Why didn't you tell me this was kino?
Because it's obvious
>>214177366>SG1stargateStuff like this is a kind of TV show you had to be there to watch.there are so many seasons, spin offs and just complicated enough that you would need to delve deep into it to understand the lore but at the time was one of the TV shows that you could miss an episode and not lose track of what is going on.After LOST TV shows always had some shitty running TBC tier story and stopped being one and done episodes that were pretty much self contained.
>>214177668I don't really feel like SG1 is that hard to follow. Most of the episodes are self-contained, and in the later seasons episodes that had call-backs usually did a "Previously on SG1" thing.
>>214177366GOOLD?
>>214177366Here's half the reason everyone watches the show
nah it kind of fucking sucks
>>214178628i watched it for jack-desu
>>214177366I preferred the movie.The TV show is kind of a waste of time.........
>>214178677>>214178628Both answers, WRONG
>>214178745Too soon
>it's a Lord Baal episode Immediate guaranteed kino
>>214178677Very nice
>>214178745Me in the hat
>>214178772BasedBaal Enjoyer
>its a civilian clothing episode
>time for your prostate exam, Colonel
I enjoy SGU and Dr Rush is one of my favorite characters in the franchise.
>everyone carrying a P90
>>214179093
>>214177366Because you're an asshole.
>>214178745Me in the back
>>214179097you and I are the only ones on this board for which that statement is true. RC also looks like an older male Emily Blunt
I tell you that all the time. Just last week I said "Stargate SG-1 (1997-2007) is kino".
>>214177668It didn't get a spin-off til SEVEN seasons in and it's basically completely self-contained.
SGU is picrel
>>214178628
>>214179097I don't know bro. Rewatching with the benefit of hindsight made me lower my opinion of him after he discovered Destiny's bridge and through his negligence led to Riley Hunter's death.
>>214178702The tv show grew on me but yeah, I hated it because of the severe retconning that went on to make it a contemporary star trek. The 1994 movie has A LOT of deep lore on its own going on.
SGU made no sense. Fuck ups can't join the SGC.
>>214177366>first episode has full frontal nudityHooked from the beginning
>>214178772This guy was so fucking good lmao. Easily the best villain the series ever had, the best Goa'Uld just conceptually.Actor died in a windsurfing accident of all things.
>>214179312Emmerich wanted an alien egyptian cosmic horror trilogy but instead for 17 seasons of lighthearted action adventure, i'm not really surprised he disowned the show timeline and said that if he got the chance to make his movies he'd ignored it
Ori?
>>214179593>cosmic egyptiansnecrons?Conceptually, Independence Day was originally meant to be a sequel but that was trashed very early before scripting
>>214178628Shes the reason I like women with short hair.
>>214179607O'rly?
JAFFA CAKES
>>214179801Whose cakes?
>>214178628>>214179014it's over :(
>>214179909take that back you son of a bitch
lads where can i stream this in the UK
>>214179097>>214179243>Did you bring the kinos?>What?>The kinos, the last thing I told you was to mind the kinos >I've not brought them >It's fucking boring after a while without the kinos>I'm sorry >Bit fucking late like>Why didn't you bring them?>Cause I fucking told you to bring them you doss cunt!
>>214180374In a hypothetical season 3 of SGU when the crew awakens in modern (our) times, how would Eli react to youtubers and twitch streamers essentially doing what he's doing, except back on earth and for money? We'll assume he survives the ending of season 2.
It's a real shame that SGU didn't get more seasons to grow. I liked the concept and direction they were headed, just a shame that every Stargate project seems to have an awful start.Never saw SGO, didn't realise it even existed until years later. Dead franchise
>>214180423>Dead franchiseGood. Who needs stargate the force awakens or stargate discovery?
