Oh boy, ...
>>214216210That’s what happens when you go into a spine-tingling, bone-chilling slow burn without proper protection.
Is this Mexican superstitiousness or Evangelical superstitiousness?
Why are Americans such retards?
>>214216291The Conjuring: Last Rites already looked appealing to me, as a huge longtime horror fan, but if this is the kind of reaction other enthusiasts are having, I can't wait to see The Conjuring: Last Rites in my local movie theater.
>>214216210The Conjuring: Last Rites already looked appealing to me, as a huge longtime horror fan, but if this is the kind of reaction other enthusiasts are having, I can't wait to see The Conjuring: Last Rites in my local movie theater.
>>214216210Wow. I was going to see The Conjuring: Last Rites, but now I'm going to reserve a ticket!
The Conjuring: Last Rites already looked appealing to me, as a huge longtime horror fan, but if this is the kind of reaction other enthusiasts are having, I can't wait to see The Conjuring: Last Rites in my local movie theater.
>>214216482its israeli marketing
>>214216210Wtf why is she a granny now? She was a sexy milf in the first one and that was not even 10 years ago
>>214216210>Santanu DasSAAAAR
>>214216210>Go to the cinemaplex to watch a Vera Farmiga film.>Start masturbating to Vera as I usually do.>It's a personal tradition of mine to never miss a film featuring her so I can climax to her likeness on the premiere evening.>Moaning a bit harder than usual because I didn't touch myself in three days just for her.>Phone lights start flashing around from people looking for the source of what turned into wailing at this point.>Rush my nut out so I don't get caught.>My foreskin must be red as a beet by now but I can't see.>I can't stop.>Blast my ejaculate in the back of the seat in front of me.>Pull my pants up just in time as the projector is stopped and the theater lights come alive.>Panting, drenched in sweat, I'm being stared by the rest of the people in the room.>"I...I think I was possessed.">"Possessed by this movie... I don't know what happened to me.">They are none the wiser.>The semen stains were quickly absorbed by the seat.>Walk away with no guilt, ready to repeat my deeds once 'The Billion Dollar Spy' comes to my nearest cinema.
>>214216210it's just an epileptic faggot getting a seizure, why do people still assume that's a possession?
>>214216990>from 42 to 52 yoMenopause.
>>214217243
>>214217317Fuck, women should be forced to take hrt before menopause hits
>>214216594>>214216677>>214216713This. If this summer were the Summer of Superman then I'm looking forward to the Autumn of The Conjuring. WBD does it again!
>>214216210>WaaaaWaluigi has risen
>>214216210>the possession remains unverified
Don't worry, Robert is on the case
>>214216210>possessed watching a movie
>>214216500Obsessed
>>214216210Oh boy, I'm sure that totally happened and it's not just another viral marketing campaign.
>>214216210It’s funny how much paranormal experts like the warrens mirror modern day streamers & activists grifting an audience base of gullible rubes. Just swap religiosity for politics
>>214217243i believe you, anon, thanks for clearing this matter up
>>214216990It's either that or bogging
>>214217580Possessed
>>214217560it happens when the kino hits just right
>>214217243Based farmigaposter
>>214216210the weakest of jewish tricks to get people to see a bad franchise.pathetic.
>>214216210The whole staff doing these movies are going to hell you don't play with demons !!!
Penis
>>214216210Couldn't handle that BIC(Big Incubus Cock)
>>214216500Water possessed by lead
>>214216210It's always some third world shithole/America(which is itself a third world shithole) that has supposed Demonic possessions.You never hear about intelligent and civilized people getting possessed. It's almost as if retards believe in retarded things and superstitions. Americans mostly descend from English puritans that were so retarded, they were literally kicked out of Britain. So it makes sense.
one of the last movies I watched in a theater was the great gatsby and an old woman stroked out near the ending before Daisy was killed and lights went up and they gave everyone 2 free tickets that I never usedalso my captcha lel
>>214217270>texas
>>214217560Yeah it happened to Dahmer watching Exorcist 3
>>214219849You're a mentally ill christcuck
>>214216500It's in their upbringing to do this shit, like niggers with handouts, it's just ingrained. They don't realize it is retarded and they cant, if you point out their hysteria they just get angry.
>>214218704"No!"Americans are mostly descended from the kulturkampfed, both from the actual Kulturkampf and the similar ventures happening across Europe at the time. America is mostly the rejects of Europe.
Capital City bros, how we feeling about this one?
Imagine being a demon and possessing a mangay
>>214217270it's a shitty marketing attempt
