>Look, you’re screwed in any case, especially the older you get. There’s no escaping it, and they get worse and worse as you get older. The best all-around cure I’ve found and this is the best-case scenario, meaning, presumably, if you’re going to go out and drink too much, you have made allowances for this on the other end. This is something I learned very early. I mean if I’ve got to wake up and go to meetings tomorrow morning, I’m not getting hammered tonight if I can avoid it. I know I’ve learned. So the thing is: Schedule. Schedule your hangover. Wake up as soon as you can. A cold Coca-Cola, or Pepsi. Wash down a couple aspirin. Smoke a joint. And the joint will help you to develop an appetite at which point, have some really spicy food. Some spicy leftovers, like — leftover Kung Pao Chicken would be perfect
semper fry
Sorry I can't take advice from a guy who killed himself. Literally anyone else's advice is more valuable.
>>214175649most of /tv/ posters will kill themselves at some point
>>214175531what a pretentious faggot
>>214175531what's his recipe for a hanging
>>214175531>DUDE DRUGS LMAO
>>214175531>tfw you wake up feeling like shit every morning regardless of whether you drank the night before
hipster fuck.Flavor Town always wins
>Look, you’re screwed in any case, especially the older you get. There’s no escaping it, and they get worse and worse as you get older. The best all-around cure I’ve found and this is the best-case scenario, meaning, presumably, if you’re going to go out and get cucked, you have made allowances for this on the other end. This is something I learned very early. I mean if I’ve got to wake up and ACKKKKKK-
>>214175531Loxist
>>214175748ROPENICE AND TIGHTwait that's gordon
Anthony Bourdain? more like Anthony Boredain. what compels someone to make hundreds daily threads about him?
>>214175531Everything he said actually makes hangovers worse. The byproduct of the alcohol in your gut reacts terribly the acids.Eat bread, drink 2 tall glasses of water, and make sure you piss twice before you go to bed.In the morning do the same.You should never take aspirin under any circumstances. Most doctors don’t take them so you also shouldn’t.
>>214176064Yeah. I just chug 16 oz of water.
Spicy food is not good for a hangover in my experience. I had to eat constant spicy food because of where I lived. The best thing is to just drink a ton of water the night you're drinking. Gatorade works like a magic potion the morning after. Eating carb heavy food is good but it will put you to sleep unless it also has protein. It all depends on how much of an alcoholic you want to be.
Drink an electrolyte with magnesium, sodium etc. before bed. Really helps ease my hangovers.
wtf is a hangover lmao
>>214175531The answer is ginger ale and a bong hit if you're not doing anything the night after drinking. Otherwise, it's water with electrolytes, coffee, and a breakfast sandwich with eggs, cheese, and fatty meat like sausage or bacon
>>214175748Tie a knot
>>214176352Tie two
>>214175649fpbp
>>214175659/tv/ posters have a zest for life enjoying fine kino and making each other laugh with quality shitposting
>>214176054it makes us laugh
>>214176475kek
>>214175748negrope-nitie two
Mcdonalds breakfast is the best hangover cure
>>214175531Everyone knows hair of the dog works as long as you don’t end up an alcoholic in the process.>Chug leftover beer or take a shot>Warm >Shower, blast on cold for 10-20 seconds>Fresh set of clothes, start coffee>Tacos or something with eggs>Have second beer>Bloated and full, time to lay back down for an hr or two (if fall back asleep you’re golden)>Coffee is on the counter ready for you to get your second winTldr: soda is retarded
>>214175531>cure poisoning with more poisonVery glad this retard killed himself. Good riddance.
Prairie Oyster:>tomato juice>egg yolk>Worcester sauce>bitters>tabasco>salt and pepper>squeeze of lemonStir and add a little soda water, drink up. You'll start feeling better within 20 minutes
>>214175659i think you're confusing /tv/ with /lgtv/
It was literally his job to write about random ass stuff, this is just him pot boiling. None of it is a huge indicator of his real personality which is painfully obvious when you know how he died
Prairie oysters work wonders
>>214176064A liter of a sports drink like Gatorade dissolves hangovers in a matter of 1 or 2 hours. In fact dehydration is essentially the main component of a hangover. If you stay hydrated and eat before going to sleep and then immediately start rehydrating with a sports drink to replace missing minerals, hangovers are barely a problem.
