What the fuck was his problem?
Rich Evans understood the assignment and his lists are great. Jays lists are always worthless because he's such a terminally online piece of shit.
>>214166742He had a good point tho, plus the it's his personal list
>plus the it's his personal list
>>214166842This nigga ranked The Ward and Memoirs of an Invisible Man over it. He’s retarded.
>>214166884>>214166891Get off 4chan dot org, Mike
>>214166742That's not even as outrageous as Dark Star being last. You have to be a soulless human being not to enjoy that to some degree.
>>214166742Why is their opinion on movies so revered here? Won't watch them or any of the other critic fags, I can form my own thoughts on whether I want to watch something or not
Pick your fighter
>>214167219I have thei hairline of Jay but look like Rich
>>214166742Not liking Escape from L.A means you can't think for yourself, the only bad part of that film is the CGI.It's better than They Live.
>>214167219>>214167334Escape from LA getting knocked by these pseuds tells you all you need to know about the movies rep.
My list is better1. The Thing2. They Live3. The Fog4. Big Trouble in Little Chine6. Christine7. In the Mouth of Madness8. Escape from New York9. Prince of Darkness10. Starman11. Vampires12. Assault on Precinct 1313. The Ward14. Ghosts of Mars15. Escape from LA16. Dark Star17. Memoirs of an Invisible Man18. Halloween
I wonder why they bothered making Ghosts of Mars
>>214167185Wow, what a special boy.
>>214167421Keep replying to yourself, you'll make people see that irredeemable piece of shit under a new light soon.
>>214167499Thanks :)
>>214167526>not a single argument for why it's badHi Jay/Rich
Where will they put in their Joe Dante list?
>>214166742Halloween inspired a genre of cheap disposable movies because it is a cheap disposable movie.
>>214167603don't forget that they're also aimed at teenagers.
>>214167219Jay is closer to my opinion, I guess. They both overrate Big Trouble and Starman and underrate The Fog and Prince of Darkness... particularly severe with Rich.That being said, this anon >>214167447 is even closer. Just swap Assault with Big Trouble and swap Halloween with Starman1. The Thing2. They Live3. The Fog4. Assault on Precinct 136. Christine7. In the Mouth of Madness8. Escape from New York9. Prince of Darkness10. Halloween11. Vampires12. Big Trouble in Little China13. The Ward14. Ghosts of Mars15. Escape from LA16. Dark Star17. Memoirs of an Invisible Man18. Starman
>>214167591It'll be next on Rich Evans list. Jay will have it in his top 3 but seem to like it less than Rich.
what the fuck were they thinking making an episode on Joe Dante? the guy had a really inconsistent filmography
>>214167703An excuse to talk about Gremlins and Matinee I would guess
>>214166742He looks sick, is he ok?
No matter the order, most of Carpenters output was great and a testament to his directing skills... that and working with small, tight budgets in his early career.
>>214167703Only his last three movies are quite dire. The rest are all varied and fun.
>>214166742she didn't take the knife TWICE. it's a terrible movie.
>>214166742Its almost like, and this is completely crazy, opinions... Are..opinions...Fucking weird as fuck.
>>214167808When having opinions is your job you should probably be decent at it at least.
>>214166742Halloween is a boring movie that's hard carried by the memorable theme song.
All three of these are legitimate contenders for the greatest movie ever madeI have a hard time really treasuring Halloween because like Citizen Kane it's overshadowed by all the later films that used the conventions it invented. I can't honestly argue any Friday the 13th is better than Halloween as a piece of filmmaking but I do like Jason Voorhees better than Michael Myers so what am I gonna do
>>214166742Halloween blows.This was one of the few instances where Rich was right. The other time was when he said that marbled steak tastes so good specifically because it has fat in it, and therefore you wouldn't want to eat a lean sports star, you'd want someone with a bit of fat on them like Shaq.
>>214168542You're a faggot
>>214167219Both lists missing SOMEONE'S WATCHING OVER ME and BODY BAGS
Halloween is a great movie, it becoming a shitty sequel franchise ruined its reputation
report eceleb threads as off topic.
>>214166742What a retard, Prince of Darkness is top 3 Carpenter or at least top 5.
>>214167334>It's better than They Live.It really isn’t but it’s a good movie, nowhere near as bad as its reputation.
>>214166813I respect when someone like Rich ranks based of his geniune enjoyment of them as opposed to what is the most common opinion (even when I don't agree.) I have a friend that spouts film twitter takes verbatim and it really grinds my gears
>>214166742he's a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus
Escape from New York is extremely boring I really do not get the love for it.
>>214167219Ive seen less than half of them. I guess jay because the thing is definitely the best. Rewatched little china and it was way stupider than I remembered in a bad way
big trouble in little china is absurd in popularity, it feels like a parody
halloween is boring and overrated
>>214166742He's Rich Evans.
>>214167219I didnt like Big Trouble in Little China
L. A. is better than N.Y., Little China is overrated as fuck.
Rich showing impeccable taste, as per usual. Is there anything this man can't do?
