>Previously on Oz
>>214215730Based. Its cool that this show has male nudity, male sex, male rape, gay relationships and yet cant be considered woke by anyone.
Why couldn't he make it big? He's a good actor.
>dad walks in
>>214215730is this actually worth watching or is >>214215772 right? i have heard there is a lot of gay rape and other really gross gay/butt stuff and i am not really interested in seeing that tbqh
>>214215772It's not exactly depicting those kind of relationships in a positive light
>>214216164>there is a lot of gay rapethere's not that much of it, maybe one scene per season and they werent very graphic. the sex scenes in general are pretty tame in the series. plenty of male nudity though, they embraced every excuse to have a dick on screen
The whole faux romance arc between the two followed by the retarded assault and then suddenly he is in love with beecher was really poorly done and scarcely believable on either end
>>214216164Its a classic show. There is rape but its generally only used to further storylines and they use it sparingly. Lots of dick. There is a scene where a dude gets shit on.
how about we make a show that is unpleasant to watch and all the characters are pieces of shit
>>214215730is that Detective Stabler?
>>214215817Looks like James Hetfields younger brotherYeah he was great in Oz>>214216164OZ was an amazing show. Yeah its not pleasant a lot of times but its realistic. What do you expect to happen in prison like that
>>214216331Its a fuckin prison drama. What do you expect? Its compelling as hell though and sometimes darkly hilarious. Like Adabisi is a hilarious character. A piece of shit yes but its so entertaining
>>214216389The acting was second to none too. Lots of great actors in the show. Forgot to mention that. Just very well done all the way around
>>214215730Why is this show so comforting too? Its brutal at times and depressing yet its a comfy watch on a lazy sunday afternoon
>>214216389I expect to not watch a prison drama because I'm not a retard.
>>214216389>suc mai dic now
>>214216389Adebisi lives baby.
>>214216164Its a gay fetish show
>>214216260literally the debut episode features male rape.... sweetie, stop watching gay p0rn, you're crazily desensitised
>>214216357>Oz >Realistic It was anything but that, you don't get that many incidents like this in jail and let's not even talk about this aging drug arc which was pure nonsense.
>>214216572the show grossed me out right after one episode, while my dad watched the whole show, w-what does it mean bros??
>it's a classic show dude you gotta watch it>it's about prison though so naturally every episode is about gay dudes pooping on each others dicks what do you expect
YO....>camera spins around room...PRISON... >*WHOOSH*...is like a BUS. Heh. You ever thought of that? >*trumpet screech and abrupt pan around the room*You have these passengers... *wiggles fingers in front of face*on the SAME journey....>*metalic clang echoes*But at the end of the day....>camera goes up his nostrilThe bus only goes...>*split second flash of fat man's penis*..........where the driver wants.>*trumpet screech*THAT'S life in Em City...>*man's orgasmic grunt echoes in the background*
A day in the life of an Emerald City inmate >5:00am, lights on. Grunt to cellmate to hurry up and cum before it's time for the head count>5:06am initial headcount finished, time for everyone to drop their pants for penis inspection>Cellmate's dick found to not have enough of my shit on it. After raping me, the guards order cellie and me back to the cell so that he can rape me some more>5:30am - 6am: Breakfast. Eggs sausage and cum eaten directly out of Shillinger's butthole>6am - 11:30am: nonstop anal rape. Sometimes I take a ten minute break to go rape a prag>11:30: Lunch time. Today's menu: big black cock with a side of nazi penis>12:00-1pm: Exercise time. Spend the hour fitness dick up my ass>1pm-2pm: Bible study. All the pages are stuck together. Hit on Sister Peter Marie, guards rape me in retaliation>2pm-4:30pm: More nonstop anal rape but this time someone gives me some PCP and heroin. I ingest both of them rectally>4:30pm: Dinner time. Poet is reciting some gay poem about how much le loves raping asses. Menu: More cock with a side of cum and extra cum sauce>5:00pm - 9:00pm: After dinner ass rape>9:00pm: Lights out. Cellie ties my wrists down and settle into my ass for a long night of rape. I count sheep while dozing off to sleep. The sheep are assraping each other in my mind's eye
The show was a fun novelty when it first came out but it's about as realistic as the fucking Looney Tunes.
>>214216622That hes a fag. That was the audience hbo was going for
>>214216843
>>214215772Because nobody cares if a nigger or a fag is in shows. Most people don't give a shit. They do care when it's hamfisted and not fitting. Here it does fit both the type of show it is, era, it being a prison, etc. So you can put all that in there. Making "medieval black kang" is fucking woke garbage and immediately makes me realize the movie cares more about diversity checkboxes than making a compelling show.
