Cuck Simps editionPrevious: >>214148427
Kolobos.
abigail > m3gan
watching this
>just got my flu shot and having a chill weekend watching possession and ordered a deep dish pie. relaxing until the fever blows overAh yes, le tripled vaxxed a24 slop enjoyer
Does anyone remember this old horror blog where the guy would review a movie, give it a rating, and then post photos of all the cute girls in the film to wrap things up?
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>>214170514I look like and say this.
>>214170520Sounds like a simp loser. I wouldn’t know.
>>214170520need this but with all the armpit shots
>>214170548Grim. Dont google what the girl on left looks like today.
>>214170575Sauce? Context?
>the best serial killer movies of all time>half of them are slasher filmsI dunno, this sounds wrong
>pissjeets spamming times have changed and we barely overlaphallelujah >>214170455sick poster
>>214170810>tubi originalHahahaha... no
ah got ya senpai
>>214170814Yeah it's kind of like music genres, I don't think a Xenomorph is a serial killer even though they kill people one after the other.I guess I think of them as films where the killer is the MC
>>214170895Me on the left>>214170664Don't look in the mirror and see what you look like today.
>>214170929I look like this
>>214170976No, you look like this
>>214170995LOL
>>214170929>Don't look in the mirror and see what you look like today.
She looks like a trans killer now
>>214171042wtf it looks like a mask
Incidents in Ghostland: Ghostland 2
>>214171042>Daddy! Mommy! Un-make me, and save me from the hell of living!
>He's 'ame'eeting
>>214171067> Isabella Adjani on the set of Incidents in Ghostland: Ghostland 2
>>21417029610/10 edition.
>>214171102LMFAO
Posts that are samejeeted glow like phosphorus to every anon in the thread yet still he does it. Pathetic.
>>214171102How hard is it for an actress to not look totally busted past 50. Seriously.
Should I bother?
>he's reposting hindi tiktoks nowA new low, honestly. Self-parody.
>>214171295Maybe if it has nudity
>>214171310kek
>>214171310>hfw when you tell her youre unvaxxed
>>214171342I hate cumbrains so much
>>214171295Ok, 10 minutes into this film and it's fucking awful.>91% poz on RTThis is the last time I even check the ratings on that site
>>214171367We're all vaxxed and boosted out the wazoo here though. All waifus bite their lips when I walk past in my "I just got my 9th booster" t-shirt.
>>214168642>I, MadmanIt's not bad. Very odd plot but it's got a bit of vintage stop-motion.
bought my ticket for Toxie tonight. tired as hell already today so going to Jack myself up on caffeine.
>>214171485>"Every woman is starting to look like Jessica Harper to me now," remarked Harembro.
>>214171485more horror tomboys
>>214171520u gonna fall asleep
>>214171485same actress??
>>214171372Cumbrains are low iq
>>214171666Smile 3 can't come soon enough. They better not screw it up.
>>214171758Her body is too..thick
>>214171767What are you, a fag or something?
>>214171786He isnt wrong.
There are two witches inside of us
>>214171821What does adding a scene like this contribute to the plot?
>>214171821(You) are a jeet that lusts after shirtless Christian Bale
Thread Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4F3g2XtkKI
>>214171858I liked it. Good movie sar.
>>214171858So people like you can promote the film by making gifs and webms of it.
>>214172039kek. simp btfo
>>214172039I didn't make that webm.
'imp thread'imp board'imp site
>>214170296Would be such a kino album cover.
This thread is weird.
Parker Finn is the best millennial director so far. Would rather watch Smile 2 over Hereditary or The Lighthouse.
>>214171821She is below mid. Hollywood magic is wild.
Simplobos.
>>214172243I'd like to invade her body and snatch if you know what i mean if you catch my drift.
Last week was the season finale of the Institute?
>>214172384YesI didn't like it compared to the rest of the episodes.
>>214172407
>>214172407Try Into the Night
>>214172243Sisters?