>>214172471>L. A. is better than N.Y.
>>214167219>in the mouth of madness at 11both are shit
>>214169664It started the entire Metal Gear franchise
>>214166742If you watch the video, he explains his decision and ranking for each of the movies, you dumb fuck
>>214167219I was confused they put both In the Mouth of Madness as 11 and that Jay didn't like Vampires more
>>214167219Jay is literally and figuratively me.
The Thing's great. Don't get me wrong, but Escape From NY is my favorite.
>>214167219>big troubleKino>the thingBoring>christineDidn't watch>starmanBoring>they liveMeh>escape from nyKino>memoirsBoring>vampiresKino>assaultMeh>the wardDidn't watch>mouth of madnessGIGAKINO>halloweenBoring>villageKino>prince of darknessGIGAKINO>the fogKino>ghosts of marsCrino>escape from laBoring>dark starR*ddit
>>214166742Didn't realize there were so many contrarians that disliked Halloween.
>>214172699You date black men too?
I'm watching now and had to pause it:what's the odds that Joe Rogan bought the Rosebud sled in order to gift it to Stephen Root?
>>214172803I pick this guy
>>214166742I don't care for halloween
>>214167219i've seen most of these movies, some i remember fondly, but dont care to rank them because i havent seen them since i was a kid and i wouldnt subject myself to watching them again as a middle age man because that would be fucking retarded and embarassing.
>>214166742you made me think part 2 of the gremlins guy was out you fraud!
>>214172803>prince of darkness and mouth of madness are gigakinomy nigger right here
>>214166742He was based for this, though. Halloween is an overrated piece of shit and Jay is the ultimate cuck for sucking it off like the cattle he is.
>>214167526another filtered retard
>>214166742Based richHalloween is overrated
best John Carpenter score?
>>214172803>the thing>Boringstopped reading right there mr no taste.
>>214175823>1. VampiresLOL. its an entertaining movie but it feels like ti was written when John was much younger and those actors are way to old to be playing those types of characters.
Lemask yoll sumin les VAMPIRES overrated now cuz of nu Blu-ray or did you niggaz always like it
>>214169567people who's favorite movies are the same safe choices are the lamest motherfuckers
>>214176348I'm pretty pedestrian in my tastes myself, but one movie that everyone endlessly loves is Lost in Translation and I think it's just cringe shit
>>214167887Friday the 13th Part 4 is the best at a slasher movie still trying to be scary, and Part 6 is peak fun slasher movie.
>>214167219i've tried to watch Big Trouble in Little China like 3 separate times now and can never get into it
>>214172616You're saying that like it's a good thing.
>>214172872It's been decades so we've all had time to watch it repeatedly and realise "this movie is stupid".
>>214176592It's the ""wacky asian movie"" for people too stupid to just watch actual hong kong movies.
Jay - "The male nudity scenes were great, but those creepy parts where the women go topless? That was so awkward." And he sings the word "awk-waa-aard" in a high-pitched voice while doing air quotes.
>>214166742>adjusts his placements to lower the Ward and bump up Vampires>Halloween’s placement doesn’t changeI kekedHow did you know I just watched this today OP
>>214167268
>>214177896A daring synthesis
>>214166742>talks badly about women
>>214167219>1.The Thing>2.Big Trouble in Little China>3.Halloween>4.Starman>5.They Live>6.Escape From NY>7.Assault on Precinct 13>8.Memories of an Invisible Man>9.Escape from LA>10.Prince of Darkness>11.The Fog>12.Christine>13.In the Mouth of Madness>14.Dark Star>15.Village of the Damned>16.Vampires>17.The Ward>18.Ghosts of MarsJay for sure has the better list and Rich is off.
>>214169664It's ok, but it's a very "of the time" movie, whereas I could watch Escape from LA and enjoy it for what it is. The latter is also helped by that 90's film crispness that you don't get anymore.
>>214169664is the metal gear movie. some people like that stuff. same with the thing. is a master price but I know a lot of people that just discard it because how icky is. I con't care becase I know a lot of people are not fan of horror or movies with only a few action scenes.
>>214179070>A daring synthesisthat's just george lucas then
>>214180154Also think of this, in 1981 when the movie came out, about 15% of the US population was within an hour of NY. The movie is very much a spin on possible future of a city that's hugely different now. Things people could be aware of for having actually been to NY.
Ghosts of Mars is absolute KINO and I refuse to hear anything negative about it
>>214176348If my favorite movie was a "safe choice" I wouldn't care and still say it's my favorite movie. But I also don't mind shitting on supposed "masterpieces" that are actually trash like Stalker.
Daily reminder Mike said Tommy Wiseau is an ugly man. Tommy is a literal Adonis compared to Mike.
>>214177896Looks familiar
>>214166742He's a 70 year old man with type 2 diabetes that's been in and out of the hospital for the past 15 years, what do you want from him man
rich evans is /tv/'s beautiful boy and he always will be.