Considering how important the language barrier is in the movie (and a few early episodes) I'm surprised they never did some sort of handwave as to why everyone speaks EnglishCould've been as easy as "we stole a bunch of universal translators from Chulak"Could just as easily still make Daniel relevant by saying "the translators aren't perfect" which would explain why some words don't have direct English translators (e.g. the Tolan having the "Triad" instead of "trial")
>>214177366We did. We used to have an weekly general, sometimes two, until a ew months ago. And everyday there was a random Goauld or Wacko Jacko thread
>>214180549>Considering how important the language barrier is in the movie (and a few early episodes) I'm surprised they never did some sort of handwave as to why everyone speaks EnglishTranslator microbes in the stargate network.
>>214177366every single time there was an sg-1 thread someone asked a question "hurrr should i watch?" like they had anything to lose by not watching it and they got a dozen replies saying yes.
>>214180525Trvke. Don't get me wrong, I miss SGU, but I sure-as-shit wouldn't want it (or any other Stargate show) brought back in the lieu of modern scifi slop.
>>214178628mary sue character done right btw
>>214180423stargate is owned by amazon now. you do NOT want a new stargate show.
>>214179014>when he plugs his laptop into the DHD
>>214180601I do, but your concerns are completely warranted after what they did to The Expanse, The Boys, and The Picard.
>>214177366It's not. It's the same kind of hammy, embarrassing sci-fi crap as every other sci-fi show. Only socially retarded geeks watched that shit.
>>214180758what's wrong with you?
>>214179097>>214177366SGU was ok but had too much LE RELATIONSHIP DRAMA I'll probably say something unpopular but I think SG-1 ended/was closed at the time it should have. By season 10 Earth feels overowered after receiving all the alien tech shit and the new threat even worse than evil Ancients would just feel ridiculous. Also by that time lots of actors from the original cast are out of the show or replaced for different reasons and I find the replacements not so good. The new O'Neill is ultra-generic dudebro soldier and I can't even remember anything about him. I also always found Claudia Black's character to be super annoying.
>>214180758did stargate fuck your girl or something?
>>214180726if there's a new stargate show, that means it's the end to stargate threads on /tv/.even now despite being a mostly ignored spinoff SGU gets talked about quite frequently instead of the 10 seasons of SG-1 and 5 seasons of Atlantis.
>>214178677I dropped out when they stopped showing this on TV in my cuntry after the season with the episode with Anubis and Jonas' home planet, should I bother with the later seasons?
>>214178628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLcJB0IYmaM
>>214180810Yes, you should bother with the later seasons and also Atlantis if you haven't. They're "not as good", but there's absolutely nothing wrong with them. In fact there are plenty of episodes in S09-S10 of SG-1 and Atlantis that I keep remembering fondly.You're still watching better and more soulful tv than anything that has been released in the last 10 years.
>>214180559Was this ever actually canon?
>>214181031no
>>214180810While the "average episode" certainly starts to be lower, there are more than enough standouts in the later seasons (as well as Atlantis) that make them more than worthwhile. Many of the absolute top-tier episodes are there, and I'd say a few of the absolute best episodes are actually in Atlantis (though nearly all of Atlantis' best episodes are Rodney-centric so if you absolutely hate him you probably won't like them)
>>214181031>>214181039I am the king of Stargate canon.I now declare >>214180559as canon.>b-but why didn't it work in the movieThe microbes only activate after repeated exposure. THIS IS CANON.
THIS IS WHAT THE LAB COAT HID FROM USFUCK YOU LAB COAT
>>214181086Although hating Rodney in SG1 doesn't mean you won't like him in Atlantis.
>>214181106The microbes came from the Farscape actors. Before then there is an 8 hour deleted scene in every episode where Daniel uses sign language. Mushroom people.
>>214180559>>214181106>Nanomachines, son!That's stupid.My head canon is that the goold wanted the human host/slave species to have a separate language from them and their jaffa servants, so that the egyptian based language is considered a language of the gods. So some influential goolds visited Earth, picked one and it happened to be english and then spread that among the human populations. There are those middle-age European civilizations out there that Sokar ruled over.Ra was just old-fashioned and didn't bother and that's why abydonians did not speak english before Daniel taught it to the entire planet for some reason.
