>Ryan Gosling as a Force-sensitive starfighter pilot.>Flynn Gray as Gosling’s nephew.>Matt Smith as one of the villains pursuing Gosling and Gray.>Mia Goth as one of the villains pursuing Gosling and Gray.>Amy Adams as Gosling’s sister and Gray’s mother.>Aaron Pierre as a cantina owner who teams up with Gosling and Grey.Eva Mendes will reportedly an uncredited role as Gosling’s wife.
>>214218852>Force-sensitive
>>214218852>>Amy Adams as Gosling’s sister and Gray’s mother.good, now lets see if they want men back bad enough to give him a young hot love interest
>set five years after the events of the film Star Wars: The Rise of SkywalkerThat doesn't bode well, because they'll be using those slightly off-brand starfighter designs from the sequelverse. It should have been set soon before or after the Battle of Yavin.
>>214218852>Amy Adams as Gosling’s sister and Gray’s mother.Shame she has to die. It would be nice to see her in a successful movie
>>214218852>Aren't you a little old to be a starfighter?
>>214218852>>Ryan Gosling as a Force-sensitive starfighter pilot.So they're just ripping off Newtypes from Gundam now?
>>214218967>Gundamno one knows what that is
>>214218935>>set five years after the events of the film Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker...who the fuck are they even fighting anymore? I thought the nu-Empire instantly fell the moment the galaxy simultaneously began their uprising offscreen?
>>214218852>Star Wars: Starfighter will be an all-new, standalone film set in an unexplored period of the Star Wars timeline, approximately five years after The Rise of SkywalkerFucking why? Why do they keep trying to make the sequel trilogy a thing? Haven't they learned that they need to distance themselves from that dumpster fire?
>>214218852Whatever happened to Patty Jenkins' Rogue Squadron movie?
>>214219027Wonder Woman 1984 happened
Oh wow! Another story about a gruff warrior type adult protecting a very special quirky kidderino who is wanted by the Empire for nefarious purposes! We have never had this type of story before! So interesting!
>>214218852>Matt Smithoh no no no it's OVERit's fucking over
>>214219212What's wrong with Matt Smith? He did wonders for HotD.
>>214219241And what did he do for Genesys and Morbius?
>>214219003Disney have their cartooniverse continuity with Ahsoka and nu-Thrawn. I suppose that's where it's set.
>>214218918That's Mia Goth's character. Sexual tension with the villainess
>>214219005i think that's exactly what they are doing, they are trying to distance themselves while still being able to bring in cameo old farts>>214219141hey bud, atleast it's a story about men and boys for men and boys, guaranteed that mia goth will be some kind of dark side love interest
>>214219027morphed into this movie
>>214219241Matt Smith was cast as young Palpatine clone in Rise of Skywalker early in development before being cut in favor of Ian Mcdiarmid returning.Matt Smith being cast in Starfighter set 5 years after Rise of Skywalker is a bad sign.
>>214219241given your view let me frame it this way. He is the essence of (nerd) television. A "nerdshit" actor to be sure but the issue is that he is "television". He's like a drop of polonium, a single scene, a single frame of this guy in what was a movie makes it become Television. $500M budget? It just got whisked away by his magic screwdriver or whatever - your feature just morphed into s1e1YIFY.avi
>>214218852>nephewShould have been a niece.
>>214219355haha so this shit is like contract cleanup. like when you make a soup with bits of shit left from making effort meals earlier in the week
>>214218852Wtf i was just saying I could be a starfighter pilot. Thats literally me.
>>214219366that's almost every bong actor anon
>>214219343>hey bud, atleast it's a story about men and boys for men and boysNo. It's shit. I don't want to watch yet another babysitting story. Fuck off.
>>214218852Boyega got replaced by a French negro?
>>214218852>tough guy playing babysitter against his will dynamicInto the trash it goes.
>>214219513i agree bud, wolf and cub stories are played the fuck outbut this is disney trying to make a man focused story that won't completely turn off womenwomen like wolf and cub stories, it's why we get inundated with them
>>214219366So, I take it he's more suited for TV than the big screen?
>>214219427For eons, all creatures have dreamt of being Starfighters
>>214219528boyega wasn't zesty enough
>>214219541>tough guy playing babysitter against his will dynamicisn't that most of ryan goslings roles?
>>214219343>mia goth will be some kind of dark side love interestsome type of alien too hopefully
>>214219662He was sent for a male fitness exam and they said his zest levels were too low.
>>214219701>alienShe's a British actor in star wars. She gets an empire uniform and that's it
>>214219701when will she get the tentacles she deserves?
