>I think...
>>214174839>tfw a girl will never randomly ring you up and say this to youFML
>therefore I am
>>214174839i look like this
daddario > monaghan > banshee girl
>>214174839Way to go!
>>214174839>Hey, you know that hole in between my butt cheeks that hot, fetid, digested food gets pushed through on a daily basis and, if I'm lucky, tidied up around the rim after doing so? Well, I've got this GREAT idea!
>I think I want to take a dump on your glass table
>>214174839which film?
>>214175002just wash your buttmany amerifats don't know about detachable shower handles
IMO she's the hottest actress in a TV series. more than Sweeney. But for me it's Banshee not TD.
>>214174960Just go find a BPD GF
>>214174960I had a girl call me to say if I watched Twilight with her I could fuck her ass afterwards. I enjoyed it so much we watched the whole trilogy.
>>214175357the movie or the anal sex?
I tried anal sex in highschool with an ex gf. She was addicted to porn, kept sending me pictures of assholes with slight gapes asking when im gonna leave her like that.We tried it, sized up for 2 weeks with a pinky then index then plastic pickle toy she had. Then we tried anal sex. She left my cock covered in shit and she tore her ass up with it. Immediately got over it.She thought she could be like her sister who only does anal to avoid having a pregnancy. Never tried it again. Had to explain to doctor that I tore her ass open.Worst part of it is I got a list of fetishes from the experience. Besides vanilla anal interest; I made her fart when I pulled out, so now Im turned on by farting from sex, not just regular farting which does nothing, it has to be farting during penetration, I got a scat fetish now, has to be women shitting on cock or "accidentally" shitting during sex, and pissing from sex because they couldn't hold their bladder. That didn't happen. That is just because well. Watching scat porn.
>>214175041True Detective S1
>>214174960>wanting thatYou think you do but you don't. Trust me.
>>214175379Awesome blogpost dude, and what makes it even better is knowing that IRL you look like the Simpsons Comic Book Guy. You should definitely share more details about your life, even if no one asks.
>>214175415Which episode?
>>214175379
>>214175432True that. The grass is pretty fuckin green over her in my solitude. It's so quiet and peaceful and stress-free, no drama.
>>214175452It's in the latter half of the series when marty's life is falling apart. It's got to be episode 6 because I'm pretty sure 7 and 8 are the final arc and showdown.
the best thing about convincing a girl to do anal is you know it only brings her discomfort and you pleasure
>>214175492Somebody post the pasta from the "most erotic thing a woman can do is give you her shithole" guy
>>214175492never worked for me. both time the girl wanted to try it. basically dick wouldnt go in. it went a bit in once in shower. then we said fuck it and straight to the other hole. not an anal fan
>>214175514You know lube exists right
>>214175378A gentleman never tells.
>>214175492my girl likes it more than i do
>>214175526yeah. it wasnt some type of big deal though. zero planning
Did Marty realize that this was the same girl that he "saved" from the prostitution ring, or did he figure she was just some random slut from a bar somewhere?
anal sex is pretty fun. the ultimate submission by the woman. she is willing to be in pain to pleasure you, and if done right that submission turns into pleasure anyway
>>214175443Kys nigger I liked it
>>214175578Not much into it. but to me the best part would be knowing your dick has been in her ass. whether you break up or she talks shit. your dick has been in her assthere's no coming back from that one
>>214175432She has to prepare for anal bro, you dont fuck her when she has an ass full of shit in her rectum.She needs to douche her ass with water, ideally go in a high fibre diet for a bit so she has no soft shit so the rectum is clean.Still fucking a whore in the ass on a whim is kinda hot but use a condom.
>>214175050they're for fags why do you need to jet water up your ass? just use the bathroom rag
>>214175663It's unbelievable to me that people are into anal sex when you have to prep for it to this degree. Legit mental illness. I get the psychological aspect of it but it's not worth it.
>>214175778>eat some plants>use bidet after taking a shitso hard anon
>>214175576He did. She mentioned it to him, that she was that girl from way back, when they were talking before screwing.
