>DID THEY JUST CUT ME OFF AFTER ONLY FOURTEEN MOJITOS?>THAT'S IT>I'M GOING INTO THE WALL OF THIS BAR AT 120 MPH>AHHHHHH
>YOU KILLED MY DEAR FRIEND AND EMMY AWARD WINNING ACCESS HOLLYWOOD HOST MARIA MENOUNOS I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY EXCUSES
>>214214256>SO YOU'RE GONNA SIT THERE AND TELL ME?!?! >THAT YOU'RE A DECENT BARTENDER?!?!?>YOU'RE SERVING CUSTOMERS SARATOGA PISS WATER MIXED WITH BAJA BLAST?!?!>AND YOU'RE CHARGING $54.99 A GLASS?!?!>YOU'RE A THIEF!>YOU SUCK!>AND YOU'RE NOTHING!
>>214214877>WHEN I GOT HERE THIS BAR WAS $750,000 IN DEBT>SO I HAD MY CHEF THROW OUT YOUR ENTIRE MENU AND REPLACE IT WITH A BURGER THAT COSTS $750,000>NOW YOU ONLY HAVE TO SELL ONE BURGER>THAT'S THE SCIENCE OF PERCEIVED VALUE
nobody would ever be like this unless they had a micropenis right?
>>214215371idk a lot of people from NY and Jersey are like this
Taffer is based. It's hard to go back to watching Kitchen Nightmares after seeing Taffer tear into some of these scumbags and straight up get them fired instead of trying (and failing) to give these irredeemable people therapy.
>>214215304Kek best one
>>214215371>THE GLORY HOLE IN YOUR BATHROOM IS MUCH TOO LARGE>I HAD MY TEAM COME IN OVERNIGHT AND REMODEL IT TO MAKE IT MUCH SMALLER>NOW A PERFECTLY AVERAGE SIZED OR EVEN SMALL COCK LOOKS MUCH LARGER BY COMPARISON>THAT'S THE SCIENCE OF PERCEIVED VALUE
>>214215371>authoritative male starts yelling at you>immediately wonder how large his dick isSorry about your dad bro. It’s not your fault.
>>214215371Every consultant I've met is always some large, red-faced middle aged man.Basically if you're a business owner you have to hire someone who is a big enough asshole that he'll actually stand up to you and yell all the things that your employees would yell at you for free if they had the chance.
My local dive bar HATES when I get all drunk and start doing Taffer-isms. I've almost been cut off because of it lol
>mfw the bar doesn't have a butt funnel
>>214215371Redditor take. I can guarantee taffer has at least 6 inches
>>214215304lmao
>>214216285this seems like the type of thing that would cause a drunk person to lose their shit
>>214216309It would cause me to quietly leave the bar without anyone knowing I haven’t paid my tab
>>214216285Are bartenders too averse to saying all of this to the drunk's face?
>>214216409Modern bars don’t open a tab without a credit card
>>214216265Thanks to cock inflation 6 inches is small now.
>DOES THIS FRYER LOOK CLEAN TO YOU?>I KNOW YOU PEOPLE LOVE FRYING CHICKEN BUT YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THE FRYER>DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR BAR AND END UP ON FOOD STAMPS ADDICTED TO CRACK?>YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING PORCH MONKEYSWhy does Jon always act so much angrier when he goes to bars run by black people?
>>214216424because they don't want to have to deal with the drunk person blowing up on them, causing a scene, and potentially driving away customers.
>>214216479>THIS WHOLE BAR SMELLS LIKE COCOA BUTTER, WATERMELON, AND MENTHOLS>CLEAN THIS UP
>>214216492then they shouldn't have overserved me
>>214216545that guy had to have spent 3 figures minimum to get that drunk at an NFL game
>>214216545>getting this shitfaced off white claws as an adult man
>>214214256can't wait to AI taffer into sopranos eps, gonna be kino city
>>214216492Isn't that what bouncers are for?
