HOH: KeanuNoms: Mickey, Morgan, VinceVeto: Morganpreviously on /bb/ >>214165727
I'd eat lauren's poop
vince's funeral is in motion
The way reddit cries for Rachel to cancel the plan is so funny, they're like children
FAFO
>let me confirm my votes and if i got em>let me fuck around and find out
man if they actually get her to not mention it to the hags that’d be nuts
Morgan is going to go guarantee her votes tonight, and if she gets them, she says she's willing to fuck around and find out tomorrow.
>yes morgan! use the veto on me! america will love this move!
>>214170269MORGOYOU CAN'T GUARANTEE SHIT YOU IDIOT
Pure Keano
>>214170253PLEASE GROD
I hate I'm getting my hopes up for this
>>214170277based
>>214170309right now is exactly how I was feeling thinking Vinny was putting Rachel as renom last week so I'm starting to temper my expectations
>>214170309Just enjoy that the plan has even gotten this far. So far this is as entertaining as Tyler's "Scottie is my best friend" scheme in BB20.
>AND THEN I TOLD HER I'D PUT UP LAUREN AS THE RENOM!!!
>>214170309I appreciate them even trying.
rachel will shut this down and tell morgan keanu is lying then rachel and keanu will fight
4 MINS
morgan with a deep man burp
>if there was a doubt in my mind I wouldn’t let you do itbased weasel
>>214170370yes, production wants footage of them considering it and then BB Legend Rachel Reilly saves the day yet again
She would stay tho
>>214170370sounds like kino is back on the menu
>>214170370AND THEN HE PUTS UP RACHEL!
>>214170410if this actually works, Vinny will be a budget-Dan to me which is the biggest compliment I could give him
JULIE LOOKIN GOOD
>>214170447this was hatched by Keanu tho.
>>214170447whos idea was it originally? vince or keanu?
Don't ever tell this plan to Kelley
ava is grod’s self insert and will be delivered safely to final 2
>vince getting his two number 1s to use the veto on him while he's on the blockthis is why tyler had the right idea. just make a ton of final 2s
Keanu: Ava we need your voteAva: can you really work with a hairy armpitted and legged Jew?Keanu: How about a friend?Ava: Aye, I can do that
lot of Keanu in the previously ons this week
shut the fuck up feedfags
morgan buzzed off that white claw
>>214170410He is such a dirty weasel only caring about saving himself I have no choice but to stan
>final 10>only 4 weeks How the fuck are they gonna do that?
>>214170472to use the veto on vince? morgan
>she’s actually considering it
BASED KELDOG
>I got bitches quaking
LAUREN GETS FIRST DR!
Morgan said to cam she doesn't know what to do. Holy fuck, I can't believe she has even begun to consider this fucking insane plan
KEANU IS TELLING LAUREN AND KELLEYDUMBFUCK
>>214170523
>>214170560lauren “spooky fingers” domingue
needless Ava DR wtf stop pushing her
that weasel caused lauren to cry
>>214170472Keanu thinks it was his idea, Morgan hers, but Vinnie has been planting those seeds since Morgan won.
>>214170567Lauren already knew, idk if Kelley did though
>>214170567he should tell lauren he's lying about putting her up just incase she hears about it
Kelley is inevitable
HOES MAD, I REPEATHOES MAD!
lauren doesnt believe keanu, she thinks she is the one getting playedCUTE
>>214170631That kinda helps the acting part
>>214170617oh ok
Lauren might have to put her acting hat on
KING KEANU
Kelly bros.... we got this
that’s the group (complimentary)
>rachel doesnt want you in jury cause you waited so long to decide on using the veto>i told her i was considering it the minute i won it
Kelley is gonna fuck this up
>>214170251
>>214170691tasty lauren group
>>214170695true
>>214170711Hundo p You don’t tell that retard anything of substance- I can tell she’s itching to be put up instead like a retard
>>214170711lauren and kelley will discuss it and ava will be "sleeping" and hear itkek what was lauren doing? did she move away from them so she could fart?
frenemies ;_;
laurens gotta rip ass
>>214170753*softly poots*
>>214170753lauren is a good woman
>>214170695Maybe it's a cultural shift, but I appreciate "bitch" being normalized again as a harmless word especially with this cast.
Survivor is yuppie horseshit.
kek is anyone even watching the episode?