>>214219662Impossible, he was engineered to be a bedwench
>>214219662Boyega has child-bearing hips for some reason.
>>214218964>HEY>Centauri came to me, alright?
>>214219756>>214219762boyega is like a 5 on the buck scale, aaron pierre is like an 8, maybe even a 8.5
>>214218852
>>214219756That thicc slut is just asking for it.
When will we get mecha in SW?
>>214219856what are the current zest power rankings?
>>214218852>I fly.
>>214218993>no one knows what that isGundam is bigger than Star Wars in Asia
>>214218852You forgot to mention it will get quietly canceled.
>>214219856wew ladhttps://www.tiktok.com/@disneystudios/video/7444231860483362091>>214219929jaden smith and airyn de niro have completely fucked the scale up
>Me a goth
>>214219961>thinking the opinions of bug people mean anythinglollmao even
>>214220097absolutely M O I S T
>>214218852>Force-sensitive>Amy Adams>cantina owner
>>214218852I hope this isn't rebels vs empire for the third time.
>>214220276anon it can't be worse than things already are
I bet I can "force" some "sensitivity" out of Boyega when I have him tied face-down on my buck mattress.
>>214218852>Ryan Gosling as a Force-sensitive starfighter pilot.Is he going to play Keyan Farlander?
>>214218852Slop. Can't wait for it to fail
>>214221029>white male lead>2 love interestsidk anon, this is probably the best shot disney has at crapping out something people might actually want to watch
>>214218852Franchise is cooked forever. It's morbidly hilarious that Disney hasn't realized how fucking dead they killed it yet.
>>214218852Stat wars shouldn’t have well known actors, it just takes you out of it. Like that’s not a Star Wars character, that’s ryan gosling playing a Star Wars character. I think they would benefit by using good actors that are lesser known.
>>214221229i agree, but if they put out a movie with a good white male lead with some attractive women, i will atleast give it a chance
>>214221123You are a fool. Sabine-Ezra had fucking 10 years of buildup evaporate into nothingness. Star Wars is anti romance.
>>214221029>t. seething sequelfagThe Prequels are kino. Now and Forever.
>>214221325>Like that’s not a Star Wars character, that’s ryan gosling playing a Star Wars characterno shit, george lucas isn't involved anymore, none of them are going to be star wars charactersalec guinness and peter cushing were already legendary actors when they were put into star wars, samuel l. jackson, ewan mcgregor and liam neeson were pretty famous going into the prequels as well
>>214221466That’s true. Idk why modern Star Wars casting feels so random to me, they feel more like celeb cameos then the actor playing the role.
>>214221229They know and that's why they're scrambling to get in touch with the male-skewing audience. Not that it's going to do them any good if they keep the same brainrotted executives.
>>214219762Too lazy to dig for it, but there's a very good post explaining that the nigger sexes are reversed. That's why the women are bigger and louder than the men and go bald at 14.
>>214221400>Sabine-Ezra had fucking 10 years of buildup evaporate into nothingnessthat's because both of these characters sucked, they were the worst parts of rebelsthey weren't aladdin and jasmine, they had no chemistry, no sex appealsabine had one of the most trite, boring safe rebellious, self-insert teen personalities out thereezra was written like actual dogshit by people who have forgotten what boys even think or act like
>>214221518>Idk why modern Star Wars casting feels so random to me, they feel more like celeb cameos then the actor playing the roleit's because there are no competent leads on any of these projects, no vision, casting choices are done by committee voted bullshit
>>214218852im not going to watch this
>>214221569>safe rebelliousGandhi was very dangerous.
>>214218852>force-sensitive Literally me
>>214219913You have the zero gravity assault troopers
>Meme Gosling>Mia Goth
>>214218852>set five years after the events of the film Star Wars: The Rise of SkywalkerShould've made it seventy, make whatever the fuck happened in those movies myths and make this the starting point of a reboot
>>214218852WOW another shitty cast made for the female audience. Who the fuck likes Matt Smith?
>>214219003>..who the fuck are they even fighting anymore?I dunno, the Mandalorians, the sand people, Boba Fett?
For me its the ARC-170
>>214222178Wine aunts who flick their beans over House of the Dragon.
>Star Wars with space battles again instead of Andor crap that puts you to sleepfuck yea
>>214218852Why don't they simply adapt the Stackpole X-Wing books?
>>214222125They should have. But i fear there's a reason they haven't and it's all about redeeming a single character in the eyes of a particular fanbase.
