Moviebob was right about everything and that really fucking sucks to admit.
>>214210488Go on
>>214210488BOB MOB BOB MOB BOB MOB BOB MOB BOB MOB BOB MOB BOB MOB BOB MOB BOB MOB
>>214210488I literally look at tall like this.Also what was he right about? Also is he supposed to be cosplaying Captain N?
>>214210591He was right about the white working class, for one. In general we should be less populist as a society. We're never going to go to Mars when people just want free shit.
>>214210623We're never going to Mars. Period.
>>214210488saved
>>214210488me in my N jacket getting ready to say the N word in a crowded starbucks
>>214210679I kneel.
>>214210676This.
>>214210488>Moviebob was right about everythingit really was a small amount of McDonalds for the average sized person
I'm fascinated how a whole generation was able to hollow out every ounce of sincere childlike nostalgia from an era and injection mold it into a glib Funko Pop
>>214210488What was the origin of his obsession with Mario anyways?
>>214210679>kneel before BLOB!
>>214210488He enjoyed his McD's.
>>214210725I'm impressed how the "glib fascmile" guy got so infamous by just aping "educated" British people.
>>214210776>>214210723Bob is like six foot five, that is a small amount of food for a guy that big.
>>214210811He's barely 6'2" lol
>>214210730Most of the time, it's basically surrogate parenting or surrogate friends.If you look at someone like Andrew Dobson, who's pretty similar to Moviebob, and read what he's written about his life, you'll see how much alot of these guys were outcasts, both by family and potential friends/classmates. This in turn leads them to escape into avenues like Nintendo
>>214210730>>214210948Imagine being like this.Haha... :( Kill me
anyone got pictures of his brother's wedding where he wore an Ill fitting suit with a polo shirt underneath?
>>214210789Why are people hysterical like this? Doesnt she buy her own bread?
>>214210789>bread is woke now
>>214210811It wouldnt be even he was
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>214211051When you go to restaurants all they serve in some places is sourdough. She's mad about that.
>>214211083>Television and film critic, engaging in criticism of television and film is not related to the television and film board What do you even fucking want, just the same five threads bitching about Marvel?
>>214211085If its a restaurant generally you'd want a nice bread like that but whatever bitch
>>214211216Why does "nice bread" mean "tastes like moldy shit" to you?
>>214211251Well im sure you can carry some wonderbread and bologna in your purse
>>214210776He's right.
>>214211303Ahem
>>214211051conservatives like her only shop at wal-marts and other big box stores so she's probably never seen an actual real loaf that turns rock hard after a day.
>>214211383I love how conservatives now pretend to be the health conscious ones after spending decades making fun of hippies eating granola
>>214210623tv and film?
>>214211349Then he died.
>>214210623Something needs to be done about the white working class. We are done placating them. I say, fuck it, drop these white chuds like a bad habit and focus on Black and Brown folx
>>214210623where does all the "free shit" go? pro tip: it wasnt "free" idiot, someone paid for it
>>214210488He doesn't have feet
>>214210488no he really wasnt a lot of his views are just leftist agitprop talking points played totally straight. Everything is white guilt or harmful and degrading culture to him except super mario bros 3. Its kinda sad.
>>214210623typical leftie atheist rhetoric, space travel is the ultimate end goal to setup a 'commune' separate from the earthly retarded lower class. Space is heaven for atheists.
>>214211349>a years worth of sodium in 9min>livesImpressive...
>>214211884>"Hey man maybe we should be spending our money elsewhere but the shit hole parts of Appalachia and the inner cities that have not improved in decades despite more help than has ever been given to any area(s) ever>"Commie atheist we need Tyrone and Cletus to be able to kill themselves with Mountain Dew and fent"
>>214210789>I need my sludge slave grains a certain way or else me get angry
>>214211940Here is your ideal meal, bro. Enjoy. Remember to take your cholesterol meds today.
>>214210789well i prefer sourdough or rye over the wonder bread this faggot is talking about.
>>214212000Fast food is science approved though, it's only made possible through the miracles of science, engineering and industry
>>214211884>>214211935I never thought of it that way. The democrats are the real racists, holy crap! Defund NASA!