>>214215817Because he got buttfucked by Nazis and sucked and fucked for years on television
>>214216260
>>214216899I feel like it’s like what a bleeding heart Reddit leftist imagines America’s prison system is like
>>214216615I never finished the last 2 seasons or so. I heard it got really ridiculous. I can imagine. Hey it was a fun entertaining hilarious romp of a soap opera prison drama. Its dumb popcorn viewing at its finest. Id rather watch Oz than most crappy garbage movies released now
>>214216622Way more boomers are fags than ypu would expect. If he was in the military hes definitely a fag
>>214216658Rhese moments kept me watching the show ngl
>>214216497It still is what it is.. which is a prison drama. Im sure theres things you like I can call you a retard for. Its all relative and you ain't cool or cultured. Youre a moron like every one else
>>214216658please. I NEED more Augustusposting
>>214217252absolute mad lad
>>214216357>Yeah its not pleasant a lot of times but its realistic.
>>214216357>oz>realistic
>>214217382There's no way he watched the entire series if he thinks it's realistic. You could be fooled in the beginning IIRC, but it goes absolutely bananas.
>>214216345Yessir.>>214216331That's the 21st century for you, faggot.
I felt bad for Omar...
Yo anon. I heard those dirty spics are gonna try to take you out tomorrow. You better kill this one specific guy from their gang that I happen to owe money to within the next 3 hours. No problem bro you're my bud, just lookin out for you! Good luck man
its worth watching for the niche memes posted from time to time in here. some good stuff but a lot of disguisting gay shit and really vile stuff that doesnt happen in tv anymore.
>>214216658you deserve some kind of award for this, Anon
>>214216658
>>214217618>he said I suck dick?!! That’s it he’s dead >thanks white man I’ve never met
>>214217618>gets away with it everytimeBased
what would be the dialogue/scenes if the guys that made The Shield did the "previously on"?>niggers burn things>i've always wondered if adebisi's dick is bigger than mine *grabs handful of axle grease*>*spoon scene*
>>214216658geg
>>214218900WHY DID PEOPLE KEEP TRUSTING HIM
>I'm making some changes in Em City. No longer will the guards - the hacks - call the shots and brutalize our inmate population. I'm instituting an inverse social paradigm in this unit. From now on, the inmates will run Em City while the hacks will live in the pods.
>>214220866McManus you're fuckin crazy! Your egghead liberal ideas are gonna get people hurt!
>>214220909>He's got a point, Murphy. Too long have the guards sowed corruption and misery in Em City. Surely nothing can go wrong if we let the inmates be the guards, and the guards be the inmates.
>>214218141It’s pasta retard
I never made the connection because I'm an idiot but after OZ in Australia they would show Queer As Folk, now it all makes sense. >>214216658kek
>>214220745Luck of the Irish
>>214216658kek, these never get old.
Post favorite prisoner intro.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1SMF2JTiLw
>>214221318
Why did McManus make 16 yr old, vulnerable Kenny the cell-mate of renowned rapist of men Adebisi?What the fuck was he thinking?
Hottest bitch in the show by far
>>214221515came here to post this, pure sex
>>214221515She's the only bitch on the show lol.
>>214221725Nah. There was the doctor Ryan had a crush on so he had her husband killed ... and Edie Falco
>>214221318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdhceJ1PsqY
>>214221725
>>214221725Excuse me?
>>214221515Negative.
>>214221515
>>214221398he's still in the hole btw
What would you do if you had nigger gums?
>>214216345everyone was on Oz. It was like Miami Vice.
>>214221859he’s such a master assassin that dozens of people have gone in and out of the hole without noticing his presence
>>214221982Kek. Is that Doakes?
>>214221888this dude lookin zesty
am I the only one that stopped after the Beecher headcanon ending ?
>>214215817He did well in Generation Kill, but yeah it's weird that the likes of Falco and Simmons became Oscar and Emmy winning actors but he didn't.
>>214217197this. I mean, where do you even go from there?
>>214221859Supposedly the TV Guide synopsis for an episode way back in the day mentioned that he gets killed in the hole by some female prison guard new character. It was never included as a deleted scene on the DVDs so I don't know if the storyline was aborted before it even got filmed.