Really Good>SuspiriaGood>Cat o Nine TailsDecent>Deep Red (Extended Cut)>InfernoWhat Argento should I watch next
Together was pretty good >>214172192I haven't really liked his movies after it but The Lighthouse is genuinely great. Smile 2 was pretty good >>214172572Phenomena
>>214172572Tenebrae, Phenomena, Opera
>>214172572Tenebrae unless you’ve seen it already
/filmhor/
Tenebrae is fun because it's a totally normal movie for like 90% of the time
>>214172572Tenebre + Opera.
>>214172580It was ok, I felt like hitting the fast-forward button for most of it because it was one of those films that's mainly about the tension of the inevitable. Or just padded for time depending on how you see it. Nice milkers though.
>>214170296Who is the superior Scream King- Sam Neill or Nicolas Cage?
>>214172739shut up
>expecting kino>dialogue starts and I realize they're bri'ishnot AGAIN
>>214172739You sound like you spend a lot of time on tiktok
>>214172815How about Patrick Wilson?
when people talk about body snatchers being an insanely good movie are they talking about the 70s or 50s one
>>214172572Phenomena is the most fun. Tenebrae too.
>>214173176Both
>>214173205Yes
>>214171295the kerning of the poster is enough to put me off
'lobos?
>>214172815Cage, I like Sam Neil but I don't really think his horror roles are iconic he just happens to be in good horror films. Cage has roles where he's the only one I can imagine playing it. >>214173073None of his horror roles are iconic. The role he's best known for is Ed Warren which looks and acts nothing like the real guy, has no memorable lines and doesn't carry a scene. He should get praised for making otherwise irredeemable dogshit movies like Insidious 2 tolerable with his playing it straight despite the script being one of the worst things ever made Warren-style possession (just watch a recent episode of Ghost Adventures where Zak pretends to be possessed, it's the same thing he learned from Lorraine) but those aren't iconic roles. Patrick Wilson is also known for actually serious and good roles too.
Bout to watch Poughkeepsie Tapes since I'm in the mood for some found-footage/mockumentary horror tonight. Will I find it enjoyable anons?
>>214173239Yeah, do not waste a single second of your life on it. I couldn't get through more than 20 minutes.
>None of his horror roles are iconic
>>214170520Arrow in the Head used to do something like that before it became soulless. Maybe Dr. Gore's Movie Reviews?
>>214173304It's decent yeah. The girl I keep in my basement didn't enjoy it.
>>214171295No, you can only have one witch.
>his horror roles are not iconic
Horror movies don't scare me.
>>214173292Look at what you've done, you've triggered the autist. Do you know how many holes he's about to put in the dryboard?
Anyone watching the new korean horror tv show titled Twelve?
>>214173482This one?
>>214173292>looks and acts nothing like the real guyWhich is good. Fuck those hacks, they should have abandoned the idea of them after the first one.
>>214173532Yeah. For some reason, the start of ep 1 is giving me 30 Coins vibes.
>>214173532Stop talking to yourself, it's embarrassing.
>>214173553Don Lee huh. He has been in a lot of good Korean thrillers.
>>214173627He is the Korean star of recent times so I am glad to see him in a horror show.
>>214173607What makes you think he is talking to himself? Honestly curious
>>214173663He also has a horror movie that just came out.
>>214173476Must be demonic forces
>>214173717Holy Night: Demon Hunters (Korean: 거룩한 밤: 데몬 헌터스) is a 2025 South Korean action horror film.
>>214173738I havent seem that one yet as I am not always in the mood to read subtitles.
>>214173425You forgot to include the other shot. Hershey was right there sm h
>>214172572You should watch Mother of Tears then put it in the really good tier to be a contrarian. You should also only rank Deep Red and Tenebre decent.
>>214173777Bruh she looks like she was left in the woods for days
>>214173795h-hot
>>214173777Hair so brittle.
>deep redfeel like the LGBTQ+ crowd overrates it
What's trending with /hor/? I have yet to catch up on some Channel Zero but what else is good that anons have been talking about? I like From, any From niggas about?
>>214173964You must be a big fan then lol.
>>214173991>Fromlol.
