Arthouse & ClassicsSymbolic Exchange and Death edition>Fact of the Day[Catherine Breillat] decided to become a writer and director at the age of twelve after watching Ingmar Bergman's Sawdust and Tinsel, believing she had found her "fictional body" in Harriet Andersson's character, Anna.>Question of the DayIn what film character do you really see yourself in? Previous: >>214143167
Queen of /film/ (both of them)
Queen of /film/
Down with the royalty, when the revolution starts, comrades
>>214161108Murawata from SonatineIt's -last day of summer-; niggas. Watching a western on summer is like Mariah Carey -on Christmas-.
>>214161112Why is Marie-Helene wearing that tranime cloak
>>214161262She was a member of the Akatsuki
>>214161324I googled "naruto cloak" and it told me it's called akatsuki cloak but I didn't want to write that so as not to look like a tranime watcher, thanks for the confirmation.
>>214161385I did the same, I don't watch naruto but i wanted to be accurate regardless
If your foreign arthouse film has a lead actress that looks anything like picrel, I WILL watch it sometime in the next 2-6 months.
no quarter given
>>214161556
>>214161507His blonde "screenwriter" gf buckbrocked him, "Del Toro" style it's fucking over.
>>214161108>Question of the DayBuster in Sherlock Jr. and Lisa from Letter from an Unknown Woman.
>>214161536Assayas was a terrible choice for directing this project to begin with.
I FALL FOR ITEVERY TIMEYOU INSPIREONE TRACK MINDS
>>214161556That gigabased japanese critic lmao
>>214161556TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
>>214161589>Japanese critic, independent programmer and researcher in the history of cinema (PHD in Paris III under the direction of Nicole Brenez about Philippe Garrel and his generation) based in Paris. She works as a producer for “Following the Sound” (2023) by Kyoshi Sugita and as associate producer of “Scénarios” (2024) by Jean-Luc Godard. She is also a consultant for Gionate deli Autori (2021-) and Critic’s week of Berlin (2024-) and selector of short films for Riga international festival (2022-) Would marry
>>214161689>producer of Kyoshi SugitaBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>214161741This post is spam.
>>214161837you are spam
>>214161689We all love real Nanako here.
I hope the fag who complained about costaricanon's use of punctuation is happy, look what you've done: >>214161200
>>214161108>QODLoser on the right is literally me.
>>214161977Catherine Spaak was also in a film about an absolute simp, La noia 1963
>>214162138Yes, great film about cucking, the italians loved making those. Every Damiani i've seen has been good.
>>214161689Nanananako would give my sex sesh with her the Golden Lion.
>>214162138For me is>Catherine Spaak did not get on with co-star Ugo Tognazzi from the get-go. He gave her a ride in his car after meeting her for the first time. He groped her during the drive and made her scream. He promptly kicked her out after she rejected his advances. They never spoke to each other again off camera after the groping incident.>Catherine Spaak met her future husband Fabrizio Capucci on the set of the film. He was the only male who did not hit on her on the set.
Morning Gadonbros September will be a blessed month. A Sarah Gadon movie and a Sarah Gadon series within a week of each other!
>>214162172It's also a variation on pygmailon, pretty good film.
>>214162229No one here cares lol go make your own thread.
>>214162204This one I didn't really like apart from some scenes, but it's watchable.
>>214162204>Catherine Spaak met her future husband Fabrizio Capucci on the set of the film. He was the only male who did not hit on her on the set.>Do nothing>WinBased.
Watch the kinography of Cecil B. DeMille
RIP Bruce LeeRIP Yusaku Matsuda
Jaouz.
>>214161949He was wrong as fuck; -btw-.
>>214162596Someone post the sped up gif.
>>214162264We love Sarah Gadon here.
>top 10 anime fights
>>214163007why does he slap
>>214162397one of the greatest
>>214163037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB-Pl9tJjaE
>>214163162soundstage slop
Is this the worst Venice ever?
>>214163230Filtered by artifice.
Relentless coitus with Nanako Tsukidate
>>214163293in directors big names - movies, yes
>>214163198Oh, I have seen it, didn't remember it
>>214163230the best kind, the William Cameron Menzies kind
>>214163293Yes. Sarah Gadon isnt there.
Sarah Gadon? cool.bitch ride a china dick
>>214162204>>Catherine Spaak met her future husband Fabrizio Capucci on the set of the film. He was the only male who did not hit on her on the set.Is this the Italian 4D chess?
