>You want me to be your little wifey?
I could save her.
What is having a wife like? I think it would be nice to have someone you can kiss and cuddle with whenever you want.
>>214164187lol...
the lighting and angle really help her look less ugly here
Was he a simp?
>>214164209>Hahaha look how pathetic this guy is living in a 8 rooms two floors house with a 7/10 hot blonde
>>214164217if you have to ask its overhes a giga simp and if you act like him you will have -10 charisma to womenhes a beta fantasy character for sure and women will be like "omg be like him! id fuck him!" they wont. they dont.
>>214164239yes those are things and having them doesnt make you any less patheticid rather eat glass than be like him nigger shes not even a 7/10...
>>214164239Every blonde is a 10/10 by default.
Do pretty women understand the deep psychological power they have over men?
>>214164131>Whats your heritage? Its hard to tell
>>214164284>t. unfuckable blonde or desperate non white>>214164289only unconsciously, even feminist academics are clueless to explain their own desires and behavior, perhaps moreso even
>>214164131She's ugly in a way that irrationally angers me. She's like snoopy with a brain injury.
>>214164131Mikey is so beautiful bros...
>>214164365lmaooooo snoopy looking ass
>>214164367based>>214164365cringe
>>214164131
>>214164365stay mad bitch
I’ve conducted a lot of psychological experiments on sex workers. They’re actually pretty fun and great participants. Eventually if they know you’ll feed them and won’t vivisect them they go along with anything and won’t even charge. Way better than rats. I believe you could turn one into a house wife, but why would you want to? They’re people, sure. They’re nice, some of them are even charming, but so are regular women that don’t have 4 and 5 figure body counts.
>>214164412based
>>214164239He's a servant in his own house.
>>214164365>causes psychic damage to chuds
>>214164392>cringeHere we see the modern beta male. Simping for an actress who would be too ugly to get roles 20 years ago.
>>214164469He’s married and therefore an actual adult. He’s a big boy, all grown up. Unlike you man child pussies.
>>214164500being a slave makes you grown up ah what a powerful trick that worked on your big boy brain...lmao
>>214164209Brandon LaBelle was never funny.There, I said it.
>>214164500>are you man enough to do what you're told?Female trickery 101
>>214164538why do they think they get to define what a man isarrogant cunts
>>214164131Actually, no, sorry. It's just you aren't very attractive, is all. In fact you're really weird looking. Please put on your clothes and leave.
>>214164403uncanny
>>214164187It's great until she gets old and fat and your waifus get younger and younger.
tfw no jew gf to playfully abuse but sincerely love
>>214164618POT OF GREED
>>214164289Every single pretty woman you've ever come across is fully aware of it, and they will deny it until the moment they hit the wall
>>214164131She really is offensively ugly.
>>214164131Actually you saying that gave me the ick pls do a go die>>214164289YesThey flip the fuck out when it doesn't work on me and calling me gay also gets no reactionI'd say something about it being satisfying but it's just unnervingTend to your executive function, anons
>>214164239One room for each bvll his wifey brings home every night
It's pronounced "WAIFU" you stupid WHORE.
>>214164131kys shill
>>214164209I get it, she's completely retarded and he has to do all this. What a lad.
>>214164500Yea you're bored
>>214164500tiny hands wrote this
>>214164217Yes, he's the very definition of simp. The actual old school definition of simp before social media/zoomers got ahold of it.One of the reasons she cried at the end is because she realized she was giving him a pity fuck. If they hadn't had the conversation about him not wanting to rape her she legit would have claimed rape the next day, that's how much of a turn off his behavior is for women.
>>214164365Someone explain the Snoopy thing. Please.
>>214166958they think her nose is too big or doesn't fit her face or whatever, it's no an uncommon nick name for people with big noses. e.g. Snoop Dogg being named after Snoopy.
If you're thinkin' you're too cool to boogieBoy, oh boy, have I got news for youEverybody here tonight must boogieLet me tell ya, you are no exception to the rule
>>214166101then he is truly living his best life and we should all be so lucky
I've been seeing an escort for 2 years and we've joked about marrying, she's cute and swallows my cum. I do actually think I could marry her
>>214167395don't