>>214212103Ok bro ill meet you on mars, since we are enlightened above the retarded lower class I expect to meet you there since you are a genius like me.
>>214212103it really is funny how much rightoids seethe about space travel. you'd think they'd turn around on it because their druggie god is obsessed with mars and some of them are even buying teslas now.
>>214212060Nice My Little Pony buttholes.
How do you think Bob would react in the world he claims to want, where the elite exclude him and leave him behind with the evil working class white people he hates? Does he really think he's some profound intellectual they would take on their generation ship or something?
>>214212208Musk doesn't even care about space travel, he now is in a k-hole about how birth control makes women "political." All of this shit is because he's a druggie btw, he needs to get clean
>>214211884>space travel is the ultimate end goal to setup a 'commune' separate from the earthly retarded lower classunironically true and based
>>214212245Why would Bob allow that to happen? He'd ensure that everyone would be uplifted equally. Everyone would be exploring the stars in their own starships. Pretty pathetic of you to think like that.
I think there was a thin window of opportunity where movieblob could have ended up like chris chan. Maybe it's because his parents disowned him that he didn't end up like that.
>>214212307Allegedly he's never had problems with women so that probably was a major saving grace for him.
What would Mario and Link THINK of us?
>>214210730He got Mario PTSD in his own personal Vietnam
>>214211431All we had to do was tell them there are jews in the food
>>214212347>Allegedly he's never had problems with womenwould love to know your source for this
>>214210676As soon as we accumulate enough proficient and cheap labor, the US will be on Mars. Stupid countries like China that don't import hardworking immigrants are the ones who'll be stuck on Earth with their lazy middle class and their handouts.
...and we're making fun of Movie Bob because...? Oh, I see. He likes Mario. Well, better throw some cuffs on him and haul his ass to jail. God forbid someone have childhood nostalgia
>>214212436I had to see this so you do too.
>>214212436he means "never had problems" as in movieblob never let his lack of success there consume and corrupt his daily existence, the creepiest he publicly got was a faux pas on twitter. a surprising amount of restraint given his rambling character
>>214212347>Allegedly he's never had problems with womenWe're talking about movieblob here.
>Lindsay Ellis got pregnant from Spoony of all people (allegedly)>She still had the opinion that she was "too good" for Bob I'm sorry, I'll never get it.
>>214212658anon if you can't see the difference between bob and spoony then...i don't know what else to say...
>>214210776I hate people who write like this. They try to give you a version of what their ACTUAL speech would be.
>>214212856Bob would be a gigachad if he lost weight. Spoony is a literal schizo. Do the math
>>214212856>bobPowerful frame, tall, erudite, precise hand-eye coordination, impeccable fashion sense, handsome>spoony Slight frame, meek, prone to depression, manlet, midwit
>take a picture with one a YouTuber at a convention>proceed to pretend you gave a deep friendship with them until she calls you out for being a creep
>>214213012Why couldn't she just tell him to stop?
>>214212975>Bob would be a gigachad if he lost weight
>>214212658Spoony was a pretty decent looking guy in a sea of ugly freaks, Bob is a 8 years old in the body of a fad and ugly guy
>>214212975Bob is even more schizo than spoony
>>214212960you don't type like you speak?
>>214213086He's a big guy. If he lifted he'd be fine.
>>214213313His looks aren't the problem, anon
I’m sure he had an autistic girlfriend half his age whose a fan of his YouTube channel.
>>214213379He gets like 30k views on each video so yeah
It’s probably difficult to grow your audience when you’re stuck carrying water for the Democratic Party via reviews for movies made for babies. Pretty much everyone his age and younger is a communist and aren’t gonna be wowed be his luke warm political takes. Shit the one time I ever heard him talk about a movie that wasn’t a marvel was the thin man series and he talked about how it was quippy just like marvel movies.
>>214210488A normal person doesn't eat 4 cheeseburgers, 2 orders of nuggets, and 4 drinks for a single meal.
