I don't wanna ever see anything good being said about this fat nigger on my board. Posters beware.
>>214159295ehehehehe balls
>>214159295Also, I'm gay.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHhahahahhah hell yeah dude
triple deck fucking cheeseburgers
He saved Cumtown
Rumor is that he did so well on Tires that netflix is considering giving him his own series
>>214159295>there is a small chance this fat fuck could get an oscar nom this year
>>214159295stavaros halkins was and is a disgusting pedophile and his "comedy" style is just saying the most repulsive and evil shit youve heardhes not funny. hes just sick and disgusting. his whole "im goin solo" was hilarious bc now hes entirely irrelevant. no one wants to work with him. he has no fans. he'll die from a heart attack in the next 5yrsinto the trash he goes.
If you know who tbos is you should be erased from the gene pool
>>214159471I always see people say Stav has genuine pedophile vibes and I agree not just because of how he looks lmao but his constant affirmation of how much he supposedly loves big tits and shit seems so performative Nick even picked up on this and started joking about him being a pedophile on the pod
>>214159400i laughed really hard in tires season 2 where he was attempting to flirt with the lawyer in his RV and she was like "and spend time with you, eating anchovies and fish sticks in a trailer like an alley cat?" and he looked at her like she was a fucking retard and said "Lady, these are *sardines*." That made me laugh.
>>214159295Bugonia is getting very middling reviews at Venice.
>>214159295I hate everything about him. But what I hate more than anything is that he constantly needs to reaffirm to himself and others that he most certainly has sex.
HEY EVERYBODY ITS ME COOL ADAM
>>214159295Hate this fuck so much.
>>214160178how the fuck is he so chill and cool all the time
>>214159295Leftist are complete subhumans
>>214159471>entirely irrelevant >was just in a movie with Emma Stone and Jesse Plemmonscope harder, he proved you dont need to be good looking or even particularly clever to make it in the entertainment industry. if you worked half as hard as Stav you'd be the manager at Wal Mart instead of the guy in charge of the light bulb aisle
>>214160178I just gripped a Yankees fitted
>>214162348Deadass
>>214160178>"you like tripping?">Adam to DestinyComedy gold
>>214161257Very good engish saar
I can't remember him saying anything intentionally funny or interesting in the 100+ hours I've listened to him
>>214159295if something this ugly can make it in showbiz anyone can
too bad. he's an enormous deal (and dude) now.
>sees his two less talented cohosts who rode on his coattails for years outpace himWhat did he do to deserve such a cruel fate?
I'd like to think that they think he has Jonah Hill in him but you put him in a room with celebs he isn't going to gel like Jonah, they're going to quickly get annoyed of him.
>>214163266Nick's funny but he's awful at being affable and sucks at networking, the main things that determine success
>>214163266>>214163409Perfect illustration of the fact that it’s who you know and not what you know.
>>214163266on top of his laziness, he just doesn't have the demeanour for mainstream appeal. maybe in the 90s he could have found a place.
>>214163225he wooed her with his impression of a trashy Baltimore man talking about the ocean.
>DUDE WE'RE LIKE MILLENIAL DIRTBAGS LOL WE WANT FREE HEALTHCARE LOL CANCEL THE STUDENT LOANS LOL
in 20 years Stav will be playing the Penguin (but gay) in whatever Batman reboot is going on by then
>>214163225Why would you cut out the more attractive women from the picture?
>>214163553>stav>alive in 20 years
>>214159295Everyone loves will sasso
I like his movie Lets start a cult>>214163553there's already gay penguin in Gotham
>>214160154He didn't have sex until he was like 24, and it was some disgusting bar skank at his open-mic.An incel turning in to a guy who can have sex anytime he wants is close to a bullied nerd getting to wield power over people, a scary sight.
>>214163996Got I hate the word incel so much, you faggots are insufferable.
>>214164012Did my post hit close to home?I didn't even use "incel" derogatorily, retard.
>>214163266By his own admission he just doesn't want to work. Anyway, my favorite bit is the big chill 2- I just like the silly voices. How about you guys?
>>214163266It's what he wants, he hates himself so much that he doesn't even want to be liked.
>>214164058No, it's the opposite, it's used to much, people self identify with it and it's fucking cringe and retarded and sad to be honest.