>>214163313Us ytbois finna run a train on nana, sho-nuff
Thinking about the Brian Wilson edition. Classic.
Join us>>214162853>>214162853
>>214161108>QOTDRocky Balboa before he gets his big shot.
>>214163760I don't remember Rocky Balboa sharting himself.
>>214163784>sharting himselfIn that case I'm Nicholas Cage in Dream Scenario
>>214161108>QOTDJohn Wayne in every film he is in. I power-stance like him IRL.
getting my weekly refill of erotica from rarelust dot com
>>214163198>invents CamripBravo Lars
How do I become sophisticated cinephiles like you guys?
>>214164226You go watch the nazi shit John shared, then you come back.
>>214164226Watch Citizen Kane. It's not that complicated.
>>214164049It's Brechtian, you see
>>214164226Watch the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
>QOTDThe Swimmer in The Swimmer, Laura Palmer from Fire Walk with Me, Andrei Rublev in Andrei Rublev and the Bad Lieutenant in Bad Lieutenant. Charlotte in Antichrist too.>>214164226Watch enough movies that you develop a deep hatred for at least 3 canonical filmmakers. Nolan does not count, that's playing with house money.>>214161949Just ignore the big baby throwing his toys out of the pram.
Lowkey finna go to cannes next year
lil bro walking all over the red carpet
oh shit, nanako liked the new jarmusch
>>214164934This but highkey
>>214165173we can share a hotel room but I need my own duvet
Wtf dead ahh thread niggas hurry up I’m signing on
>>214161108Got my coffee cup number 3 in hand and ready to start posting from the top>qotdElliot Gould in The Long Goodbye
>>214165715I need my own room for the french sloots but you can come over.
>>214161262>>214161324That’s not even an Akatsuki cloak. Us niggs here are the Akatsuki
>>214161385>>214161413T b h you niggas are really sleeping on Naruto. It’s as /film/ as tranime can behttps://youtu.be/wLCJe67Uodk?si=ojXCnD54TSTD4wH5
I'm going to watch a nazi comedy and no allies can't stop me
>>214162325
>>214164756>the Bad LieutenantKeitel or Nic Cage?>>214165960Stalag 17 is pretty good.
>this is little Timmy
>>214163428Yea
>>214166094No I mean nazi as from nazi germany
>>214163526> Us ytbois finna run a train on nana, sho-nuff
>>214163965Based.
>>214163872This film sucked assBarely 5 minutes of dreaming
>>214163965Pill me wit dis shi what on there mayn?
>>214165942DBZ is the best anime of all time.
>>214166208Where did you get that picture of me?
just finished this not sure what my takeaway is yet.
>>214166095Nah this is the archetypal Timmies phenotype
>>214164226You just can't, sorry, we were born like this.
>>214166275DB > DBZ but yeah sure DB is kkang
>>214166193Hell yeah Nazi comedies
>>214166208¡Ya quisieras!
>>214166286From the based department >>214166291First half good2n half with autistic screaming bad
>>214166291Stop wasting your time with Zul, Boro is the polish expat filmmaker in France you should be watching.
>>214166323>>214166193Hell yeah Nazi comedies IN COLOR
John?
>>214166375Danke schön.
>>214166291It's so insanely ahh. Legit rape.>>214166351Real shit; the mogging is intense.>>214166321And DBGT is underrated.
>>214166368>>214166323But this one also worked as propaganda
>>214166396>DBGTWas actually my favourite as a kid, just loved the travelling from planet to planet aspect.
>>214166520Propaganda films are cringe, they're just like present day slop.
>>214166622This is just an innocent light musical-comedy with anti-semitic undertones. Actually is not going too bad.