>>214216545he's not even drunkthat's just the average Browns fan after decades of dealing with their trashfire franchise
>LOOK AT THIS>LOOK AT MY HIDDEN GOON CAMERA IN THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM>THAT 22 YEAR-OLD WAITRESS JUST TOOK A HUGE SHIT AND SHE DIDN'T WASH HER HANDS>OH FUCK THAT'S SO HOT>I'M GONNA...>AHHH I'M COOMING
>>214215401This. A belligerent egotistical Italian man with a hundred dollars in his pocket thinks he's fuckin' Tony Soprano. >t. from NJ, not Italian
>>214216545Eric Andre's not doing to well
My favorite is the autistic owner who owned a bar across the street from Wrigley>Only got bar because he owned the building and kicked the original owners out >Completely uninterested in anything but selling his "Hot Pussy" shots >Says hot dogs are disgusting >Keeps it together just long enough to trick Jon into doing his renovations >Shows up plastered to the opening, everyone quits>Pours himself a shitty beer and begins quoting movies>Still open nine years laterJon lost
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST OF YOUR CUSTOMERS ARE BLUE COLLAR WORKERS WHO JUST ORDER BEER?>YOU NEED TO START SELLING UPSCALE $75 COCKTAILS THAT TAKE 20 MINUTES TO MAKE>WE'RE TURNING THIS PLACE INTO A SPEAKEASY WITH A SECRET ENTRANCE THROUGH THE TOWN SEWERS
>YOU CALL YOURSELF A WOMAN?>LOOK AT YOUR ADAM'S APPLE AND YOUR 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW>YOU'RE DISGUSTING, YOU'RE NOT GETTING INTO THIS BATHROOM>THAT'S IT, I'M SHUTTING IT DOWN
>>214215897my dad hated me even as a very small boy lol, you win anon, god dammit.p sure he had a hog though, and check this out, so do i
>The Bar Rescue episode "Music City Mess" was removed after the bar's owner, Chris Michaels, murdered country singer Wayne Mills just before the episode was set to air. The network pulled the episode and apologized for a brief, late-night airing, but it can still be found on internet archives online
he always talks about the average income in the area then just throws out an apple fritter martini and some stupid ass burger on the menu for every place
>>214215304Fuck lmao wheres mixy the mixologist when you need her
Why isn't there one where the bar owner is a pajeet? He could go in there yelling at the cook after witnessing him dig in his ass and touch all the food.
I love when he changes a bar completely and it looks like shit
>you’re not running a bar, you’re running a daycare>if you don’t fire him right now, I will>I made a hundred million last year, what did you make?>that’s what I thought>this is why you’re broke>you don’t deserve this bar>you’re lying to yourself, and you’re lying to me
>normally chill and polite>puts on Heisenberg hat>instantly transforms into Walmart John Taffer>“this bar is a DISASTER”>“you call THIS a kitchen? looks like a crime scene”>“shut it down RIGHT NOW”>takes hat off>back to “hey guys, great effort tonight, proud of you”
>>214216449Maybe you live in some fucking niggerville where people steal all the time? Because I go to the bar and I always get a tab, they've never asked for a credit card.
>>214214256I always briefly think this guy is Tony Soprano when I see him in the catalog.
why did he force his own daughter to be a bartender?
>>214218013so when she inherits all his shit she can say she put in the work
>>214217825Nah he’s right, modern bars are like that. Not the ones in rural areas you may be used to.
Taffer was just blatantly fucking with them here, right? He had to have known any concept change was never going to stick because the owners and staff were all fucking lunatics, so he purposely went with the one they'd get the angriest over.
>>214218595Same
>>214218811He did it on purpose because he hated those theater kid faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czgWmvfKYkcPablo bros...
>>214217773Kek
>>214218811Is this the pirate one?
>>214216285
>>214215304jej
>>214214256
>>214218811They got mad but when they took the one piece of advice they should have from the start, that being "move to a tropical location on the beach and open this concept there," they were successful for almost a decade before they cashed out. They could run a pirate bar AND send their daughter to college but they had to do it in Florida not Maryland.
>>214216751Found ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeIiH7a6Mog
>>214216545enzo amore looks like shit, what happened?
