He objectively looks better now
>>214171792whatever you say, simon
Because its real pizza with real ingredients
>>214171792Looks like the guy who does the bingo night on holidays and flirts with all the old English women at the hotel
>>214171792
Why did he turn indian?Was he bitten by a werejeet or something
>>214171792God im so glad im not white
>>214171792He looks like he’s experienced all the wars at once.
This guy could use some expert advice from Simon
>>214171792Looks like a before-and-after shot of those skin-lightening creams they sell in India, only reversed.
>>214171792Genuinely spooky.
>>214171792He looks brown and retarded
>>214171792Has plastic surgery gotten worse over time or was it always this shit?
>>214172332It depends on how far you go with it, especially botox.
>>214171792wtf you smoking, he looks like a fucking pajeet now!
>>214171851>werejeetsounds like a new movie idea, lets write it
>>214171792Why did he turn brown?
>>214171792In my subjective opinion he doesn't, but in my objective opinion he doest. youtube essayist
My friend works for a talent agency in LA and he fucked Simon Cowell in the ass in 2010 after a party in Burbank
Why did he do it?
Why did he do it?Catcha: 8VAX8
>>214172441He’s back! We all know he can shapeshift
>>214172481Why are you friends with homosexuals
>>214172481That doesn’t sound like a legit talent agency
>>214172662Is that really him? he was like a 9/10 chad. the fuck is wrong with people
>>214171925This looks edited. He looks rough but not that bad
>>214172609>>214172662He answered the call.
>>214172684i dunno, anon, everyone always has to mess with a good thing
>>214171792saw a funny memeleft pic:>listening to the song normallysecond pic:>when the heavy riff kicks inor something like that i am paraphrasing, gave me a hearty lel
>>214172609team america puppet
>>214171792he looks drunker, that's for damn sure
>>214171792>mfw before>mfw after I go to the island of that guy who made McAffe antivirusprogramm and get to hang out with Barbalonian sluts who are under the influence of some mystery drug that makes them masturbate fourteen hours a day
>>214172332I've heard the first few usually turn out great if you have a good doctor but they get addicted and eventually bog themselves
>>214171792he looks like he gets a thrill from huffing dog farts from fresh out the anus
>>214172609Trust the Science.
>>214172609>ring ring>ring ring>ring ring>*click*>hello?
>>214171792>looks better now
>>214171925>went from looking like an early 20s lesbian to a late 30s lesbianbleak
>>214172684Apparently he needed reconstructive surgery after he broke his jaw and either overcompensated or got addicted to it.
>>214171925>>214173117>went from looking like late 30s Ellen Degeneres to a 50 yr old meth addicted Cole MacGrathAbsolutely grim.
>>214171792>when you already nutted and she keeps succing
>>214172662damn he just stopped giving a fuck after filming the claw
>>214173249someone post the webm of him at the tennis match sitting with olivia munn looking absolutely hammered and bogged
>>214172747>>214172662I still don't know why she did it. She was literally propose, marry, settle down and have 2 kids and spend the rest of your life in a loving marriage-tier and she just fucking destroyed her face for absolutely no reason at all. These people have to be getting paid to do this or blackmailed or something this shit makes 0 fucking sense.Like if you're some ugly fuck like Carrot Top or something it totally makes sense to completely try to fuck your face like this in an attempt to unfuck yourself...but if you're a legit 8 or 9 out of 10, WHY fucking destroy your shit like that? For what fucking purpose? I can live with the shitty ass implants and breast implants because worst case scenario you can get that fixed but once you fuck up your face that's it, it's game over. No amount of surgeries is going to unfuck you.
>>214171792Go to bed, Simon.
>>214172418This. There is plastic surgery and then there is plastic surgery addiction. It's the addicts that end up bogged.
It's like Michael Jackson but in reverse
>>214171792he looks like one of those skinwalker creatures in those indie horror survival video games that show up to your house late at night and ask to be let in
>>214173504hollywood is full of evil jealous hags that make pretty girls feel ugly by bullying, psychologically and emotionally abusing them
>>214173819>completely absolving these pretty girls of any accountability in the matterhas it ever occurred to you that they get so drawn to hollywood in the first place because they themselves are vain?
>>214173954yes it has, the two aren't mutually exclusive, and I didn't do what your green text says
>>214173983>and I didn't do what your green text saysI based that on the direct content on the post, I cannot surmise any additional thoughts anon has on the matter if anon never posts it
>>214172705>He looks rough but not that badHe's been on a years long stimulants binge. He looks fucking horrible.
>>214172609Profound emotional illness leading to drastic behavioral traits.
white people are so desperate to look black.
>>214173249he became ezra miller
>>214172609someone posted an interview on this board recently of Zac Efron and some other guy who made reference to plastic surgery and mockingly gestured to Efron after doing so. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>214171792he looks less capable of delivering mean insults to singers, but that's because he looks incapable of speaking or moving at all
>>214171792Simon changing. Do you see?
>>214174668We are all witness to a Great Becoming.
>>214172662He answered the call, he had no choice.
>>214174335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1HnnzmKmII&t=36s
>>214171792He became Mexican?
>>214174930>>214171792>that smileHis eyes are completely dead but he's fake-smiling (like mr beast) because he wants to show off his 200 thousand dollar fake teeth that look fucking stupid because the rest of his face is falling apart.
>>214171792Hotel? Trivago.
>>214171792Choose your fighter
>>214172662the torch is to be passed soon....
>>214172683Catching is a talent
someone must be held responsible
wow he looks thirty years younger, money well spent.You'd expect a pop producer who specialises in the crafting of public image to know better.
>>214171817Nah, just seasoned
how much those theets cost? must be shining in dark
>>214177472simon had those chiclets drilled into his fat head haha. id be embarrassed going out looking like that
>>214174930Terrifying
>>214171792He looks easy to draw
>>214171851>werejeet
>>214172609>>214172662Is this real?
>>214174668>Red Dragon
>>214177188>bogs die>celebs start bogging out en masse at an unprecedented rate... the seal was broken upon their deaths... we had no idea what horrors they held at bay... at least they finally made it to bogdonograd
>>214171792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIuhLCGZR0QHis Top Gear appearance got so funny after he bogged himself.Also he wasn't even aging better than Clarkson, he was just more handsome so he looked better sure, but he looked just as old.
>>214171792I’ve been watching AGT this season and he looks nowhere near as bad as he does in those photos for some reason the weird white teeth and weird bigger eyes don’t seem as noticeable when watching the show. Could be why he’s always wearing sunglasses now cuz even he knows those that eye lift or whatever it is looks terrible
>>214178305He knows
>>214171792Simon Lolcow
Aging as an arrogant narcissist is nature's own correction.