>>214159295is that the guy that played Not-Costanza in the Seinfeld porno parody?
>>214159295but the breakfast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Y6YfDBmh8
>>214159295yes i am a redditor and yes i do hekkin love cumtown
>>214159399People who say this are so retarded Cumtown, especially in its prime, was the Nick Mullen show. He kept Stav and Adam around because he was insecure but comfortable with him so he was able to let loose and they would egg him on, but cumtown was still entirely Nick
>>214163266>What did he do to deserve such a cruel fate?He did nothing, and that's the problem.
>>214164121It's an accurate descriptor of a person who wants to have sex but can't, what's the issue here?
>>214163266nick would completely slide off the face of the earth if people let him. They keep begging for him to come on their podcasts and keep doing comedy. He's only willing to put up a minimum of effort in order to remind himself he's still alive
>>214163885I liked that movie too>YOU GOT RACOON TRAPPED BITCH
>>214163588zoomers here dont even know who Alicia Silverstone is and just thought that was some random non-celebrity woman
>>214164313its a self fulfilling prophecy, anons should stop calling themselves that.>>214164450I'm not older but I know who she is. She was so hot when she was young
I'm just finna say it.All of the "cumtown" guys aren't funny.
>>214159295I'm greek and I'm ashamed of "that"
>>214164594I'm half greek and I have uncles that look like that.
>>214160154When I hear him talk (lie) about sex and relationships it sounds EXACTLY like 15 year old me theorycrafting in my head how to make it seem like I get girls. I see right through it because it is me.
>>214163885>Lets start a cultwent insane looking for ending credits song, googled lyrics and the only result was some obscure forum where people are roleplaying as countries. turns out it was only released as a part of a mixtape, dont even remember how I found it
I don't care about politics. I was a great podcast.
>>214164251absloutley wrong the 15 minutes nick did solo were painfully dull/unfunny meanwhile the cumtown classico eps contain the podcasts greatest bits as further proof heres nick folding shirts in silence for an hour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxCmbYpOYjs
>>214163266The Chinese got their levenge
>>214165054nick is an absolute chinkaboo though
>>214159295Im gay
>>214165005You're braindead Nick needs them to hype him up and egg him on, he's not good on his own and his stand up is ass, but 90% of all the best and most well known bits come from Nick and it's pure cope to think otherwise
>>214165475its over 99%. Stav never really had anything to contribute on his own, ever, and adam had like three or four amusing stories that happened to him (the smokers at the club, randy the crackhead). I can't think of one example of stavros having something worthwhile to say unpromted, ever.
>>214159295People like this schlub?
Ian Fidance won
I know this place has a love/hate relationship with Adam but even he’s entertaining in a passive sort of way, and sometimes even actively. But Stav should be hanged til death.
>>214160178oh damn what's up dude?
>>214163266Nick Mullen was raped by his neighbor in the summer of '98 in Gaithersburg, Maryland
>>214159399fpbp
cumtown people are the biggest retards on earth
>>214166292I'd say MSSP-fags are worse
>>214166260
>>214164537Everything's a self fulfilling prophecy to you retards.
>>214166635>you retardswhats that supposed to mean?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_5dBn_qhxw4&pp=ygUQZnJpZW5kcyBidXQgc3Rhdg%3D%3D
Good for Adam, good for Stav. Good for Nick if this is what he wants. I think in about five years when Stav and Adams stars fade, they'll all get back together for Cum Town 2.0
>>214166543that show used to be so funny. Starting about two, maybe three years ago is has become tragic. I still listen to it because I drive around all day, and at least Matt and Shane are innately funny talking about anything, but it's a shadow of it's former self.
>>214159399Cumtown went to shit when they took out the Home Improvement intro
>>214167498dumb fake hipster opinion. It took them a while to stop just relating stories and find their voice. Nick's schizophrenic mental sketches and impressions will always be the best things from the show. Even late in the show like the end of 2021 they had the host of the two wiggers podcast/andrew yang who is from baltimore and compton from the same time.