>>214221333I'll torrent it because you got trips. Congrats.>>214221534Do they know though? I mean, sure, they "know" something's wrong, but I think they only suspect how fucking irreversible the damage they've done actually is. I don't think they fully comprehend how disgustingly radioactive they made the franchise. If they did they's have fired the entire executive team of Lucasfilm and went on a public apology tour—and even that wouldn't save this shitshow. Anyone who cared already moved on to other fandoms, only the permaretard Disney "adults" remain to watch their streaming slop.
>>214218852>what if star wars but no star wars
>>214218852>Ryan Gosling as a Force-sensitive starfighter pilotFine, I'll watch your slop
>>214218852Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
>>214218967I wish they'd rip more off from gundam. Might make for a better product.
>>214223383Fucking pathetic mouse cock sucker.
>>214218852>set years after the Disney sloppologyWho the FUCK are they gonna fight? The stars?The Emprah returns again? Are Disney finally butchering the Yuuzan Vong? Oh right I forgot, there are no books or games to go on, according to the president of Lucasfilm. My bad. What a refreshing and original idea this is
>>214223759It'll be some small scale stuff. The enemies will just be some smugglers. This is a remake of Solo lmao
>>214218852>flaming faggot>ugly whores>niggerWhat a great idea
>>214218852less slop more Lop
>>214218852lmao what a shit cast
>>214221986I just think they're neat.
unless he pilots a spaceship that transforms into a giant mech then I don't care
>>214224019Can't pronounce slop without lop. Lop is slop, furfag.
>>214219913Basilisk war droids are kind of that
>>214218852please don't use unbogged goslings in promotional material for bogged gosling work
>>214219441Gonk.
>>214218852>Force-sensitive starfighter pilot.Why!!!!!!
make a god damn show or movie about the old republic/KOTOR and they can save it.
>>214225403wasn't le blackolyte supposed to be that?
>>214219003>who the fuck are they even fighting anymorethe far right
>>214218852What's the connection to the previous movies gonna be? A Rey appearance? R2D2? You know they can't help themselves.
>>214218852>all this wasted talentshame
>>214222178ngl I like him because Doctor Who s5 was my fav of all nuWho and I looked like a slavic version of him when I was younger
>>214225714How woke is SW: Squadrons?
>>214226287
>>214219003Sigh, somehow...
>>214226372>Gays existing is wokeI thought woke meant demanding special privileges for your group identity due to a perception of that group's unique historical victimization.You know, like Zionists.
>>214218852>Ryan Gosling >Amy Adams You know your career has fallen off when you ends up in a marvel/star war movie .
>>214226372Yikes.Anyway, aren't TIE-pilots supposed to be borderline brainwashed ideological fanatics for the Empire? Did they change it in Disney "canon"?
>>214218852It's set in the Disney trilogy continuity, so it's shit for fags. Shant be watching.
>what do you do?>I fly.
>>214218852This is funny, after killing the franchise with girl bosses, people of color and schlocky dyke propaganda/demoralization, they are going to try and appeal to white men again in the hopes they can cement their trashy subversion as canon with a past his prime Ryan BogslingRemember if we do nothing, we win
>>214219285All those take place decades before rise of skywalker
>>214218852>Mia Goth as one of the villains pursuing Gosling and Gray.Oh my God fuck yes yes please be real I want her to yell a lot
>>214218852No confidence with Kathleen Kennedy at the helm. I shan't be watching
A REAL HUMAN BEANAND A REAL KINO>tfw cant wait for the br2049/Driver edits
>>214226372I'm so fucking glad EA no longer has exclusive rights to SW games. I mean, there's two gay couples in Jedi Survivor, too, but at least the game is good.
>>214219856jesus christ this level of zest could clean sidewalks in detroit
>>214219241Hotd sucks and no one talks about it anymore also his character in that is cringe as fuck
How will this captivate the female audience?
>>214226372They really went out of their way to include the bit about his husband.
>>214218852>Ryan Gosling as a Force-
>>214218852Gosling following in Jake Gyllenhaal's footsteps of working with interesting/up and coming directors and being a general kino machine in the 2010s to chasing the big franchise checks in the 2020s
>>214218852>three white males>red headed womanWas this one kept away from Kathleen Kennedy?
>>214218852Couldn't they have found a more marketable kid lead? That kid looks like he's going to grow up to be a fat balding cuck.
>>214218967Would be much better if it was actual Gundam with Gosling as newtype in yet ANOTHER SECRET OYW Gundam and Matt Smith as Zeon ace in a custom Gyan
>>214218993>average nu-4channer doesn't know Gundam and doesn't watch anime on the premiere otaku forum of the internetbut of course
>>214227009>Any of the presumably millions of soldiers in the empire of a million worlds harboring secret doubts about its obvious evil? Unpossible!
