>I'm not okay
>>214176539>That episode where he crashed a car into Cuddy's house >That episode where he went insane and hallucinated having sex with her >That episode where he subconsciously tried to poison Chase>That episode where a crane collapsed onto a bunch of people and that one woman had to be amputated >That episode where a dude a was fucking his sons girlfriend
>>214176594The writers of this show were on drugs
>>214176539Kino
>>214176830for me its where chase keeps calling a fat girl a fatty fatty boombalatty
>>214176594>That episode where he crashed a car into Cuddy's houseThe most based thing House ever did
>>214176594>that episode where Chase kisses a child on the lips
>>214176594>That episode where a crane collapsed onto a bunch of people and that one woman had to be amputatedDon't forget that after being amputed without any pain killer, while being stuck under a batiment for hour, she still died in the ambulance And nothing could have saved her
>>214178359I was honestly shocked that she died. Very good episode. All of that pain, all of that triumph… for absolutely nothing. She died anyway…
KINO INCARNATE
>>214178179>House is inside a car inside a houseBravo David
>>214176830Good drugs.
>>214178248>That episode where a kid gropes Cameron
Never forget that chase was a pedophile
>>214176539same but I'm smoking dope and watching Kingdom of Heaven with ice cream so it's not so bad I guess
>>214176594I hate that Cuddy disappears for the last season after he crashes into her house. What a fuck up by the show runners.
>>214176594>The episode where half siblings are unknowingly fucking each other and Foreman encourages them to continue fucking>The episode where Chase murders a black man>The episode where Chase fucks a nun>The one where House is so stoned that his best friend's gf has to make sure he gets home and then the gf dies in a bus crash but House forgets that any of this happened so he takes a bunch of drugs and goes inside his mind palace until he remembers but the gf is already doomed so the whole exercise was pointless
>>214179024The actress didn't think she was getting paid enough iirc
This vexes me.
>>214176594>That episode where a dude a was raped by his daughter-son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEicPRTktSEGod I love this show.
>>214179077Yeah and instead of paying her more they let her go, which is retarded. The show was making bank and she was one of the reasons. It wasn't even like a season 2 decision where we'd forget it eventually, its just 7 good seasons then she disappears horribly lmao.
>>214179536Yeah, and didn't they know it was the last season? If they did, holy shit they double fucked up. Just pay the bitch.
>>214178179>This is for that time you lied to me about giving that guy a shot that made him get up from the wheelchair immediately
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>>214176594>That episode where the genius doctor gets the diagnosis wrong like 20 times, almost kills the patient 19 of those times with inappropriate treatment and eventually cures them only to leave them as a permanent brain damaged crippleOh wait, that is basically every episode.
THIS STINKS. THIS IS TOTAL BS
>>214176539WELL IF YOU WANTED HONESTY THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY
>this thread Well, I guess it's time for another rewatch
>>214176594God I miss this show.
>Thirteen, I'm gonna need you to strip and masturbate in my office and squirt as hard as you can, into my mouth.>No? You're gonna report me to HR instead? You're fired.
>>214176594Yes, zoomie, good fiction is meant to make you uncomfortable and challenge your worldview without needing to stick a trigger warning before any show made before 2015.
>>214178391In Australia some years ago there was a train crash, a crash where about a dozen folks that had been saved from a compressed train died. While trapped for hours they were alive, and they cried out for help. The moment the pressure, the weight of the debris left their bodies all of them died.
>>214179536Apparently it wasn’t even about paying her more. They wanted to cut her pay and she refused. They allegedly even gave raises to other actresses. There were also rumors that Laurie offered to reduce his salary to pay for hers and they refused. Needless to say, It’s all a little bit strange. There must have been some conflict with some higher up. You don’t just fuck over your 2nd or 3rd most important character out of nowhere.
>>214176594>the episode where the Chinese girl’s birth parents tried to kill her with a needle in the brain but it just made her an addict>the episode where he realizes he only hired a girl to fuck her>the episode where he kidnaps a soap opera actor>the episode where he gives the gun back to a hostage-taking nutzo >the episode where they have to use the zoo’s MRI machine on the fat guy>the episode where the patient’s dog murders him>the episode where house kidnaps the nam veteran living next door to cure his phantom pain >the episode where House blackmails the guy moving his factory to China for millions of dollars
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>>214178472Yo dawg>>214179168>Get this fucking troon out of my hospitalWow House was that really necessary?
>>214180028This isn't the Frasier general, sir
>>214181849>>214179831
I watched this show for the first time since like 2007 and couldn't believe how bad it was compared to how I remembered it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVj-D3gPEYw
>>214181143I'm watching it now, in s4 (which takes a swan dive in terms of quality) and it's stark how much shit you couldn't do in current year; the race and sex jokes are from much better times.
>>214176539>>214176594House is a shite character. He has all the same traits as McNulty, 'le smartest man in the room', but in The Wire other characters are realistically intelligent and capable of humbling McNulty. In House the world just revolves around the galaxy brain. Bunk is also more charismatic than Plank Slate Wilson and is on equal terms with McNulty, creating a much better dynamic.
>>214181909Its literally filled with fedora wearing, and a sizable amount of edge lord euphemisms that is a blatant rip off of tosh-tier dry humor. In especially the ever virile mocking diatribe (don't you just hate those pesky Christians) ad infinitum, and a smidgen amount of medical drama who done it boring Formula.
>>214182091I messed up; would you look at that paragraph. Im sorry.
i really really liked 13
>>214182015>He has all the same traits as McNultyThey aren't really similar, also I rewatched the wire recently and mcnulty isn't portrayed as being that smart, he just won't listen if he's told to lay off a casewilson was never meant to be an intellectual equal to house, that wasn't the point of his character
>>214179064>>The episode where half siblings are unknowingly fucking each other and Foreman encourages them to continue fuckingI mean, they'd been doing it for years. At that point why stop? Just adopt.
>>214179642More than deserved.>>214179831Based.
>>214182015House is a cartoon mad scientist trapped in a realistic human body and universe.
>>214182275House is literally me
>>214182571Do you also shove tubes up your peehole?
>>214182896Do you not?
>>214176539>your brain can play with you and you can't tell the difference between reality and hallucinations so you can destroy your relationships with friends and family or even kill someonefuck me, how do you avoid that?
>>214183027reality is a hallucination that relies on consensus
