Evil: Apocalypse Resident Evil: ExtinctionDOA: Dead or AliveUnderworld
>>214155529id be afraid to say Leon the professional, i think they'd call me a pedophile
>>214155587They have no idea what the movie is until they're already in my apartment and I'm hooking up my pewter to the tv with the much dreaded HDMI cables. Truth is, if you got a high school girl(legal) to walk all the way home with you, there's nothing you can do to give her the ick no more.
>>214155112Smash her head against the wall, kick her fucking teeth in, steal her phone and shoes and sell them.
>>214155529>Léon keeps getting me laid with zoomettes. Thank you, Bésson.I'm doin' that. I'm doin' that tonight.
>>214155611>high school girl(legal)>(legal)
>>214155623Post hand.
>>21415564716 is legal in most states, chud.
>>214155112In the mood for love2001: a space odysseyThe great beautyIf...Lawrence of arabia
>>214155675Imagine bragging online about being an actual pedophile.
>>214155698This is what counts for pedophilia on /tv/ these days? Why when I was a young lad just getting settled here with taxposting the great hacker Anonymous was calling 12 year olds hags.
>>214155112AlienThrone of BloodMurder My SweetThe ApartmentPatlabor: The Movie
>>214155112Many good responses here.Me personally I would throw her on the floor and stomp her fucking teeth in.
>>214155112So what do I have to say to get pussy in a situation like this?
Do a 360 and walk away
>>214155746I've coined a term: "american pedophile"Definition: an adult who feels attracted to an adolescentThe meaning of pedophilia will never register in the american mind.
>>214155112what If I have only watched 4 movies in my entire life?
>>214155611I don't understand this hdmi meme, my wife and me have a dedicated computer for the TV and can play or watch anything through it from any application or web browser paid or not.
>>214155686The great beauty over the film that its ripping off?
>>214155112jeremiah johnsoncool hand lukethe stingbutch cassidy and the sundance kidcat in the hat
>>214155112Idk I’d just name the first five lord of the rings movies that come to mindLord of the ringsTwin towersGollumFellowshipThe hobbit
>>214155112HannaXanadu Hellfire Cloverfield M3GANLove Live! Sunshine!! The School Idol Movie Over The Rainbow
Last house on the leftI spit on your graveStraw dogsRevengeDeliverance
Ghost Busters AfterlifeBirds of PreyMs MarvelSonic the HedgehogMatrix Revelations
star wars 1 star wars 2star was 3 stars wars 4star wars 5
A 100lb 5'6 woman has literally no way of stopping me from moving freely.Harakiri (1962)
>>214155112no
>>214155112Go behind her, waistlock, German Suplex her for each movie I list off.
ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY1. L'empathie sur une tache de naissance (1959, Raleigh)2. Hiding From McGee (1929, Voitto)3. Upes Sapnu (1919, Elkanah)4. Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman)5. Ostre sledované vlaky (1966, Menzel)CINÉMA:1: Lost River (2014, Gosling)2: This Night (1965, Fassbinder)3: La morte d'Isotta (1968, Schröter)4: Reassemblage (1982, Minh Hà)5: Кpaдeцът нa пpacкoви (1964, Radev)FILMS:1. Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)4. Love Streams (1984, Cassavetes)5. 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, Yang)MOVIES:1. Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman)2. 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, 楊)3. চারুলতা (1964, রায়)4. Ordet (1955, Dreyer)5. Les Moissons du Ciell (1978, Malick)FLICKS:1. Barry Lyndon (1975, Kubrick)2. 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)3. Blue (1993, Jarman)4. Fanny och Alexander (1982, Bergman)5. The Long Day Closes (1992, Davies)JOINTS1. Aндpeй Pyбльoв (1966, Rublev)2. Зepкaлo (1975, Tapкóвcкий)3. 01010101 01101110 00100000 0100001101101000 01101001 01100101 0110111000100000 01000001 01101110 0110010001100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 (1928, Buñuel)4. Лoypeнc Apaбиcтoни Cayдӣ (1962, Lean)5. Mae'r Brave Galon niweidio genedl Freed (1995, Gibson)
>>214158101You may proceed into the Kinodome. You must wear transparent plastic pants though.
>>214158101>ugh he's a pseud, im getting the ick
>>214158013Same
>>214155112Falling DownJokerTaxi DriverAmerican PsychoNightcrawler
>>214155112Before SunriseBefore Sunset Before MidnightHouse of Flying DaggersIn the Mood for Love
Quick and the deadEvil dead 2Back to the futureRevenge of the sith Triplets of belleville
>>214155112When a wom*n speaks, I listen
>>214155112How do I marry her bros
>>214159104When my black neighbour beats the absolute fuck out of his girlfriend and she starts screaming and crying for help I sit my white ass down and listen
>>214159104Based
>>214155112Sorry kid, I got stuff to do, no time to waste here with you. *pushes her aside by the head*