>>214173991Trending>the Institute >Together>Weapons
>>214173964Those two aren't my favorites because they're just really straightforward giallos compared to some of his others that are higher concept and have more layers than detective/reporter chasing black gloved mystery killer. But other people like those the most, so I don't know.
>>214174052What is /hor/ looking forward to?
>>214174074>the Conjuring>Vhs
>>214173991Channel Zero 1-3 were great when I watched them a little after they came out. Then I was excited for s4, but s4 was all black people so I skipped it.
I watched a good few horrors today, and none of them were great, but some of them were good...Descendent (2025) - alien paranoia, not badMidnight (2021) - Korean movie about a serial killer blatantly stalking a deaf girl. Good stuffThe Home (2025) - not even Pete Davidson can ruin this for me, like a poor man's Society
>>214174147Midnight was good yeah Korean thriller.
>>214174147I am not watching anything with that beast in it. Or anything adam driver. I figured out why casted him in Star Wars. It was because Star Wars was woke so they had to cast an ugly girl and then also an ugly guy.
>>214173991Missing Child Videotape we're all on the dark web dark-googling it
>>214174211>I figured out why casted him in Star Wars. saaaaar
>>214174236Timmy cant stop thinking about Indians. Grim.
>>214174236Kek, you made lil prakesh seethe.
>>214174147>Silence kills Is that why girls never stop speaking
>>214174147Also watched...My Little EyeVersusSketchAll very good too
>>214174302Versus is at the top of my watch list.
>>214174536Had the pleasure of seeing this at a horror movie festival when it was released. It doesn't disappoint
>>214174506i liked the bell and string room from this
>>214173964I always felt it was a bit overrated, but then I saw the shorter export cut which I think really improves the pacing and made me appreciate it much more
>>214173532This guy was in Train to Busan or do they all look that similar
What's a classic horror I should watch tonight?
>>214175080Yeah, some foreign horror tv shows are legit
>>214175340I noticed that in foreign movies or shows, even if they have a bit of woke, it is totally off to side. Like for genuine diversity points unlike American movies where the wokeness is on every single scene.
What is the best Jason mask?
statistically speaking Im sure at least a few actors have banged fans they met on cons, right? do you think me and carly beth could make that list bigger?
>>214175473part 3 is the best hockey mask because it just looks like a hockey mask. I think I'm against most franchise fans in that I think FvJ is the best zombie Jason look.
why is this bitch introduced in suspiria and then she never comes back in the movie?
>>214175473Part VII is kino
>>214175523If they're at a horror con, then for the right price
I watched The Substance last night, was kino. About to check out Nosferatu
>>21417547385.
>>214175473Thoughts on bringing back sackhead Jason?
>>214175817Are you new to Argento?
>>214175891Nosferatu is estrogenic
>>214175922awesome, I'll watch it twice
I tried showing Nosferatu to my mom but she made fun of it when they played north american bird noises when it's supposed to take place in germany
>>214175969kek
>>214175817cast as many attractive women as possible, it's the Italian horror premise
>>2141754731982 OG
>>214175938Seriously the movie literally starts with a girl acting hysterical within the first 3 seconds.
>>214175817The actress that played Olga said she believes her character was directly involved with the coven.
>>214176039I saw it and I could barely finish; barely paid attention. The movie was catered to women.
>>214175917I watched Deep Red, Phenomena, Crystal Plumage, and Suspiria. There is a lot of retarded stuff that doesn't make sense but I guess the whole allure is that it's retarded and it doesn't make sense.
>>214176055Pretty obvious it is a chick flick once you get to the end especially with the cuckolding themes.
>>214176043does her actress play a lead role in any good movies? Also in suspria there's like 2 guys at the very end who explain the whole thing in extreme detail and they're like "well yea that's just what goes on in there."
>>214176065Think of it as dream logic.
>>214175080I am on episode 7 of this show. It is pretty good.
>>214176065They make perfect sense.
>>214176083Lynch said something similar. Not sure many of my dreams would make for kino but maybe I need to start a dream journal to lucid dream more.