>>214166769Literally 1940s woke desu
>>214165169Jarmusch is good usually when he isn't trolling i also like when he js trolling, i'm the only person on the planet who probably found The Dead Don't Die funny and liked Limits of Control as well Only films of his I don't like are Broken Flowers, it's just kinda drab, and Only Lovers Left Alive which feels like someone else trying to be Jarmusch (poorly) and not Jarmusch himself
>>2141667881939:^)
>>214166094Lil Harve, because I am a Catholic. I love the scene at the end when Jesus appears to him and he calls him a rat fuck and angrily asks, "Where were you?" I think I'd also react in that way. Confirmation that God was real would be horrible for me instead of joyous. Abel understands that being Catholic is a crypto-ethnicity like being a Jew is. You have to grow up in it and you don't even have to believe. I think adult converts are pure LARPers, it's like a goy deciding to become a Jew and thinking he is one because he got papers that say he is. The idea that a guy would engineer his own destruction purely just so that he can be redeemed... It's a fascinating movie. Every Catholic wants to be redeemed but you have to be bad to get it.I haven't seen the Nic one but I'm looking forward to the Miike version. My fav Herzog flick is WOYZECK. I'm writing a gender swapped remake of it. Woyzeck is a grill and instead of the family unit being broken by the cucking, it's being created by it, where Woyzeck's gf gets with a man and has a kid. I wonder if The Zog's late stage movies like his Lieutenant are anything like that dreamy 70s style, I haven't seen anything besides his docs after the 70s.
>>214166769>>214166911Zionism was a thing in 30s? I thought it was like a thing from the 50s on
>>214166956>Zionism was a thing in 30s?It was still a political movement and not a serious national ideology yet.
>>214166788>>214166911picture a söyjournalist writing a headline: "Zerlett has gone wokisch, third reich cinema es ist vorbei!">>214166956it goes as far as the 1890s lil bro
>>214166528I always saw it as the true sucessor to DB. The alien shit that they introduced in DBZ was hype, but they lost the adventure element of DB.
>>214166940Holy shit, so many trvkes in this post. I kneel.
>>214167007Agreed.
>>214166996>>214167003>>214166956In the movie was a joke about a jewish butler passing as french butler who mistook "Cynicism" with "Zionism" when talking to a jewish doctor.>Just give me the poison cabinet>You've got a lot of Zionism>I suppose you mean Cynicism>Well, that dependsAlso the main characters transvetite and I saw a midget extra briefly. This isnt' by any chance naziwoke, just anti-semitic
You guys just reminded me I downloaded Occult Forces, a Nazi-commissioned French film the director was executed for, a couple days before rarefilmm dropped that vault of propaganda on twitter kek what a coincidence
>>214167255That one was nice to check how Masonic rituals work, but not much else.
>>214167255Hitler was big into the occult; Crowley said he was a black brother. Lil bro a really, really dangerous nigga.
>>214167301Probably censored as fuck; Bimbo's Initiation is where it's at.
>>214167301My grandad's been a mason for a million years now so that probably has something to do with the perennial interest in occult forces and other real secret societies.
>>214167639films for this feel? Already watched Fight Club
>>214162229Disgusting trannylover.
>>214167717The Wall (1982) is a good one.
>>214167717Every Lynch and Kubrick joint is some secret society "revelation of the method" type shit.
>>214167820Your mom was in this one, right? BOOM!
>>214167836This never happened in Eraserhead, The Elephant Man, The Straight Story, Paths of Glory, Spartacus or Dr. Strangelove.
The streets is saying that the new Assayas is shit, dude making television ovah here.
>>214167968Assayas has been shit for a couple of decades now. Maybe longer.
>>214167991I liked the Irma Vep miniseries, sue me.
>>214164934You know who went to Cannes this year?
>>214167915Good selection.80% of Lynch's and Kubrick's joints are some secret society "revelation of the method" type shit.*>LolitaElite pedophilia>OrangeMK Ultra>JacketMore MK Ultra>ShiningDemonic possession / ancestor spirits>EWSMore elite pedophilia, secret societies, basically showing the most important aspects of right hand path spirituality in one movie>2001Black Cube of Saturn worship, AI control of humanity>LynchThis nigga was completely obsessed with ancestor spirits, specially Yama from hindu mythology. Yama appears prominently in Lost Highway, Mulholland Dr. He is the god that punishes sinners, represented by the white dude in Highway, and the hobo devil dude in Mulholland Dr. Lynch also explores themes of karma and past lives in almost all of his films, as well as the qlippoth (hell realms, observed in the transition from suburban american life to the crime underground in Blue Velvet and Inland Empire).Other Illuminati classics are Saltburn, Metropolis, The Neon Demon, Angel Heart and 90% of Polanski's jointography.
>>214166254on my granny soul i been going there for nippon pinku eiga but there's flicks from all era, normal stuff as well, mostly forgotten shit. broski got a big ass porn&erotica collection on godddd western & asian. the download system kinda weird its not torrent its one of those old mediafire type websites and u gots to pick slow download if u dont wanna pay so its 5 hours long per flick this shit blowin me gang
CRA literally just sits here 24/7 on 4chan typing retarded nonsense.
