"THE SMASHING MACHINE" debuts with 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.Described as having a spectacular career-best performance from Dwayne Johnson.
>>214193769>MMA fighterWow, a real stretch for this fag. He keeps showing his incredible range.
Some ex-wrestler made a movie about garage-band from Chicago?What the Hell makes that a "highly rated" film?Good grief, Hollywood cannot think.
>>214193769They said the same thing about Sandler in Uncut Gems, but it wasn't long before he was making retard movies again
>MMA fighter tries to be the best, but some things happen to himriveting plot
>Smashing PumpkinsIs he singing 1979?
>>214193769
I liked the safdies when they were a team but i watched The Curse and it was absolutely terrible.Plus i don't care about sports in any way so i'll skip this.If i did wanna learn about this guy i'll just watch the 2002 documentary "The Smashing Machine".https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320512/
>high profile studio film with 8-9 figure marketing budget has “positive” reviews before anyone sees itwow
>>214193769What is it with all these failed, washed up actors and wrestling themed films?
early hype for a mid A24 movie
>>214195840It was shown at the Venice Film Festival.
>all movies open at 95+ critic score from choice prescreenings>rating drops dramatically when actual reviews pour in
>>214193769>Bennie, why are you shooting my scenes first?
>>214196286it was at Venice, you retard.
The RIGHT brother won
>>214196393Who gives a shit what gay little place it showed in? Think before you talk, nigger.
>>214197079Is this his The Whale?
>>214197139Don't talk to me with that tone of skin, nigger.
>>214193825>>214194021>>214194269>>214196225None of you have seen this movie. Get out of your room and encounter vagina.
>>214197079>15 minute standing ovationMy god is this shit fake.
>>214193769>Paid reviewNoted.
>>214193769Zero interest
both are 70 million each
>>214197231>>214197211>>214197139>>214197193>>214196286Samefag
>>214197329KYS retard
>>214197079APOLOGIZE
We're so back
>>214193769this is the most astroturfed, forced and corpo shit i've ever seen. you got to be actually retarded to think this movie was at any point a genuine project. it's only existence is to revitalize dwayne johnsons career. he literally saw uncut gems and basically seems to have just asked the safdie bros to do the same treatment but with him. and it's still the same 'good guy' shit all over again. it looks goofy and fuck him.
>>214193769>100%is it even possible for a movie to be literally perfect? isn't there always room for improvement?
>>214197167>encounter vaginaany tips? aside from insinuating im a pussy by looking in a mirror or something (I already know)any suggestions for an ugly loser who already works out?asking for a friend
>>214193769chuds have been cast in this film, I wont be watching it.
/tv/ poojeets hate anything related to The Rick because their 75 IQs think he killed the Syderverse when it was already dead in the water. Of course they’ll shit all over this movie well past the point anyone cares anymore
>>214193769Never doubted my boy
>>214197079That's Halpert's bitch
no way in hell is this reviving rock's acting career
>>214198992>ugly loserThere’s your first problem. If you see yourself as less then, how can you expect a female to do otherwise? Go up to them, don’t expect them to come to you. As far as the lack of self confidence, fake it until you make it and don’t take rejection as an arrow to the heart. Attack and move on.
>>214196275>it was shown at a marketing expowow
A24 is desperate to get a hit since all their films flopped this year
>>214197079>15 minuteNormal people don't stand that long without getting winded. Shit like this is exaggerated af
>>214200868Stop making americans look like fat out of shape morons with your posts
>>21419878311 5.5/10 reviews on RT=100% fresh.
>>214193769This is basically The Curse the film, so I'm excited.
>>214197258That they made a movie about ping pong starring Kevin O'Leary and Tyler the Creator is insane to me
>>214198783How do you retards not know how RT works by now? The percentage is not a rating system. The movie is sitting at a 75 on Metacritic, nothing to write home about. That's a website worth nothing its score.
>>214194269Hollywood soifaces when they hear someone didn’t have a perfect life.
>>214200834You do realize that it also played overseas and is still running in Europe? And it's closing in on $100 million with Italy debuting next week. 5* production budget is not a flop.However Eddington did flop.
>>214193769carried by makeup
>>214193769This reeks of hipster irony
>>214193769Good for him. It only took 500 attempts.
>>214203994wutit's a tearjerker
>>214202178The Iron Claw has 73 on Metacritic so if this stays around 75 then it's probably fine
Wtf I thought he was playing andre the giant in this srs
The whole 2000 Pride Grand Prix was kino, so many great storylines. There was an excellent retelling about it years ago: https://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/1/Pride-and-Glory-25240> Mezger getting screwed in the Saku fight> Saku vs Royce> Fujita beating the much more skilled Kerr through sheer willpower> Coleman winning the thing as a total afterthought entrant. > The world's most brutal N/S knees on Igor> The Dole Banana
>>214197258josh>bennytimmy>dwaynegoop>blunt
>>214204260The only way to make an Andre the Giant movie would be using mocap suits and CG like they did for Thanos. Physically, there's no one who could play him.
>>214197258this movie looks gay as hell
I hope he wins Best Actor, or at least gets nominated for it. the seethe that's picking up already when we're like half a year away from even the nominations is hilarious, and the edits of Bautista screaming like a retard in all his movies in response to a potential Oscar win (or at least a nomination) for the rock, all while the rock is running the most tryhard disingenuous faux-sincere campaign ever, will be equally hilarious.
>>214193769You sound like a real genuine human. Thank you for sharing your honest opinions.>>214193825lmao>>214197167That is a good discussion point. Thank you for sharing your insightful opinions. >>214200743> . As far as the lack of self confidenceIf people knew how dysfunctional the world really was theyd all have a lot more confidence. Experience is the cure.
>>214193769Wasn't he doing a project about his real life father? I thought it was this one, but apparently I'm wrong.
>>214197079>15 minute standing ovation The industry standard is 5 hours. KWAB.
>>214193769Is this literally the Wrestler?
it will be trash compared to the documentary
>>214197151More like Uncut Gems, he's gonna go back to making Rockslop after this.
>>214205481Yeah except shit
>>214195767I hated the Curse too, it's such a kid rich circle jerk. Do anons really want a future where the Safdies are separately releasing two big movies annually, producing a bunch of shit, and being promoted like le edgiest Spielberg-seses? They also love Israel just like that Brutalist dumbass.
>>214197079The Rock personally dumbed down America more than any actor while somehow making two dozen action films that are all shittier than most Bmovie action hits in the 80s. He had unmatched opportunity to make based R rated action movies, after he fucked up Doom. Instead he made Tooth Fairy as a humiliation ritual.
>>214197258>Christmas Does Josh celebrate Christmas? Perfect time to release his Trotsky screwball subversive comedy, "south park bigger longer uncut meets uncut gems," according to nytimes critic lenny jacob jeffrey goldmanepstein.
>>214200868Jeff Wells says he didn't stand. Only shrugged.
>>214202729A24 sold its foreign rights
>>214198520God damn this tranny is bubblin'