The Asgard brought english to the peoples of milky way as they were trying to separate their cultures from the goa'uld as they were setting up their protected planets treaty business.
>open the saargate>*jeets flood in*>OH SHIE-
>its a canadian forest planet episode
>>214181132>Although hating Rodney in SG1 doesn't mean you won't like him in Atlantis.Absolutely this, he has one of the best character development progressions seen on television. Starts out as the asshole willing to let Teal'c die when trapped in the stargate, to the guy who figures out how to rescue his friend who got trapped 48,000 years in the future.
Fuck it, posting webms
>>214181356
Sam gets cucked, again
>>214181391>Teal'c is bald>Bra'tac is bald>Hammond's baldness is enough of a characteristic to make Bra'tac gesture it
>>214181413
>>214181426I lower the pitch of mommy domme asmr bitches to make them sound like a goold and then imagine it's nirr'ti.
1/3
>>214181461Shit it's 4 not 3. 2/4
>You wake up in AtlantisWhat do?
>>2141814753/4
>>214179014this just reminded me of this one cute girl in college who always sat in the cafeteria in the same area as me but never talked to anyonekms i hated college so much
>>214178677i still dont know to this day if i should hate or love her
Lucius Lavin fucked Weir, Teyla and Carson.
>>2141814874/4It's a long walk to the punchline, but it fucking delivers.
>>214181486Immediately start hitting on Elizabeth Weir and Dr Keller despite them both being exceptionally far out of my league
Woman Logic
>>214181490both at the same time.
i cant rewatch this show again it just makes me depressed over the state of modern entertainment
hail to the king baby
Let's go provoke the Replicators, there's no way this will bite us in the ass
>>214181619what a great transition
>>214181419he meant the texas hats
>>214181638
Early S04 Carter best Carter. That would be exactly the time to be stuck in a time loop.
>>214181638>>214181623Epic Space Battles.
>>214181638>>214181649holy based
>Caught staring>Doesn't apologise>Takes another look
Com'traya!
Throwing in this from the movie since it got used in the show a lot.
>>214181490*phases into your thread whether you like it or not*
>>214178677i fucking love Martin Gero !
>>214181744Hands down the best among that lot.
>>214181486Actually explore the city, since it's essentially a massive self-sustaining arcology that can fly through space. It's probably my biggest criticism of SGA, where unlike SGU it treats its backdrop as more of an afterthought than something worth examining.>>214181580I feel that way about the last four episodes of SGU, since I know that if I rewatch them, it feels as though I'm watching someone I care about die. Not only was it the end of Stargate, but it was the end of scifi shows like it. Say what you will about SGU, but it is head-and-shoulders above the scifi shows that came after it.
>>214181501Rapeman did nothing wrong
>100+ reply SG1 thread on the front pagesometimes /tv/ is alright
>>214182020me on the right
>>214177366It's for a certain type of viewer I guess. I never liked cheap syndicated sci-fi or fantasy shit.
>>214177366>Why didn't you tell me
ITS THE FARGATE
I started watching Atlantis recently and I love the annoyed Asgard they have on the Odyssey.
>>214182077>dubsYeah them getting the leads in from Farscape was pretty weird at the time.
>>214180952>stuff I enjoyed when I was young = "soulful"
>>214182033Love ya, little buddy.
>>214182119Yes
I really enjoyed the fact that they progressed the tech as the show went on, and that they made solutions work in the same way we would.>Can't we just take a bunch of Stargates and make an intergalactic bridge?
>>214180788Yeah. That's part of why I like the show so much. The main plot threads were resolved and the show ended on a positive note. That's not exactly something that is super common. Hell, even Atlantis didn't end THAT badly even though it's basically "cya suckers deal with the wraith yourselves lmao".
