>Hey, Alan. Get the fuck out of my house.
>and take the stupid fucking kid with you
>>214206553>for the last time Alan I did not have sex with that woman>laugh track>but I fucked yo momma!>laugh track>BUT WE ARE BROTHERS>extra loud laughtrackffs how did I ever watch this crap?
This is 10/10 kino and no amount of shitposting on /v/ will make me not like it.There hasn't been one good sitcom since
>>214206553TIGER STYLE
>>214206553My mom used to watch this on repeat all the time.The actresses on this show were fucking hot.
>catches HIV
>>214207214>>214206580I remember eating mac and cheese with my cousins while watching this in summer evenings around when the sun set and laughing our fucking asses off. It's not the most high-brow and groundbreaking humor but when it hits, it hits.
>>214206553>MEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>214207214>>214208674The evolution goes like this:as a kid: >this show is funny and chill as hell, i love itas a teen/early 20s:>wow this show is so lame, dumb, slapstick, low-brow and predictable slopas late 20s/adult:>this show is funny and chill as hell, i love it
>>214206553They stole this joke from the superior sitcom yes dear
>$3875.22 every single month
>>214208674>>214208962it's well written and entirely correct about women
>>214209387Two and a Half Men unironically is what first redpilled me on marriage and divorce even as a kid and I am still thankful for that
>>214206553Charlie liked having him around, even if it was to just dunk on him or make him feel better about his own life.
>>214209429i just ended a relationship with a mom of an 8 year old. holy fuck im glad i never got married or had kids. its 10000000000x worse than potrayed on tv. every waking second is hell
I like the themes but the writing is beyond retarded, as are the people enjoying it.
>>214209387Even in 07' dollars that would piss me the fuck off so much. Id move countries.
>Hey Charlie, why are 3 women walking out of your bedroom?>Hey Alan, why don't you get the fuck out of my house?>*laugh track*>*Jake walks in*>Uncle Charlie I pooped in your Mercedes>*Berta walks in*>I ain't cleanin' that up, ZippyMEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>214209464Yeah man, I got out of a 1.5 year long relationship recently and after that I basically just stopped taking women seriously, and went from, at least in terms of mindset, an Alan to a Charlie, and life and dating is so much easier and more simple and carefree. I will never ever put myself in the position again where a woman can fuck me over like my ex did (thank god nowhere near as bad as with Alan, like you said).
>>214209442it was just to force berta to divide her jibes and insults 3 ways.
>>214209464>>214209573>new girl at the job>we start fucking>turns out she has a boyfriend (even though she said she was single)>now there's some mexican manlet in town wanting to kill me over some girl I don't give a fuck about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>214209630lmao dont ever get involved with latins, they're all fuckin' crazy>t. my ex was a colombian and she was fucking insane and every single other latin she knew was insaneThe fat ass ain't worth it, trust me