>>214175531Maybe if he didn't have 2 Negronis he wouldn't have a hangover.
The best way to cure a hangover is literally just to drink a couple more shots of liquor, nothing else is nessisary
>>214179905Yep. Drinking cola is the worst advice.All his takes were shit takes in the end, wernt they.
The weed is not bad advice. Marijuana is an amazing anti-nausea if that's something you struggle with during a hangover. But, you are obviously gonna be inebriated again and won't have much energy to do anything. If you need to quash your hangover to go to work, probably not a great idea. But if you just want to chill and not feel sick, yeah, smoke a J.
>>214175531He's right that there's no getting around it. And about the age part. I have not had a drink in my forties because it was so bad in my late thirties. I partied hard for nearly 20 years until I wrung out every last drop of enjoyment. Nothing left but misery: can't stop drinking, drink fast, blackout within an hour, continue to drink and do god knows what for 7 or 8 more hours, wake up incredibly sick with no memory of what happened and puke and bruises and shame.I finally, finally learned that it wasn't ever going to get better and in fact will just get worse. I have seven years now.And yet every single day at least once I think "maybe I could.... just a beers night.." until I remember that no, I can't drink ever again.
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>>214180310Seems to be a hard line between those that can into high functioning alcoholism and those that just can't.I haven't blacked out since I was a teenager that didn't know what he was doing. If you drink to stay comfortable you'll still end up drinking heavily as tolerance builds but you'll never black out or lose control.
>>214176064Works for him. I'll trust a lifelong abuser who's still plugging away in his sixties. Those guys know what works. Before I quit I shaved off everything I could to make the hangovers less awful. Vodka and some sort of mixer with no sugar or caffeine turned out to do the least damage at my intake level, which at my peak was a fifth and a pint every night.If I drank a fifth of whiskey or gin or tequila I'd feel significantly worse than drinking that amount and more in vodka. White rum wasn't too deadly either. But give me a 70 proof strawberry vodka and my fucking head would split open the next day. Sugars and impurities seemed to make me all the sicker. I'm glad the fun ran out before I did any liver damage. For all that nightly boozing I was always healthier than guys who drank beers all day long. I've buried three friends with that habit. You need to sleep and not drink every waking hour. The liver cannot heal when not given a break. My drinking was may more destructive as far as auto accidents and fights and awful risks I was always taking. Those beer guys would drive me home at night because they always just had a perpetual buzz. But that's the kind of drinking that kills you.
>>214175649Only excusable if you have an incurable disease and you're a walking dead man anyway.
>>214178687Is that a typo or do you not know it's "second WIND"?
>drink some water>shower so you dont reek>tank itWa la, folx. Anything else is complete cope and has been proven to be so. Any proteins and fat just give your liver a backlog of shit (pun intended) to deal with after metabolizing the booze. Truth is you just want the taste out yer mouth. Bourdain is absolutely right on that one, chuds. If you cant hold your booze till its safe to drink, a breakfast burrito won't be enough to compensate for your dysfunctional behavior.
>>214175659Food is addictive, okay??
Haven't had a hangover in over 3 years, there's really no reason to drink more than 3 beers and a glass of whiskey perhaps in one night.
>>214178687That's a sissy hangover. If you can look at beer and eat fucking eggs it's not a hangover. I've been in a hot shower with dry heaves and the chills and then puked up green and yellow bile from the depths of my digestion system that burned my throat and mouth and any skin it touched after it came up. Stuff that's supposed to stay deep inside of you. Then I passed out in a wash of blinding white snow and woke up shivering and stayed in bed for the next 20 hours. There are hangovers you don't ever want to meet. You can't handle water, food, nothing. Certainly not more alcohol. You don't want to get to the kind of drinking where you get alcohol poisoning out at bars and people tell you how sober you appeared when you were blacked out. And yet deep down I kind of miss it. I wish I could feel that relief of booze. Even for a minute. But for me it just sets off a reaction where you may as well have given me caffeinated methcrack. All bets are off, lemme at that booze! All of it! I will chug it. I just keep tipping them back until I wake up sick. Sometimes jail, sometimes hospital, sometimes front yard, usually bed. Fuck.