>>214178745Qrd?
>>214181031That's just Farscape>>214181198Fortunately the show is never super serious business enough for anyone to give a fuck why this shit works. They could have easily come up with some universal translator shit but they just handwaved it away and no one really gives a fuck. Trying to justify that bongs in space episode is equally pointless, why the fuck wouldn't the GOOLD just stay on Earth during those times?
>>214178628I felt sorry for her not getting together with Jack in the end
>>214181987>As an After thoughtThe writers, most present (last 35 years) day show runners are terrified of the unknown. They'd prefer a try and true formula, and repeat ad nauseam.They needed an out fielder Like Hideo Kojima!!!! Look no further than what is, in my humble opinion, his magnum opus, Death Stranding. Sure, most of it misses Moren than hits, but At the very Least He Went BIG!!! Mans went all in!Death Stranding feels like something CronenBerg, Lynch and Philip K Dick while on LSD may have brain stormed one day after crumpets and tea.
These old Sci-Fi shows with their long ass seasons, man, how I miss them.Those SoL episodes added so much to them, allowed things to breathe.
>>214179593>Emmerich wanted an alien egyptian cosmic horror trilogyWowSounds like shit
>>214182438Modern day is filled with too many distractions.
>>214182468Look at his filmography.
>>214182372>The writers, most present (last 35 years) day show runners are terrified of the unknown. They'd prefer a try and true formula, and repeat ad nauseam.I don't think it's that per se, but that they treat a work's setting more as "the place where characters do things" rather than something integral to the story. Essentially their answer to the question>"why science fiction?"is "because that's what sells at the moment." It's the same with a lot of capeshit where especially lately with MCU films you can feel that the writers would rather be writing anything else but a superhero movie.If science fiction is the narrative version of a Socratic exercise ("suppose [blank]"), then a lot of modern "science fiction" is more often than not in-name-only.That being said, Atlantis, despite it lacking in the "suppose we find a hyper-advanced ancient city in another galaxy, what would it be like to live in and explore?" question, is still better than 95% on modern science fiction.
>>214182438X-Files is where it started to go wrong Everyone was gagging for the Myth Arc episodes But without the monsters of the week, there's no room for the show to develop an identity
>>214177366almost every episode is the SAME FORMULA.>go to a new world>run into some conflict >help the new alien race with the conflict>return thru the gate>"hurr durr we're heroes"literally the same thing over and over.even dialog is reused to where episodes feel like they are cookie cutterone of the laziest written TV shows in broadcasting historynever should have been a showthe movie was sufficient and should have ended there.
>>214182719>go to a new world>run into some conflict >help the new alien race with the conflict>return thru the gate>"hurr durr we're heroes"Sounds comfy
>>214182719t. GOOLD
>>214181371>ywn carter chianajdimsa
>>214182086>Kavanagh being Kavanagh>Hermiod: Stop. Talking. Please.>Kavanagh: ...>Hermiod: Thank you.Also when he keeps grumbling because they start just beaming nukes everywhere.
>>214177366>Why didn't you tell me this was kino?Because that would be a lie.
>>214182564I agree that Atlantis was better than anything that was on tv at the time and a bit Better than all that came before it, but they had these great ideas that went nowhere, namely Ford. Ford's eventuality should have merged with what became the Michael Story line; Ford becoming a hybrid and becoming more and more unhinged until he inevitably Crosse a line and there's no going back. Shepherd should have kept ascended girlfriends, both of them as contacts. Rodney should have kept powers if only in part, and Asgardians should have become the final big bad.
>>214182945Watch yourself, slut.
>>214181501i can feel shepherd's lack of charisma even without the soundhe is just so lame compared to jack
>>214182719Episodic kino with a one-and-done self contained story is peak. Streamshit has led to constant drama, cliffhangers and godawful scripts. Give me 20 comfy installments over an 8 episode mess that somehow still feels bloated anyday.