>>214213974The Sega Genesis was like the Viet Cong, man
>>214210623That's racist
>>214210679I wonder where this dude is now
>>214214297The human body reacts to all psychological trauma the same way. Your body doesn’t know the difference between a bomb blowing up right next to you killing all your friends and a kid telling you sonic the hedgehog could kick Mario’s ass.
>>214214560I hope he made it...
/tv/ is just jealous that Bob had the balls to hit on Lindsey Ellis
>>214214560>>214214761He's still fat and now he's bald. Grim
>>214214788I don’t think reposting a years old picture to twitter while budging into conversations to tell everyone you guys are friends when you’re not is hitting on someone. He may have hoped it would be interpreted that way, but he never asked her out, and I don’t know how old that picture was but I wouldn’t be surprised if she was married the whole time.
>>214215024>>214215023I genuinely think he just wanted to be her friend for clout and she thought he was a creep who wanted more so that's why she did what she did. She's way more famous than him.
>>214215049I mean he could make better content instead? I’m sure nebula has plenty more contracts waiting for white guys who talk about movies. All he does is tell people to see marvel movies.
>>214215145He reviews way more than Marvel movies. The problem is that his style of video making is dated.
>>214214788Going by your logic, spoony should be a god for us
>>214215201He has people make near daily threads for him despite not making one good video in the past fourteen (14) years.
>>214215233And more importantly, he was right about Final fantasy
>>214215265He was right about Ultima, he was insanely incorrect about Final Fantasy. He didn't understand how to play the game, ignored instructions, then got mad when he was bad at it. Many such cases among millennials.
>>214215291FF8 fundamentally misunderstood their audience. If you are a teen or tween with no social life you’re just going to sit there drawing spells cause that’s seems like the correct thing to do. It might be tedious but the game lets you do it, so how else are you suppose to decide when you’ve drawn enough magic other than when it maxes out? It’s also so annoying to draw magic you’re never going to use cause then you have to draw it again. There’s a reason the rereleases came with all the magic already drawn and not an instructional video on when to stop drawing and actually play the game. It’s just counterintuitive to the mighty mind of the gamer.
>>214210488Arnie just posted on /k/
>>214210623>white working class is preventing us from going to mars
>>214215583Both things can be true at once
>>214210488Moviebob used to be really funny. He was a truly blessed brand of aggressively stupid and oblivious.Now he's just a font of endless bile.
>>214214788Fuck off Bob
>>214215521Just read the instructions. Also he thought Triple Triad was hard lol
>>214212531This reads like someone from a cheesy 80s sitcom trying to sneak an innuendo past the censors, not an actual human being.Nobody who has actually had sex is shy of stating it.
>>214216728That's how his generation talks, at least the losers who were raised entirely on TV do
>>214216625I will not read the instructions. Just tell me how I’m suppose to know when to draw magic and when to stop? Talking to your right now, not the game. Please I have a hacked ps classic and want to play this again.
>>214212531>>214216728it's actually not a bad quote and it gets across what he's trying to say, but i think he heard it from someone else and was larping there.
>>214216808Been forever since I played it but I think you're supposed to know where to junction
>>214210488How can you trust someone who doesn't even respect their own body?
>>214216860Isn’t junction just a fancy word for attaching your magic to a stat?
>>214217164Yep. >>214217103It's funny because he used to be even fatter and said gamers should not eat bad foods
>>214210488It really wasn't that much food for an average person
>>214210488That's a fairly small amount of blob for the average sized fan, I'd you say?
>>214210623Does he not realise that there are also minorities that are part of the working class?
>>214217103>smoker>"....">alcoholic>"...">slut>"...">piercing-/tattoo-haver>"...">drug user>"...">masochist>"...">piss drinker/shit eater>"...">fat>"DUDE I CAN'T TRUST YOU YOU DON'T RESPECT YOUR BODY"
I think whatever happened to Bob as a kid must have been truly heinous. I do believe he was mercilessly bullied. It explains his bizarre behavior. He adopted certain aspects of his trashy Boston upbringing like his hardcore patriotism, but he completely rejects other parts with such vitriol it's insane. It has to be a reaction to something that happened to him.