>survivor is always evolving Every season has been the same since 41
>>214170788are you bitches conspiring against me?
the sea ment
>>214170795I am since I have a life and no time for feeds
>>214170695TRVKE
>>214170795as an east coaster I can just watch it first thing in the morning so I don't miss feeds during airing, while hgs are sleeping tomorrow morning
>>214170753*QUICKLY RUNS BEHIND HER AND DROPS TO KNEES*
>>214170795yes
>>214170801There's an all returnee season 50 and one of the nu-Survivor players wins. If I still cared and this was like three years ago I'd have been so mad
>>214170788Only women are allowed to say it.If a man says it, it's misogyny
who is running the house?
>>214170868I remember when we used to get to watch them see these pre HOH things on the feeds
Papa Dementia
nice, production didn't let rachel cheat in HOH this time around
WON'T HAS EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE
lauren big smart
Morgan is about to talk to the hags, we'll see if she gets swayed back
LETS FUCKING GO KINO INBOUND
THE JUDGES BTFO
oh please someone cap that smug keanu nod
Judgescucks...
mental comps are inherently racist y'all
HIS REIGN WAS INEVITABLE
>tfw tomorrow is a holiday so I get to relax and watch the veto meeting fallout
>>214171000>KEANU REY SOTO>REY IS SPANISH FOR KING
meanwhile on the feeds morgan is thinking out the move by doing m&ms by herself
Morgan has the M&Ms out by herself contemplating on using the veto on Vinny. Please, in Grod I trust, let the plan work
>>214171059This is one time I want production to step in and encourage it
Block Buddies <3
"It is insane the clear easy option is to use the veto on Vinny" holy fuck anons it may actually happen LETS FUCKING GO
>kelley
>keanu really did all this to get vince to himselfkek
>>214171103bros before hoes ALWAYS
>>214171103
>I come from a generation where we stuck with our people, we didn't backstab So glad that shitty era is over
Keanu Rachel sexual tension is crazy
>>214171122C U T E
>>214170661ILoveLauren!
>>214171103>>214171122
>>214171087Grod about to do the veto ceremony at 7am tomorrow
>>214171122
>>214171078>production helping evict a buddy LOL
Morgan and Vinny bout to tell Won't the Lauren plan. Was fun while it lasted but now all the Judges will know about it
Why didn't you fags say the episode was live
THE HUG EDIT HAHAHAHA
>>214171011it won't be on feeds. tune into bb unlocked!
>>214171126>back in my day, our HoH competitions were 15 miles, uphill, both ways, in the snow
>>214171189it’s on every sunday at the same time bro
groveling weasel edit
>>214171201lol do u have an entry in your calendar app for big brother?
Vince is such a slimy weasel
>>214171218no just a good memory
>>214171184He said he love it kek, and will wont tell shit about everything
>I know Vince by now. He messes up, cries about it and I forgive him. Not this time.
Vince confirmed KWABoty?
>>214171126what the fuck is she talking about? people backstabbed each other all the time back then.
>>214171184>>214171237if keanu pushes the whole appeasing the house with putting lauren up angle, i could see all the judges buying. except rachel, she'll probably know its bullshit
>>214171237>and will wont tell shit about everythingOur nickname for him makes this sentence confusing
i love a big brother player who’s not above begging to stay
>>214171258AND WE LOVED IT
>>214171251could be morgan tomorrow
>>214170955wtf why did they close the yard so early for that? there isnt even an elaborate background its just the booth in the yard
Huge kino move possibly happening and reddit hates it
>>214171237Missed that so must've been during a Pluto ad. Will is also always mirroring everyone so could be that, then he could tell Ashley who may call out how insane it would be for both Morgan to not use the veto on herself and Keanu to even think about putting up Lauren
>>214171258she never really played regular BB to be honestBB12 it was her and Brandon vs the houseBB13 was her and Brandon and other vets vs the newbies, it was also duos twist for most of the season so they didn't even have to think about pawns, just throw the duo on the block and evict one of them
>>214171247glad he's not falling for it again
>>214171315>Ashley who may call out how insane it would be for both Morgan to not use the veto on herself and Keanu to even think about putting up Laurenbut morgan would know that its about building a core 4 group that ashley wouldnt know about
Please God I don't ask for much. Please let it happen.
desu lauren is the perfect ally for keanu. he can say and do whatever he wants and she will just nod along kek
>>214171304Imagine not being excited about unexpected plans and backstabs happening. Isn't this supposed to be a TV show that entertains people? Redditfags stay being faggots
>>214171304Because a buddy will go home.
frenemies <3
WHEN ARE KEANU AND RACHEL FUCKING?
morgon is a footf*g
vince talking about watching enzo on the live feeds on bb22
>>214171304I remember them absolutely seething about Kyle blowing up the Leftovers in BB24, the only interesting move on that shit season
kelsey look away!
