>Albus Severus Potter, you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew. The other was gay.
>>214176439>and his scar never hurt him again or some shit
>Albus Dumbledoregay faggot who set up Harry to die because he was too much of a coward to fight his own battles>Snapecreepy abusive asshole who treated Harry like shit the entire time he knew himRowling's entire worldview is just poison.
>>214176439>also son, remember, Polyjuice potion is illegal to use, you were born one way and must stay that way. Changing yourself to another person or gender is wrong!Whoa wtf i don't remember that in the book!
>Albus, we're going to a book burning for LGBT books.>I know this is what Slytherin did in the War, but its different this time!Wow, I didn't get this line at the time but I guess JK Rowling was ahead of it
>thirty something year old man's worst memory is a teenage girl he had a crush on in high school telling him to wash his pants
>>214176618Haha, couldn't be me.Fuckkkkkkkk.
>HarMionDoreSevVolDraSiriLupMinHagGinNevLunFre Potter, you were named after every important person in my wizard school. Some were good and some were bad. But they all made a difference. You can to if some lady writes books about you. That's real magic son. Being the lead protagonist. Goodbye forever probably!!!
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>>214176586>"Yes Potter!" The ghost exclaimed "I, Tom Mavolvo Riddle AM Lord Voldemort!" >"But...why? Why change your name for a book you wrote?" Harry Asked, biding time>"They bullied me! Just because i wanted to protect women in women spaces! SO i created an new name and wrote how i REALLY felt in a book, hoping no one would be able to tell!"WTF ROWLING!
>>214176804Oh anon, you've done it again
>>214176804/tv/ post of the year 2025
>>214176804>No Ron
>>214177132Is there a Main character in fiction thats more irrelevant then Ron?
>>214176804Now do his middle name.
>>214176804>Some were good and some were bad. But they all made a differenceCrazy how so many young adult series end with some variation of this being stated by the protagonist
>>214176804You left our ron
>>214177132>>214177185Ron unfortunately didn't make a difference in Harry's life. Subtract Ron and Harry still would have become part of the Weasley family through Fred and George or Ginny
>>214176804So.. Harry, Hermione, Dumbledore, Severus, Voldemort, Draco, Sirius, Lupin, Minerva, Hagrid, Ginny, Neville, Luna, Fred
>>214177239i read those books when they came out, saw all the movies at least once, and basically moved on. i never played the games or wrote fan fiction or drew art. I didint even jerk off to any erotica of the characters. it is crazy to me how for many other Millennials this book series was life defining.
>>214177309I think it's just a loud minority on the internet that gives you the impression that harry potter fans are crazy. Most of them are women btw.
>>214177206Ron was harry best friend without ron Harry wouldn't have made it to Hogwarts in the second book and many other things
>>214177309I played a few of those earliest HP computer games that were little more than interactive point and click on the official site. This was around 2003-2004. Aside from that I just enjoyed the books and movies a lot but there were other YA novels and other books and movies too. And that's the difference between casual enjoyers like you and me and the Potterheads for life or whatever they call themselves. For the latter they became part of a community. Cosplaying and going to bookshops for the midnight releases and listening to the HP-themed rock bands and going to theme parks and shit. They entered a community and never left because they have nowhere else to go
>>214177325>without ron Harry wouldn't have made it to Hogwarts in the second bookWithout Ron Harry would have simply sent Hedwig to Hogwarts and they would have sent someone to pick him up from Kings Cross like McGonagall said
>>214176832>>214176910>>214176922>>214176960>>214177048>>214177121>>214177132>>214177162why are you obviously samefagging? your post wasn't funny.
>>214176476>Rowling's entire worldview is just poison.Her portrayal of relationships certainly was: romantic, familial, friendship, academic, not a single healthy relationship in the lot.