>>214215817Huh Didn't he do the Supersize Me I and II? It was massive RIP
>>214215730What I appreciate about this show is that each episode is the equivalent of a season worth of TV nowadays. Like when Beecher has the wolverine nails you can just imagine how modern millennial writers would do it>Beecher watches X Men on TV.>Reaction shot of a Eureka moment>Entire episode later he starts growing his nails>Entire episode later the nurse comments on them>Entire episode later he gets released and spends the whole episode looking at the guards>Final scene of the penultimate episode of the season Beecher finally attacks>Last episode of the season is Ernie Hudson brooding about the death and how to respond
>>214222242I shut off the episode
>>214216431I think it's just that all the factions hit and get hitit's like watching pokemon or one piece except ash Ketchum occasionally gets raped or fucking murders a member of team rocket
>>214215730>Previously on Oz
Reminder that Chris Meloni tweeted that he's erect on the night Trump was arrested. You can look it up. It's why he always shows off how hard he lifts weights - he's closeted.
>>214222991now that the dust has settled, was the 10 second shot of his penis peeing piss really needed?
>>214223029IDK b/c I didn't watch that trash. I saw one scene of it once unintentionally and it was literally indistinguishable from a gay porno and I never watched again.
>>214221888>nigger gums>revealed he was raped repeatedly by his dad as a kid>becomes Cutlers prag and gets spooned>gets AIDSHumiliation arc kino
>>214222833kek what is this from?
>>214223182Reminder that Beecher bit the tip of his penis off in s2 ep1
>>214216357>feeds you aging drugs>hides in a wall behind you>wolverine-fingernail-claws you to deathpsssh...nothin personnel...kid...
>>214223164you know a lot about gay pornos
>>214223582whatever i know is still less than you do
>>214222054yeah
>>214215730>loose buttholes in the shower
>>214215730Beecher was 17, you sick fuck.
>>214222420jk simmons was a nazi and fucked and had a great careersays a lot
PARKER!!!!! I WANT PICTURES! PICTURES OF YOUR ASSHOLE
>>214223952bro was gettin it iNNN
>>214221982ewwww whata cuckhe kissed her after she was glarkin that other niggas' pole
I still think it would’ve been kino if Beecher somehow intercepted the DNA test for Vern’s granddaughter and forged it so it would say something like>no match, paternal sample has PC1 Ashkenazi ancestry
>>214216658>*trumpet screech and abrupt pan around the room*>camera goes up his nostril
>>214224411I can never see him as anything else than Schillinger.
>>214224411No cap fr I didn’t realize that was JK Simmons until just now
>>214223952god dammit shirley was so fucking hot
>>214216658When he got killed and in the first episode of the next season he comes back to his omniscient narrator role from beyond the grave, I would have yelled kino at the screen if I knew what that was at the time.
>>214226507basedkino
>>214216658this guy fucks
>>214218020>and really vile stuff that doesnt happen in tv anymore.Thats exactly why its good. People are fucking pussies now and everything looks fake
where can i get this series?
>>214221415Somebody's got to be Adebisi's cellie. Might as well be Wangler
>>214227497hbomax.com
>>214227543>payinghaha good one
>>214221515fucking her and it smells like lavender and the hospital
>>214215730All I remember is that some guy gets beaten up and they shit on his face
Alverez had a tough time
What exactly was the experiment of Emerald City?I've never watched it but I know there are lots of rapes and murders and some bullshit with age pills so I cant understand what the aims of this were.
>>214227787Liberal reforms that were more uncommon in the 90s but are pretty standard now like education programs and therapy, open spaces
>>214216954Good post
>>214227655>here's that best looking guy i was telling you about
You didn't hear it from me but I was in the Dexter general and they were calling anyone who liked Oz a faggot.
>>214227978We're gonna put the squeeze on /a•e/ as a favor to /hor/. They're gonna shift all their (You)s to /film/ in return. /trek/ can take a hike, they're not part of this deal.
>>214221847I thought this bitch was Schillinger's wife for a good bit
>>214228263kek
>>214227787They literally explain it on the show, it was supposed to be a model of society where a select feel of each race and click get together and live in the same space, they get perks like extra out of cell time among other shit. Supposed to help with reforming prisoners or something.
>>214227603It's easier to find torrents and streams than it is to find a YouTube video, why do you need someone else to show you.
>>214228609Yeah but all it did was facilitate more and more rape.
>>214228845the guy that runs emerald city is repeatedly conveyed as a naive retard in the showafter getting held hostage and shot during a prison riot, he apologises to the inmates and tries to make em city "more fair"after a nog repeatedly breaks the rules/gets into fights/even stomps him personally, he tries to reform that guy by allowing him to take singing classes
>>214228981McAnus and his consequences were a disaster for prison reform.
>>214222793>it's like watching pokemon or one piece except ash Ketchum occasionally gets raped or fucking murders a member of team rocket
>>214221836Would dump a fat load in her if i was in prison desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu_yujhtkpIWhat does /tv/ think of the low-budget semi-official epilogue?