>>214168273Saltburn is just a lame ass Teorema rip off. 2/10 flick.
The Parallax View is the ultimate MK Ultra flick
for me it's The Manchurian Candidate
lil bros talking bout hollywood joints as some mk ultra revelationsu dont know anything yet u naive kids
Schizo/film/ has engaged, I see...>>214167255>>214167639I was waiting for you to show up in this thread so that you could answer the QOTD by shouting out Winslow Leach.
>>214168431The Parallax View and Three Days of The Condor were extremely boundary pushing for their exposure of parapoliticsDavid Lynch and Kubrick only dealt in non sequitur and inexactitudes, something the feeble minded cinephile loves
to the anon that rec'd this, you da real MVP
>>214168584My mind definitely goes dark like picrel whenever I watch the scene where he's on the roof watching Swan and Phoenix make out. Absolutely malevolent.
>>214168281Ah I see some rapidgator type shi I fuck wit it
recommend me some HK Category III rapekino please
>>214169096wheeeooowwww wheeoowww wheeeoooww wheeeoooowNANIGA HAIIIIIIII
>>214169069well i dont senpai. 5 hours for a nip skin vhs flick from the 90s aint it. bruh got all the 1990s/2000s classic european porn too, the one with the muzak and aristocrat setting and shiet
You guys are just too silly.
>>214169447That’s why I have aviataZ cuz I get that shit in 1080 in 5 minis but I respecc yo hustle blud
>>214169538i aint no nerdy ass seeding ass nigga on big god
>>214169621Nigga I’m sittin on 67 hit n runs. Ain’t no way I’m payin for dat shidSHEEEEEEEEEEEESH
I’m a robbin goblin ass nigga
Could you help me clear a few things up:Why did he not know where his friends house is? You think he wasn't allowed to ever visit him just because he was in the next village? Once he got there why didn't he knock or call him? Because it was late? I though maybe it was the wrong house and he gave up but he wouldn't know what it looks like.How did his parents not scold him in the end? I thought they would be furious because he came back so late and without bread too. Was it a "not mad but disappointed" type deal or to show how indifferent the parents are?What's the meaning of him staring outside the open door in the storm?
>>214168396But it's a pretty good example of a deliberate portrayal of elite ethics and ritual. You see, the elite believe in acquiring power through manipulation and strength so, through their POV, the MC of the film is a hero and a representation of Lucifer. The film is also shot beautifully.>>214168406The Manchurian Candidate, really, as anon said.>>214169764Underrated ahh card. Hand destruction literally gonna be the next thing in YGO, screencap dis shi
>>214169988the manchurian candidate is ass next to the parallax view, executive action, three days of the condor. sybau twin
>>214169988>Hand destruction literally gonna be the next thing in YGO, screencap dis shiSum shi gon down in yugisphere? I’m cookin up a hand con deck and I’ll give a hinnie hint. It involves dis shid
>>214170073Spirit Reaper combo? Gud shi>>214170047Maybe, I really don't care, I just like the aesthetics lil bro
>>214170228if u dont care shut yo bitch ass up crodie
Which AI tool do you use when you're only able to find a (foreign language) stream without subtitles?
I didnt realize that the husband was the guy from A Summer's Tale
>>214170228Yessir along with some white magical hat for extra spice
>>214170252Make me, sensually.
>>214166940>Abel understands that being Catholic is a crypto-ethnicity like being a Jew isNot really. Maybe that's an American thing, but that doesn't reflect the universal experience of being a Catholic.
>>214171351It does, it does not leave you, no matter how much of a fedora you turn into or how much you rebel against it, deep down it still informs much if not most of your thoughts and feelings.
>>214171395SHO-NUFF
>>214171395And that's the TRVKE, Ruth.
>>214171395As is true with most meaningful formative experiences. But really anyone can become a Catholic, and Catholicism has a clear emphasis on proselytism. It lacks any meaningful form of exclusion that would qualify it as crypto-ethnicity, which is the defining characteristic of Judaism and the likely reason for the two religions to split.
>>214171395Pasolini was a Catholic Atheist.
>>214171605Ferrara is currently a Catholic Buddhist kek.
>>214171605Rather Italian than Catholic...
>>214171605Salò is one of the most catholic movies of all time.