>>214171361I liked watching him and tyla before the triple eviction
>I feel like I've played like a weasel
VINCE IS MY GUYFUCK KELSEYLET'S GO
>>214171361That explains why he was doing that mirroring technique in the early game.
>>214171387i like it when they explain how the feeds work to the non feed watchers
>>214171409>>214171431kino foreshadowing for her saving him with the veto
>>214171370The Kyle eviction still makes my blood boil. Fucking faggot Michael ruined everything. And the timing of his reveal was so obvious, he didn't bring it up when it happened, but only weeks later when one of his allies was in danger. And that wimp Matt should have stood his ground and said nominating Kyle is not best for my game right now, if you don't like what he said then you take him out when you have power.
>>214171361>>214171387enzo was fun, he would've been running this house
The more and more Morgan talks about this plan, the more excited I get thinking she'll actually use the veto on Lauren. I'm prepared to be disappointed regardless but man this is giving me a little hope
>>214171471THAS WHAT IM SAYIN
>>214171492protecc your man, that's it yo
>>214171492the fact Keanu calls it The Lauren Plan (TLP) makes me think the bb gods will ensure it will go through
>Morgan telling Vince that Keanu might put up Ashley if she does this and Vince defending Keanu that he'd never do thatLET'S GO
>>214171492eh, morgan saying to vince its still the same if he puts up lauren even if she takes herself downkeanu gets both of them and gains favor with rachelim thinking its not happening
>>214171523based snake
>>214171492You mean Vince right?But yeah, I have zero hope that this plan is going to work, but it would be so fucking funny if it did. Keanu has proven me wrong before. I hope he does it again.
>>214171523I love you weasel
Just realized that Ava "Pearl" is short for Perlman
>>214171531i feel like the producers might actually nudge it in the direction of making it happen. i know they like to protect the buddies but it would make for a legendary couple of episodes if it works
it's over morgan shutting it down
They're showing the uncomfortably long hugs
you guys would be throwing shit at the screen if this was happening to someone you like
convince her with a kiss vinny
just win yo
quick give her another white claw
>the editors throwing in all the hugging in this episodebased
>>214171584yeah like three so far in this episode
>>214171586absolutely
>>214171596wonder if the producers seriously dislike vinny with the edit he's getting
>vinny will lose the season because he was unwilling to cheat on his gfjust like Dr Will in All Stars
>>214171586well duh. there are people watching who are pissed because they don't like vince. this is just big brother
based production laying foundation for the Kelsey appearance Jerry Springer style
>>214171548Ava (((Pearl)))
HOLY BBKINOI LOVE KEANU
Did we have a Wont edit or did I miss it
king shit
>Labor Day shout outWhy?
>>214171641We figured out ava and morgon are jews week 1
CHARCUTERIE mention
Have a safe Labor Day yall
>>214171668he had one dr during the hoh comp i think
>>214171688Yeah, have they even done this sorta shoutout before?
vince needs to stick by her until the veto ceremony tomorrow
>>214171548ov vey what are you implying there guy
>random Labor Day shoutout>random Nashville Christmas specialwtf is happening
>Kelley: None of them have been physical. >Kelley: There was the ropes. There was the balls.>Kelley: Jimmy said twos a coincidence, threes a pattern. and now seven is not a coincidence. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756682341402033.mp4Confirmed Kelley has been blessed by the sevens.
did morgan already spill to mickey about the plan?
>>214171714Vinny needs to bring out the tears like crazy tonight. Bring up how she chose him over Zach and now he may be gone this week or some shit, just pull on her heart strings like the weasel you are Vincenzo
>>214171726>file name
>>214171620will did cheat
>>214171773shouldn't have waited until jury house
Literally the one person Morgan shouldn't tell about this plan is Ropes
>>214171791no he cheated in housethey had a deal with production to keep the cameras off of them
>>214171809i just tuned in, did she actually tell her about using the veto on vince and lauren going up?
>>214171827I haven't caught it, I'm assuming Morgan just said she told Keanu about putting up Lauren to gain favour in the house for the better of his game (which is retarded)
>>214170213How was the episodes, fellas?
>>214171892only caught the 2nd half after keanu won HoH but it was cool seeing the weasel edit and scramble
>>214171892worth it for the keanu segments
>>214171892They cut out the M&Ms, terrible
>>214171892I love Ava. She is so quirky and wholesome every time she has a DR during an episode. I wish that she had more screentime. I feel like production is really missing on the fact that they have a really member of the house that they are sleeping on,
>>214171726>you want a deal for final 2?>why would i take you to final 3?>convince me why i should take you to final 4
The part that gives me hope of this plan working is Rachael will rather keep Ashley safe than Morgan and Mickey. She could be baited by the thought of Lauren being put up
>>214171934falseflags used to be believable...
