>Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.He may be reddit, but he's not wrong.
>>214155234Shut up grandpa zoomer she's the new hotness now
What kind of person still watches Simpsons, South Park and Rick & Morty?
>>214155293a child
>>214155293me
>>214155234A reminder that if this show was released in the late 2000s instead of today yall folks would have loved it and would have happily consumed it along with all the other "real adult cynicist and realist" slop of the era like house md and game of thrones (-:
>>214156154It did the original short is from that era
>>214156154It was 2013 so close enough. Game of Thrones came out in 2011 btw zoomer
>>214155234That's why the purest form of love is between a man and his waifu. Reject 3D, embrace 2D.
>Listen, Marty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.Deep.
>>214156154>yall folksListen, Reddit is speaking.
>>214155234>listen, anon, those gases releasing out of your anus are called farts. That's just a chemical reaction transpiring in your bowels.You don't need to fart, Morty, stay awake, burn local.Wow, he's so right
>>214156154yep, it got stale and I can't watch any of this shit anymore
>>214156248>burn locali laffed
>>214156154If it came out back then it might have been novel and original and not a corny derivative waste of time
>>214155234listen rick i hate to break it to you but everything you say is written by kikes, faggots and women
>>214156154the first two season were well recieved and people had patience to see what would happen after season three started to go off the rails. It came out 12+ years ago faggot.
