nice. the previous ones were fun movies
absolute reddit
I predict the killer will be a white man
Glass Onion>Knives Out
>>214210314Penis proclamation?
>>214210314I remember watching knives out and being told that the twist was "super good", so I ended up getting it wrong because I assumed they wouldn't do the obvious thing. Didn't bother watching glass onion because of that
>>214210314How in the hell do you wake up dead?
>“What surprised me most about Wake Up Dead Man,” Spaeny says, leaning forward slightly, “is how much heart it has. Yes, it’s clever and sharp like the others, but there’s this deep, underlying message about inclusivity, love, and empathy—especially in the face of how reactionary things are becoming lately. It felt important. It felt… timely.”Dropped!
>>214210368if you are retarded
>>214210427It's a real mystery and mc actually deserves the money while in the first movie ana de armas got the money because she's le good person
>>214210314>More woke anti-White propaganda Pass
>>214210344Go back, faggot
>>214210314Remember when the black woman set fire to the Mona Lisa and Rian Johnson portrayed it as a good thing?
jeremy renner did it
>>214210797Let her cook, chud.
>>214210344lol
was the killer in Glass Onion as obvious as the killer in Knives Out?
>>214210314Someone needs to beat the shit out of Rian Johnson. Dude is a disease on the film industry
>>214210415>reactionaryPeople who use this word are always redditors
He peaked with Brick
>>214210314>A Rian Johnson whodunnit
>>214210314does daniel craig suck a dick on screen or just offscreen as per usual?
>>214210996yeah but there's a twist
>RennerMystery of the cock status?
I only saw the second one and it sucked.
theres no way the killer is not glen close+ andrew scott
>third part of the expendables for women and homosexualscool the cast is a bit better this time.
Is Daniel Craig wearing a wig he looks goofy as hell
His movies aren’t event trying to be subtle about his hatred of white people
>>214210314Have no idea why Rian Johnson is pushed so hard, he doesnt really have any particular talent yet he has so many fans lol
>>214210314I watch for she.
>>214210314another woke film where the white man is the baddie and a woman or a brown person is the good one
>>214210344This.
>>214210344Correct
>>214210314i hope theres a sassy black lady in it this time
>>214210415Do we have a name for you yet?
The trilogy is complete.
>>214211035Its funny that so many people (esp ecially americans) se how stupid and uneducated they are like some kind of badge of honor
>>214210314The killer is Mila Kunis
>>214212014It's probably Brolin because he's the biggest star
>>214210314
>>214212199He's looking for a punishment sized coffin
>>214212199Dick status?
>>214212229PENIS SIZED. What an autocorrect
>>214210314Why are they trying to revive this "70s murder mystery with ensemble cast" genre?
>>214210314>a KNIVES OUT mysterOh sweet, I already know who dun it
>>214212091mommy
>>214212274It's not going to be the rich white guy 3 times in a row. He's got your number anon.
>>214212302Sure thing lolLmao
>>214212260>They This is basically a passion project of solely Rian Johnson, Netflix gave nim a free pass for 4 movies cause they get a lot of views.Notice how another ongoing whodunit series is Poker Face which is also by Rian Johnson.
>>214210314Rian is the consummate ripoff artist. He should fuck off and die.
>>214210314Jeremy Renner is the villain and dead man they're trying to wake up is his dick.
>>214210314>Le Subvertino!Yay
>>214210314I'm gonna make a BOLD prediction here:the rich white man is the killer!
>>214212428
>>214210996>>214211185Yeah the twist is secret twin. Problem is that the twin is not secret in any way. Everyone knows she exists, so when killer murders his one of the twins and then identical woman shows up at his party with alleged world's greatest detective, the movie falls entirely apart, because the murderer doesn't wonder how is it possible that his victim is still alive, he KNOWS it is her identical sister.Johnson is King Dimwit.
>>214210314I like Spaeny, Kunis, and Brolin. Will not watch on netflix though.
>>214210314Running out of big names, eh?
>>2142103441 was fun, 2 was shite
>>214210314Great another mystery movie that gives up on it's mystery halfway through because it turns out that designing mysteries is hard, and we can't have that.
>>214210314None of these movies are mysteries.
>>214210314I’m gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say the villain will be some cartoonishly evil White man who’s stopped by a heckin valid POC
>>214210314Apart from the brown people, whom I don't know, this is the strongest Knives Out cast yet. Maybe it won't be complete shit like the 2nd one?>>214210415eh
>>214210415>timelyInstant drop for me whenever someone describes a flick this way
>>214210314Turn me on dead man
>>214210415cailee is basedseethe chuds
>>214210314No way the villain won't be one of the priests. Maybe both of them if they're both chuds.