>>214171689No shit
>>214171945production is going to coach her to be all in and then give her credit
just noticed Keanu’s job in the DR is listed as “dungeon master”
>>214171826dr will didn't fuck or kiss janelle, retard. thats literally the reason why he lost the game. if janelle voted to evict erika he would have had janelle or boogie take him to final 2. janelle evicted dr will because she was scorn from the hot tub moment were dr will refused to kiss her
>>214172004sucks has a big huge thread documenting the whole thing, faggotgo read it and then apologize
ava telling papa wont she is voting to keep ashley
>>214171757>inb4 5 am crying sesh
>>214172040thats a shame. stil a lot of time till thursday though
>>214172030they fucked in the jury house, keep coping
lauren
>>214172140https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/survivorsucks/looks-like-will-s-gf-erin-brody-has-dumped-him-t10114.html
>>214172160
Lauren eating and eating
>>214172140Janelle was in the jury house for what, a day?
>>214172160she's waddling around the kitchen right nowava just showed her how to make some sort of chick fil a sauce (bbq sauce and honey mustard)
>>214172140janelle didn't even go to jury house in bb7
>>214172207uh yeah she did. you're thinking of modern big brother were 3rd place gets evicted live & just goes to the sound stage. old big brother they went to the jury house for a few days and they all questioned the jurors for a segment thats filmed before finale night
>>214172207Back in the day, the jury actually stayed in the jury house to watch the final 2 pitches and discuss them. It wasn't always live at the studio
problem, hags?
>>214172258>>214172270janelle was third place and was in hotel sequester for a day or two before the jury round table
>>214172280YOU WILL PUT UP LAUREN
>>214172313oh no the slop is making the angel angry
Ava picking her butt
Grodner brainwashing Morgan right now
>>214172367Morgon is in the bathroom
>>214172367Grodner would be retarded to stop such a potential legendary moment
Reminder that slop is oatmeal
>>214172313
What if the big brother winner was decided by jury having 1 vote, the jury leader (someone based like Will or Dan) having 1 vote and America also having 1 vote? This way you can play other playstyles that don't require you to kiss ass to jury members all season, and people with playstyles that would be more entertaining to the audience have a better chance of winning.
>>214172421It's not oatmeal. Look up "meal" in a definition and come back to me. Should I show you whole corn kernels and tell you that it is corn meal? Should I boil corn kernels and tell you that it's grits? No, I shouldn't. I respect the meaning of the words I use.
What if the big brother winner was decided by the biggest cock?
Ashley shut that plan down immediately
>>214172477That guy spams "slop is oatmeal" at least once or twice a day
>>214172497it’s the shitty screencapper fag and one of his shitty memes he tries to force.
>>214172482vince wins lol
>>214172497It isn't spam. It is pertinent to the conversation that is on the feeds.
>>214172482Kelley wins these
Why is Morgan blabbing the plan to everyone? Is she stupid?
>>214172534She wants support from her allies so it's easier to tell Vince no, but yes.
>>214172195shes still growing
>>214172534>Is she stupid?
>>214172534Morgan blabs to almost everyone with any new info. I don't know why keeping some info is hard for these retards
I'll never have faith in this show if production doesn't ensure that veto is used on Vince
Morgan Keanu Convo in HoHhttps://streamable.com/s5i2t4seems kinda mute to post it now that the plan is basically dead but whatevs
>Ashley is telling Morgan that she can’t use the veto on Vince, because they can’t trust Keanu to actually nominate LaurenAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lauren said last night she thinks she needs to lose weight :(
>>214172575Zach was the last person to not immediately blab, then he told Morgan, and then he went home
>>214172607morgan will somehow convince herself that this "move" totally makes sense for keanu's game and he would never lie to her
>>214171892keanu was kino in it
>>214172607Keanu & Vince need Kelley/Lauren to talk block Morgan whenever she's talking to someone black
The fact that morgan had to get second/third opinions on this stupid fucking plan is so embarrassing
>>214172607This was always going to happen. Would've loved to see the plan actually go through but it was always a longshot, especially with Morgan always needing to talk to 5 million different people whenever she gets any new info.Atleast I can (hopefully) look forward to Mickey/Ashley leaving this week
>>214172632how she isn't completely sketched out not only by keanu but also vince is beyond me
bb twitter crashing out
vince will reassure her it’s the right thing to do later tonight don’t worry
>post yfw Keanu swears on the bible he'll renom Lauren
>>214172648this was /bb/ last week
>>214172651Which part of the bible is he swearing on?