>>214176804This actually made me tear up. Printing it out and putting it on my fridge next to my son’s macaroni art
>>214177325>>214177416Ron convincing Harry to take the flying car to Hogwarts in book 2 is a great example of how JKR couldn't decide what kind of book she was writing. That episode is very much in line with the wacky hijinks a la Willy Wonka but is absolutely fucking bonkers if there is going to be any realism in the story. Despite McGonagall being a complete tool (she really fails Harry the most of all the adults at Hogwarts), this was such an easy call that even she got it right.
>>214177206>Ron unfortunately didn't make a difference in Harry's life.Well, he did serve as a positive example to viewers by completely mogging Harry after puberty, demonstrating the importance of childhood diet and exercise. Genetics aside, Harry was probably doomed to be a twink manlet by all those years under the stairs (poor posture) with poor lighting (poor eyesight) and eating leftover scraps from his foster family with inadequate sunlight, fresh air, and opportunity for sports. The game was rigged from the start, and incel chud Harry ends up training his fellow students for a school shooting after being denied by an Asian girl (fuckin weeb).
>>214176439>naming your son after a fag and a cuck
>>214177132>I play chess and get pissy at my friend cause he got admitted into a death tournament unwillinglyHOWEVER
>>214176439I can't believe I used to worship this series.
>>214178650>I used to worship this seriesI've met people like you. Hopefully you also made the choice to stop behaving as a homosexual.
>>214176439And a good cuck.
>>214177161>thenYour skin is the colour of shit.
>>214176439>Was an absolute cunt to Harry for seven years>Did one good thing just before he died>"OMG I must now name my kid after you"Rowling deserves all the shit she gets.
>>214178940>Rowling deserves all the shit she gets.Did she relocate to Dubai?
>>214178940He should have named the kid after Hagrid or LupinSnape legit hates Harry.>>214178954
>>214176439>Adolf Donald Potter, you were named after two great leaders
>>214176476>Albus Dumbledore>gay faggot who set up Harry to die because he was too much of a coward to fight his own battles>Snape>creepy abusive asshole who treated Harry like shit the entire time he knew him>>>Rowling's entire worldview is just poison.YWNBAW
>>214178940Was snape a bigger or lesser cunt in the books to Harry? Maybe he was less severeus when he was written and the movies played him up.
>>214176439Unironically what did Snape do to earn Harry's respect? Like to the point of naming own kid with his name. Huh? Dude lusted for his mom, was the closest ally of the guy who killed her, did factually nothing for Harry's well being and treated him like shit.
>>214177175Young people often struggle with the idea that they aren't special and don't matter
>>214176618More like the time he called the girl he loved a nigger out of chud rage
>>214176618I thought it was getting upskirted and nearly molested by James and his friends
>>214178940>decent guy fucks up and gets mean one time>"Typical nice guy! You are just hiding your inner evil!">total jerk acts nice one time>"I knew deep down you were a good person!"lmao women really think like that
>>214178940I always thought Hagrid deserved his name to live on in Harry's kids' names than that Snape faggot.
>>214179166Quirrell attempted to kill Harry in the first year and Snape intervened
>>214179150Snape was slightly worse in the books, he singles out Harry to be fucked with more and encourages the Slytherins to fuck with him more too. >>214179166Rowling being a dumb bitch is the only explanation for Harry naming his kid after the douchebag that bullied him for six years and who he knows ratted out his parents to have them killed.
James was a horrible bully but at least he wasn't a racist
>>214179166He actually saved Harry's life multiple times through the series.
>>214179150>>214179238Being played by Alan Rickman also helps.
>>214179166You don't understand the bond between a man and his biggest hater.
>>214179166He was a good friend.
>>214177449yeah that was giga cringe, guy should khs
>>214176439>Albus Severus Potterhe sucks at magic and always bitches about being in his father's shadow. the girl should have killed him and won in the end.
>>214176439wouldnt it be shameful fo the kid to be named after a cuck?
>>214179242not yet
>>214180072>Nogwarts>Defense against the Darkie Arts>The Mulatto Prince>"That nigga stole my broom!"great memes are afoot
>>214180152>harry potter and the half-breed prince
>>214177309Aside from the games, those are only things women do anyway.
>>214177132For this kind of thing, the new series is necessary.