>>214171599You're not a real Catholic.>I'm what?>YOU'RE NOT A REAL CATHOLIC! The "Order of Christian Initiation of Adults", for Christ's sake? An online application? What a joke! I was subjected to gruesome images of my Lord getting tortured New French Extremity style every day of my childhood to get where I am. And you take a dip in the water and suddenly you think you're my brother? You do what I do because you're a heckin tradcath and you can quote scripture? I LIVED WITH THE GUILT OF MURDERING MY FATHER MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS! You don't slide into it like a cheap pair of robes and reap all the culture!>I thought you were proud of me for finding His light...I WAS! When you saw First Reformed and thought Ethan was literally you, I was VERY proud!>So that's it, right? Keep ol' anon down in Calvinism, he doesn't have enough baggage to be a Catholic?I know you. I know what you were, what you are. People don't change. You're Dabbling Anon! And Dabbling Anon I can handle just fine, with his "I'm going to buy a camera and become a filmmaker" phase, and his "I'm going to buy a guitar and let it collect dust in the corner after I move onto something else" phase, but Dabbling Anon with a King James is like a chimp with a machine gun! THE POPE'S LAW IS SACRED! If you abuse His words, people get hurt! This is not a game! And you HAVE to know on some level I'm right. I know you know I'm right. You know I'm right!
>>214171599Guess i mean more in a cultural sense, not ethnic sense, like how jews will be atheists but still think and act in a jewish way.
>>214172086I always felt like Chuck was a /film/ anon who viewed the law the way we view cinema and how we hate those who cheapen it.Man BCS was /film/ when that nigga was around. 2nd half of the show became slop adjacent
He defecated on the roof of a car.
>im more then a fuck hole ahh energy
I very much liked this gothic masterpiece of a film. The pacing is perfect: not a single second felt wasted.The coldness of the atmosphere, the solitude of the main characters, the distance between them partially closing through the force of habit, of domesticity... but you just know fate will be unforgiving.
>>214172709I wrote an effort post a couple months ago you could see the archive if you want
Bobby owes each and every one of us sex.
>>214172805Was surprised when he had the same bitchass voice in the new season
newblud doesn't know about breedy bobby :skull: blud thought was was talm bout king of the hill
Thot yall niggaz tokin bout mad men
>>214172086Least schitzo /film/ poster
Do you guys read books and appreciate paintings or is just movies for you guys?
If Bobby presented you with a binding and compelling legal contract that proved your significant other owed him sex, would you volunteer to replace her as the sex provider and get sexed by Bobby or would you let Bobby cuck you?
>>214172860i don fuk wit forced maymays
>>214172983>don fuk witIs this your family name, lil changy?
>>214172974Yea I fuck wit bof
>>214172974I do sum readin. I read here n ther
Fantasizing about hearing Bobby's throaty moans as I'm furiously thrusting into that tight petite body planting kisses on his neck and looking into his eyes and feeling how his muscles fight to keep you inside of him staring at his sweat running down his exposed naked beauty as I cum inside feeling him tremble underneath me
>>214173018Dis you ja nega?
>>214172153But that's because there's both ethnical and ideological dimensions to being Jewish, that exist independently of the religious one. There's certainly both cultural and religious aspects of being Catholic, but even "secular" Catholic culture is strongly tied to the religion.
>>214173057Yeah.
>>214173059I have wanted to fuck some brunette Jewish girls since grade school. I like the ones with pale skin.
>>214173075Cope you worthless little pedo worshipper you fucking pedo loving western scum
Always be pimpin.
>>214173112>Cope y-*ACK*
>>214173123There's a tattoo on Paul Newman's cock of his face, but it's a dick version of his face. The top of his head is a dick and it says "Newman's Own Cum"
>>214173083I can't say I relate because Jews are very racist where I live and don't really mix with goys. I only see Jewish chicks through the lens of American media.
WHOA FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG
>>214172974I'm actually more into paintings than movies. The tier list is as follows:>Pornography TierPorno jointsAryanimeFashion & Jewelry>J Christ TierPainterinosJointsMuzak>Allahu Akbar TierBoocsPhotograffieClassic Vidya (up to Nintendo Wii, PS3 and Xbox 360 excluded)>McBuddhism TierDancerino (C Walkin')CeramicsSculpture>Kool Aid Mustache at Heaven's Gate TierModern Vidya (PS3 / Xbox 360 onwards)Modern Anime (2011 onwards)Theatre
doodles > paintinsYA-DIG?