>>214221937>LOOK AT THIS>YOUR CUSTOMER'S GENITALS AREN'T EVEN TOUCHING WHEN THEY TRY TO MOVE AROUND THE BAR>WE NEED MORE BUTT FUNNELS>HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO FUCK AT THIS BAR IF THEY DON'T TOUCH EACH OTHER'S GENITALS BY ACCIDENT?>YOU'RE A DISGRACE
>>214221987>the one piece of advice they should have from the start>one pieceyou did this on purpose didnt you?
>>214214256YOURE TRYING TO GET MY DAUGHTER DRUNK SHES ONLY 14
>>214214256Unironically based. Ive killed less-random men for less. Send a message if you have to
>>214214256>DID YOU SEE THAT?>THEY JUST RAN OUT OF HONEY MUSSY FOR ANON'S CHICKEN TENDIES>THAT'S IT I'VE HAD ENOUGH>I'M GOING IN
>MY SPY CAME INTO YOUR BAR AND ASKED FOR A GLASS OF ALCOHOL>AND YOU GAVE IT TO HIM>DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED?>HE COULD GET INTOXICATED AND THEN TRY TO DRIVE HOME>YOU HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO KEEP YOUR CUSTOMERS SAFE>YOU'RE A FUCKING SCUMBAG
>THIS BAR IS KNOWN FOR HAVING REGULARS THAT HEAVILY FLIRT WITH AND HARASS THE FEMALE CUSTOMERS>BECAUSE OF THIS I'M GOING TO SEND IN MY WIFE TO DO RECON WHILE I WATCH ON THE CAMERA
>>214216651Imagine eating the shit hands burger served to you by some trashy alternative 22 year old waitress girl that smells like weed and grease haha that would suck
>>214215304>THAT'S THE SCIENCE OF PERCEIVED VALUElmao flawless punchline
>>214217823Phil wills
>>214216934lol
>>214222787>*throws a table*
>WHEN I GOT HERE THIS FEED STORE HAD NO THEME>WE NEEDED TO ATTRACT A CITY-SLICKER CROWD WHILE STILL STAYING TRUE TO WHO WE ARE>SO WE CHANGED THE NAME WHILE STILL PAYING HOMAGE TO THE ORIGINAL OWNER
>>214222015Based
>>214217168>but it can still be found on internet archives onlinehttps://lostmediawiki.com/Bar_Rescue_%22Music_City_Mess%22_(found_episode_of_reality_TV_show;_2013) on June 4th, 2015, Vimeo user some dude uploaded the episode in two parts, making it available for viewing. It would, however, be taken down at an unknown time. An Archive.org upload of the episode would be made after this, only to be taken down in 2024damn, after something gets removed from archive.org it can be lost forever againthis was not easy to findhttps://vidsrc.net/embed/44470/3-28
>>214224302Jon learned from this one and the trailer bar in Iowa. He walked out of another bar just because he learned the owner had a reputation for being "the town drunk." He got less patient over the years
>LOOK AT THIS BOARD! LOOK AT IT! You’ve got guys sitting here, posting the SAME COPYPASTA for 12 HOURS A DAY. NO MODS, NO CLEANUP. You call this a COMMUNITY? THIS IS A DUMPSTER FIRE!>You’ve got wojaks in EVERY THREAD. Every. Single. Thread. Crying wojaks, smug wojaks, GIGACHAD wojaks and you think that’s CONTENT? You’re not MAKING a board, you’re making a MORGUE!>You sit here roleplaying as NEETs, LARPing about mogging Chad when you haven’t touched grass in THREE YEARS! You think you’re anonymous? You’re not anonymous, you’re PATHETIC!
>>214224410thanks Clippy
>>214215304Lol>>214216652100%. Also not fond of most Italians from these parts.
>>214224344>https://vidsrc.net/embed/44470/3-28my nigga, thanks man
>>214224452>This episode contains depictions of piratey chaos and buccaneer defiance that some audience members may find disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.
lol there are so many rich owners that have never been yelled at in their life and look like they are going to cry
>>214222993I'm so glad I'm not you. That must really suck. Being you.
>>214223568kek
