Why didn't Anakin just let Padme being hus sugar mommy instead of going full chud?
He's an idiot that caused the problem his dreams were warning about
>>214205121It's almost as if people care for status, prestige, and when they feel that they have been slighted and betrayed, they want some payback. What would Anakin do, just be a boywife to his girlboss queen? The man literally has no life beyond the Jedi, he wouldn't know what to do. Why can't people understand this? Seriously, is Star Wars too complex for people? Is everyone retarded? Is that why they cream their pants over the moronic mess that was FiloniWars?
>>214205322He could be a galaxy wide famous podracing driver, couldn't he? Wasn't he the only human ever with good enough reflexes to compete in the sport?
>>214205121because, you fucking moron, he was having constant nightmarish premonitions of Padme dying in childbirth and was searching for a way, any way, to prevent that from happening.**some say Palpy was forcing false visions on Anakin**
>>214205322He could easily just do body-guarding and general fixing for powerful senate associates, its basically what the jedis had him do anyway.
>>214205121So true
>>214205121I was-I mean Anakin was far too invested in the war to do that.
>>214205121Anakin really loved power though. He even thought the Empire was his to take.
>>214205322>What would Anakin do, just be a boywife to his girlboss queen? The man literally has no life beyond the Jedi, he wouldn't know what to do1) Build and sell droids. 2) Become a professional podracer. 3) Both 1 and 2. 4) Be the Senator's lightsaber-wielding bodyguard.
>>214205121If he had visions of Padme dying while birthing a child why didn't he just use condoms?
>>2142062165) Star Cobai Kai.
I'm all for hating on the prequels and pointing out how fucking stupid the general logic of everything in it is, but this doesn't make any sense.Anakin felt the need to stay in the Jedi order as he wanted to become a master and access teachings that would help him save Padme from dying during childbirth, which he had seen in his force visions.
>>214206264he was afraid someone else would knock her up.
why did annie have sand in his butthole?
>>214206325He's complaining about the Order not letting them be together in the meme, which was more of an Episode II complaint than an Episode III complaint (in Episode III, his complaint was saving her life), so he probably hasn't had his dreams/visions yet.
LIAR!
>>214205121>Why didn't Anakin just let Padme being hus sugar mommyGOOD MORNING SIR
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!!!
>>214206325As another anon said, he liked power. It’s no mistake that George wrote him with his upbringing to make him understandably biased to perceived injustices that he was always too weak to prevent despite being told and believing the hype that he was destined for greatness. He always will struggle with that insecurity and reconciling his power with reality which didn’t always reflect it, which is why he becomes so brash. When you then add in that all he knows is conflict and war and slavery and never being “enough”, it’s ludicrous to suggest he “act calm and rationally” in a truly civilian life, it’s alien to him. If he somehow killed Palpatine or even just ran away with padme, it’s more likely that he’d end up like gosling from drive. Unable to mentally and emotionally be the man that padme needs full time, his propensity for violence was too much for him until death. Padme being a full time senator and having to see her sparingly over the years probably saved their relationship, he’d have gone nuts without the outlet he found in war.
padme was probably making fun of anakin behind his back with all her friends
Rich girlbosses owe me a carefree lifestyle (and sex).
>>214205121Can someone translate this from Amerimutt to English?
>>214205121I personally wouldn't mind being a meat dildo for a princess specially Padme and her army of body doubles tbqhfamalan
>>214208401>"Honey, your body doubles are there to keep you from harm. And trust me, with as horny as I was earlier, you definitely woulda been harmed."
