What is the most unsexy intended sexy scene in history? Pic unrelated
>>214198224Elizabeth is a solid 7.5/10 and very sexy.
all the sex scenes in this, also the room
>>214198224The Room
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>>214198224Anything with black people, male or female
>>214198224Brosnan's sex scene with Halle Berry in Die Another Day. I think it was the first time we ever saw Bond actually get it on with a woman, and it didn't work.
What about Last Tango in Paris, Marlon Brando?
>>214198224Samurai Cop or The Room
>>214199110every scene in those is necessary and a masterpiece
imagine
>>214198224Chacarron macarron
>>214198973>>214199010ha ha ha ha ha
>>214198224That wasn't intended to be sexy, you don't understand Verhoeven at all.
>>214198302True but that scene is ridiculous. It's not compared to porpoise mating for nothing.
>>214199110samurai cop dude doesnt deserve to be mentioned alongside tommy, samurai cop dude had legit form
>>214201034read the OP
>>214199639Yes Jamie Lee Curtis, we've all seen your new rocking tits. Don't need to remind us.
Imagine being Arnold.
>>214198224idk why people hate this scene, it was sexy as fuck to my horny 13 year old brain
>>214201843it looks retarded
>>214198224What exactly was she going for in this film? A crazed chimp?
>>214199110Is that the same guy from American Kickboxer II?
>>214201034>VerhoevenHow bout "Paul N-Wordhoeven"?
>>214203240It certainly doesn't look sexy. Really makes you wonder what the director was trying to do with that shit.
>>214198973Imagine being Sung Kang in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flat chest and horrific skeletal monster body. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Sung and not only sit in that chair while Gal Gadot flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable sunlight barely concealing her ribs and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOT IT and DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her pinhead fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of kpop idols and supermodels and later alleged drift victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in South Korea. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled spine as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with the IDF in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person on this beach before the Brazilian police could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sung Kang. You're not going to lose your future F&F career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
what is Coop doing in Las Vegas?
>>214199010same vibe
>>214204060It's Verhoeven, it's clearly satire
>>214201526I never got why people say Tommy is ugly. Tommy is buff and good looking. He's just old.
>>214199010His face kek
>>214199010mogged by a random extra who's barely even in the frame
>>214199010>>214198973>no one shopped Pablo in yet
>>214199639S T A T U E S Q U E