>>214230521watched this in a previous thread and it barely has any resemblance to their characters from the showit's like they wanted schilinger vs beecher but schillinger is dead so o'reily larps as a tough guy family killer
>>214215730I liked when Seinfeld was in there:https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18kvo
>>214224094Now that's a GIF I haven't seen in a long time. A long time.
>>214231276i'd feel like jerry in this episode if somebody asked me about the beecher/keller subplot in oz
>>214223952Is that Doakes?
>>214215730who /pancamo/ here?
>>214231645all in all the italians were kinda underwhelming desuand about schibetta, whatever happened there..
sopranos is great but I enjoy rewatching this way more. there are a few extremely stupid subplots i could live without but such is life.
>>214231645The irony here is that he portrayed a mafia member when he was a irl biker
>>214221515I wanna bury my face inbetween her dago tits and shoot a fat load up her powdery cervix.
>>214216164First 3 seasons are kino
>>214221216Based SBS Chad
>>214233152where did it all go so wrong
>>214233262Australia became a multicultural country.
The spoon
>that one episode with the aging pillsWhat the fuck were they thinking
Did you guys watch the unofficial sequel short movie Tom made starring Beecher and O'Reilly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu_yujhtkpI
>>214232913The nazi-biker guy actor is actually very jewish.
>>214233352there was no cohesive story arc and after a while, you can see the writer's room just throwing ideas against the wallyou now remember the subplot of murderers and rapists training seeing-eye dogs
>>214216658>>214216843LMFAO too spot on
>>214215772Cause it's depicted negatively.
>>214233352As HBO shows continue and they continue to be just boring-bad it's truly amazing how stupid ass details in shows like Oz feel fun and unique. It's a scripted reality filmed like an early HBO show.
>>214231276Holy fuck thank you for showing me this
>mfw someone pronounces my name wrong
>A22196>anon anonymous>*spins in mid air*>haha yoooooooo>*camera zooms in*>homeboy tried to start a stealth booba thread>*rotates in mid-air*>and the janitor didn't even realise the model he posted actually is an actress>*rotates in opposite direction*>All actress and actor discussion should pertain directly to their roles and careers>3 day ban>*muted trumpets*>due to the short length of his ban he may not appeal it>HAHA>oz baby>*teleports wheelchair on top of you*>maybe we're all the shitposter>UUUUUGGGGHHHH>*bongo noises*
>>214233387this guy?https://youtu.be/0fAtk3Z92w4
>>214231276Would George have made his own clique? Probably Kramer, if anyone.
>>21421665810/10
you now remember god telling rebadow the winning lottery numbers
>>214233955>CO steals the money >grandson diesgod be all “free will nigga not my fault”
They should make an Oz reboot starring Kevin Nash
>>214216954>Because nobody cares if a nigger or a fag is in shows. Most people don't give a shit.speak for yourselfi don't want that shit in there at all, regardless of context
>>214216954>Because nobody cares if a nigger or a fag is in showsShalom
>>214234539>speak for yourself>i don't want that shit in th- *SLAP*ok chuddie, more Oz for me
>>214233759George would be still tailing Jerry and begging for help whenever he pissed off another inmate. Kramer would be doing odd jobs and schemes to make prison life easier for himself. Elaine would either be some prison lady's bitch or one of the crazy violent bitches.
>>214234539Oz is a show where having no niggers or gays would make it woke.
>>214215730is this one of those banned episodes of always sunny?
>>214233750this entire episode was kino and I'm tired of pretending its nothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUyVLuff91E
I need to rewatch OZ again
>>214235134It's over, he wonFact.
>and the walls came tumbling down
>>214235561
>>214227655can't get over the way his story left off with him popping molly and getting fondled by that weird voyeuristic flamer dude
>>214233152Mighty boosh was a great trippy show
Sit down kids, its time to learn about discipline
>>214216658Proud of ya boy
>be New York>reintroduce the death penalty in 1995>becomes plot for kino Law and Order episodes and shows like Oz>don’t execute anyone>abolish it in 2004
>>214235935un-based
>>214235561>fake out killing him only to do it an episode laterwhat was the point
>>214236408He wasn’t scared and confused enough the first time
>>214221318his best role
>>214237233kekwas he break bucking him?
>>214237306Did Adebsi just get airdropped out of an African warzone into the US? I don’t understand his existence
>>214216260as a kid watching late night tv i recall atleast 4x stumbling across a disturbing scene at the time. 2x were gay rape, the other times were probably just gay sex slavery which is also implies rape
>>214227497I've watched this show four times on random streaming sites. it actually enhances the kino
>>214237561The actor who plays Keane is also in Madonnas music videos for "Like a prayer"
>>214234539>>214234829Exactly, imagine making a prison show with only white people lmao
>>214216357>realistic maybe if you're an idiot
