>once touted as the next dicaprio>only appeared in two movies since 2019>birthday and real age still unknownWhen did all go so wrong?
>>214190415I bet this guy gave the sloppiest, wettest, nastiest, noisiest blowjobs imaginable repeatedly daily to get into that Spooder-Man movie and Cure For Wellness and all the other slop he sucked his way into.
>>214190415>When did all go so wrong?isnt that the question of the day
>>214190415sad story. they wanted to tell him about making him a big star on his birthday but they couldnt figure out when it was
>>214190415He was in this scene with CGI Sarah Gadon
>>214190415this guy is an actual good actor and has a pretty unique look. hope he gets more work. also i know you're reading this thread dane you little bitch
>>214190567dane why would you post this about yourself
>>214190870kek got him
>>214190415>When did all go so wrong?When some retarded Hollywood producer thought him and Cara Delavigne could sell a $200 million sci fi epic.
>>214191014Imagine the blowjobs given.
>>214190415The answer is right above his forehead.
>>214190415>born 1985 or 1986how are there people who don't know what year they were born in?
>>214191014It was Besson
is there some condition or cause when people have these babyfaces with the rat-like eyes?not saying he's unattractive or anything, there's just a particular 'look' (mostly the eyes/eyebags) i see quite often.
>>214191277Being anglo and growing up in Britain
>>214190415Isn't that the question of the day?
i mean he looks 12 and tries to act like a man in all his roles and its funny and sad, how did those movies even get made like that? really at no point someone didnt say "hes like a little boy wtf"
>>214190415When he did an AMA on /tv/ and admitted he mostly posts on /a/
>>214190573Based question of the day poster
>>214190415classic dane
>>214190415Based on that header, sounds like he was in some flops and went to television for a couple years, and has recently been making a return to film.>>214191014Damn I still remember how confident the trailer seemed that it would be the next Star Wars or Guardians of the Galaxy.
>>214190415Hes a female to male tranny btw. Not joking
>>214191277>is there some condition or cause when people have these babyfaces with the rat-like eyes?>not saying he's unattractive or anything, there's just a particular 'look' (mostly the eyes/eyebags) i see quite often.In some cases fetal alcohol syndrome, in other cases, not really going through puberty in a major way.
>>214191014Nah that was a eurotrash movie directed by that French retard who made the Fifth Element, the movie was such a mess and the leads had zero chemistry. They acted more like brother and sister.
>>214192129>the movie was such a mess and the leads had zero chemistry. They acted more like brother and sister.They had zero chemistry, but everything else about the movie was top tier kino. It absolutely mogs Star Trek and Star Wars, and would've been recognised as a vastly superior franchise if people had actually turned out to buy tickets. The design and world building is exceptional.
Nah, he is cool.
