Name a more enjoyable way to spend time
>>214177916A bender with the boys.
>>214177916Jerking off to prime Daisy Taylor
>>214177916If you take the movies in isolation, they can be a comfy watch, if you can ignore the realities of (1) the insufferable adult troon/groomer fanbase and (2) the insufferable fag-enabling pagan author. But I for one welcome the horrible remake because it will spawn a lot of /tv/ memes.
heroin.
>>214177916I watch a marathon of Harry Potter whenever I'm sick with the flu or stress. Afterward I feel so much better. They're honestly oddly therapeutic.
>>214177916I haven't seen a single Harry Potter film. Down to finally take a hit of HP tonight. What's the optimal viewing order for comfy? Or is this a ChatGPT question?
>>214178095>viewing orderobviously in release order you fucking retard
>>214178095/tv/s officially viewing list is as followsFirst you watch order of the phoenix, then the deathly hollows part 2, then chamber of secrets, philosophers stone, prisoner of Azkaban, then deathly hollows part 1. The last 2 can be in any order, goblet of fire or half blood prince
>>214178095>>214178152Only the first 3 and the half blood prince and deathly hollows are worth watching. You ca skip goblet and Pheonix and not miss anything important
>>214178095>What's the optimal viewing orderKill yourself
>>214178095marathon the audio books before the moviesto extract as maximum hours of comfy
>>214178317>marathon the audio books before the movies>>214178245>Kill yourself>>214178198>Only the first 3 and the half blood prince and deathly hollows are worth watching>>214178152>First you watch order of the phoenix,>>214178120>obviously in release order you fucking retardreally good advice so far lads, keep it coming
>>214178095Just be sure to watch the official Zoomer Fanedits, which break the movies into 30 second chunks with a vertical aspect ratio. Those old boomer movies can be a bit overwhelming if you need to binge more than 5 minutes at a time without breaks for pills and social media.
>>214177916>thread up for an hour >still no "dullest franchise" pastathe absolute state of /tv/ these days
>>214178491hopefully the miserable litcel who would spam that has roped by now
>>214178491>complaining about the lack of spam bots
>>214178491You could have posted it yourself tho
>>214178095watch Film 1 and then listen to all the Jim Dale audiobooks (Stephen Fry is a faggot) then watch the rest of the films and start seething beginning with Goblet of Fire but especially Half-Blood Prince
>>214178877>Stephen Fry is a faggotcertainly agree with that. can't stand to listen to him, he talks like a professional pedophile
>>214177957extraordinarily based
>>214177916>Name a more enjoyable way to spend timereading fanfiction and gooning for 48 hours straight
>>214177916I don't understand why they are making a remake instead of making a sequel/reboot where a new Dark Wizard kills Harry and Ginny and their kids have to grow up and fight him. That worked really well for Star Wars.
skip the books and movies and read My Immortal instead, after that work your way through AO3
>>214178317good tip, but maybe wait for the philosopher's stone audio-dramatization that releases later this year
>>214180622this onehttps://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Harry-Potter-and-the-Philosophers-Stone-Full-Cast-Edition-Audiobook/B0F14RFHS6
>>214177916Putting thumbtacks down my dickhole
>>214177916>Name a more enjoyable way to spend time
>>214178877>>214179637This. Jim Dale was the superior version.
>>214177916Why didn't Dumbledore summon the eagles to save himself from Snape?
>>214177916rawdogging a long flightgoing to a dentist
>>214177916Growing up.