>>214217250
>Still shilling his bookhttps://youtu.be/Tf_HjpndPUo?si=HR0Mclv8C89s_cSOWhy?
>>214217207It is. If you add it all up it's like 3500 calories. It doesn't matter if they're a certain type of calorie as bob claims, it's a lot to ingest in one sitting. Saying you can "easily' eat that much is disturbing.
>The console wars was my personal Vietnam
>>214217230The white working class hates the minority portion of the working class and has for decades. Mix of internal and external forces.
>>214216134Does that sheboon look starved to you?
>>214217256Nah you have people like Dobson who grew up to be similar and their upbringings weren't bad. Bob also never shared anything truly traumatic and he's an oversharer.
>>214210488Name a single thing he was right about.
>>214217368
>>214210488This was hilarious and every male feminist white knight deserve it, but in a vacuum it was a harmless interaction and Lindsay was an overreacting stuck-up bitch.
>>214217445>Conciousness
>>214217256Bob's problem is that he was at the right place at the right time when he got big.He managed to go viral just at the time when internet welfare started to be a viable way to make a living, and being at the ground floor he had enough momentum to get a decent start. This fucked him in the long run because he never wants to go back to being a non internet peasant, but his ever diminishing returns means he has to be more performative than ever to try courting donations and views.If he'd gone big earlier he would have gone the way of RWJ and been forced to get a job, and if he'd come in later he'd never have made enough to bother making a career out of it.
>>214217445A fat weirdo with a bizzare Mario fetish thinks he has earned the right to live in some childish futuristic fantasy? Not to mention him blaming the 'white working class was a pathetic attempt at virtue signaling. One of the few things Lindsay Ellis has been right about was to publically humiliate this idiot.
>>214217460Nah, her reaction was normal. Everyone learns way younger than Bob that you don't step into an argument like that. He made it about himself and got told to fuck off. This demonstrates if anything how socially handicapped a lot of nerds really are. Conversation wasn't about him, didn't start with him, no one asked him to but in, and he did so in a way that was weirdly personal.
>>214217571I mean even in the future we need clowns.
>>214217492Bob was making Game Overthinker around the time of RWJ. He's been around for a long time. He'd probably be doing 10x better if hed kept his mouth shut and not been performative about politics. There was a point a long, long time ago, where people actually like Bob's reviews and he was doing alright.
>>214217615It's social media, everyone steps into shit that shouldn't concern them. If it was a random Chad the reaction wouldn't have been the same.But I agree Bob is socially inept, maybe some kind of autism.
Is he still a virgin?
>>214217849Using an argument to but in to proclaim WE'RE FRIENDS is weird and off-putting even through the lens of an internet argument. He is a truly stunted weirdo who needs a lot of mental help and socialization therapy. Which he can't get anymore because he's 55 or something and his life is really just fucking over. He needed this shit at like 23 at the absolute latest.
>>214217689prior to his pixels review he was just an escapist parasite. He only really got attention when he went full retard about halo and metroid
>>214218314I remember his videos making 100,000+ on YouTube before 2012. He was doing alright. His problem was always himself.
>>214217615>her reaction was normal.Shut up idiot.
>>214218817It was. He interjected for no fucking reason.
>>214218838It's twitter. Everyone is free to interject.
>>214217256I heard some people theorize that either him or Jim Sterling were molested as a kid.There was some article on Zero Punctuation a looooong time ago where some anonymous writer talked about rape (I can’t remember the exact thing was about. Either about repenting video games or using rape as a threat in chat) and brought up that he was molested by his uncle.The writing style is as similar to the same pretentious writing of Moviebob and Jim Sterling.Some people say it was Jim Sterling (which makes sense considering he later trained out) but some people also think it was Bob Chipman.
>>214212522I like mario too but the point is he is a retarded fatass that thinks everything is heckin hollding back society and mario 3 on NES is the ultimate pinnacle of all entertainment everywhere
>>214210488What does the N stand for?