>>214210314roundhead johnson is secretly based
>>214210401Lol
>>214210314Here's hoping it's better than the Glass Onion.
the title sounds like a hideo kojima character name
>>214210314I really like detectives stories but I was very disappointed in the first Knives Out. The mystery was uninteresting and the film lacked any charm.
>>214214228Deadman is a hideo kojima character from death stranding
>>214210381>>214211970>>214212199>>214212229>>214212230>>214212249>>214212392A man lost his penis in a snowmobile accident and YOU'RE LAUGHING
>>214210314Its at least different. Shitty Agatha Christie knockoffs, like a poor man's Poirot. But at least its not capeshit.
>>214213619It’s Kikifag, the worst waifuist.
>>214210415Reminder that she's a coalburner who supported BLM in 2020.
>>214215575And she wants all white people (minus herself) dead.
>>214210464youre stupider than i thought
>>214210314Cailee
>>214215575>>214213534>>214211035>>214210415Shut up, you moron
>>214212140I suggest "Greebskunk"
>>214210357>I predict>Calling it now>Let me guess,This is the only place in the entire world you can feel smart without people literally laughing in your faceKeep doing it, you and your track record amuse us
>>214210344Holy fuck kys
>>214210401funny you should ask. Once upon a time, it was November at Alice's Restaurant…https://youtu.be/cU1frTC4sTs
>>214210314Rian's whodunnits aren't even proper mystery stories. They're celebrity ensemble circlejerks dumped directly on to VOD + filmed specifically for dumb people who claim to feel smart after viewing them.
>>214210314>Rian Johnson presents...pic related
>>214215713But only Glass Onion was directly to Netflix, Knives Out was in theaters and a big hit
>>214215658>t. seething brown simp
>Mila KunisExtra sloppy
>>214215645she's the killer
>>214210415Every actor on a press junket is required to invent bullshit about how amazeballs the production was as an artistic statement or they get blacklisted
>>214210368Unironicaly yes
>>214215734How's Kiernan Shipka's career going?
>>214215727>Knives Out was in theaters and a big hitYes, such a "big hit" that its sequels are straight-to-Neflix successors only. Gosh, it's almost as if the praise of the first one was highly manufactured or something...
>>214215755You're gay if you think I'm attracted to that borderline anorexic troon, Rajesh.
>>214210773>Jewlywood is why I'm constantly angry at the world, not my dad walking out on usThis is the part where you attempt to use some yiddish word incorrectly because that's how you saw it in one of these threads
>>214210314Series written by women for women
>>214210797remember how the entire movie was dogshit but you applied real world mores to it like you do with cartoons before getting mad at them?
>>214210314>a Knives Out Mysterywtf?
>>214215763>Yes, such a "big hit">Budget: $40 million>Box Office: $312.9 million
>>214215861branding enforced by Netflix, the actual film is just called Wake Up Dead Man
>>214212260I wish this was true, cuz I like the Hercules poirot movies
>>214215763It's on Netflix because Netflix paid Rian Johnson 469 million in 2021 to make two Knives Out sequels for them.
>>214215734It's a fake quote. Noticing this doesn't make anyone a "simp".
Rian Johnson is the definition of an industry plant and a failed one at that. I'm surprised Disney didn't crucify him for decimated the star wars brandThat fly episode of breaking bad was pretty good though desu
>>214210314so he's just going to do endless whitey bad mysteryslop now?
>>214216079>the definition of an industry plantWhat does this even mean?
>>214210401Based
>>214215937Producers buying their own tickets en masse via computer programmed repeaters on theater chain sites is not legit """success""" in the slightest.
>>214216323Throw in the damn towel, anon.
>>214216058>fake quoteExcept you have zero proof. Spaeny, however, is a woke coalburner who spouts long posts about equality and how much she hates unironically hates white people on her social media before hiding them. She was part of the George Floyd protests 5 years ago. This quote isn't too far off from her IRL leftist personality.
>>214215784>borderline anorexic troonIt hurt you to type that, but it was worth it to deceive the brown simps, wasn’t it? Now go to your Kiernan shrine and beg for forgiveness.
>>214216375>Except you have zero proof>This quote isn't too far offWhy did you contradict yourself in your own post?
>>214216375Hello Greebskunk
>>214210314dead...man...?
>>214216663Found you!
>>214215680If I may,
I have zoomers so fucking much jfc
>>214210314And I'd like to present to Rian Johnson my FOOT up his ASS
>>214216789He'd enjoy ass play actually.
>>214210314who out of the three suspects will be the murderer?i'm thinking josh brolin since he's a monsignore
>>214215994They did that too, apparently they sucked ass.
>>214210314ALL of these SUCK