>>214172649Doubt it even with full Vinny mist action unfortunately
>>214172648I hate that cunt she always shows up in my feed saying the dumbest shit
>>214172651
>morgan gets up and tells ashely she needs to go to the DR and vent about this>i just want to save everybodymaybe the DR can work some magic
>>214172700>morgan this could be an america’s favorite player type of move don’t you think?
>>214172516Watch the f-bombs. You're also obsessed
>>214172646The way Vince pretended to grapple with the plan should be suspicious even for Morgan's intelligence
>>214172648I've blocked maybe 400 BB accounts this year and I still see these types of tweets
Either way, Keanu getting AFP is solidified. Get fucked Will, you lazy ass do-nothing Nbomb
>>214172700Grod asks her how it felt when Zach was evicted by her hands, then hits her with a "Wouldn't it feel even worse if the man you chose over Zach were to also go home this week thanks to you not using the veto on him? I'm sure Lauren would use it on him."IN GROD I TRUST
>>214172737nobody likes you btw
>>214172771they're not giving keanu afp with rachel in the housebe serious
>>214172775I believe. Give her the edibles
>>214172790casuals find her annoying
>>214172790production doesn't care/need too. they already gave her a huge stipend like cirie to come back. rachel is always way to polarizing to the casuals to ever win afp
>>214172790Just like cirie right?
Ashley: I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored.Kelley: Then go clean something.
>>214172764All that from just Ava's left ear
wait...Morgan might actually use it on Vince? what the fuck happened
>>214172903shes got to protect her man
uh oh
>>214172781Why is that?
>>214172903Ashley shot it down? what changed??DR pysopping???
>>214172903obv not
Big Brother Studying ASMR
>>214172926She's practicing dates
Is Keanu black?
>>214172932>Morgan: I'm gonna go vent in the DR. I'm just trying to figure out how to save everyone. This is how I felt with Zach vs Vince. Honestly, it's mainly cause you're about to touch the block. I mean, I love Mickey, but...nothing changed but she's still conflicted enough that maybe DR and another keanu/vince misting can have her waver again
Morgan is gonna do it
cory was literally dying in the house
>>214173038yummy mommy
ava just mentioned marky mark and the funky bunch, shame she didn't yell VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT
lollipop for lauren!
>>214173211
>Morgan to Morgan: It’s insane that the clear obvious option is to use the veto on Vinnyhttps://x.com/TheBigBroTea/status/1962312450763825545
>>214173229oh yeah vince just needs to butter her up more tonight and she’ll do it
>>214173229
>>214172775
>>214173229Between Vince, Grod, and Keanu there's no way Morgan saves herself
>>214173272nah
Does Vince know keanu is going to double cross?
>>214173348yes
>>214173269lel
>>214173348Yup, Vince helped Keanu come up with the plan
>>214173348Yes
>>214173269i'm really gonna miss her man
>>214173380lewd
>>214173394
vince you damn well morgan isn’t cooking you and lauren food if this goes through
>>214173417vince will just play it off like he's blindsided too though. keanu is fine with taking all the blowback
>>214173417i'm sure they can make their own grilled cheese
>>214173348>>214173365kek, thanks, might be in for an all-timer
did vince walk away hiding his erection?
>>214173229>>214173269with angela in the wednesday episode, it'd be peak cinema
morgan came out of DR. seemed pretty happy
>>214173481nvm the poor baby was just cold
>>214173499Grodner made a deal
Morgan is wearing Vinces shirt. we are so close bros
I would want morgan to win the blockbuster still though, mickey or ashley can leave idc who
>>214173538thisdying for it actually with her winning hohi want blood
yeah morgan aint using it on vince. she is saying if he wants to work with them (vince morgan) he should just put up lauren if morgan comes down
>>214173538samesies
How does Ashley's argument make any sense?>don't use the veto on Vince, because he'll put me upHe's gonna put you up whether Morgan uses the veto on herself or Vince, Ashley
>>214173472
morgan pushing back, get to work vince
don't do it morgo
Ashley just doesn't want to go home, Morgan should clock she's afraid
NEW>>214173628>>214173628>>214173628>>214173628>>214173628
kekmorgan is thinking its a master plan by keanu. she is totally sus'd
>>214173538Any of the 3 can go and I'd be happy but having Morgan not use the veto on herself, lose blockbuster and then get evicted before jury would be absolute cinema