I drank half a bottle of scotch last night watching Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning. I had a lot of pasta which helped but I wasn't that fucked up. I think giving your liver long breaks helps it to process more efficiently.
>>214179879A good Bloody Mary mix has a dash of ketchup and fresh citrus juice.
>>214180338>can into Fuck you and fuck that.
>>214180513You wouldn't understand.
>>214178687>>214175531Hangover is just dehydration caused by alcohol. Just drink water.
>>214180530>I've been in a hot shower with dry heaves and the chills and then puked up green and yellow bileI have and do drink heavily and have never experienced this. Never experience nausea at all in fact. No idea what physiological difference causes this.I also remember being told all through out my 20s from older guys that hangovers will become progressively worse to the point of being debilitating as I get older. Never happened.
Anyone experience hangover like effects from "non-alcoholic" drinks?Sometimes I'll buy a pack of non alcoholic beers (0.5% or less) and drink them all and in the morning I'll have one of those hangover migraines and feel like shit for a few hours. I am guessing it is some reaction to the malt or yeast
>>214180594Congratulations, you're some scientific anomaly. Or you're not drinking nearly as heavily as you imagine.
>>214180594Happened to me, I could drink anything and everything the night before and wake up great, never any nausea but now I almost always feel nauseous after a night if drinking, and don't feel better until I puke
>>214180822Why would you drink multiple N/A beers? That's for dry drunks who just gave it up. A lot of those types will get La Croix (any flavored sparkling water is really the same) and drink them. It's hard to give up the ritual of cracking cold fizzy beverages I guess when it gave comfort for so long. A lot of alcoholics will warn to avoid those as they can be "triggering". I've found though that they work if you need to be in a bar for something. You feel like you're having a drink and unless closely scrutinized no one will suspect your drink isn't real.
My entire twenties I was a booze god. I could "sleep" for three or four hours after partying all night and still work a ten hour shift only to start it all again. Got progressively harder to come back from those nights as my thirties progressed. Now it's just not worth it at all. Entire next day is ruined recovering and if I drink to feel better I'll just compound it and feel twice as sick the next day. For guys like me there is nothing but overdoing it. I cannot regulate my intake. One is too many and a thousand aren't enough.
>>214180886Yeah I'm trying to go dry and I genuinely love the taste of beer, when you give it up and are bored and lonely sometimes you want to slam back something that eases the desire for the real thing, and some are decent in their own right. Apart from non alco beers, the closet equivalent I find is kombuchaBut I'm trying to avoid non alco beers now because they give me those pseudo hangovers, I don't know if others experience this
>>214180849Nah, I drink a liter of whisky a day if I'm not working. I just think some retards can't pace themselves
>>214180862I'm sure it'll happen to me at some point. I just assume there must be some gene that makes people more or less capable of tolerating high alcohol consumption. There's a reason natives got absolutely obliterated by the introduction of alcohol to their communities. Europeans having ancestors that have been getting blitzed for 2000 thousand years has given them some inheritable biological defense to alcohol
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>>214180310Faggot, have a negroni
>>214179905My buddies and I would give each other IV infusions, it would instantly cure a hangover. It was amazing, anyway there is a pill you can take now to avoid hangovers if drinking is your thing. >t zogbot medic during GWOT era
>>214180530You idiot, you drank some industrial alcohol you stupid animal
>>214181022I'm Irish, my grandfather was a functional alcoholic his entire life. I felt like I could live like that as well until my thirties and it started hitting me really hard. Truth is alcohol is a really bad poison for anyone's body
>>214175531More of a recipe for a hangover *cure*, really, OP.
>>214180962>anyone experiencing a hangover after a liter of whiskey is retardedYou're so full of shit, dude. And people who write "nah" are always cunts.
>>214181155No, it was regular spirits at a bar. I just drank far too much.
>>214175659No you’re confusing it with /r9k/
>>214176220found the underaged poster
hangovers are mostly psychological unless you went seriously hard