>>214173212see highest tierhomosex confirmed
Tranime is not /film/
>>214172974>appreciate paintingsYeah I look at pictures lmao, I have a gander at images, I peruse drawings. Lol.
>>214173018They call me Sir Timothy Smith the 3rd, professional slur caller on COD BO6.
>>214161108bergman is always so horny
>>214173212Where do TikTok rank (PS) —>kinos for this feel [picrel]Qotd Has this happened to any one else ? Man Jeets don’t counts
>>214173359Not even art; Tik Tok is arthouse.
/film/ is my masterpiece
>>214172800Can't find it. Care to repost it?Might do a Straw Dogs/Shadows of a Hot Summer double feature tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_36WTbZ5P9A&ab_channel=deepfocuslensits up
>>214173505nigga u late
>>214174000
>>214174000>>214174032From John Lurie's memoir.
>>214173212Broadway is more artistic than movies
>>214174067homosex detected
Gonzales speed status?
>>214174287I fucked all of them.
lil bro a sexual stallion
>>214169939anyone?
>same style of filmmaking from 1967 to 2023, only like one detour in 2022 >not a single short, no participations in omnibus films or series, feature after feature>immediately came into his own, no early films that are different, still "indev"Is Frederick Wiseman the most autistic filmmaker?
>>214175105>no shorts Falsehttps://letterboxd.com/film/haiku-2009/>No omnibus filmsFalsehttps://letterboxd.com/film/i-miss-sonia-henie/>No detours before 2022False, he did a filmed play earlier https://letterboxd.com/film/the-last-letter-2002/You humiliated and embarrassed yourself, never post again.
>>214175161>You humiliated and embarrassed yourself, never post again.Films for this feel?
>>214175207A Frederick Wiseman joint.
>>214175867Post Bi Gan's list.
Bi Gan's favourite films are surprisingly tame, he didn't put anything obscure here. Apichatpong tried to be an artst faggot, put a bunch if shit that less people saw than his own films, and also randomly dropped in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.https://www.bfi.org.uk/sight-and-sound/greatest-films-all-time/all-voters/gan-bi
>>214175893Top so ass that it loops back to being good
I assume Hiyao Nigyazaki BFI top 10 ain’t nothin but Lauren Bacall jointsSHEEEEEEESH
Godard's legacy utterly desecrated, spat on, shat on, violated, raped by such Reddit slop. If there's an afterlife... well he is in Hell if it's Christian, but if it isn't then it will turn to Hell anyway, his legacy is connected to his soul and after such a humiliation he is bound to eternal torture on the other side. Linklater is responsible for Godard's soul to eternally be in unimaginable pain. He is wailing but no ease shall come.
>>214176021Reminded me of the reanimated ninja army arc of Naruto
>>214175893>A Brighter Summer DayBi Gan is an enemy of asians.
>>214176006That would make it better than 90% of these director's lists.
Bi Gan more like BegoneBegone BEGONE YOU WRETCHED FOUL BEAST BEGOWWWWWN YOU EVIL WYRMBEGOOOOWWWWWNNNNNN YOU DEMON DEEEEEEMONSSS>gets slappedHuh whoa hoo hoo I needed thatSkibidi
More like Ass-ayas.
>>214176262Beavis?
>>214176215Does that also make him an enemy of cinema?
>>214176295People thought it's a Putin biopic but it's based on some pulp nonsense about a fictional Putin affiliate that's "technically" based on Vladislav Surkov and a bunch of others, but mostly is just total fiction. So it's not just globohomo propaganda, but shamelessly fictional. And the focus is basically fully on that fictional character who is not especially interesting. I assume Assayas diluted everything even more. People are saying it's an unfunny (it's supposed to be a comedy) bore with paper thin characterization. I honestly don't know how Assayas got attached to this. I mean the material isn't great but someone like Ianucci could have at least squeezed something out of it. Assayas is good when he is making broody films or semi-meta stuff like Irma Verp. This is Wasp Network all over again, he really shouldn't be trying to do something that's mainstream. Although I heard his meta COVID movie was atrocious as well.
>>214173505I saw a very cute erotic picture of her (>>213038988) posted on /tv/, anyone know where to find moar?
And I just asked myself, "what would Kanye do?", and I acted.
Death of Stalin is /film/
>>214176735>I acted.You let people fuck on your bitch?