>>214218913*trooned out
>>214211935You know what the real difference between Appalachia and the inner city is? The Appalachians would be better off if the rest of us disappeared. They would just go on eating roadkill and fucking their sisters in peace, and with no heroin and Fenty coming in they would only have moonshine to get fucked up on. Inner city niggers would be dead within a month without white civilization keeping them on life support.In other words, it's not the poor whites holding us back
>>214217230Yes but you can tell those to fuck off. Its mostly white people that have actually successfully organized on the basis of working class. Even the Russian revolution was mostly just nationalist and anti-tzarist movements that happened to be socialist themed because that was the hip intellectual movement at the time much like liberalism was during the American revolution.
Ah yes, of course, the white working class. For 200 years, all those, construction workers, garbage collectors, farmers, plumbers, electricians, carpenters, soldiers, holding us back. It's the gangbanging negroes and fat virgins dressing up like Mario for their YouTube channel taking us to the stars.
>>214219259It's actually drug addict nerds and always has been but yeah
>>214218913I remember that. It wouldn't surprise me. Something in the man just broke. It's sad. I used to mock him all the time but as I've gotten older I've come to realize shit like that isn't really funny. The guy will suffer his entire life.
>>214216134Whites are pretty much the only group where a sizeable number of them are ideologically opposed to sucking endlessly on the government teat. I had a friend who's from Ecuador and I went to parties at his house. It was a big shock to me when his family was gleefully sharing tips on how to maximize handouts. They were a middle class family and really didn't seem like they were struggling. Every white family I knew that had to go on any kind of assistance were embarrassed by it and wanted out as soon as they could. Anecdotal sure, but whites objectively cost the least per person in terms of tax burden. Blob's post wasn't "whites contribute to this ill," he was saying that they are the root cause. It's a ridiculous statement if you're even somewhat rooted in reality.
>>214218913Honestly given his age and the fact he's from Boston I could buy it.
>>214212032For me it's the Acme "Italian"
>>214212208>it really is funny how much rightoids seethe about space travel.I've legitimately never heard this other than 4chan shitposts. I've only ever heard that NASA specifically is shit because they haven't done anything for decades.
>>214219429Whites are curiously also the only group that has even the slightest bit of outgroup empathy, much less preference. Every other group would genocide any group just because they could. Once I learned that I got less critical of white liberal outgroup preference. It's the only thing preventing the world from becoming the fucking Congo. Not that it applies to Bob, he's an open eugenicist.
>>214218952
>>214219392It's the Blob Chipmans and Andy Ditchs that will lead us to a brave new world.
>>214219642He didn't even name the cat and ended his life married to a Jewish woman. He was xenophobic because he was agoraphobic for most of his life
>>214219902Sounds like the standard incel retard pipeline, make concessions for your personal satisfaction until you represent nothing and all the autism was a just a waste of time, energy, and youth.
>>214210789Well, it's official, conservacucks are retarded.
>>214219902so based
>>214217256He was definitely just as insufferable in school, only he hid his power level a lot. But normies sense it anyway and shoved him into lockers.
>>214213326Says you.
>>214219928I mean at least he wrote some cool stories instead of gooning to anime and posting on 4chan for twenty years
>>214219948Americans are really good at destroying their own cultural movements by overplaying their hand. As the vernacular spreads down to literal boomers and retards they will overuse it until everyone is exhausted of it. My dad just started using libtard a few weeks ago and told me Tucker Carlson came up with it.
>>214215583How is this the fucking image you use, lmfao? Use a picture of a BLM riot or something, not of civil right protest for care of disabled children ffs
>>214217460No she wasn't.
>>214217849>If it was a random Chad the reaction wouldn't have been the same.Ugly fags should know their place.
>>214220165It's quite literally a protest at a Nasa launch site. >not of civil right protest for care of disabled children ffsThey wanted the money put into NASA to be redirected to them. Their signs say as much. That was the topic of conversation. I don't care if you think they deserve those gibs, it has far more relevance than a random race riot. Anyway, she doesn't look too hungry to me.
>>214219902Being afraid of leaving the house is unironically the leading cause of racism
>>214210623was he right about eugenics?
