/tv/ - Do you like sex, Mr Lebowski? - Television & Film

>>214201797
That's exactly what women think when considering doing it with you.

>>214201795
She very clearly pronounces the OH in thorough. I'm not sure what you're doing here.

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)23:49:32 No.214201844

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)23:49:32 No.214201844

I had sex today, washed my dick, came back in and fucked her again. I musta been backed up sheeeeeeesh

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)23:50:20 No.214201865

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)23:50:20 No.214201865

>>214201844
>washing your dick

incel spotted

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)23:50:54 No.214201877

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)23:50:54 No.214201877

>>214201829
I fuck like a champ, virgin neet loser. It doesn't change the fact that I feel like a degenerate ape afterwards. Hate the experience. Hate myself for needing it. Fuck biology.

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)23:51:02 No.214201879

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)23:51:02 No.214201879

>>214201865
you don't have a dick to wash

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)23:52:16 No.214201899

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)23:52:16 No.214201899

>>214201829
based deafbro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW08Lg3Jkf0

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)23:52:52 No.214201908

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)23:52:52 No.214201908

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I was fucking my wife doggy style the other morning and right as we both were cumming she fucking farted so hard it parted my pubes. I shit you not it sounded like a shotgun. Startled me.

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)23:53:05 No.214201913

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)23:53:05 No.214201913

>>214201879
so let me explain the joke. ok so

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)23:56:55 No.214202006

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)23:56:55 No.214202006

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I don't know. I'm a khhv.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)00:06:05 No.214202203

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)00:06:05 No.214202203

>>214201766
Sounds exhausting.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)00:07:03 No.214202227

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)00:07:03 No.214202227

has this woman ever looked young at any period in her life

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)00:08:08 No.214202243

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)00:08:08 No.214202243

i was so disappointed to learn that logjammin' is not a real movie

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)00:10:34 No.214202284

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)00:10:34 No.214202284

>>214202227
No

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)00:10:41 No.214202286

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)00:10:41 No.214202286

>>214202227
not even in Assassins

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)00:10:58 No.214202293

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)00:10:58 No.214202293

>>214202227
>is this talented woman not looking 20 years old every day?

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)00:12:00 No.214202317

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)00:12:00 No.214202317

>>214202227
this is why youre a virgin

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)00:42:24 No.214202872

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)00:42:24 No.214202872

>>214201879
Always good to have a piss and a bit of a wash between rounds but some do seem flattered if you just go right into churning butter for that second nut

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)00:49:00 No.214203007

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)00:49:00 No.214203007

>>214202293
want to try again with that sentence, chief?

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)01:16:48 No.214203449

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)01:16:48 No.214203449

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>>214201908
>she fucking farted so hard it parted my pubes

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)01:18:17 No.214203468

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)01:18:17 No.214203468

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>>214202227
never seen The Fugitive?

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)01:19:09 No.214203484

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)01:19:09 No.214203484

>>214201766
>No, I prefer gooning in peace.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)01:53:58 No.214204056

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)01:53:58 No.214204056

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>>214202227
has this woman ever looked not beautiful at any period in her life?
~~okay, she's getting old nowadays but she's still damn fine for a 65 y/o~~

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)01:58:01 No.214204109

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)01:58:01 No.214204109

>it's a people act like julliane moore is sexy episode

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)02:24:58 No.214204497

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)02:24:58 No.214204497

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>>214201766
Not really. It's too emotionally intense. Like, woah, hang on, we're both naked(!!) and I'm inside your body? Not just touching you, but *inside* you? That's fucked up. I'm outta here.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)02:41:57 No.214204718

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)02:41:57 No.214204718

Sex is fun but it's not really that much better than just jerking off while taking a lot more effort.

I mean, I'm sure it feels a lot better if you do it with someone you love. But I assume almost everything feels better if you do it with someone you love.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)02:46:40 No.214204779

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)02:46:40 No.214204779

>>214201877
I love the experience but also hate myself for needing it. I can eat and shit whenever I need, but fucking comes with so much baggage and that is what makes me wish I didn’t need it

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)02:50:06 No.214204824

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)02:50:06 No.214204824

>>214204718
Sex is definitely preferable even if it’s with someone you don’t love but the extra time and energy it takes to have to a sex life is barely worth it. Loving a woman is never worth it because women just see love as a weakness they can use to manipulate you. If you’re faithful to them and can keep them very attracted to you and very happy sexually, that is really all they care about and all you should

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)02:52:25 No.214204854

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)02:52:25 No.214204854