Ben Affleck explaining the internet to Jay and Silent Bob.
terrible scenereddit before reddit existedok movie tho
Jesus christ watching this scene on jewtube is making me have a full flashback to the early 2000s when the internet still "felt" like late 90s/early 00s internet. I can remember the exact feeling of going to websites and forums. So different from how the internet feels now. Now it feels like this giant sprawling bland tepid thing but also everything and inescapable since it's on phones and in everyone's pocket and in the air. Back then it felt like, I don't even know, it felt like the real world was real, real life was the main event and then you could sit down at a computer if you wanted and go on this "inter-net."
>>214166823Actually, the internet feels smaller than ever. It feels like advanced cable TV the way it's now consolidated and pretty much syndicated. The world may not be flat, but the internet sure as hell is.
>>214166906That's what I meant when I said it feels bland and tepid, it's "everywhere" but just in a way that smothers things. I swear to fucking god even being outside felt more real before the internet and smartphones spread and infected everything. It's like the air and trees were realer because your mind didn't instinctively know in the background that they're just part of some sprawling faggot chatroom that has encompassed all life.
>>214166986damn bro this is hitting me
>>214166986It's called the hyper reality. >Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
>>214166717Ben Affleck having the problems with Islam explained at him
>>214166717Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them in their stupid asses.
>>214167259They're fucking clown shoes.
>>214166717He's explaining AICN, which was /tv/ before /tv/ existed. It's sad it died and is all gone now. I remember when Bruce Willis got outed there and then everyone went back and read all his posts and he was the most cringe Fake Tough Guy boomer imaginable.>Yeah, I don't swear or kill people in this entry, but you want to see the baddest, most exciting Bruce on screen so far? Then be there opening weekend and show me...uh...him the love. If anyone wants to talk shit on this internet thing, then back it up and come say it my...uh...his face. My name is not Bruce and I hate every single one of you faggots.
>>214167389>There is a nonzero chance Bruce Willis himself was making the "Bruce Willis has dementia" threads
>>214167478Bruce Willis
>>214166823Hard disagree mate. We used to have so many sites for so many things, now what do we have? Like 5? Youtube, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and whatever niche you're into tends to be the general use of the internet as most people forget that streaming services are also websites. The internet has more content, sure, but its all moving in the same direction, it's bland as fuck and boring. It's not amde for the fun of it, it's made to gain likes, views or money. The days of wild abandon and fun are gone. It's boring now.
>>214166986Sounds like low thyroid and dopamine and excess serotonin.
>>214166986I think you just haven't been outside enough, brother. Not to put that in the typical despairing way of calling you something mean, or w/e.
>>214166717Was kevin smith always a fag who was just good at hiding it? Or was he actually cool at one point.
>>214168177The real Kevin Smith died of a heart attack. What you're seeing is a prototype clone or android that isn't perfected, which is why he's always crying and having weird outbursts such as ranting about his wife's shitter/taint.
>Movie shitting on AICN>You now realize CreepyThinMan has been posting the same retarded shit since the late 1990s25+ years of FACT!!! posting. I wonder if this how he imagined it would be, when he was a little kid.
