>Julia Garner (Ozark, The Fantastic Four: First Steps) has closed her deal and will star opposite Anthony Boyle (House of Guinness, Say Nothing) in a new Netflix series about Sam Bankman-Fried and Caroline Ellison and the collapse of cryptocurrency exchange FTX, titled The Altruists. Graham Moore (The Imitation Game, The Outfit) and Jacqueline Hoyt (The Underground Railroad, Dietland) will co-showrun and executive produce.>The series follows Sam Bankman-Fried and his girlfriend, Caroline Ellison, two hyper-smart, ambitious young idealists who tried to remake the global financial system in the blink of an eye – and then seduced, coaxed, and teased each other into stealing $8 billion. The series is described as the wild romance of Gen Z’s own Bonnie and Clyde./biz/ kino is back on the menu boys
Yawn
>>214172984>casting an Irishman to Sam Bankman-fried-stein-bergmanfeld, the Jewiest Jew to ever JewI hate Hollywood so fucking much.
>>214173411*to play
>>214172984finally some finance kino10-minute scene where he pins the Weasel
>>214173474>10-minute scene where he pins the WeaselThis. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
How does a "hyper-smart" person run a scam that is inevitably going to fail, and still be there when it fails?
>>214173498Can someone explain this pasta to me? Is it based on some real game they used to play or what?
>>214173575Hubris
>>214173619shibboleth
>>214172984They should do a John Macafee biopic with Mel Gibson. https://youtu.be/5Ux_ipIsNyo
>>214172984they're both too good looking. a major, major part of ftx happening how it did was down to them both being sewer mutants
>>214173918That doesn't help me much
>>214173575He thought if the people who he donated to won the election hed have safe travels and ftx could become another arm of fake money banking. He could have gotten away with it too if cz binance didn't blow up his spot. Even your bank wouldn't have the money if your whole city decided to withdraw in the space of a couple days
>>214174595Lol the cryptoverse is so fucking shady. All of it.If love of money is the root of all evil, cryptobros are the devil's army.
>>214174595cz was based for that wouldnt trust that chink with my fake money though
>>214172984what is altruistic about them again?
>>214173619They were all tweaking and having orgies while doing their fraud the pasta just puts it eloquently
>>214172984>teased each other into stealing $8 billionOh teehee, those silly little Jews
is caroline ellison going to be played by an ugly chudette?she's legit hideous
>>214174801
>>214174677yeah, then you realize the actual financial world is exactly the same if not worse and they run everything
>>214174801Uncanny
>>214174832Remember when it became. Anti Semitic to buy Game Stop stock because a (((hedge fund))) had pumped and dumped game stop stock and bet against it?Wall street is rigged.
>>214172984>>214174801How are these people so dysgenic?
>>214172984>Julia Garner (Ozark, The Fantastic Four: First Steps) >Anthony Boyle (House of Guinness, Say Nothing) WOW!!It's like Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn all over again! I can't wait!
>>214174912>peopledemons.
>>214174832The non-crypto finance industry is obviously the lesser of the two evils. Crypto is nothing but gambling. Aside from its very limited usage as currency, it's not even loosely tied to goods or services. It's just a bunch of greedy motherfuckers and desperate morons pumping and dumping meme coins. Not to mention the rampant money-laundering.
>>214174912It's from over 2000 years of inbreeding.For example, look at the family tree of Abraham. His grandkids were fucking each other.Jews continued to live in exclusive jewish villages and neighborhoods throughout most of European history during and after the Roman empire so they engaged in quite a bit of inbreeding and developed a lot of genetic diseases.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_genetics_of_Jews#Ashkenazi_diseases
>>214174912incestBecause of centuries of endogamy, today's ten million Ashkenazi Jews descend from a population of 350 who lived about 600–800 years ago.[13][14] That population derived from both Europe and the Middle East. Some evidence shows that the population bottleneck may have allowed deleterious alleles to increase in the population by genetic drift.
>>214174317This faggot used to pay the little monkey hookers to shit in his mouth, I think it would be more of a Sean Baker project.
>>214174801Nightmare fuel.
>>214175134>genetic driftThis would be a great name for a natsoc black metal album
>>214172984Hmmm
>>214174718It's sarcastic, genius.
>>214174801No, they cast the cutie from Ozark
>>214175390nailed it
>>214175390I wonder if she's gonna wear prosthetics
>>214177384Looks like she has brown contacts and some nose prosthetics
>>214177495Shame she can't act for shit
>>214173575Him being super talented in a specialized field doesn't mean he's smart about everything, he was good at building a business and telling people what they wanted to hear but he took crazy risks and always thought he would get away with it. Someone with more common sense probably wouldn't be in the position to take that fall, but they also wouldn't necessarily have been willing to accept the risks that would allow them to ascend to those heights in the first place.
>>214177495>instead of just hiring an ugly person, we will hire an exceptionally pretty and expensive known-quantity actress and spend thousands on makeup and prosthetics to make her look ugly
>>214178094Yes she can, she's a good actress.
>>214178538She cannot, she tries too hard.I have spoken
>>214178267they want the Garner simps from 4chan.org/tv/ to buy tickets to see her
>>214173411>can't get work in Hollywood unless you're Jewish>unless you're playing a jew who famously stole the wrong peoples' moneyCan't make this up
>>214178094she absolutely canone of the few good young actresses today
>>214178267They hired a decent actress first and foremost, the rest is costuming
Weasel status?
>>214172984>hyper smart>got caughtSeems like a couple of retards to me.
>>214174832It's crazy that a movie like Wolf of Wall Street can come out and every thinks it's the exception, not the rule. I've met guys in rehab who were ex wall street and that movie was a documentary. Scorsese's and Jordan Belson have said there's lots of stuff in the book that they simply couldn't have put in the movie for ratings purposes, and I'd wager there's stuff Jordan's done that he wouldn't put in the book in the first place because it'd get him more jail time. The financial world is Sodom and Gomorrah, and normal people are just oblivious to it.
>>214178993Pinned
Interest in FTX died off long ago and unlike the bigger than life character Jordan Belson, there's nothing really interesting about anyone involved with FTX. If they wanted to do a movie about it, they should have grabbed whoever was available and rushed something out by the end of 2023.
So many people trying to make crypto look bad. Why did he do it?
>>214180165>trying to make crypto look bad.Are you retarded?
>>214172984This man would have been executed in China
>>214173575You talk like a plebeianIt doesn't matter that they pulled a scamIt doesn't matter that they got caughtIt matters that they got away with it scott-freeThat's what the elites do
Cast him
>>214180180What makes you think that?
>>214180465Because your response to a criminal running a fraud scam is to claim he was trying to "make crypto look bad"
>>214172984>and gradually i began to hate them...
>>214172984>The series is described as the wild romance of Gen Z’s own Bonnie and Clyde.Kek, so that's how these filthy jews are going to spin it?
>>214180321
>>214180478There's a lot of bad criminal actors and frauds involved in crypto and they do make the whole business look bad as a result. It's unfortunate.
>>214173411>>214178709It's honestly funny how fragile the jews are. Literally the only reason they've gained the power they have is because they don't play by the rules and they have white skin. They're not White, but they have white skin.
>steal $600>get beaten, go to jail>steal millions>go to jail but rich people "jail"