>>214175920>what if, and I know you're European but stick with me, you did all of this and then also had actual sex with women instead of simulating fag sex out of childish obsession with taboo?
>>214176016>t. diarrheto
>>214175920Douching your ass is not the same as just using a bidet. And you often can't firm up shit by just eating soluble fiber.
>>214176070Can't you be OBSESSED but without the sodomy?
>>214174976kek
>>214174839is that Daddario?
We're!
>>214175379are american dis degenerate, chat?
>>214175510
>>214174839Fantasizing about giving anal is virgin coded frankly.
>>214175778>>214175432i've had anal with 6 girls and never once had anything bad happen. stop fucking fatties.
>>214175492ding ding ding
>>214175415>True Detective S1Ah, so this is the high-brow, all-time best megakino I've been hearing about for so long.
>>214175535lmao
anal is boring unless she's trying it for the first time with you
>>214175443That anon has contributed more tv culture in one post than you have contributed in a year
>>214177153I would never have sex with a girl that has already done anal. If she told me she had done it before I would finish having sex with her and then never answer her texts/calls.
>>214176924circumsided coded
>>214177393>circumsided codedDoes anal feel better with a foreskin? As a foreskin haver, I think it would be better without a foreskin because you could feel the colon more directly. I just think the pussy is much better given the texture is literally designed for the foreskin and sex in general while the rectum is not.
>>214174839Fucking disgusting. There is literally poop in there. That it is what the anus is for. Pooping.
>>214174839her leaks are naughty
>>214177905>her leaks are naughtyStinky too.
>>214174988sure thing, "Lillith"
>>214177477Way to reveal you've never had sex
>>214178243>Way to reveal you've never had sexNo, I'm just not circumcised because I'm not brown
>>214175778>eat more fibre >spend 10 minutes cleaning out your asshole Oh no it takes soooo much time and effort a chud could NEVER!
>>214177477Bruh lmfao
>>214174960I’m a complete middle-of-the-road dude and I dated a chick that did this. We broke up and she called me drunk a couple weeks later, after small talk and a small pause she said “Hey do you want to fuck me?” And then when I started saying no she went into detail about how she needed me to spread her legs wide open and pound her as deep as I could. Feels real great in the moment, but trust me bitches like this absolutely ruin your life. Never date a chick with BPD, I was getting sex every single time I saw her and it still wasn’t worth it.
>>214175379Favorite websites?
>>214174839>...therefore I ass
>>214174976
>>214174976top zozzle
My hs gf wanted me to stick it in her pooper but my cock was too big and we could only get the tip in before she told me she couldn’t handle it
>>214180840coward
>>214174976GHTD
>>214174839She should have been Triss in The Witcher series.
>>214174839
>>214174960It’s a great feeling but you get tired of if
>>214175663>>214175778I've rolled the dice several times with zero prep and it's always been fine. I know there's always a risk, but this idea that you have to prep or you'll definitely get shit on your dick is totally overblown.
>>214175379christcucks think this is the average porn viewer
>>214182422>how to admit you have a short dick without saying it
>>214175544>my girl
>>214175492Fucked an escort once that was really into itShe switched up completely in behavior once it was in, before she was a bit demure and trying to be sensual, after we switched to anal she behaved aggressively, yelling at me to go harder and fuck her harderI was genuinely surprised it was not just an AD thing, shes genuinely a anal addict. Granted i dont think i would ever try with any woman id date
>>214182780Swing and a miss. If you wanted to hurt my feelings you should have gone after the girth.
>>214183032Just banter, but seriously, if a girl doesnt do a deep wash, the longer you are the higher the chance of hitting a little smudge
>>214182813Now THIS is peak nafo
>>214181076Based, 3 absolute babes on the show all over him and the show is absolute kino of the highest order. I kneel.
>>214174976nice!
>>214175379I did this too but with my bro (friend not brother) (also I was the bottom)