>>214220367the second is actually leaving the house
>>214220425>He was saying this during the peak cultural dominance years of his political ideology Jesus fucking Christ it wasn't even from TDS
>>214220446For me it was living in Philadelphia.
Is he the guy that said “there is no triforce of hate”?
>>214220537ok I looked it up yeah it is
>>214220165>NOOOO YOU CANT SPEND MONEY ON THE ADVANCEMENT OF SCIENCE IT NEEDS TO BE SPENT ON MEIt wasn't about disabled children. She dragged her kid out there to sympathy bait and you fell for it. They did fucking interviews and held signs that laid out what they were protesting for. They were angry money was being spent on causes that they didn't see immediate benefit from.
>>214220684>immediate benefitOkay, where was the long-term benefit of the Apollo program?
>>214210488That's about the average faggotry for an OP I'd say?
>>214220955Advancements in digital signal processing which directly contributed to MRIs and CAT scans. That's just one thing, but that's not my point. I was thinking even longer term. Sitting on our thumbs and sucking up welfare until we run out of exploitable resources is retarded.
>>214211597Does Bob know that he is white working class?Does he think he's part of the elite because he has some kind of media degree and makes internet videos?
>>214212522Bob's genuinely psychopathic. Liking Mario is the least of it.
>>214221130He undoubtedly believes he's an intellectual.
>>214220360Because its an incredibly convincing image that majorly contributed to the argument towards social services the first tome, using it again to argue against that is just stupid when it already was one of the most successful arguments against it!
>>214221128If it takes longer than fifty years but isn't doing anything to ensure our eternal survival what is the point
Bob benches over 300lbs. And you? >*crickets*That's what I thought lol.
>>214216728I fully believe Bob has never had sex, and you know I'm not judging, it's just kind of sad that he lies about it.He doesn't even really seem to have friends in his own sphere of online nerd reviewers, because he raises so many red flags.For those of you who have read his weird autobiography where he talks about Mario the whole time, does he give any indication of ever having had a positive interaction with other people?
>>214210488>pov: you are in a blind date with Moviebob
>>214221275>He doesn't even really seem to have friends in his own sphere of online nerd reviewers, because he raises so many red flags.When he moved over to Bluesky everyone there was already ready to pre emptively block him lol
>>214221255>If it takes longer than fifty years but isn't doing anything to ensure our eternal survival what is the point
>>214220684>It wasn't about disabled children. She dragged her kid out there to sympathy bait and you fell for it.The kid is literally disabled and people care, they make a decent point. You think bringing kids to a political rally is foul play? You dont believe that
>>214221377>The kid is literally disabledIrrelevant to their protest;>they make a decent point. What is the point they were making?>You think bringing kids to a political rally is foul play?Not what I was saying. I'm saying it was intended to sympathy bait those who are easily emotionally manipulated, which it was.
>>214221130Bob would need to work first.
>>214211597I love how this manchild glob of shit has such rampant main character syndrome that he's actually deluded himself into thinking that he'll be amongst the elites sipping champagne in Elysium.
>>214221483>he'll be amongst the elites sipping champagne in ElysiumI mean "among" in the sense that jesters were in the same court as their king, yes. If I were elite I'd always keep a guy like Bob around, he amuses me.
Dan SlottAndrew DobsonBob ChipmanWhat is this phenotype called?
>>214221777The atheist monk.
>>214210488>still has 1.8k patreon paypigs giving him 2.2k dollars each monthwhat the fuck.
>>214222068>All of this time and effort>Could make more being a manager at McDonald'sKWAB
>>214220955Space conquest, but you can't get it if you're not white
>>214222190China just built a space station almost as big as the ISS by itself.
>>214222068Approximately 24,000 USD a year, even if completely tax free, is atrocious. He probably has no health insurance. He probably has no life insurance. I don't know if he has a family now, but he can basically never care for anyone but himself. At his age he cannot restart in any meaningful way. Do not become an eceleb.
poor poor bobbert
>>214223717Dobson came back after a few years and is really good at art and keeps his mouth shut.
