>anon, I'm ready to settle down nowWhat do?
effortlessly transition from half retard to full retard
is that Haley Joel Osment?
>>214186048its his own biological child, might as well.
>>214186048Unironically me and my wife. She also doesn’t have sex with me.
>>214186089>Unironically me and my wife. She also doesn’t have sex with me.Based cuck
>>214186125kek
>>214186048That’s actually my favourite scene from the movie. That and the birds flying away over her grave. He is so proud of her when calling her a moma and she is dignified in her simplicity, her orderly home, the steadiness of her life, the way she sums up the turbulences with a gesture without explaining to him in real terms. A closeness and familiarity at the same time worlds between past and the moment, him and her.
>>214186048I think the guy in this movie was a retard.
>>214186048>is he... like me?>no Forest, he's not a fucking retard like you, he's really smart, thank God he didn't take after you
>>214186048Life most retarded cucks and normies, you say 'yes'ma'am'.
>>214186088>its his own biological childThere are basically two options here and beither is good for Jenny's character - he is Forest's biological son and thus Jenny kept him away from his real father until her disease made her change the strat, or this is not his biological child and she is dumping her kid on dumbass bilionaire to take care of.
>>214186400Rude
>>214186048Does his son have aids as well?
>>214186048Never settle, know that if you better yourself, there is someone out there that isnt a complete compromise that you will be sick of in a few years anyway.
>>214186048A single mother is like a box of chocolates: mostly brown.
>>214186472no he's from Alabama
>friend with benefits recently thought she was pregnant because she missed one of her periods and her nipples were super sensitive>took the test yesterday and it was a false alarmshe’s broke, jobless and suffers from depression, bipolar disorder II and debilitating anxiety. my life flashed before my eyes bros. if she weren’t an 8/10 Korean American who is a 10/10 in bed i would have dropped her a long time ago.
>>214186048I'm not a pedophile so I'd never ever settle for a single mother.
>>214186509based hopegiver
>>214186588>friend with benefits>she’s broke, jobless and suffers from depression, bipolar disorder II and debilitating anxietygrim
>>214186509Forrest loved Jenny, though.
>>214186588Damn that sounds horrible. Hope her life improves.
>>214186079Yes
>>214186089at least you're rich, right?
>>214186588>depression, bipolar disorder II and debilitating anxietySo none of those exists, she is just lazy cunt constantly browsing her phone.
>>214186588>she’s broke, jobless and suffers from depression, bipolar disorder II and debilitating anxiety.She's just retarded and lazy.
>>214186572So is Tim Cook.
>>214186588You're gonna end up knocking up a lazy, retarded bug girl who will go crazy on you and the offspring. What a dumbass.
>>214186588Based friends with benefits enjoyer. Got blueballed by mine this weekend because her kid's father suddenly "wanted to see their daughter" AKA, "let me lay up in your house and eat all your food". Yeah, they're fucking and I don't care.
>>214186048(pic related).
>>214186588you're afraid of knocking up a hot asian chick? shut the fuck up
>>214186088>Forrest the billionaire that I had sex with one time, this is totally your biological son and not produced from the hundreds - conceivably thousands - of men I've fucked>why no, he doesn't share your genetic disorder, why would you think he would?
>>214187501Bug fuckers need to be gassed. You retards keep falling for the trad Asian wife meme.
In highschool I had this friend named Aaron who's dad married an 18 year old Filipina girl that was his same age as Aaron. She hated Aaron and would constantly talk shit at him and be overtly sexual with his father in front of him like she was doing it at him.Most uncomfortable I've ever been going to a friends' house. Really cured any Asian fetish I might've ever developed.
>>214187648Like I said, wife-ing them is a meme. Using them just for sex is fine though.
>>214187648That's not entirely fair anon, Flips are bottom-tier jungle Asians, but the general rule still applies:>Americanized ones are already ruined>FOBs are liable to pull the most ridiculous shit tests if you show any weakness>NEVER wife an immigrant who didn't already get citizenship on her own
>>214186088Nah it was this guy's
>>214186440>There are basically two options here and beither is good
>>214186588gtfo nowyou'll be stuck taking care of a crazy girl for the rest of your life if you get her pregnant
>>214186588Burn the rice, pay the priceMama gave me great advice once "Don't fuck it if you don't want to produce it" Mama didn't raise no moron
>>214186048Is AIDS pussy any good? does it stop functioning or is it gross from all the disease?
>>214187847Based passportbro knower
Since we're posting women horror stories>started dating chick>rebound.jpg>seems really supportive and encouraging>gives amazing blowjobs>she starts acting extremely emotional>"anon I have bpd">wat is bpd>two weeks later starts talking about threesomes>uhh... what... i like one woman>"oh anon hahaha" >wtf that doesn't feel good>constant shittests (don't know what they are) because religious-sheltering.exe>gain courage to break up with her because head = fucked>"ok, I was texting some other guy anyway">go to doctor for routine checkup>"anon you have herp"I nearly overdosed on redpills the next month
>>214189909Hope you burned her car
>>214187847One of my co-workers is in his late 40s, married to a Filipino girl. They've got 2-3 kids, don't know exactly.He's a nice guy and it pains me to see him take a call from her. He just sighs heavily, takes the call, has some small disagreement, then ends the call and just sits there mumbling with his eyes closed for a few seconds.I think he regrets marrying her so much. If it wasn't for the kids he'd be gone. She calls him up constantly to complain about something and it often seems like it's something she doesn't want to do, like picking up the kids or a package or something.He is a dorky guy and while I would never ask him about her - none of my business - I get the impression that she charmed him years ago, when he was looking for a girlfriend, and then just stopped giving a shit once they were married with kids. At no point have I ever heard him say anything good about her or mention anything they do together. Like, he'll mention something funny his kids have done, like parents often do, but not a word about his wife.
>>214186048>at least he's hwite>ok, my new son, let me tell you about the jews
this movie has been triggering incels since 1984
>>214189754Passport bros in general are retards. They don't understand that foriegn women are still women.>WHY DID THIS ASIAN WOMAN DIVORCE ME, I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUBMISSIVE>WHY DID THIS SOUTH AMERICAN WOMAN ROB ME, I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUBMISSIVE
>>214189991> and then just stopped giving a shit once they were married with kidsMany such cases, and there are no good solution> leave the bitchShe'll steal half your money, and your kid will grow up fatherless> stayShe'll make your life hell, and your kid will grow up in a fucked up family
>>214189909Did you really get herpes wowDid she live in Northern Illinois by any chance and was her name Mallory Davis?
>>214186067>>214186089>>214186400>>214189615This board is one of the only ones worth visiting on this increasingly pozzed shithole site.
>>214190684Yeah, I've never had an outbreak but it showed up in my blood results. And no on both.
>>214191542No outbreaks?!! Wtf