Pulse presents hell as "right now forever" but every moment lasts forever and all of time is an illusion.
new thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGH_16SICL0
they really should have released Toxie like 8 years ago, called it Toxic Man. made people think it was run of the mill capeshit.
>>214176971Nietzsche one wrote about a being that comes to you after death, and tells you that you'll live your life over and over again in eternity, and that to some it will be an angel, and others a demon
>>214177409that's what i thought toxic avenger was. found out about it around the time the avenger released so my initial thoughts were that it was a knock off superhero film
Thoughts on They Look Like People?I just finished it.
>>214178681good schizo horror
>>214178710Very schizo lol Why did you mention this movie here before?
>>214178710Why did you not mention this movie here before?
>>214178853>>214178823people rarely talk about stuff that's good, even more so when it's obscure
just got out of Toxie. way funnier than I thought it'd be, made me laugh multiple times. Mixed bag but overall good times. Was best when it felt like Troma like the fight at the end.
>>214178923was surprised to see so many good actors besides just dinklageweird seeing a troma film of all things receive this amount of care
>>214178862There are those here who watch a bunch obscure movies. It is okay, always recommend good movies
>>214178862I feel you man. This place is just an endless 80’s circlejerk. Total non-horror general.
>>214178948Yeah probably gonna bomb horrifically but that's how it goes. Makes a difference though, Bacon and Woods were perfect. Dinklage was decent but the mask was too much, should have gone for a lighter approach to see more of his face. Black chick was average.
>>214178998There are horror discussions here but mostly mainstream slop.
>>214178948I really wanna see the budget.
>>214177787surely someone has the rights to reboot this
>>214171105always get confused between her and sally field.
>>214171845No, there aren't.Lose weight, fat faggot.
>>214179037imdb says it's 200 million but they don't list a source and no other website seem to mention itmarketing budget was 5 million though. which they smartly used to not actually market the movie but to erase medical debt
>>214179120kek no way. I'd guess maybe 25m just cuz Troma knows how to save cash. That medical debt thing is probably good marketing though cuz it's a ruse for libs. Basically they buy cheap debt from insurance agencies who think they can't collect it. Has a crazy ratio so was probably like 100k.
I need some good family horror recomendation for Halloween. a bit of fun, a bit of grotesque, a bit of cheese... can you help please?>inb4 hurr durr serbienfilm vomit dolls
We Go On. Anyone seen this? Has a very good creepy scene.
>>214179170Hatchet
>>214175254He was.
>>214179170gremlinsghouliescrittersC.H.U.D.
>>214179176Kino even if it falls apart as it goes. Perfect setup. Same director as YellowBrickRoad and Something Something Witch House.
>>214174506ending was extremely lame.
>>214179220Cool. Almost like Possession of Michael King
>>214179170Deadstream TCM 2WNUF
>>214172572The Bird with the Crystal PlumageTenebrePhenomena
for tonight, what should i watch ? pearlred roomsmemories of murder
>>214179543I get the feeling you'll enjoy Red Rooms
>>214179543Watch A Record of Sweet Murder instead
>>214173457WATCH OUT GUYS, WE'VE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
>>214179176>creepy sceneyou mean kino scene?
>>214173457you're probably 17
Check out director Isaac Rodriguez movies on tubi. horror.
>>214180567>horror.so, no Tamale Season :(
>>214180211The Ice Cream Melting Man
>>214180567Check out Lowlifes on Tubi
this is basically neighbor horror
>>214179078Understandable.
>>214179755Interesting premise and story but the main korean character was such a fag that I was rooting for the japanese couple instead. They really fucked up casting that little sissy.
>>214181307>As BestasBest 2022 film
>>214170520The Horror Club?
Morning Fixbros
John Carpenter's Vampires was not as good as I remembered. I think the script failed the movie more than anything.
