>this yer signature 'Arry?
>>214202531......
>>214202663>Little PRICK is stonewallin' me>IS THAT YER NIMBUS 2000 outside?!
kek
>>214202694
They were nihilist, man. They kept saying they do not believe in anything.
>>214202709>Ya might want to watch outside the window, 'Arry, cuz this's what 'appens when you FUCK a HEADMASTER up THE ARSE!
>>214203024>I'll allow it.>Carry on Hagrid. The spirit of Godric Gryffindor is with you
>>214202881>I SAID WE'LL CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON
>>214202531Is that your flyin' Ford Anglia outside?
>care to explain this 12 year gap in your resume, Mr. Pettigrew?
>>214203129I was gooning, sorry
>>214203129>Meh fuck it>I'm going to find a cash machine
>>214202531>DO YOU LIKE SEX, MR. POTTER?
Hey, I know that guy. He's a Death Eater.
>>214203198what's a death eater
>>214203264SHUT THE FUCK UP DOBBY
>Who are you workin for?The Ministry, huh? You-Know-Who?>The Peverells.>The- wh-who the fuck are the Peverells?
>>214202531>Its like Merlin always said...you look for the wizard who will benefit and...uh...y'know, there you have it
>harry what happened to your hand>oh that was the new headmaster of hogwarts, a real reactionary *sips butterbeer*
>>214202531>If my giantess ex wife told me to look after her pet griffon, I'd tell her to go Crucio herself. >First off, Albus, you've never been married. Second, this is a fuckin griffon, with fucking papers. You can't just put it in a stable, it gets stressed, it starts eating the stableboys, and-OVER THE LINE!
>>214202531>SHUT THE FUCK UP DOBBY >THOMAS RIDDLE, VOLDEMORT, HE-WHO-SHALL-NOT-BE-NAMED>What's he speaking of, Master?
>do you have to use so many unforgivable curses?>the imperio you talking about
>>214203347>8 years old, dude
>>214202531>CAREFUL MAN, CAREFUL, THERES A BUTTERBEER HERE!
>i'll suck your cock for a thousand galleons>let me go find a gringotts machine
>It's like Black said, you uh, look for the wizard who will benefit, you know, and uh...>I am Lord Voldemort?>You know, you'll uh...uh...>I am Lord Voldemort.>Uh...you know what I'm trying to say>I am Lord Voldemort.>That fucking squib! >I am Lord Voldemort.>Shut the FUCK UP Dobby. R.A.B., Regulus Arcturus Black! >What the fuck is he talking about?
>>214202531>Hey, Dudembledore, its the 12th...>Far out man>So....the house scores...>Oh! Right...>Just, announce the scores at the feast tonight
I've had a rough night, I hate the fuckin Weird Sisters, man!
>>214203500>The owl has a letter for you, Dumbledude>THANK YOU DOBBY
>Mr. Crouch treats objects like house elves, man
>>214203500>*tires squealing*>OUTTA THE FUCKIN KNIGHT BUS, OUT
>Dumbledude looks into the Mirror of Memories >YEAH, YEAH, OH YEAH WHAT CONDITION MY CONDITION WAS IN
>I'll suck your cock for a thousand sickles
>>214202531>STAY OUT OF DIAGON ALLEY, ALBUS>*kick*>STAY OUT OF DIAGON ALLEY, DEATH EATER
That tapestry really tied the room together, man.
>albus chocolate frog card mentions he liked ten pin bowlingas if there was any other kind
>I'm talking about a LINE IN THE SAND, Dumbledude! ACROSS THIS LINE, YOU DO NOT-oh and by the way, mudblood is NOT the preferred nomenclature, Dumbledude. Death Eater, please.>I'm not talking about the guys who broke into Azkaban, Hagrid, I'm talking about my fucking tapestry!
>Lemme tell you something. I'm Harry Potter, and I say KILL VOLDEMORT
>>214203519>>214203430>>214203560>>214203189>>214203388kek
>>214203639This article is about bowling in general. For specific types of bowling, see Tenpin bowling, Duckpin bowling, Candlepin bowling, Nine-pin bowling, and Five-pin bowling. For other uses, see Bowling (disambiguation).
>Your revolution is over, Mrs. Granger! Condolences! The muggles lost! My advice to you is to do what your parents did: get a job, mudblood! The muggles will always lose! YOU HEAR ME, GRANGER? THE MUGGLES WILL ALWAYS LOSE!
>Sometimes you kill the Basilisk...and sometimes...the Basilisk kills you...
>>214203687ok I lel'd a lil
>>214203687>How was your meeting with Mr Snape?>Great! Professor told me to take any textbook in the closet.
>>214203651Muggle-born*
>Yeah, well, the Snitch abides
Hey I know that guy, he's a Slytherin.
>>214202531>I see you plundered your way into the Tri-Wizard tournament. Merlin's beard, man. Me and Dmitri, we're going to fuck you up. And if you think about pulling any of that crazy shit, flash your wand on the courthard...I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass, and cast the Avada Kadavra till it snaps in half...
>>214203903>.....blimey.
>>214202531>You can imagine where it goes from here...>He fixes the broomstick?
>>214203920>You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Half Blood Prince
>wand and broomstick, now>...and your other wand
>>214204026>HARRY POTTER! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!>I'm telling you man... you got the wrong guy
>>214202531They peed on my four poster bed, man.
Sirius was a good wizard, and a good man.
>>214202902>>214202694im laughing like a retard cause I can perfectly hear his gravely voice and tone change to these words.
>Where's the Philosopher's Stone, Potter?>I want that Philosopher's Stone, Potter>Dumbledore says you're good for it>Where's the Philosopher's Stone, Potter?>Where's the Philosopher's Stone, Potter?>WHERE'S THE FUCKING STONE, SHITHEAD
The name itself makes some men uncomfortable. Voldemort. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye, a wizard will refer to Merlin, Dumbledore or Flamel.
>They pissed on my invisibility cloak, man!
>>214202531Why did he write his name on an outline of Australia?
>"WE Have ginny. gather one million GAlleONS IN unmarked Non-consecutive twenties! Await insTRUCtions in the gIRls bathROOM on THE second Floor. No Funny STuFF.">Bummer.>Huh?>This is a bummer, man. That's... That's a bummer
>One BILLION points to Gryffindor!>OVER THE LINE>Huh?>I'm sorry, Dumbledore. You are over the line, that's foul play>Bullshit. Mark it one billion, dude>Excuse me. Mark it zero>Bullshit, Severus. I'm marking one billion>Dumbledore, my friend, you're entering a world of pain>I'm not...>HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES THE SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?>MARK IT ZERO>They're calling the Ministry, man, put the wand away>YOU THINK IM FUCKING AROUND HERE? MARK IT ZERO>All right, it's fucking zero. You happy, you crazy fuck?>It's The House Cup, Albus