>>214167578stav is in movies now
>>214160178>cool adam is just matisyahu
>>214163266He went the patrice route
>>214167042Damn he looks like james joyce talking about a portrait of the artist as a young fag
>child of white, European immigrants>grew up lower middle class in a shithole neighborhood in Baltimore>short, fat, ugly, balding>somehow becomes rich, famous, gets an absurd amount of hot NYC art ho pussy, and is now genuinely mainstream famous rubbing elbows with A list celebrities and rizzing them up>did all this through pure effort and grind without any nepotism or connectionsNot only should this guy be a personal hero and inspiration for everyone here, he is an honest to god genuine embodiment of the American dream.
>>214159295Honestly I like Stav's look and his personality, I think he would be a cool guy to chill with, a real bro. Probably why he made it and Nick didn't.But he just isn't funny.Nick, meanwhile, seems like he would be insufferable IRL but he is hilarious. Those prank phone calls he did as the old man years ago are funnier than anything Stav has done or will ever do.
>>214159295if it wasn't for this sentient fat laugh track 95% of the bits on cumtown would have gone nowhere
>>214160178>>214166260>>214166619why his eyes look like that
>>214163266NEET-level work ethic"I'll do it soon" soon never comes
>>214167995>the american dream went from arnold schwarzenegger to fucking stavGrim.
report eceleb threads as off topic
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
>>214160178I heard he had a tummy ache earlier, but now he's feeling cool.
Soder & Katie Nolan marriage is more exciting to me. Katie is our girl. Cool, funny, cute. Dang
>>214167995>without any nepotism or connectionsif he hadn't been attached to Nick grinding stand up forever would have never paid off. Nick had been doing stand up since he was 12 years old getting Dan Soder, David Cross, and Rich Voss on when they were getting like 45 listeners and Stav's success is directly attached to Cum Town's success. Shane Gillis would be a better example of what you're talking about.
I like stav because he seems a lot like me, a pedophile, specifically hebephile
>>214168537Report troons for announcing reports
>>214163266I dont think he cares. All he wanted form life was playstation and the freedom to say slurs
>>214168604>Shane Gillis would be a better example of what you're talking about.Matt made him
https://cmtown.org/Thank me later. Don't thank me at all I didn't make this, but it has every single episode in order and an RSS feed if you want to add that to your podcast app of choice
>>214170061aint listened to a full ep. rec me one
>>214170099Ep 138 - Cool Adam(Number 258)
>>214159557nick brings up cp and pedophilia every other episode but yea sure stav is the pedophile for uhh.. being fat and liking big tits
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8v_5ahEPag
>>214170026no. Matt was always the second mic and Shane was grinding stand up the entire time. Matt had such an existential crisis over his station in life he went back to school to be a social worker in case the bottom fell out while shane just kept grinding stand up and drinking beer. You're a retard.
>Hey everyone look at me I'm such a fat slob!>XD Look at what a fat repuslive blob of garbage I am>I really let myself go huh fellas?Die
>>214170061you can torrent the whole thing in order with the patreon episodes off archive>>214170099Scam, it's the cops!
>>214171281That site has every single episode in order. It is a million times more convenient than archive, lol
>>214171381>using a website is more convenient than just downloading it to your computer/media player/phoneit's incredible that literally only some gen x and millennials know how to use technology in any meaningful capacity.
did nick fall off the internet?? he must be embarrassed how things have gone
>>214171652The site lets you download eps, again in order (have fun figuring out when to listen to the regular eps and when to do bonus ones off your archive one I’m sure the googling is worth your time) There’s an RSS link you can put into your podcast app on your phone or computer and then get every single ep on the site on your device, you can download it all. Whether you do that on a locked system like an iPhone or an open source podcast app from GitHub or feedly reader Just accept that the site is more convenient than your convoluted bonus only archive rip, lol. At least bring up the x1337 torrent instead which this site uses. Again you can download that torrent if you want, but having an rss feed is very nice
>>214171724>figuring out when to listen to the regular eps and when to do bonus ones off your archive oneIt's the entire show in order you can download in 5 seconds. I know what an RSS link is but this show has been over for 3 years so that is entirely pointless. You look like, and actually are, a retard. You overly complicate everything and understand nothing.
>>214159295What the fuck is his problem
Libtard trash
>>214171986https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls58wQdIzBw
>>214172053is that curtis yarvin?
>>214164251hi nick
>>214159295Agreed, he was always the least funny member of cumtown