>>214182617there are way better vampire westerns out there
Haven't done this in a couple of weeks. It's time for my pointless, brief thoughts on what I just watched.>I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)Just like the majority of modern slashers, it's not bad, but not good. It's just a carbon copy of all the others, meaning it's very safe & sterile. It's amazing that a 48-year-old Sarah Michelle Gellar absolutely nuclear mogged the shit out of the main cast women. The most striking thing was just how better looking the main cast from the original was in comparison. Does Hollywood hate attractive actors, or are zoomers just uglier? Anyway, I did laugh at the "get on a boat and go to the Bahamas" exchange. The eating scene after the hospital was EXCRUCIATING to watch. Some of the worst dialog I've ever heard in a real budget movie.>I Joined A CultFF #204. Not even horror, which I expected given the title and setup. Just a drama-thriller. Didn't like it, but it's watchable.>The Glenarma TapesFF #205. A bit disjointed, especially at the end. Still liked it, but it's a 5-5.5/10. The actual horror part in the woods was good, but it gets dragged down with the family drama beforehand and the post woods scenes not being as good.
>>214182661Like what? Serious question.
>>214177787Awesome advertisement, but weren't the Fox cuts hilariously censored?
>>214182690nta but there's from dusk til dawn and near dark
>>214174095I always forget V/H/S is a yearly thing now, then always get excited to watch the newest one, and always leave more disappointed than satisfied. Is there anything particularly promising about this year's installment?
Carburetors, man. That's what life is all about.
>>214174052Are any of these actually good, or just critically acclaimed?
>>214183477Nope. Sarah Gadon isn't in any of them.
So whats you guys favorite example of a porn star transitioning to a proper horror film actress? Seems to happen weirdly often.
>>214183798What the fuck is that thing?
>>214183798>transitioning
>>214183798I prefer the opposite myself
>>214182809Near Dark is good. From Dusk Til Dawn is insufferable hoodrat emulation in a way that makes Vampires look like pure cinema.
I was pleasantly surprised to find out this was more for the established fanbase than trying to attract a new audience.
Fuck you to the faggot that recommended Horror In The High Desert, what a waste of a reveal.
>>214183004Looks to be Halloween themed which is probably based
yo this is heatstraight up littyno cap fr fr
>>214185549>from the twisted mind of some incel Asian
>>214185549'ick
good movie
>>214185849
This can work as a live-action remake, it even has multi-nationality casting for woke points (Just change the chink main guy with a white guy, nobody believes in a strong chinese actor) and make the ending a slight different They are all infected, so at the end the spaceship lands on the planet, the door opens, and their space suits are empty
>>214185647it's very "hello fellow kids"
>>214185937Detention was fantastic though
This is the best horror movie of the year.
>>214185907Needs a 1080p release instead.
>>214186251The dog film will be better
>>214184311The first half is a kino crime film though, it's not irredeemable. Personally I just don't like the shitty CGI when the vampires show up.
>>214186044it was ok. this, however, would've benefited greatly if the story was removed altogether and it was just the ick going through the town like the blob
Haven't watched anything for the past 6 months, what have been the best horror flicks of 2025?
>>214187185
>>214187240I don't trust anything that got buzz at Cannes at face value
>>214187240>french slop with a bunch of arab looking names in the main cast I'll pass
>>214187261it's written and directed by the same person who did titane and raw
>>214187285Never saw either
>>214177227GOLLY JEEPERS WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE PEEPERS
Any above average, non-zogged anthologies released recently?
>>214187483[chair clattering]
>>214187284This
>>214170296test
>>214183004Last years VHS was the best ever. it
>>214187185>Else>Together>FD Bloodlines
>Shiver Me TimbersOh great, another Popeye horror movie. The other two weren't good, guess I'll have to watch this soon as hope for the best.
>>214188577Off the top of my head, it was an overall better package than most of the other Shudder entries, but better than 1 and 2, I'm not so certain.
>>214188577V/H/S and V/H/S 2 were near goddamn masterpieces. Everything that followed has been varying degrees of trash.
someone compared this to "The Visit" but the plot ended up being totally different from what I thought which made it way more interestingfun watch
Anyone else here love Ghosthouse?