>>214170242Such a qt
>>214177423I said "nigga Heil Hitler" to my jewish boss, then I watched my career go to shit.
Alright, so the whole idea for Stranger Than Paradise was Lurie's.
>>214177679Kek.
It's time to dddduel
This thread is genuinely fucking terrible and it’s because of one ESL piece of shit.
>>214177901The fuck you say about me Manjeet?
Yugiohposting is the nadir of /film/ forced meme cycles. All involved should die.
>>214176501>Putin biopicWho would you cast and who would direct such a thing?
>>214177946lil bro got empty jar'd
>>214177931I think he's frustrated about the flaws of the educational system in the US, kinda like a Michael Moore; documentary; or; something
>>214178033If Michael Moore died/was killed after he made Canadian Bacon, he'd be considered one of the greatest filmmakers of his time. Roger and Me is a tragic masterpiece and the only documentary of his that has aged gracefully, while Canadian Bacon is a criminally underrated period satire.
>>214178172You had me at killed.
>...and this is what we call "Sean Pony". He's sort of our unofficial mascot. Isn't he cute? Now, let me show you Nanako. You'll love her, believe me...
>>214178834Not possible. The only way to kill him is to out-fart him, which is impossible given his diet of coney islands from the greasiest (as in literal synthetic grease) of spoons in Rust Belt Michigan towns.
>>214173505Moon Zappa??
Give it to me straight, bros, is there hope for new Jarmusch after The Dead Don't Die?>>214177988>who would direct such a thing?Oliver Stone for the ultimate irony
>>214178983>Oliver StoneWho would star in such an ensemble? I'd put my money on Daniel Craig given he looks like the guy and already did picrel.
We're all an ensemble here.
>>214170242Looking Huppertesque
>>214178983>Give it to me straight, bros, is there hope for new Jarmusch after The Dead Don't Die?
>>214179969>is there hope for new Jarmusch after The Dead Don't Die?Yeah, the Putin biopic
>>214161108>In what film character do you really see yourself in?Can't say
>>214179969The commentary on The Dead Don't Die in Fallen Leaves is great, that's enough redemption for that movie for me.
>>214179969Finally our wife likes something.
>>214180258Not mine
We're all mine here.
>'fus not chumming it out>thread becomes a platform for competitive retardationRetarded or gay. Call it.
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>>214174287how bad is it?same tonal whiplash than Cheyenne Autumn?
>>214182132soundstage slop in 19 fucking 65, very bad
>>214175893team Apichatpong! Rose Hobart and Quick Billy are both great
>>214182195>muh soundstage
What did he do
>>214182518The Chess Players is kino too.
>>214181686We need a new thread already.
Quas run the Voodoo Down, I do the Pharaoh's DancePlus we drink the Bitches Brew, living with the Spanish KeyI'll meet you in the Sanctuary, I'm taking out my shovel
>>214182696oh nice, I'll make a note to check it post-haste>>214182924one of my favourite albums mwah
>>214182924Where's John McLaughlin when you need the man?
>>214177679That movie was absolute dogshit
Holy fuck she was fucking beautiful
https://www.reuters.com/en/director-jim-jarmusch-says-corporate-financing-dirty-worried-about-mubi-2025-08-31/Based 1980's New York Boomer
>>214183752I see better looking women at the supermarket all the time.
>>214184346She cute :(
>>214184415Sure, but nothing to go crazy over. I literally just arrived home from buying groceries and some of the chicks I saw mog her hard.
>>214184453Post someone we should go crazy over.
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>>214184611Beloved and acclaimed British director Sarah Gavron
>>214184650Touché.
>>214184650Don't look at me like that. YOU should be embarrassed. YOU'RE the one wearing pajamas outside!
Make the next thread a Jarmuschian edition, please!>>214184650This is true.
>>214184842Okay.
>>214184885Don't do that.
>>214184974Maybe I will, maybe I won't.My bake is ready to go either way.
>>214184979Very Jarmuschian way to go about things
>>214184974Okay.
I've finally seen all the digital Storaro flickstime to go back to his Muhammed movie (shot in 35mm)
bake comin
>>214161108>QOTDAny film starring the Canadian actor Ryan Gosling. Get it? Because he's literally me! Haha! It's like the meme on /tv/ - Television & Film! We pretend the guy who only plays one note autists because he can't actually act is just like us, when really he's married and has kids and shares none of our views or dispositions whatsoever.
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