>>214179274tokra sluts best sluts
>>214183182Shepherd wasn't as charismatic but he was cool in other ways.
>>214181475I love this bit
>>214177366We did. I rewatched it again for the 3rd time a little bit ago and I already want to do it again but its too soon. Greatest sci-fi ever.
>>214181486Bury myself so far into Weir's pussy it would take a C-section to get me out
>>214183177
Stargate SG1 is about as well made as my wife Reese.
>>214181689He's not staring the gravitational pull of those 2 massive objects are pulling his eyes in
>>214181689
>>214183202Cool in other ways like?
>>214183185there's really no drawback to having episodes of the week which dedicate around 5-10 minutes towards progressing a season wide plot.
>>214183510>episodes of the week which dedicate around 5-10 minutes towards progressing a season wide plotThis is the most kino structure in the history of television. All my favorite shows follow this pattern.
>>214182229Dr. Lee explaining the concept to a room full of scientist with the twilight bark.>101 Dalmatians... My kids love that movie.>...>LORD OF THE RINGS>Ah, yes.
>>214182366She did get together with Jack in the end off-camera. Only a slight hint that they are together. Don't know what episode but I think it was in Atlantis when someone asked her if she's with someone.
>>214183510>>214183892The 8-10 episode streaming model and its consequences have been a disaster for television.Bring back 22 episode seasons with monster of the week bangers.
>>214181987There are multiple episodes where they explore Atlantis and find some new lab or something.
>>214183424Sheppard is more relatable because of his autism.
>>214184610The worst part is that shows have fewer episodes but have way more shit that feels like it's there to pad out time.
>>214184634You don't like singing?
>>214184705/thread
>>214178628Genitals on the inside instead of the outside == SEX!
>You're a good friend, Arthur.
>>214179097Hey guise lets fix the galactica was my favorite SGU /tv/ meme
>>214177366If you need this told to you, you have room temperature IQ and thus should be ignored
>>214184732I fail to see how this ties to my post.
>>214179690>necrons?Imagine if when he finally gets his trilogy he gets sued by GW
>>214178628True.
>>214177366we did, newfag.
Why was Daniel Jackson so weird about sex with Vala?
BAAH!
Why was Daniel Jackson so weird about his wife's son?
>>214184837Daniel had a wife he missed terribly.
>>214178628Here's the other half.
>>214178628>>214184912
>>214181426I hate watching the bts from the dvds because it showed that most of the actresses used prosthetic tits for extra cleavage.
>>214184892Kid gave Daniel his Goa'uld memories and Daniel, while under Genjutsu, realized he would have become evil.
How come O'Neill didn't get goold detection superpowers and ability to use their equipment for being blended with a Tok'ra like Carter did?>It wasn't enough time.Long enough for the Tok'ra to take O'Neill's body to Ba'al's planet to save his side bitch.
I can see Stargate parodying the whole RPG-mechanics Isekai trend in anime by having the team ended up in a world that seems like a medieval fantasy world only to find out the enter planet was just created to be a MMORPG by the ancients, wouldn’t be the first time they used entire civilizations to play video games
>>214177366We did though.
>>214184955Didn't Carter's symbiote sacrifice itself willingly so that she could live, dissolving itself into her body, while O'Neill's just gets the fuck out of his body before getting killed?
>>214179381True.
>>214185033Va'la's symbiote was also ejected by the Tok'ra and she has the powers.
>>214185057She was GOOLD'ed for quite a while so her body ended up absorbing some naquadah over time.Honestly it's better to not ask too many questions because I really don't know how the fuck you'd even explain some things like the whole medieval bong Christian episode otherwise.
>>214184938Not my wife
>>214184938my wife sha're (pbuh) was all natural
>>214184707Modern shows are just movie scripts padded out to ten hours