>>214189363DON'T Visit Grandma
>>214189385The Italian one? It left an impression on me
>>214188983>>214189215Idk about that. I can try watching them again but I remember they were disappointing when I saw them at release and only the newest one impressed me immensely immediately.
>>214182801Yeah but that's how I remember watching it back in the day not on HBO
>>214189584YES. Thanks for the based webm
I started watching Lake Mungo right before work. I have 20 minutes left, because my shift was starting, kek. NOBODY SPOIL IT FOR ME.Also, happy bleh
>>214189584is she pouring boiling water into plastic cups?
>>214189363Shyamalan can't really go wrong. I don't care about critics. I fuck and spit on critics and marketeers.
>>214189910You have good taste then
>>214172572>What Argento should I watch nextHis best movie.
>>214187240>>214187261But how long was the standing ovation
>>21419043412 minutes
>>214190434Long enough to question if it was fake or not
>>214190288I guess. Sometimes I forget studios make slop to satisfy mainstream tastes.
>there's 6 Whispering Corridor movieswhat the hell I've only seen Memento Moriare the rest good?
>>214190487Same as mainstream pop music. It is content for the low denominator.
Remember back in the late 90s/early 00s, when horror got a much needed dose of original and foreign horror films?We had the New French Extremity as one example. It was Asian horror that kind of swept the genre upGetting American remakes left, right and centre. Some as soon as a year after the original was releasedI think that was a nice time for horror cinema
>>214190645haven't seen the humming yet but personally i'd rate memento mori as the worst one of the 5 i watched
>>214190432BASED
>>214190694James Wan revitalized horror and gave it a bump up for sure. By early 2000s, the 90s era movies were fading. Then James Wan came and gave us a new Saw movie every year. Then gems like Dead Silence came out and we were definitely back in business. Paranormal Activity helped save the 2000s too. Then by 2010, we were getting fatigued, then BAM! James Wan does it againThe Conjuring AND Insidious. And after that, as they say, the rest is His Story (James Wan’s)
Important films of 2000s>Saw 1 2004 James Wan>Dead Silence 2007 James Wan>Paranormal Activity 2007>Insidious 2010 James Wan>the Conjuring 2013 James WanPretty much what we have in horror today is still riding on the wave of James Wan.
>>214191110Those films dominated for almost 3 decades now and helped shape horror history.
>>214190949>Not mentioning M Night's good period
Notable 2000s mentions>Sinister>the GrudgeAny other anons that actually enjoy horror, feel free to add to this list
>>214191185Yeah, I will give him a horror credit. He leans toward thriller but definitely still horror. He didnt revitalize or do anything James Wan did. M Night is actual evelated slop post Signs.
>>214191110I'd say that Hostel was important, as it was the poster child for the entire "torture porn" (still hate this bullshit term) era.
Pls stop effort postingU making us look bad
>>214191248Nah The Village was good>>214191195Sinister is great but you probably mean something that came out in the 00s like Slither
>>214191320i'm still kind of mad eli roth has a career but at least we got midnight meat train.
>>214191320Hostel? Was garbage. No one liked it. That was trash.
Does anyone have any ideas for the next bread? I'm at a loss...
>>214191338Bro, we talking about like top horror atm. Slither is definitely below what we just mentioned. Slither was good. You failed the test. >which of these items do not belong?
>>214191378Roth has a solid couple of movies. I still have no fucking clue why or how he ended up doing the Borderlands movie.>>214191391This is completely false. You're either being disingenuous, are retarded, or just hate Eli Roth.
>>214191421Yeah, its not that Slither was bad, it is just on a different tier with what we were discussing.
>>214191421>Slither not in top horror>Needs two decades to count as oneYou don't deserve Splinter either which is also in the 00s
>>214191454i only really vaguely liked the green inferno sequel/reboot(??) thing just because i like that setting. i haven't watched thanksgiving yet.
>>214191525Fucking zoomers legit killed Thanksgiving. If it wasn't for them, it would have been a better movie with more gore and some nudity.
*Sigh All the butt hurt fags come out.
>>214191549>>214191549>>214191549
>>214175473The NES one
I love Jessica Harper
